User talk:PythonC

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welcome to UnNews[edit]

I've moved your UnNews article to User talk:PythonC\I have a fucking headache. because it's not really Unnews material, or even maybe Uncyclopedia material. Submit it to Pee Review if you'd like to pursue it further. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:44, 7 February 2008 (UTC)


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Another bomb[edit]

Also moved this: User talk:PythonC/Chelsea Clinton is one scary-ass motherfucker. It's really pretty bad, and not very funny. Even the title is a bit... well, smeggy. You're welcome to try and fix 'er up, or an admin, like me, for instance, will delete it for you upon request. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:30, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Obama article[edit]

It's pretty good, but it left me wanting more. Try expanding it a little, or even just fleshing out bits and pieces of it. Also, dude, Jesus is like so' overplayed. Otherwise, good read. Keep it up. --SirIsaac 02:34, 14 February 2008 (UTC)


Elmo Article[edit]

I thought that was awesome. I just heard that story (the real one) last night. 24.165.168.226 01:39, 24 February 2008 (UTC)WesMan20

UnNews about black guy begging for change[edit]

Please don't steal ideas for UnNews pages, no matter how differently they are executed, from The Onion. If you do it again, bans will be in order. If you have plagiarized any other ideas, now would be a good time to mention it so they can be deleted quietly. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:42, Mar 25