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Despoilation most foul[edit]

Service with a smile. My smile, obviously. Your talk page's expression can't be so easily described. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:38, Mar 11

Wow. You beat Sycamore. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:42, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
With a rolled-up towel. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:44, Mar 11
He loves it - Syccy's a well-known fan of men's locker room fun and games. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:46, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
You say that, but he was actually in the women's locker room at the time... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:51, Mar 11
Hats off to his bravery, you've got to have serious balls to dare going in there. They're psychos. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:09, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

I love this website.

fruits of my labours. This morning at work "you have too much time"...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kittridge

Nic 10:28, 11 March 2009 (UTC)


Appreciate the praise and help, rabbi. Added my usertalk/kittridge to the QVFD. It sounds like a horrible sub committee or examining board.

For the record, I like techno too.

Nic 17:03, 11 March 2009 (UTC)


I'm fond of the kind of techno that leans gently towards house, but without becoming house music, if you know what I mean, particularly on the minimal, minimal/deep, deep or dub side of things. And whatever other ridiculously convoluted subgenres you'd like to add! Lately I've been listening to a lot of Minilogue. oompity oompity.

Nic 14:57, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Ah, the opposite end of the spectrum. I like the harsh stuff - splittercore etc. 700bpm+ all the way! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:14, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Funny? What's funny? Your father, now that's funny![edit]

Dear Rabbi, Thanks for the advice about my crazed attempt to start yet another Uncyc entry. But i didn't explain my self very well (I blame the penguins). The entry is supposed to be headed "British Comedians" - ok, so it's a pisstake of the entry of that name on Wiki... wiki... you know the one. But I think it will be fun when I get the thing sorted out - I am hoping Brits will make additions to it, so I am putting in a few prompts to get it started. HOWEVER, I stoopidly made a mistake of writing the page using a 'huff' (non-entry) for "Bundoora". So now it has "Bundoora" as the header, then "British Comedians". If it can't be easily repaired, maybe the simplest solution is to just cut it all out of "Bundoora" and paste it into a new page? Good wishes! Jduley evil twin of apage 11:20, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

You need to stop smoking so many penguins, they're not good for you. Your best solution is, as you say, to copy and paste the content of Bundoora into a new page entitiled British comedians - the name's free, I just checked - and then put Bundoora on QVFD with the usual 'request by author' suffix. Is that what you want to do? If I was certain, I'd do it for you now but as I'm not I'll leave it to you. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:34, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Whoops, forgot the =P[edit]

=P --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:37, Mar 12

Heh, no harm done. Not sure wtf happened there actually - the IP's blanking didn't show up as a previous edit for me, and then when I added what I added I found I'd deleted Modus' page which was a bit of a shock, Modus being the good chap that he is. Weird shit. Oh well, all back to normal now. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 14:41, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 12th March 09[edit]

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British Comedians[edit]

Dear Rabbi,

Since starting on the 'British Comedians' entry I have enjoyed the novel experience of getting a 'boring' notice (or something to that effect), which was flattering because the Wiki entry of the same name is 'extremely boring'.

But my mother said I should make it more interesting, "For all those schmucks out there who are wasting their time looking at computers instead of looking after their mothers - it serves them right". So I have added photos etc. Some have suggested other 'comedians' such as Neville Chamberlain, Esther Rantzen etc (Harold MacMillan used to be the favourite for the early Monty Pythons).

I fully agree but it would be good if THEY did the entries! I have taken away the 'underconstruction' sign so I am happy for others to add their favourite unfunny people - as long as it is not just a list but has some commentary for each. Is there any way to invite additions instead of 'suggestions' (other than maybe an "Insert name here" line)? The entry can then expand with more variety (some contributors are natural satirists, others are zany, some are plain fuckwits but we live with that). This happened when I changed the 'Jewish Jokes' entry and put in a few real jewish jokes - more have appeared (some from you maybe?).

Also I needed a photo for "Currie and Major" (British Comedians) and found a male stripper photo which I was going to 'modify' but decided it was obviously a candid photo with some poor terrified girl who may be identifiable (even though she is now published elsewhere on the web by her 'friends'). How do I get rid of the downloaded photo? I don't know where these things go. Some other Uncyc editor, "Mnbvcxz" kindly labelled it properly for me (thanks to him/her/it but don't know how to send thanks): Currie&major.jpg‎ (320 × 480 pixel, file size: 84 KB, MIME type: image/jpeg) Current revision (17:22, 13 March 2009) Mnbvcxz.

Thanks also to you Rabbi, for all the help. There's still a lot I don't know about Uncyc (and don't want to know!). Since learning a bit about how to create an entry etc, I have added some stuff to (eeeerk) Wikipedia, in my field of expertise (see Wiki entry on 'Bullshit', no just joking, see entry on 'Just Joking'). Jduley evil twin of apage 04:10, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Whoosh[edit]

Man, that was some fast rollbacking. So fast, I rolled back your rollback before realising I'd been beaten to it. Making me look like a blanker? Why I oughtta... /me shakes fist. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:07, Mar 17

Yup. I WD40'd the ol' analythical engine's mill last night, she's running at full steam like a good 'un. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:09, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
All this rollbacking sounds suspiciously like Wal-Mart. Just a comment.

In Gratitude[edit]

UnSignpost 19th March[edit]

MnbvcxzBot 05:24, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Subject to what ? When ? Where ?[edit]

Dear Mr Techno, I Have been inforemed by reliable people ( 2 fat men in a basement ) that you are a world leading expert in urban oddness and more importantly 'Chavs'. I recently visited a resterant in my district and ate a delicious meal, noly to discover the next morning that deepfried chav (marinated overnight in frosty jacks) was not the best choice. Today two days after this meal I suddenly have strange desires and effects. Of these the most worring are an appetite for half cooked burgers in a artificial bun, wanting to buy a white XR3i ( not even sure what that is), and the need to make a pilgrimage to the holy place at Parsonage Leys and see the blessed 'Love Sponge'. Any help and advice would be greatly appreciated ( especialy on grammar and speeling ). you can reach me at [email protected] or by visiting jesus green toilets any time after dark. Eron Morris Orwell

I am intrigued. Poi? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:17, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Close but guess Again =)

Mick? Oddly enough, I was describing the Carvellys to someone just the other day along with their microwaved, 99p for 20 Iceland burgers. One of the very few dishes worse than deep-fried chav, IMO. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:50, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

what more can i say, i`m honored:] there we go Catni 13:13, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

In grongitude[edit]

Danke schön![edit]

Thanks anyway![edit]

Neurotic.jpg Neil thanks you for voting!

Obviously by Neil I mean 'I' cos you know that people who refer to themselves in the third person like that actually tend to be kinda narcissistic and I'm not - well I mean I wouldn't say I was - so from now on I'll say 'I', I just had to say Neil so you knew that it was me and not somebody else. So I came here to say thanks for advertising my daily torment I hope that now more people will have a greater understanding of why I'm so dysfunctional. Thanks, did I say that?

For voting for the first time it was nomminated, your support is still apreciated! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:54 26 March 2009

Are you on speeds?[edit]

That's the third Unnews today! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:06, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Just added number four. Funny how you get days where everything inspires an idea. Anyway, that's enough for one day - someone else can play with UnNews now. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:09, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Re:Thousand-foot penis defies authorities[edit]

Aye, I was thinking that. Unless you have any suggestions, I don't think I'll be able to get one illustrative of the title, but I'll try and find something more mundane to use.--Blaaargh Blaaaargh 19:51, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

How good are you with photoshop? I can see how you'd go about making such a pic, but don't have the skills myself. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:55, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
Hopeless...I don't even have photoshop. I'll see what I can do, but yeah.--Blaaargh Blaaaargh 19:57, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Many Thanks[edit]

For the encouragement. You've put a couple of stellar UnNews's out there too, just when I was upping my game. Keep it up, I'd just love it if we Brits took over for a while... --Asahatter (annoy) 22:05, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Was just enjoying your rather fine Budgie story as it happens. Not much on here makes me truly laugh out loud, but the 4 million volts bit did. We in Britain have the best newspapers and press in the world - UnNews shall belong to us. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 22:09, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, that's the general idea... We must have enough off the wall news stories to keep the main page occupied. Any ideas, and I'm sure we can make 'em fly.--Asahatter (annoy) 22:20, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
I have a load of local newspapers - mostly from rural areas - bookmarked and scan them daily. You can't beat British yokels for industrial-strength weirdness. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 22:23, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

You been licking the tree frogs again?[edit]

I don't think we have used that archive thing for years now]. To close a nom you put the {{vfh failed}} template on and fill out with a comment as demonstrated at Uncyclopedia:VFH/Failed. Take a look at the nominations, and you will see the template being used at the bottom... Oh I said bottom. Sorry about that. Anyway, we normally remove when health drops below 20, or the score gets to -3. Have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 12:31, Mar 27

I think I must have been. Even as I was doing it I was thinking to myself, "hmm, this doesn't seem right somehow." But the part of my brain responsible for saying, "Well, stop doing it and do properly you twat" had evidently not woken up and come online yet. Maybe I'd better have a few coffees. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:53, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
HeHe. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 12:56, Mar 27
I think my computer is on something too. It's being odd. *Opens CD draw and finds peyote cactus growing inside* Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:59, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

UnNews:Praying pilot jailed[edit]

See, that's one of your talents: finding an inherently funny article about an idiot, and making it funnier. I'm jealous, but not vengeful, so you live... for now. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 13:07, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Being the good Jewish boy that I am, one thing I learned many years ago is that you can take any situation - however boring, however amusing - and it instantly becomes 5-10x funnier if you add God. I can only assume this is because God is a hippy and hippies are funneh. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:10, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 26th March 09[edit]

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Danke schön![edit]

Douche[edit]

--Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 00:21, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

UnNews about car crashes[edit]

As usual, thx for all the corrections you provide for my UnNews. And if you have an idea for a better title, feel free to change it cause I'm really unhappy with this one but I couldn't find anything better. WiiKend 16:53, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

By the way, is there some unknown parameters for the news to appear on the main page or is it a third party call ? WiiKend 19:39, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote[edit]

Thanks for the vote, it is a silly template, but means a lot to me, so big thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:14, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for being my urologist[edit]

Thanks for your review of UnNews:Tom Cruise ascends to Zippy OT Level 7 Climax in Scientology. I appreciated all your comments, but am a bit confused about what you meant about the image. I agree, it's difficult to use random humour, but I was both surprised and amused that it worked well. BTW, i spelt if "sceptre" with you in mind. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:11, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Basically, I just meant that if an article is quite short - like that one is - any more than one image tends to muck up the text lay-out a bit. With that in view, I'd have given a higher score for pictures because the one it has fits well etc., but didn't want to appear like some fawning fanboy :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:23, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 2nd April 09[edit]

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For your vote...[edit]

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The Great Potato Massacre
of March 2009

Thank you for supporting Sonje in her ruthless campaign for Potatochopper of the Month
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

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Idiots As A Food Source[edit]

I was browsing through the Recent Changes section, beating down the occasional IP vandalism and came across your awards section by happenstance (I still ain't got one yet, btw - I want that apostrophe one more than anything) and saw this little midget gem nestling at the bottom. Reminded me of A Modest Proposal by Swift. That might give your idea some wings... and also remind us that nothing is new in this world --Asahatter (annoy) 10:53, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

It was originally part of an edit I made to Idiots, but which was later removed by someone or other. I preserved it in case I found a future use for it, so feel free to do something with it if you wish. Provide evidence of a corrected apostrophe and the award is yours. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:10, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Cheers![edit]

I'll try and write longer sentences in the fewtch. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Joely Boy (talk • contribs)

Try to sign posts with ~~~~ too. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:50, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009[edit]

Hand-delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 22:56, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Forgive me[edit]

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It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie
They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!

It's a whacky whacky Ray Conniff kind of day!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  12:15, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

In Graltitude[edit]