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Thank You RabbiTechno You Saved My Life[edit]

I'm in the British category now. There's a really annoying spelling mistake in the template. One of the tags is "I know how to cue(sic)". So I have another question and the countries honour depends on it. How do I edit our template? It's a frightfully bad show if we can't spell correctly. We might as well be Americans and that would never do. ۞ 18:00, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm not sure if that's intentional or not, tbh. RabbiTechno 18:02, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

List of countries that don't exist but should[edit]

Earlier, you made an entry to the above titled article. I had created the article from a red link whaen I tried to read the article. It made sense since the information I wanted to post didn't belong in the article I had linked from. It is a new article, and I am glad that I am NOT the only one posting to it. So, I just wanted to say


-- Hamhock 11:41, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

It's an article with a future, I think. I wouldn't be surprised if it catches the popular imagination and becomes quite a large page. RabbiTechno 11:43, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
I hope so. I would like to see that. But it was so curious, that it began as a red link. -- The Odious Wasp 17:45, 8 April 2007 (UTC)


You wrote: Nice addition to IRCia...made a slight change, replacing a comma to a semi-colon which I think works better grammatically. Hope you don't mind. RabbiTechno 18:14, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Let's say I would mind minding it. I was curious about your soure and did some research --- I found it intriging. --The Odious Wasp 19:44, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
Eh? RabbiTechno 17:04, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
Double negative -- It was your entry, and I want you to edit as you see fit. If you had deleted the addition, I wouldn't have minded at all. I looked up IRCia on web. I read about what your country's orinins and figured that the chatroom list was a good adition to the territories you mentioned. Especially listing Main as the country's capitol. ;-) --The Odious Wasp 18:43, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
Gosh, didn't actually get it from the web - it occured to me as a result of a joke made on IRC. Going to look it up now though ;) RabbiTechno 18:44, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Your advice requested[edit]

Hello, again. I would like your advise in regards to this article. I try to respect the fact that this is a comminty project. When I created this article -- by following a link created by someone else -- it was with a certain understanding of what I was dealing with. I'm asking your advice on account of the fact that I am the new guy here and I may be wrong. As you are aware, there already existed in the pedia a link for Fictional Countries that DO have their own articles. That list requires the presence of an article for a country to be listed there. So when I created this one, I turned the rule on its head:

A fictional country must not be placed on this list if a bona fide country-article has already been written and currently exists on Uncyclopedia for that fictional country.

The note directs users to Uncyclopedia:List of countries for entries that DO have entries. Well, yesterday, an enthusiastic user tried to help expanding the article by adding the introductory paragraph from an articled country's pedia entry, complete with link.

Here's the rub -- this violates the guidelines set for the article, it opens the door to duplications and too much disorder. I created the article with the intention of others building onto it -- I DO NOT WANT IT TO BE MY WORK ALONE! Thus far, you and one other have made entries here (and the other person is anonymous). Rather than acting unilaterally, I would like a second opinion: should the entry be removed or should I just let it stand?

--The Odious Wasp 15:09, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Thank you again. Will do. --The Odious Wasp 21:58, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Taco Reversal[edit]

lol ya, it was probably the worst one i have seen in a while on this site and there is a lot of shit reversals on this site xD Outlaw640 17:59, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Celebrity Deathmatch[edit]

Thank you for your contribution! You just created a New episode for the new season. If you have any more fights you'd want to see, post here.

Thank you for that! I'll make some more episodes with that! :) God vs. Buddha already happened, so yeah, I did it as a dream fight when Oscar had a coma. I also named the episode after you as an appreciation gift. Narutowiki5808 23:46, 25 February 2007 (UTC)


Let me add to this section my thanks for reverting the blanking on my userpage and generally cleaning up after that Imbecile. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:50, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote![edit]

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Shalom Aleichem Rabbi, do you need help formatting your sig? You seem to have problems with it. ~ 16:44, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

I quite like mine text-only, without the bells and whistles. But cheers :) RabbiTechno 14:37, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Lubed up and ready?[edit]

You have a sick mind. Juan Kerr 17:40, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Not as much as Ian has. He's just google image-searched some of the things he wants you to do to him. RabbiTechno 17:46, 23 March 2007 (UTC)


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Welcome to the club. 12:47, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews[edit]

Thanks for the bagels, my dog Evelyn loves them! As one man of the cloth to another (or to a rabbit, whichever is appropriate), I heartily apologise for letting you slip through the cracks without having recieved my official welcome template. After days of research (I don't have access to an internet connection), I discovered you'd written UnNews:Super obese eight year old may destroy planet!. Not only that, I'd read it and promptly forgot. Anyway, here it is, enjoy it while it lasts. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 13:14, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Many thanks...'fraid I had to delete the UnNews advice for reasons of page space :) Oh, and much as I'd like to take credit for UnNews:Super obese eight year old may destroy planet!, it wasn't me. Cheers all the same though! RabbiTechno 14:48, 29 March 2007 (UTC)



For the exquisite bagels. Thanks! Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 19:54, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

And a delightfully scrumptious pie it was too. I had it for dinner, with some fava beans and a nice chianti. RabbiTechno 11:17, 30 March 2007 (UTC)


Fantastic! I have TWO ninjastars! I can create my own simple constellation! RabbiTechno 11:15, 30 March 2007 (UTC)


Hey, thanks for all of the reverting you've been doing, I swear every time I see vandalism I check the next diff and it says your name. I really do appreciate it, and I'd give you a ninjastar or something - but to tell you the truth, they don't really mean anything... HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:40, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Well, thanks! I just do it because Uncyc has been making me laugh for more than a year now, and I like to try to help out a bit. I don't have time to contribute as many articles as I'd like (nor the inspiration, actually), so this is how I make myself useful. RabbiTechno 17:43, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
And thank you, for the bagels. Delicious, absolutely delicious. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:36, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

It's Easter![edit]

So get off the net and come to the pub :) Juan Kerr 16:02, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

What makes you suspect I'm on the net? Maybe I'm not even in CB1, maybe I'm out doing really cool things...oh shit, I've kind of given the game away, haven't I? Not coming to the pub till they close here, because I'll just get pissed up early (again). See you whenever they close here, though. RabbiTechno 16:05, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

The Photo[edit]

Ahh thanks lol! don't know where to put this message! I'm new! User:labohemianartist

Most people prefer the mesage at the bottom, some people like it at the top (as with so many things in life). Personally, I don't mind it either way, as the actress doubtless once said to the bishop. RabbiTechno 16:40, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

are you sure?[edit]

In the article F13, I'm sure that that band is spelled "Corn". But I'll leave it like that, just in case. Also, I think "Korn" looks better --The.original.joe.shmoe 18:14, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Are we talking about the 'nu-metal' type band that the emos like? If so, yes it's definitely Korn (written with the R backwards)...I only know this because my missus likes them for some reason. If you meant an different band called Corn - and I believe such a band may exist - then change it back 'cos I'm wrong. :) RabbiTechno 18:17, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
um, well, the one I'm thinking about is the one with one song that has a guy screaming "Raise your mother f***ing hands in the air!!!", or something like that. P.S. that reply took less time than i expected

--The.original.joe.shmoe 18:27, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Giant squid?[edit]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I don't want to be eaten by a squid! I'm too average to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--The.original.joe.shmoe 18:21, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Erm...are you on drugs? And if so, why didn't you share them with me? RabbiTechno 18:23, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
hey, you're the one who said I'm going to be eaten by a giant squid. and i don't have any drugs (snort).

--The.original.joe.shmoe 18:33, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Did I say that? Shit, must be me who's on drugs then...I don't remember saying it! RabbiTechno 18:35, 28 April 2007 (UTC)


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Doug Memorial Cow Award[edit]

sorry, but I realized that the yellow cow was third most prestiegious. Anyways, I've updated my award --The.original.joe.shmoe 17:55, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

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Thanks for the advice about Ian Paisley but GOD hes a bigoted bastard!

Dear Rabbi[edit]

Please be careful when voting on pages of a voting nature. You somehow managed to undo a bunch of votes that other people, um, do'ed on VFD, a la. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:32, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank You[edit]

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For You[edit]

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For being so helpful in the deletion and reverting of crap by trolls... morons and... ugh... schoolchildren -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:26, 7 May 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for the beer! Yes, I do actually edit an article occasionally :) Juan Kerr 17:16, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Why bother with the pub when I've got some fine Tesco Value lager on here :) Juan Kerr 18:59, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Well I found the original animation on ED, added the eye beams myself, and then struggled for ages (well 20 minutes) trying to get it smaller than 150K for the upload page! Juan Kerr 19:04, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

I could see that becoming a bit of a popular one on here. RabbiTechno 19:05, 10 May 2007 (UTC) BTW, really going to the pub now.


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Ha ha ha!


I dunno where the typo is, unless you're really referring to the "Chuck Norris is the only important thing about MIchigan" (especially illegal here as this is pretty much true). And the State of Michigan used to officially endorse "Michiganders" until they realised how gay it was and that Abe Lincoln used it as a joke to mock a candidate he ran against (really). 14:15, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Um, nor do I now - the old memory's not as good as it once was. So no matter :) RabbiTechno 14:40, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm assuming you meant the George Bush page? Thanks, I actually didn't get a chance to read the whole page and didnt realize how lame it was, ergo I was going to remove the template anyways.


Fair enough...but the sheer lack of humour may have destroyed what little satirical comedy I have left in me!



Why did you remove my info about Psylocke on the X-Men's page! She is one of the most popular X-Men, and she deserves a spot.

I'm Not A Vandal[edit]

I am not a vandal, I deleted that stuff on my user page because it was copied from Zombiebaron's user page. User:Zombiebaron. I deleted it to avoid being accused of playjurism. Thank you! The Cookie Monster Cookie.jpg[Spam Me]

I made an excuse RabbiTechno. My old user page was quite boring. This user page is much more funny. Take a look here. The Cookie Monster Cookie.jpg[Spam Me]


Nazi Swastika.svg Thanks for voting FOR Nazi in VFH. It's good to know where your priorities lie /me steps back and calls the police. Nazi Swastika.svg

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You've Been Ragged[edit]

...on Talk:X-Men

My response can be found on that very talkpage. RabbiTechno 17:13, 19 June 2007 (UTC)