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Archived talkpage of RabbiTechno up to 28th December 2007

Feel the power of science!![edit]

ScienceFair.JPG The Led Balloon has awarded with the gift of sciencey knowledge, because he can already tell that you are smarter than that asshat judge was.
Thanks for voting, and remember, magic science is all around us!

Thanks for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:25, Nov 12

Are you covering my tracks[edit]

Because you think I'm being a nudnik? That's not a cynical question btw...~ 10:08, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Not in the slightest! In Razorflame's case, he's just had a few people telling him to do/not do this and that (as any new user would) and he seems such a nice and well-meaning chap I'd hate to see him get put off. Plus he might have gold we can take him off him - plus, I'm killing time while putting off going grocery shopping. :-) RabbiTechno 10:11, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Yes, regarding that gold, you think we should aspire to manage the store? :) ~ 10:12, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
The term 'herding cats' springs to mind. RabbiTechno 10:13, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
I don't follow. Is that some witty English humor? ~ 10:22, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Programmer's term, meaning an impossible task. Really must go shopping, see you later. RabbiTechno 10:24, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Cannot for the life of me remember what it is I need to buy... RabbiTechno 10:24, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Probably baked beans, brussels sprouts and cabbage. ~ 10:37, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Oddly enough, you're 33.3% correct - I did need baked beans. I'd rather eat my own eyeballs than either cabbage or sprouts though. Still couldn't remember what I wanted when I got to the shop, so I bought washing powder, toothpaste, bread, orange juice, hummus and some cheese for the missus. Probably needed something important but I'll manage without. RabbiTechno 11:19, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

The Gnomes[edit]

Just an idea I had. Could take months or never get done. Feel free to continue with your idea. I was looking for a political cartoon of poor Disraeli in Wikicommons that I might use, but only found a picture of him in old age which might serve I suppose. Nearly all my articles get huffed anyway. Subtley is not uncyclopedia's strong suit. My "Troy AAAAAAA" disappeared most likely at the hands of some 15 year old admin, or whatever passes for one here, who never heard of Schliemann (sp. Maybe I never have either). Oh well. OSync 20:11, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

The villains begrudgingly thank you[edit]

Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:21, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Could you, would you...[edit]

take a look and do what you do that makes me look good???

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Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:14, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

For you, my dear, anything. :-) I'll have a look now. RabbiTechno 17:46, 19 November 2007 (UTC)


I've reverted a lot of unfunny edits about Cambridge and a minor one by you, and said none of the funny people from Cambridge had made those edits. If you did not go there, this does not concern you. If you did go there, Grovelsome apologies. Tode 23:28, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your comment. I have raised a follow up question next to it on my talk page. Tode 21:57, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your help fighting the recent vandalism on 'The GazettE'[edit]

I came on after a few days, and I saw all the help you've been. It's my first article, and I'm trying to get it out of the ICU- I wanted to thank you personally for your help with my grammar mistakes, (Sorry about those, I promise to be more careful next time.) and the maintainance of the article as a whole. If the article is going to die, I'd rather it be my own failure as a writer than at the hands of a vandal. I've got a long ways to go as an uncyclopedian, and since I'm so unsure about dealing with things by myself it was a huge releif to see somebody helping me out.

We'll just have to see if the article makes it out alive this coming monday. Again, thank you. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Komodo Gallant (talk • contribs)


Just thought I'd let you know =P

~Fag x FS

Who am I calling a Jew? Oh, I guess you. I think... ~Fag x FS
PS. Yay for techno! You DO like techno right? And is that "Ventolin" a reference to Aphex Twin? it'd better be =P x ~Fag x FS
Yup - I do indeed like techno, have done since I first heard Kraftwerk in about 1980 - when techno wasn't even called techno yet - we called it weird German music in those days. Well-spotted on Ventolin too - a relatively obscure Aphex tune - but it's more a reference to my heavy usage of the anti-asthma drug... :) RabbiTechno 18:13, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Totally Blind ;)[edit]

It has, yes, been pee reviewed: [1]. Something is weird about it though, maybe? Thanks, --Ggarfield 18:32, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

God knows how I missed that. Better put new contact lenses in, I think. Good luck in getting featured :-) RabbiTechno 18:41, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote![edit]

On The Color Problem you miserable bugger! It's great to hear that my efforts have made someone laugh... Please don't forget to vote in the N00b of the month now... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 19:05, 30 November 2007 (UTC)


Now let's go and ban all the gentiles....

~ 16:37, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Mwa ha ha ha! (evil semitic and avaricious laughter of the sort that gives gentiles nightmares). Well done, by the way - hope you noticed that you got my vote even though I never vote on VFS, UotM, UGotM etc etc. But then, that's all part of this worldwide conspiracy that is, of course, a total racist myth, wink wink. Oh, and happy Hanukkah for tomorrow, too :-) RabbiTechno 18:46, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Re: It's that time of year[edit]

Should we go around wishing all the gentiles a Very Merry Pagan Solstice? --CUN RA Talk to me _ 22:29, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

But...that would invlove talking to gentiles...*shudders* RabbiTechno 20:52, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
Happy Hannuka to you too.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:35, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting[edit]

SmashSpeckys.jpg MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page.
*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really.

Glad to make you smile. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 17:32, Dec 6

Feed The Welsh[edit]

Thank you. Despite being an Against, you did at least have the nous to display some encouragement, unlike the humour-free contingent on the other side of the pond who would simply prefer to kill things stone dead. Could you hurl a few tips my way concerning the improvement of the article? I'd be ever so grateful. --OliverKnight 15:42, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Also, I attempted a rewrite on the EastEnders article which you had recently said requires a steamroller. Any thoughts? --OliverKnight 15:48, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Did you know...[edit]

...that if your phone was working I wouldn't have to abuse this talk page just to say "No problem, feel free"? Juan Kerr 20:39, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Carry On Film[edit]

Hello - I wonder if you could offer me some advice on my endeavour above. Could you take a look at it and see what needs to be done to make it better? It is on Pee Review, too. My most profound thanks. 13:31, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Can't see a great deal that could be done to improve it really. Looks good overall - perhaps if I'd seen a Carry On film in the last 25 years I might be able to think of something, and even then I only saw about three minutes of it. What a philistine I am. RabbiTechno 22:19, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Please banninate me![edit]

4 i 1z 0p3n pr0xy l0l0l. 00:13, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas![edit]

Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Rough Pubs[edit]

I love it... great stuff, start whoring it now! also, I like your shizz on MySpace. -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:43, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Cheers matey. Can't be arsed with whoring (whoring my arse is a different matter, as you know well), to much effort since I don't care in the slightest about features etc. So long as people like the article and it gets a few laffs, that's fine by me. 'Ave a look at this one too - Pikeys - Our Friends. RabbiTechno 17:39, 16 December 2007 (UTC)


I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas!
I mean... merry.
Or should it be hannukah? Either way, have a good one!
Honest, I meant merry!

~Fag x FS
Faggy, I mean, merry or what?

Merry Jewmas Hanukkah![edit]

Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.


-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:41, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas Hanukkah! I'm pretty sure it's over, actually, but whatever...[edit]

WinterBreakCalendar.PNG Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:45, Dec 17

Bloody Jews[edit]

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Premier Tom Mayfair

With regards to ywr christmas template[edit]

Dude, yew need to close the table (i.e with "|}"). :P Just to let yew know. Ywv been going all over the place without doing, that, so eveyrone else's post will be in ywr table =/ ~Fag x FS

Argh! Bollocks...damn the hangover...oh well, best be changing some shit...RabbiTechno
You don't need to revert! As long as you didn't put a {{subst:}} at your template, you can just fix the original code... ~ Mordillo 10:16, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Too late, all done. Took me as much time as it takes to smoke one ciggie. Right, going to the shop then coming back to replace 'em with the All New And Improved Version. :-) RabbiTechno 10:17, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Re: Christmas and stuff[edit]

Thanks John. :) But... aren't you Jewish? — Sir Manticore 12:19, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Certainly am. But I'll happily celebrate Christmas, Eid, Diwali etc etc. Any excuse for a piss-up! RabbiTechno 12:42, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Oh that's right! You're also an alcoholic. My bad. :) — Sir Manticore 12:44, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Alcoholic is merely a statement of fact. But Australian?! Damn you and your wicked tongue! :) RabbiTechno 12:45, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christams - Jews like rifles too![edit]

It's that time of year again!

And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!

Santa fun with guns.JPG

--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:28, 17 December 2007 (UTC)


Nuclearxmaspudding.jpg Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts.

Enjoy! Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png

eh up![edit]

I found your Missing Condom. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Good, would have been criminal to miss it out. Voting has taken place. RabbiTechno 18:34, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Been Naughty or Nice?[edit]

Keep the "X" in

Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:17, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas cuteness[edit]

Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa.
Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever!
Not cute enough? CLICK to try again

Yay Christmas! -- sannse esnnas 21:38, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Yay kitty! RabbiTechno 10:41, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas[edit]

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 13:18, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas![edit]

~ Merry Xmas RabbiTechnoArchive4! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)