User talk:RabbiTechnoArchive2

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thanks for the kind words (Hey, don't take it personally...most new-users get their first few articles huffed. It just takes practice! (just incase you forgot. I know i would)). What is odd is that you sent me a message about a minute aftert i wrote it. Explain? thanks again, bye.#

p.s. i read your page, good luck with the jew recruitment thing, to lazy to join any kind of religion myself but... good luck

I'm a 'recent changes' patroller, I see every change as and when it happens. A minute is actually pretty slow off the mark... :) RabbiTechno 17:10, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

thankyou!! xxx -RSG

That article i just blanked[edit]

Thanks for the advice, as you can probably tell im a noob when it comes to that stuff. Been reading this site for months but this is the first time i ever bothered editing something >_<

No worries[edit]

Ach no worries bout dat. I tot u were de bastard hu wrote de article, he didnt want an1 writn neting bout his made up mother tongue so he writes a FACTUAL article on scotch? On uncyclopedia? Not on my watch! So dats why i wrote dat article about the pile of bollux that is lowland scots. But anyway no worries bout de article see ya!

Shalom, Rabbi[edit]

Quarter.jpg For voting for Hoboeroticism,
Codeine bestows upon you:
One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:31, 1 July 2007 (UTC)


Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet!

Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:17, 4 July 2007 (UTC)


--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 03:29, 6 July 2007 (UTC)


You bring up a good point. I just changed it. --KrisSpoopballs 19:56, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

You're lucky to catch me still here...I was just about to go home and get shit-faced. Got some lovely weed in for this evening ;) RabbiTechno 19:57, 6 July 2007 (UTC)


Rabbis get three days off a week seems fair but if they spread the word enough they get the whole week off--Saturn1 (contributions) (talk) Cult 23:38, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

You thought this was bad....[edit]

You should whave been there when the N**** Cunt vandal was here o___o --MAN-at-Work 14:50, 24 July 2007 (UTC)


I saw your SHALOM message in Ohadaloni's page, and I was thinking - since we now have enough Jewish members here, maybe we should stop playing around, and START THE JEWISH REVOLUTION IN UNCYCLOPEDIA! /cough cough. Sorry about that. I get those spasms every now and then. ~ 14:42, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Shhh! We don't want the goyim knowing what we're up to! RabbiTechno 14:47, 25 July 2007 (UTC)


Mind BPing him? Page mover/blanker, and I'm still not autoconfirmed yet >_> --MAN-at-Work INCOGNITO! 15:24, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Consider it done - was just hovering over Recent Changes wondering wht you hadn't done so yet, actually. :) RabbiTechno 15:26, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Calabi-yau space[edit]

Would you mind terribly if I tinker with it a bit? I will also add pixies. Pieface 15:51, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Do what you like with it, mate. It's not my article, and this is a wiki :) RabbiTechno 15:52, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Really? Cool![edit]

Do you ride? I do (western style) :)

Nice to know there are some other horse people on here :)

Horses4Ever 16:29, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I ride, but British style. The Western style isn't popular over here. I don't have a horse these days, due to living in an extremely expensive city where stabling would cost more than my own house does, but I ride whenever I get the chance. RabbiTechno 16:32, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
I suppose that would be what's called "English riding" where I live. I want to learn English riding, but have never gotten the chance. So, instead, I tried riding bareback. I can do that at the ranch instead of having to drive 45 minutes out of my way to ride English :P I really like riding bareback. :) I have tried jumping too. It's not easy in a western saddle, but it's fun without any saddle ;)
Again, nice to meet you :) Horses4Ever 16:59, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
I imagine jumping with a Western saddle would be hard, yes. I used to jump a lot, used to do three-day-eventing, gymkhanas and the like when I was younger, but gradually realised that what I liked best was just long countryside rides (what we call 'hacking' here, don't know if you use the same term) so that's all I do these days. RabbiTechno 17:14, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
Fascinating. My daughter is the South African junior champion three day eventer. Five horses she had at one stage. Me, I pay for it (/me checks wallet) and photograph it.Pieface 17:27, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
Check the upturned faces at the bottom!
We don't usually use the term "hacking" here, but I have heard of it. I guess a "hack" is kind of like a "trail ride" in the US ;) I have never been in a competition, but I like just riding for the sake of riding ;) I doubt I would do too well showing :P Horses4Ever 17:26, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
Blimey - my talkpage is quite the fashionable place to hang out these days, it seems. I'll have to get a bar put in, I think... :) RabbiTechno
No bar? You sure? Jimmy sent me!Pieface 17:41, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
Here we go then, chaps and ladeez. What'll it be? Oh, drinks are on the house all night :) RabbiTechno
Glenmorangie, two cubes of ice. You are a scholar and a gentleman. Pieface 17:54, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
I have a nice 25 year-old Laphroaig if you fancy something a bit more special. By the way, don't go telling everyone, but I hear tell there might be a bit of a lock-in in here tonight...nudge, nudge, wink, wink. RabbiTechno
I get the picture...and laphroaig will do, very nicely, thank you very much. No water. Fish fuck in't. Pieface
Peanuts? Eat all you want - I'm allergic to the little buggers. RabbiTechno

Are You Following all this?[edit]

(Did you see my talk page in the past few minutes?)

It suffered an admin air raid the size only the Israeli Airforce could raise, so you must have had a secret part.

Its been five days from the begining of the ohad uncyclopedia world and it already ended. I told you I was fast. It hadn't occured to me I will be faster than God. It was only incidental he happenned to be the first guy I took to challenge with the Uncyclopedia. I just thought it was a good show. Goes to show he does keep an eye on the cyclical parts of life. Whatever next?

--Ohadaloni 00:47, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

I am not following all this. Are you, on the other hand, familiar with the expression "farting against thunder"?

  • Nobody hears it
  • It is, in any case, unintelligible
  • It smells bad
Well, for those of you who were following the Saga of, he didn't make any sense to me either. Oh well. RabbiTechno


OK, I have done a little bit on it. Your turn.

  • It needs an introductory para. Perhaps something that eplains that this article is not about mandelbrot bread. Or whatever amuses you.
  • It needs more pixies. I stopped when I went blind.
  • It needs a good proofread.
  • It needs formatting, the table of contents thingie, and categories, all that beaurocratic crap
  • It needs more funny, but I am out of ideas now.

Or just trash the whole thing if you like. I had fun writing it, but it is not everybody's bucket of snot. Pieface 13:29, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

I have now also added a news item about Fermat's last theorem. Unfortunately Fermat himsself has already been (badly) done. Pity. I would have enjoyed trashing him. Pieface 17:18, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

OMG THX![edit]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:58, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

My friends[edit]

Do you know what my friends' names are? I will censor the vowels. Uncensor them.

T*m*r* H*rr*ngt*n
-a-a-a -a--i---o-

C**rtn** H**p*r
-ou---ey -oo-e-

Rh**nn*n L*st*r
--ia--o- -e--e-

C**tl*n P*pw*rth
-ai--y- -a--o---

H**l** D*ws*n
-ay-ey -a--o-

M*l*ss* Fr*
-e-i--a --y

L**r* W*ls*n
-au-a -i--o-

Thank you, --Blake C 08:13, 5 August 2007 (UTC)


This is what I was on about ... Juan Kerr 17:50, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

kewl Pieface 18:24, 7 August 2007 (UTC)


Yeh thanks for the message im still trying to get my head around how to use this thing. from I-Am-Royaltea

Keep fiddling with it, you'll soon get the hang. By the way, to sign a message in a talkpage or forum, use four tildes (tildes being these: ~) which will add your name and the time and date of the message. Like this - RabbiTechno 14:37, 13 August 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for that was wondering how to do that. I entered a mtb race once I didnt like it I crashed going down the hardest hill on the course. Didnt do too badly though finished 6th out of 15 people. Never going to do it again why do u bother with mountain biking why make it harder on urself with mud and other such things I-Am-Royaltea 14:42, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

I was into BMX back in the 80s, so nowadays I'm into the dirtjump scene - I find road bikes don't appreciate that sort of riding. Having done 120miles on a road bike at my own pace, I'm not so sure if MTB is harder than competitive road racing must be anyway. TT lloks like pure torture to me, and as for hill climbs...I suppose all us cyclists are just masichists at the end of the day. RabbiTechno 14:46, 13 August 2007 (UTC)


So, is it Rabbi<space>Techno, or is it, as some have postulated, Rabbit<space>Echno? Are you trying to hide your bunny past by mooshing your name together? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:20, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

OK, been a while...was busy in IRL doing stuff like moving in with Mrs. Techno. It's Rabbi Techno, though I've been known to misread it myself on a few occasions...RabbiTechno 17:39, 15 September 2007 (UTC)


Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:14, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Mag's and Rags[edit]

PIXZ 003.jpg

For your collection.... Yeah, I read your user-name policy and it's GayJorgen.gif 10:18, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Hey Rabbi, think fast![edit]

Shana Tova mate! ~ 13:08, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

That time again already? Blimey...L'shanah tovah tikatev v'taihatem and all that. RabbiTechno 13:27, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank you...[edit]

most appreciated.

'Multiple' User Log-ins[edit]

Regarding your post on Urmu, I have seriously been unable to get onto Uncyclopedia for about 2 months. This is the only reason for the new account. I am most definately not committing 'sockpuppetry' or what ever you called it

--Grue Hunter 16:03, 26 September 2007 (UTC)


As for "certain other articles", I'm afraid that stuff gets past me despite my lazy efforts. If you do find other copied articles, please let me or another admin know, because they should not stand uncontested.

On another front, I don't remember if I gave you an official welcome, so here it is, easily deletable, but somwehat relevant nonetheless. Enjoy your pub run as I sit here at studiOzim, with only two beers in my refrigerator. Well, they've been there for about 8 months now, so I guess I'm not all that envious. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:09, 26 September 2007 (UTC)


Dood, I have no idea what you are talking about (/me snickers and covers his tracks by changing the spelling on three separate femenine pages). Heh heh... Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:38, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

This "seeing of nothing"... can you teach me this aspect of Zen, great Rabbi Sensei? rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:47, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
First, you must eat this mushroom...RabbiTechno 17:49, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Formatted by me due to this user's inability to do it proper, like[edit]

stop flagging VALID ARTICLES rabbifag The preceding unsigned comment was added by Kultur (talk • contribs)

What a pleasant chap, eh? Bless 'im! RabbiTechno 17:16, 1 October 2007 (UTC)