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Fascist Guy[edit]

That picture of Peter Griffin Reminds me of someone I know. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bigbuttcrackman19whenever (talk • contribs)

I thought it looked a little like Elvis, in his later and fatter years. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:29, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Angry Dude[edit]

Hey..... you put that ICU thing on Angry dude i edited it is it good now? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Blondefish (talk • contribs)

It'll do. Feel free to remove the ICU. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:41, December 20, 2009 (UTC)

Re: Award[edit]

Hello again, glad to hear you won the thing and thankyou for the thankyou. --Nikau 10:29, December 20, 2009 (UTC)

What thing was that? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:42, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
The thing with the scrotum. Anyway, how are you getting on? --Nikau 13:07, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, that thing. Can't even remember what I was giving that out for, now. Otherwise - all is well. You? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:17, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
Well, I appear to have nearly finished my one article before quietly forgetting this place for another 9 months - User:Nikau/Extraterrestrial life - would only be polite to read some more of your creations while I'm here, anything you deeply recommend? --Nikau 13:44, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
Visiting only every nine months or so might not be a bad idea, actually - you'd miss out on so much of the crap that makes Uncyclopedia the sort of place that it is. I tend to go down the "intensive use, then go on sabbatical for a while" route; I'm coming up for my fourth Uncyclopedian birthday in a couple of months and might well decide to have a few months away shortly thereafter. I won't recommend any one of my creations - to do would feel unpleasantly conceited - but there's plenty to choose from. Now, I'd better have a look at your new one. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:15, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
...which, I must say, is bloody excellent, actually. "...all ancient civilisations were comprised of skeletons that lived underground..." is genius, as is the diagram of the Universe. Let me know when you finish it and shift it into mainspace, as I think you've got a definite contender for VFH there. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:24, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
Thank you for your kind words, I changed it a small amount in the Europa part. Being a prolific writer of news pieces on here, would you mind also reading this User:Nikau/UnNews: US surge in Afghanistan may be followed by more strategy alterations, warm feeling to see if it is any good also? --Nikau 13:01, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
It looks good to me - I made a couple of very minor changes to the punctuation and grammar, but otherwise it all seems ready for moving to mainspace. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:20, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Done and done. --Nikau 21:20, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Good and good! So - are we going to be blessed with more contributions from you before you vanish again? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:23, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

;)[edit]

Thanks for bagels mate ;). Your article looks really nicely and is so funny for that I had to nominate it :) Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 16:12, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery! - December something![edit]

Late deliver courtesy of Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:55, December 29, 2009 (UTC)


The Wiki Religion[edit]

This article was put in ICU- I have make extensive changes, please let me know what you think.

Cheers The preceding unsigned comment was added by 203.219.184.207 (talk • contribs)

Massively improved - and a pleasure to find a new writer who sees the ICU tag and thinks, "Right - I'll read this and see how I can improve my article" instead of "Wahhhh! How dare anyone suggest my writing isn't perfect?!" If I may, I'd still suggest you add some pictures, however - otherwise, feel free to remove the ICU whenever you choose. Also, if you're planning on sticking around, have you considered signing up for an account on Uncyclopedia? It takes mere seconds, allows you various rights and priviledges that you don't get as an IP and - best of all - it's free. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:55, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Guinea pig[edit]

As the only user name I recognize in the Guinea pig change history: See if you don't think the article has gone straight downhill since the 1-Aug-09 version:

  • Just before your last revert there, AnonIP, perhaps trying to clean up the intro with its "shit tube" model of the guinea pig, replaced the intro in its entirely--with random babble.
  • Changes since then have been minor and have mostly introduced new memes, including "shoop da whoop"
  • A misformatted bit of scatology (though perhaps it's appropriate in the case of the guinea pig) has been added to the final list.

I'm inclined to revert it to the 1-Aug-09 version--unless you do so first, or know of a reason why not to. Spıke ¬  22:44 4-Jan-10

I'm inclined to agree, so I've reverted it. You really have to wonder why people bothered adding some of what had been added! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:46, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! and I often do. Spıke ¬  12:36 5-Jan-10

Spooky indeed[edit]

But you're right, the two articles are sufficiently different that no one will care. No one who matters, anyway. --Sog1970 21:52, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

TBH, I doubt I'll ever get round to finishing mine anyway. I start a lot of articles but only finish a very few of them - either that or it'll be ticking away for ages until I suddenly get a flurry of inspiration and finish it in one go, a year or so in the future. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 22:03, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
Sticking with honesty, I didn't read all of it. But I liked the bits that I did read. I sometimes find that printing them out and reading them on paper helps spur a bit of inspiration. Fuck knows why. --Sog1970 22:12, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
Doesn't work for me. That one's an old writer's trick to clear mental blockage and many a writer will swear to its efficiency - but only waiting for the muse to return works in my case. Well, since giving up the psychoactive drugs that characterised my youth, at any rate. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 22:30, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

For this...[edit]

you deserve this:

Newcookie.gif Necropaxx has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for the laughs. :) Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:27, Jan 10 2010

/me munches cookie. Wow - vegan and kosher! And is that coconut I taste? My favourite! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:08, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
I laughed too. So you're forgiven. FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 10:00 • Monday, 11-01-2010
Don't pretend you didn't enjoy it at the time, either! ;-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:02, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
Hey I was drunk then! And when I'm drunk, I can even enjoy Friends. FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 10:16 • Monday, 11-01-2010
You must drink a hell of a lot! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:38, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

Stuff[edit]

Heybrew you put a stamp on my page ordering to make it better, while I'd love to make it better and honour your divine Admin overlord powers, I'm not sure what to add, if you could give me an idea that would be great, no matter how funny the horse is running in to the cart I'd really like it to work :D The preceding unsigned comment was added by Alec007 (talk • contribs)

Good - glad to see you realise that the ICU tags are intended to help rather than merely attack, that's the first (and possibly most important) step to improving an article. Once I've found out who you are (which is why it's best to sign your posts with ~~~~, which reveals all), I'll take a look and see if I can think of anything to suggest. Two things - 1; an ICU is not an order as such. It's simply a suggestion as to what might improve an article and 2; I'm not an admin, and although that doesn't mean I can't offer advice it does mean I can't offer miracles such as turning any water you happen to have lying about into wine or inflicting plagues of frogs upon your enemies, etc. Right, I now know who you are, so I'll have a look at your article in a minute. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:50, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
Right - first off, are we talking about Wogan as in Terry? If so, parody works better if you write something about Wogan as he exists in reality, rather than as something to do with Warcraft. A little bit of random humour works well, for example the bit about the name deriving from shitman pony, but too much is too much. If you're talking about a different type of Wogan, then it's one I know nothing about; but humour based on reality will still work better. The bits about Mormons and Scientologists could be developed further, as Uncyclopedia will always have room for good old-fashioned religious intolerance (especially when directed at Scientologists; because - let's face it - those guys are just weird.) I would consider adding some pictures, especially if you're not sure what to write. Look at some images connected to the subject and think about how you can use them or change them for comedic effect - this tends to inspire ideas for the text, and even if it doesn't using them will flesh out the page and disguise the fact that there isn't a lot of text to start with. Less important is tidying up the spelling, punctuation, capitalisation and grammar - we realise that this is not everyone's strongpoint and it has no effect on a person's skillfulness as a writer, so we have an Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service. However, I'm not entirely sure if anyone is still active over there (after all, proofreading with any regularity is all too much like unpaid work) so, should you find that help is not forthcoming, just leave me a message here and I'll proofread it for you. Good luck, and I'll be looking forward to reading your article once you've finished it. In the meantime, feel free to leave any questions here. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:08, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

I Certainly Shouldn't Be Kvetching[edit]

Shalom Rabbi. Thank you for the generous compliments on UnScripts:So What Do the Israelis and the Palestinians Really Want?. Flattery always brightens up one's day :). I don't have any playwriting experience, actually -I have so far only found myself capable of writing angsty short stories and poems with titles like 'Inked Ravens of Despair Claw Holes in the Arse of the World's Mind'. However, I run a MidEast Focus society at my school with a friend, and since we have just completed a "season", if you will, (I hear it's lovely this time of war) on the Arab-Israeli Conflict, we are thinking of putting on sketches highlighting its absurdity, as well as (take your handkerchief out, it gets very sentimental from here) the deeply human longings that both perpetuate the conflict and offer the only way out of it. My ramshackle piece on UnScripts -it's not really a script yet, I haven't really found a way to link even the two things I have written together -is just a way of experimenting with what ideas I have and seeing how people react to it. Anyway, it's wonderful that you are so appreciative; I was just glad no-one deleted it immediately :). I wish I could be Woody Allen, but my writing only acquired a veneer of genuine satire, as opposed to mere silliness, because I have parents who were on opposite sides of that conflict, and tried to make sure that the apartheid wall (woops, I meant fence)never went into my head.

Also, I have read a share of your work on Uncyclopedia -they are awesome. So if you have any advice for extra scenes in my UnScripts, or if you have suggestions for improving existing scenes or linking them together, I would gladly settle down for the sermon (although bagels from La Kosher Nostra, free of charge, are much appreciated). SufiyaFatimaLevi 12:46, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for your kind comments re. my articles. I'm a bit of a rubbish critic, unfortunately, so I can't really suggest where to go with yours - however, I notice you've been talking with Mordillo who happens to be a bit of an expert on all things Middle Eastern so I imagine inspiration will be forthcoming from him. Also, I have to confess to a lifelong and decidedly non-kosher dislike of Woody Allen, whom I find almost unbearably tedious - I have little doubt you can writer better than he can! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:06, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

The Jewishness of Editting the Daily Fascist[edit]

Thanks for the great bagels Rabbi -I'll save some for Shabbat as well. I only wish I could earn as much as Woody Allen did from writing, when he was around my age -$1500 a week. So, having vindicated that Gentile stereoptype, I proceed to debunk some by the following mini-dialogue:

SufiyaFatimaLevi:So, RabbiTechno, I notice that you are editting the Daily Fascist. I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist (I know a shop that sells excellent leather thongs at half price, by the way) or, Yishmor HoKei, a self-hating Jew?

RabbiTechno: On the contrary, litle girl. When I used to edit HaEretz, the only articles I could let people print were about riots in the West Bank and Gaza, suicide bombers trained in Saudi Arabia with CIA instructors, and scientological missionaries flooding the Holy Land. But now that I edit the Daily Fascist, I could write so much more true stuff: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate the arts, and that we are on the verge of taking over the intellectual world with the slogan: First Uncyclopedia, then Wikipedia! You know, it makes me feel a whole lot better! The preceding unsigned comment was added by SufiyaFatimaLevi (talk • contribs)

The Daily Fascist - which doesn't actually exist, or not under that exact title at any rate, is a parody of British tabloid the Daily Mail (with which you may be unfamiliar - Uncyc's article on the subject tells you all you need to know in a far more truthful way than either Wikipedia or the Daily Mail's own website). Also, "we are on the verge of taking over the intellectual world"? We had that one stitched up centuries ago! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:31, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, I know about the Daily Mail -I currently live in South East London, where it is frequently the only newspaper for sale in local stores. This is the price my mamaleh pays for not living in Golders Green (oy vey she's overpaying), and my baba-habibi for not living on Edgware Road (this price is not rrright). Suffice it is to say that the Daily Mail should be sold to every non-BNP member with travel sickness bags. It was a moment of triumph when Hari Kunzru refused to accept a prize from the Daily Mail for their consistent barrage of bigotry against ethnic minorities. It was one of those golden times of 'gotcha schmendriks...'SufiyaFatimaLevi 13:49, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, a fellow Brit! IMO, someone should break into the Mail printing works one night and tip several gallons of LSD into the ink, so that the next day every Mail reader experiences a full-force acid trip. That'd probably be sufficient to kick-start their lithopedion-like brains into actual thought instead of numb reactionism. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 14:01, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the bagels, and have a look[edit]

Thanks for the bagels! The nom needs no thanks, you wrote a great article and deserve a feature from it. Since you are an ordained Rabbi, please have a look at "Star of David", a page I wrote from someone's stub. The author had whipped up a brief weird idea, and I just took off and made a paper airplane from it. Thanks again, Aleister in Chains The Year of our Fnord, MMX

Actually, I was following your progress with Star of David - I noticed it when the author first created it and assumed it was going to be the standard anti-semitic stub worthy of rapid QVFDing, so I was pleased to see you take it over and develop it. I haven't looked for a few days, so I will do at some point and see what you've done with it. :-) ~}Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:36, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
Great dino bones pic. I put a few more edits into Star, I think knowing that someone is actually reading something focuses the mind and allows mixsteaks 2 b kaught. But why be surprised, any Rabbi worth the name would keep tabs on the Stars wanderings. Kabbalistically, Al'ly McChains Kether/Da'ath Conjunction, MMX

Yo.[edit]

Hey Rabbi. You know I'm not usually one to go around whoring my articles, but I thought you might like this. It involves secret Jewish plots, and you voted for on a previous nomination, and I sure would appreciate the support! IronLung 00:39, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not going to vote for again though - this time, I'm voting "Very For" :-) It deserved a feature last time round and since it's even better this time, let's hope it gets there. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:54, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
Much appreciated! IronLung 20:04, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

I did a little experiment[edit]

And I think the best music to accompany the preparation of Cholent is Luis Armstrong. I'll let you know about the results tomorrow. Also, A gitte shabes! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 23:41, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Ol' Satchmo is a good soundtrack to most things, I find - what's more, since he was active for around 50 years, he produced enough music to listen to him non-stop every time you make cholent and never have to hear the same song twice; though I can listen to his duets with Ella Fitzgerald repeatedly. I had cholent yesterday too, but since I always add a handful of chopped chillis mine would probably be better classified as "curry that was cooked for a very long time!" Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:49, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
I just use black pepper. BTW, I'm still shocked by the whole Gefilte with bread crumbs, and so would my grandmother as soon as I tell her. That's not Gefilte Fish, that's Gefilte n`chips! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 10:54, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
You really need to try it. Imagine the fishiness of the gefilte combined with the crispiness of the breadcrumbs - it keeps the gefilte taste (which I like) but changes the texture from "Yuck!" to "Mmmm - crispy!" making for a vastly improved experience all round. I'm actually seriously considering looking into the laws re. sending stuff like dead fish through the mail between EU nations and buying you some. Even my missus likes it, and no goy ever liked the gooey grey version (the number of Jews who like that version probably numbers less than 20 too). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:00, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
That's only the Jews in the diaspora, it's big in Israel. Well, at least with the ashkenazi Jews. The Sphoradi thinks we're all out of our minds. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:11, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, but they eat kitniyot during Pesach, so who are they to talk about strange dietary habits? Them and their Aron Kodesh with the parochet inside the doors...weirdos (thereby exhausting my knowledge of the differences between Ashkenazi and Sephardi synagogues). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:22, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
The whole prayer style is different, songs sound like they came from two separate religions. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:24, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
I assume there's some Moorish influence, which must have resulted in some stunningly beautiful synagogues/books etc. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:30, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
"Some?" HaSephardim are 75% Moroccans, 25% Iraqis, Turks, Egyptian, Yemeni and native. FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 11:39 • Sunday, 17-01-2010
You forgot Persians, Tunisians, Libyans, Spaniards, Portuguese Lybians and some other bits and bytes (Moroccans are not 75% btw). And yes, if you see a Sphoradic synagogue it's typically much much nicer than an Ashkenazi one. Also, their poetry is beautiful. You need to learn Hebrew to enjoy that. Also, pop quiz - anyone knows what "Spharadim" means? Also also, Moosh, I gave people at work lecture over Um Kultum a couple of days ago, hope I made you proud. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:53, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Tunisians, Libians, Spainards, Portoguese, they're all one; moorish berbers (75%). Persians and Iraqis are one, also. Also, I heard that the guys over there in Israel love Umm Kulthum and that her records still sells there to this day (here, also) so yeah, I feel kinda proud. FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 12:13 • Sunday, 17-01-2010
I know where the term Spharadim comes from - Sepharad. I've got a book by someone called Ari L. Goldman which says it's a biblical site of uncertain location, probably somewhere in Asia Minor but later believed to have been in the Iberian Peninsula (isn't it Hebrew for Spain, in fact? Oh, hang on - yeah, Wikipedia confirms that one). Wikipedia says the same sort of stuff about the location, so I'm assuming that's the case - even though I have a book somewhere (written by those funny Anglo-Israelism chaps) which says it was in Cornwall. I hasten to add that I am not an adherent to British Israelism concepts...:-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:25, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
As for the niceness of Sephardic shuls when compared to Ashkanazi, I bring before the attention of the court Bevis Marks in London. Spectacular. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:28, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Essentially it is believed that many of the Sphoradic Jews (=Spaniard Jews) came originally from Spain, especially after the Alhambra Decree. Also, Moosh, I think you probably shouldn't tell the next Iranian you meet that he's Moorish, that'll piss him off, they're from a completely different origin. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 20:23, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Read carefully. I said Iraqis and Iranians can be considered one, not can be considered moorish. FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 20:40 • Sunday, 17-01-2010
I'm reading Persians and Iraqis are one, also. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 20:42, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
I once saw a colleague refer to another colleague, who was Iranian, as an Arab. Much hilarity ensued. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:32, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
Shouldn't the Jews of Iraq, Egypt and those that continued to live within Jerusalem after the second diaspora (very brave souls) be considered Mizrahim? I know Yemenite Jews (who, as far as I know, have now all made aliyah to Israel) tend to be placed in a category of their own...SufiyaFatimaLevi 22:05, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Typically yes. The Yemenites do indeed have a bit of a different style of praying. I think some of the are left in Yemen, not a whole lot though. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 23:26, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
There are around 400 Jews left in Yemen, the majority having made aliyah before 1950 ("Operation On Wings of Eagles" (there's around 150,000 in the US too), so Yemen has considerably more than Afghanistan, which now has just one Jew named Zablon Simintov - I bet he has trouble trying to organise a minyan). Apparently, Yemenite Jews don't like being called Mizrahi Jews as their unique culture makes them separate to Ashkenazi, Sephardim and Mizrahi. (All that from Ari Goldman again) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:40, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:57, Jan 18

UnSignpost 21th January 2009[edit]

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/ca/MrNCyber.JPG 17:37, Jan 21

Marvellous[edit]

Uncle-Dad.jpg Uncle-Dad thanks you in the only way he knows:
a long glass of moonshine and an hour with
his niece-wife.

Thanks you pushing that article over the top! IronLung 22:35, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

Dy Fam[edit]

Rwyf yn ysgrifennu'r llythyr anrheuliedig yma i gyfleu neges o ddiolchgarwch eang i ymateb i dy neges gwlyb a wnaeth wneud i mi a fy nghymdogion cachu ein hunain, oherwydd doedden ni ddim yn disgwyl cael neges mewn y iaith pidynaidd sef Cymraeg. Diolch, yr wmpa lwmpa Iddewaidd, am dy gyfeillgarwch yn yr amserau tywyll yma. The preceding unsigned comment was added by BaraBrith (talk • contribs)

I'm afraid I pretty much exhausted my knowledge of Welsh with bore da - moved from Wales a long time ago, and had little opportunity to learn it growing up in foreign parts. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:24, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 28th January 2010[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/ca/MrNCyber.JPG 14:56, Jan 28

Extraterrestrial life[edit]

I forgot I hadn't moved it to mainspace. --Nikau 05:18, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

For the ongoing service and being able to wad in poo day after day after day after day after[edit]

I bestow upon you the prestigious FEATHER IN YOUR CAP AWARD! Rejoice, because thou art the Chief Rabbi of Poo! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 12:36, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

But seriously, many thanks for all the the hard work you've put into the place, and especially for being...you! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:03, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
Interesting typo there - wad. Wad is a term often employed to refer to sperm, as in blow one's wad (though publications using such a phrase are unlikely to also refer to the first person as one, or so I'm told by those familiar with such journals). I would like to point out that I do not, at least commonly, blow my wad into or over poo; because to do so would be distinctly odd. However, attempting to claim that such an event has never occurred would be both disprovable and ridiculous, thanks to cameras of reasonable quality now being so affordable as to place them into the hands of rentboys and others who might have an interest in blackmailing clients. Furthermore, the feather has been joyfully received and added to my streimel, just in time to mark my fourth Uncyclopedian birthday which is due in a mere few days' time. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:56, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
You know, I have to contest that there's no way it's the 4th anniversary, unless you've edited under a different name. I think it's 3 years? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:05, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
Yep. I'm counting from my very first edits as an IP, (21:53, February 9, 2006 62.253.128.12 (Talk)) - there was, in fact, an even earlier contribution, but it was an article that was rapidly huffed and best forgotten. After that I signed up and used the name John Techno, prior to my self-ordination. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:22, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
In that case, you're actually 3 months older than me! I can only feel humbled by your awesomeness. Now, shall we finish the bloody article already? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:33, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry, who are you? All you young people look the same to someone of my advanced years. Aren't you Golda and Manny's son...? It's a job keeping up, what with the senility. (Should it transpire that your parents are in fact named Golda and Manny, I shall be freaked at my own spooky powers). I suppose I really ought to subtract my several - and lengthy - periods of absence from my total years on Uncyc, but I shan't so as to keep my four years intact. Also, yes. That article needs to be finished - I'm going to be out most of today (and am regretting the several shots of whisky I had during and after seeing a play last night; but will admit the second half benefited greatly from intoxication), so it's in your hands for now. I'll have a look tomorrow and see if I can think of anything to add. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:41, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
To be honest, I need to finish the P`tach and the Kenidalach and then clean up everything. I think we have there other than that. Do you want to do the Kneidal part? Also, there is currently 20% off all whiskeys in Amsterdam's main liqueur store. I was contemplating yesterday between a bottle of Black Bush or The Black Grouse. I also thought about Laphroeg, but I'm a bit scared of this one :) ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 10:28, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
That's almost worth flying over for - I reckon Stanstead to the 'Dam can probably be done for less than £40 return if you fly with one of the airlines that still use Sopwith Camels and lock you into a cattle crate during the journey. All I'd need to do is buy 20 or so bottles and I'd make a saving. I seriously recommend that, if you've not tried Laphroaig before, take the 20% off opportunity to do so. It is indeed scary stuff, being distilled from stuff such as darkness and death in addition to the usual barley, but IMO and that of others there is no dram quite like it. Also, if you don't like it, you can always send it to me :-). I'll have a look at what you've done with the article and see what I can do with kneidalach. Oh - one other thing. You are right - Louis Armstrong does sound especially good while cooking cholent. Do you think he'll affect the flavour? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:46, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit]

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Thanks[edit]

Thanks for featuring my Why?:Stick Things in the Microwave Oven article on Why? =) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:18, 6 February 2010

Oh, but before I forget. Don't forget to add the {{Why?F}} template at the bottom of featured Whys. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:25, 6 February 2010
Good point. Good article too - hadn't actually spotted that it was yours. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 14:59, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Why? Why? Oh Why? I wrote that, ya know. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:34, 6 February 2010

UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit]

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Mr Techno sir[edit]

Just thought I would mention... Back when I was Poopsmithin I used to get away with archiving Ban Patrol if all the users in question had already been banned. Even if that BPC thing had not been put onto the page. I never got blocked for it anyway. Just sayin ;) Oh, I got blocked for archiving VFD a few times, but that's another story altogether. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 12:23, Feb 14

Yep, I know and I used to do it that way. On the other hand, it doesn't make a great deal of difference either way so I tend to wait for an admin to put the BPC template on there just for the sake of consistency. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:29, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
Fairy snuff. Mohelsaurus.jpg is however awesome. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 12:30, Feb 14
It was such an easy image to make - literally took me a few seconds, but I rather like it too. I even thought about getting it printed on a t-shirt, but I only wear proper shirts so it'd be a waste of time and money. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:33, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
What I really need to do now is come up with some slightly more interesting images for Gay Pubs, which I wrote yesterday. The ones it has now serve their purpose, but they're so boring. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:39, February 14, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit]

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A gitte shabas![edit]

I think we did good with the cuisine article, allow me to doff my cap to you on yet another great collab! And now, on to the next conquering...? Also, tonight's dinner: Cholent with chicken, eggplanet in Tahini, home made humus, burgul salad, spicy Moroccan carrot salad and coffee and almonds cake. Hooray for Jews! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:42, February 20, 2010 (UTC)

Shabbat shalom and agreed - there was a time halfway through when we seemed to run out of steam and I wondered if it was going to end up being abandoned, but it came together rather nicely in the end and everyone seems to like it. Let's hope the kashrut one is a success too! Dinner sounds good - we had cholent last week and I found an extra packet of dried mixed beans close to the use by date in the cupboard so I added them to it and ended up eating cholent for four days in a row, so you can imagine what it was like round here by Wednesday (let's just say the UK has secured its supply of natural gas for the next decade or so). Our ferrets liked the eggs, but as we named them Mordechai and Yentl they ought to like kosher stuff. I was going to make it again today, but Mrs. Techno doesn't fancy it. Shiksas, eh? Made some rather tasty latkes yesterday however, had them with hummus (though ours was from the shop rather than home-made) and chollah since I've discovered there's a stall on our local market that sells it; which all in all works out a hell of a lot cheaper than going to London for it. Coffee and almond cake sounds good - any chance of a copy of the recipe?
Sure, I'll see if I can find it in English, and if not I'll translate it. Also, you need to update your hall of shame entry. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:56, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
I'd forgotten all about the hall of shame actually. I'm counting Ptok as a co-author too, his contributions form an important part of the article. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:09, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
If I risk being petty, as much as I appreciate his help, I wouldn't consider writing 5 words in a 100k article that took 4 months to finish significant contributions. But I'm just a petty Jew I am O_O ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 10:47, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
Five words that neither of us could have written, however - and he did ask nicely! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:49, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
I think he meant it as a joke, but I'll stop being petty and go and ban someone instead :) ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:07, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
Well, even a nicely-phrased joke deserves some reward I think. I need to find something to do as well - the missus is at work, the ferrets have gone back to sleep, I can't think of anything to write and it's probably too early to start drinking. Maybe I'll do and start a flamewar on Yahoo Answers or somewhere ;-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:18, February 20, 2010 (UTC)

Silent Spring[edit]

Hi. Have done a bit with Silent Spring, maybe a couple of more photos would do it. Thoughts? Do you think more writing would be needed for the page? Aleister in Chains 11:45 25 2 2MX

Wow - I'm impressed, especially with pictures. Did you make them? I wouldn't add any more images unless you decide to add more text because doing so is likely to crowd the page a bit. As for the text itself, what's already there is good so I don't think it needs any more, but if you have any good ideas for additions then do it. It's looking great. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:10, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, and appreciated. No, got the pics from an uncy page while Random searching (I enjoy the random and come across some great pages and pics that way. For some Whoring, that's where I came by the Camera Obscura page nommed for VFH, imnho one of the best pages on the site). I like using pics which aren't used much on mainspace, makes the articles fresh. Agreed on text, except for a general clean-up and brief edit sweep I didn't change the language structure. Will go in now and highlight the opening statement somehow, to set it apart from the rest of the text. I'm not good with coloring text, will have to learn more about that. Thanks again, and keep away from the pesticide pies. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 21:06 25 2 2MX
That explains it - I knew I'd seen the one with fox's head somewhere before. I'm not too hot on colouring or resizing text either so I just copy and paste the code other people have used and then find the html code for the colour I want using Photoshop -
like this
- if that's any help to you. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:26, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

Hamentaschen time![edit]

I got a box in my backpack as we speak :). Happy Purim JT! May you drink until you do not remember your own name. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 14:05, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

Chag Purim Sameach! I've just been out to buy the ingredients I need to make them, along with several bottles of wine, except for poppy seeds - still got jarful left from year as they have no other purpose whatsoever (well, other than making more poppies). Incidentally, I can't actually remember my own name quite a lot of the time anyway, so I'll probably only need one glassful. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 14:15, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
Then you're already going in the right way! Now try to get EVERYONE around you to forget your name. Or theirs. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 14:21, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
So - are we organising a Grand Uncyclopedian Purim Piss-Up next year? I know you and I are the only Jewish regulars these days (with the occasional Kakun manifestation) but I'm sure the goyim will be up for it once they hear about all the drinking - and nobody can resist hamantaschen! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 14:25, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

Hea you![edit]

Yes, I was addressing you sir! I was just passing and remembered that you are our resident Raptor image manipulation expert. I was just wondering if you might think it fun to quickly knock up an image for this? It's not an article I have had any involvement in, I just thought you might fancy doing it as I know you already have the Raptors, and almost certainly some chainsaws lying around their house. I mean, who doesn't right? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 11:02, Feb 27

So making one raptor image makes me the recognised expert, does it? Blimey - if only getting a PhD was that easy! However, I shall take a look, and if I can't make one I'll just shave one of my ferrets and get it to hold a chainsaw (which, as it happens, I do happen to own - one can never be sure when one may be required to defend one's property from zombies/aggressive shrubs) in a menacing manner and take a photo. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:07, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
Not not sure it's a good idea to let your ferret have a go on your chainsaw, but maybe... Well, obviously you own a chainsaw. I had taken that as a given. I myself am currently looking forward to felling some furs for my parents in a few weeks actually... In addition, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 12:19, Feb 27
Oh, is that what chainsaws are actually for?! I assumed they were originally for juggling with/scaring the crap out of your girlfriend (which is what mine mostly gets used for). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:28, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit]

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Kvetching[edit]

I got a bizarre request from someone who is looking for a crash course in Hebrew in the London area. Got any tips? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:29, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Drive around the M25 really fast while reading the Hebrew Torah and not looking out of the window? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 19:14, Mar 1
Meh, it's been done already. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 19:20, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
Nothing off the top of my head, but Google reveals these that might be worth looking into. The Communicaid one with the post code EC3A 5BU is Central London, near Aldgate and Fenchurch Street tube stations so it'd be easy to get to. The Bank of England and the Gherkin are both nearby too if your friend fancies site-seeing). The Grade 1 listed Bevis Marks Synagogue, oldest shul to be still in use in the UK, is in the area too if he or she fancies having a look/doing a bit of davening (or whatever the Sephardim do instead, it being a Sephardic synagogue) while in the area - it's also not too far to Stamford Hill if he or she needs kosher food. If he or she wants to go a bit further afield, Communicaid's other course in Cheltenham is about 140km from London (you could do the trip by train with no problems). Cheltenham is quite close to Stonehenge and Avebury, should he or she fancy seeing British sites of worship a fair bit older than Bevis Marks. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:57, March 2, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit]

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Oops[edit]

Yeah, I didn't mean to do that, I was aiming my plunger at the replaced page above it and missed, I just decided to fix that vandalism before I went back and cleared up my own mess. My new mouse seems to need inertia to move across the screen. Thanks for keeping an eye out. --ChiefjusticeDS 15:53, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

Oh yes - I've done that plenty of times myself! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:54, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

O vey![edit]

Did you see that? FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 22:36 • Saturday, 6-03-2010

I did, and it couldn't have come at a better time because I had a heated discussion with somebody about the Lemba a few weeks ago. I find them absolutely fascinating and their claims to be Jews have been more than enough to convince me that they are ever since I first heard of them, whereas the person I was arguing with disputed that they even exist and claimed that if they do, they muct have adopted outside influences and cannot really be Jews - so I rather hope he's reading the recent stories and thinking, "Oy, looks like that hippy I was talking to the other week was right all along!" I suspect some parts of Jewish society and going to be fairly resistant to them, however - there's a very unpleasant section that refuses to believe it's possible to be both black and Jewish. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:39, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
Indeed. You know, many Africans try to sneak into Israel from Egypt, claiming to be the lost Jews, some are, most aren't. They would most likely be treated as second class citizens in Israel, but yeah, anything is better than their famine/war striken homeland.. Yeah, anyway, shooting at those guys has become the favourite pastime of Egyptian border guards.. Saddening. FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 14:49 • Sunday, 7-03-2010
The way things are going with the right wingers creeping back into power in the EU, it won't be too long before the poor sods are getting shot at as they try to land on the coasts of Southern Europe either. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 18:48, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
Right wing Christians eventually rising to power in the West, Islamic extremist in the East and Jews in between: we're fucked, man. If shit doesn't sort itself out, we'll be heading for another World War before 2020.. And Atheists, man, they kidnapped my dog! FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 20:52 • Sunday, 7-03-2010
Yeah, anyway, lets not talk politics. Lets talk boobs instead. Boobs are nice. Politics isn't. FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 22:26 • Sunday, 7-03-2010
BOOBIES!!! lol!!!1111!!!!!111||111!!!! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:48, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
36 C CUP!!1!!!1!OMGWTFCheddarBBQ!!!1! FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 15:21 • Monday, 8-03-2010
You know about bra sizes. That means you're GAY!!!!!111111lol1111lol!!! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:28, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit]

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians[edit]

Thank's for leaving me a message. Can you please add and edit the page I made, I would totally appreciate it if you did! Thank's for telling me this, my friend edit some, but I'll try more Thanks The preceding unsigned comment was added by TheVioletBaudelaire (talk • contribs)

Yep, no problem. I'll have a look at it later. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:11, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
OK, I've cleared it up a bit - not too many bad spellings etc. I can't really add anything, however, as I'm entirely unfamiliar with the subject; but when you do let me know and I'll have another look. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:58, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit]

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UN:POOP[edit]

Lol. I'm not sure you ever did any poopsmithing from the lounge did ya? HeHe. You're meant to move em over to VFD if you think they are good noms! Not vote on em on the pooping page! That's after kicking puppy in the balls first for not just using the VFD page himself. Votes don't count for VFD unless they are made on VFD, and the lounge is meant to new users and IPs. Not UotM nominations... We have {{pooped}} to help with poopsmithing... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 12:37, Mar 18

I assumed Puppy wasn't sure whether or not they were VFDable, and while I think they are I was hoping to get a third opinion. If that didn't happen within an hour or so - which is probable, since nobody uses the Lounge - I was going to add them to VFD. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:42, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Well as poopsmith YOU HAVE THE POWER!!!! *cough* You just can't include a vote which was not made on VFD on VFD. That's kinda my point really, though that {{pooped}} thing kinda helps with that... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 12:47, Mar 18
Yes, you have a point re. votes made elsewhere not counting on VFD, I suppose. Maybe I'll shift 'em over now. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:48, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
One question - in the case of games, do I need to go through all the constituent parts adding the VFD tag to all pages or can I add it to the first page alone? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:55, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
In the past people have just added it to the "main game page" whatever that is. The main issue is that a link to where to find all the pages to huff is included somewhere. Normally People link to the main game page at the top, and include a link to the prefex pages in the comment. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 13:03, Mar 18
Good - I really couldn't be bothered with adding it to all of them. As one of them appears not to have a main page, I'll leave the VFD entries as links to the prefix lists. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:05, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

whitby past present and future[edit]

i have corrected most of the spelling but unfortunatly punctuation is not my strong point. thanks nm

No worries - I've got quite a bit of stuff to do this afternoon, but I'll take a look tomorrow and fix anything you've missed. By the way, sign comments on talkpages/forums etc. with four tildes, like this: ~~~~ :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:06, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
There you go - I had a bit more time than I thought. If you find a picture to replace the placeholder bit and add anything else, I'll give you a hand with formatting the page too. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:43, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Percy Jackson[edit]

Thank's, it means a lot! The preceding unsigned comment was added by TheVioletBaudelaire (talk • contribs)

Happy to be of service - I'll have another look after you've added more. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:32, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

Forty Horsemen[edit]

Hi, I'm the guy who made the forty horseman page. I'm not done with it yet, so give me a little while. I'm going to try to add some pics, but of course I have to make sure they're not copywrited photos. Also, the story is only half done, so anyway, I should have things looking good in seven days. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jbryant (talk • contribs)

Good stuff. Don't take the ICU personally - they're intended to act as a guide when new articles are created, so if you're already planning to do the stuff I suggested you can ignore it. If you wish, remove the tag and replace it with {{construction}} instead - this will give it a similar stay of execution and prevent anyone from deleting it before you've finished. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:27, March 21, 2010 (UTC)

QVFD Mistake[edit]

Hey I accentually added Armchairs to QVFD. Im going to remove it but I just wanted to tell you because I saw the warning. The Rift Icons-flag-ca.png (grumble) http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 21:26, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

BE WARNED, NEW USER, LEST THEE INCUR THE WRATH OF THE RABBI! Anyway, I'd say don't worry too much about it, good to see you helping out more than anything. Everyone messes up at some point. The preceding unsigned comment was added by ChiefjusticeDS (talk • contribs)
Thanks, it seems that referring people to ban patrol and patroling the new pages for QVFD material are my strengths.The Rift Icons-flag-ca.png (grumble) http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 21:37, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Don't venture into the dark side, young padwan. We need writers who can drive the empire back! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:41, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
But the dark side seems so.... charming. Im still trying to think of ways to expand my current article(s) but I keep drawing up blanks. The Rift Icons-flag-ca.png (grumble) http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 21:43, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Write featured articles you must, do or do not there is no try --ChiefjusticeDS 21:45, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Chief, I am your uncle. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:46, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! It's not possible!! --ChiefjusticeDS 21:47, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
My uncle is a puppy who is on a raid, i think. My family is still a bit confused about up at the time. The Rift Icons-flag-ca.png (grumble) http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 21:52, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
CCome to the dark side. Chief and I are waiting...and watching. (Psst, he fooled me into this!)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 01:51, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
I hear the dark side has cookies The Rift Icons-flag-ca.png (grumble) http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 01:53, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
I do that all the time. Don't worry too much if you do it again - just explain what you're up to in the edit summary when you remove it or use the <s> and </s> code to strike out whatever you've added, followed by "- added in error ~~~~" or what have you. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:56, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 22:25, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

You need the practice[edit]

Because there's just the slightest, barely remote chance that you'll be made an admin, I thought I'd give you some practice with the sort of questions us non-admin types ask admins. Ahem.

Is there a policy on Uncyclopedia that we can't use articles that appeared somewhere else as long as they aren't copyrighted or are under a Creative Commons license, and we identify them as being from somewhere else? After all, we ripoff borrow images all the time. The reason I'm asking is I might want to tie in an already existing, kopyleft article to one some friends and I are putting together. Our article would be original, but I'm thinking about putting the other one up too. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig7 02:21, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

To the best of my knowledge, and provided the article is as you say copyleft/copyright free and so on, it's absolutely fine - we do in fact have a template which I believe is intended for articles "sporked" from elsewhere, which is here. There used to be quite a few borrowed articles in the earlier days of Uncyc, but most of them have been replaced by original writing now. Like I say, this is very much as far as I know, so check with someone who knows the technicalities if you want to make sure. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:55, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
I would put it down to sporking as a basis to an article = good, plagiarism = bad this is not my talk page but I see all ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:14, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
That's roughly what I assumed. So, in other words, 'Dillo confirms that doing what you plan to do is fine. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:19, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for the go ahead! Also I am such a whore using a Rabbi signature on the talk page of a Rabbi who will probably soon become an admin User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig7 19:45, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Arabic numerals[edit]

I have some more on Arabic numerals. These ideas were excerpted from an op-ed-sized piece (which no one has taken) on the subject. I'll rework it and add to the Uncyclopedia article.

I discovered Uncyclopedia just yesterday when I googled Hindemith. Hilarious Hindemith entry.

HCEarwiggherd aka Rev. H. Carlton Earwiggherd aka H. C. Earwicker aka Samuel Reifler The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:HCEarwiggherd (talk • contribs)

Good! I'll look forward to reading the completed article. If you want to ask anything about formatting it, feel free. Finally, sign posts on userpages/talkpages with four tildes, ~~~~ - and welcome to Uncyclopedia. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:01, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

A Goy's Guide to Passover[edit]

Just had an idea for an article--a Gentile, probably well-intentioned, gets it all wrong. What think? I know it's rather late for such an idea. (I'm posting this on Mordillo's page too). User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig7 03:58, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure it has potential - Passover and the seder are relatively complex so there's plenty of opportunity to mess it up. Make a start and I'll have a look and see what I can do to help you. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:29, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
Mordillo posted he likes the idea and wants to talk about it with you. I would be happy to help with it, but don't feel qualified to lead it.
I have a confession to make, here, though. My suddenly posting more message on your talk page is actually not because you're likely to become an admin and I'm doing the kissing up thing (OK, so maybe my post asking you a question as a possible future admin was exactly that, but this isn't.). I'm still trying to get my creative best friend, who happens to be a real Jew and not a fake one like I am, to sign up here. We've had long discussions about the Jewish religion and holidays, and I keep trying to woe him into signing up here. If I can get him excited about an article, maybe I'll get him to join.
Also here's a stupid riddle I just made up:
Q. What do you call a non-Jewish homosexual man?
A. A goy gay guy.
--User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig7

I may not be around much[edit]

We've had a death in the family, so I don't know when I'll be around for the next week, at least. Would you mind checking occasionally UnNews to see if everything's OK? Thanks. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 14:38, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

Happy PAssover[edit]

I bow before your adminship greatness. Chag Sameach! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 23:14, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

As do I. Congratulations Rabbi. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:18, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
It's a Jewish conspira-*HELPME is shot suddenly*Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:42, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
Congratulations! Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 00:56, Mar 31 2010
Wait, a Jew becomes an admin AT THE BEGINNING OF PASSOVER? Oh My God I'm the first born! Quick, throw some blood on the front door! (Seriously, congrats!). Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig7 01:50, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
Congratulations, father rabbi imam uhh one of them. --nldr 01:53, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
"Chag Pesach Kasher veSameach!" See that? I'm Jewish, really. Happy Mazda balls and stuff. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:51, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
Thankyou one and all - it occurred to me that becoming an admin at the start of Passover seemed apt, too. I plan on using my new powers only for good etc. etc. etc., so expect to all get banned forthwith. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:36, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

I wish to make a complaint about this Rabbi Techno cunt admin[edit]

He's a vile person who will abuse his power to further the Vegan Jewish conspiracy. I sure you will understand Modusoperandi. /me remembers that daytime drinking should be curbed--Sycamore (Talk) 16:49, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

I agree fully. He's an utter bastard who needs to be stopped before he deletes the entire wiki. Not that that would necessarily be a bad thing. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:51, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
At my current seven pints, I'm almost ready to tell you I love you. I'm far too lucid now though, I must now edit things all over the place irresponsibly;)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:55, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
You told me that the other night, remember? You don't remember...? I'm beginning to think you only said it so I'd agree to do, erm, that thing you said you've always wanted to do. Oh, and by the way, I found your watch this morning after I'd been to the toilet. It was up there after all. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:57, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
Congratulations on becoming an admin Rabbi Techno. Are you going to have a House Party to celebrate?--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 17:17, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
House? As in the genre? I'm not gay, you know! Thanks for the congratulations though! :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:19, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not scared of you.[edit]

You're not so scary, Mr. Big Tough Admin Guy. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:10, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Nope, not in the slightest. Also, "Big" - indisputably, but it's all fat; "Tough" - only if you mean chewy; "Admin" - yes, can't argue with that one; "Guy" - only until I've saved enough for the operation. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 06:25, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Quote pls kthxbai[edit]

As we at the ideas-starved UnSignpost are about to run with our 4th VFS story in as many weeks, can I please have a quote from you on your new status and your intentions as far as rampant power abuse and destroying the system from within goes? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:50, Apr 1

Just mention the fact that I'm willing to accept bribes for huffing articles, banning users, replacing pages with goatse and so on and plan to become as corrupt as possible in as short a time as possible. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:53, April 1, 2010 (UTC)