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Matzah bread[edit]

Yes, yes, that's what your clean page deserve. And the constipation. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:57, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Nearly over for another year. I'm fucking dying for a sandwich and a beer and really cannot stomach any more kugel - as you can probably imagine, being vegan during Passover is almost as much of a pain in the arse as matzah over-consumption. I notice you've been away - did you go to Israel? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:07, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Yep, just came back yesterday after a couple of weeks over there. Was 38 degrees yesterday. My stomach is refusing any more matzahs, it's all clogged :). And how did you manage kugel? That's not kosher for Passover? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 08:12, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Kosher for Passover kugel is. Got a recipe online - potatoes, quinoa, portabello mushrooms (sliced to make a Star of David on top) and I added leeks (for Welshness!), courgettes and garlic so it actually had some flavour - savoury kugel, in my exprience, has about as much taste as saturday night television. I had to check quinoa was ok, turns out it's a type of beetroot of all things. 38 degrees? Sod that. I'll stay up here in the more pleasant sub-arctic realms of the Ashkenazi, I think, and await the next ice age before I finally get my act together and visit Israel. I saw a rabbi in the local supermarket t'other day - I followed him for a while to see if I could catch him out but his trolley remained resolutely chametz-free...could have been good for blackmail purposes :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:22, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I was thinking about a Jerusalem Kugl which is one of the better inventions of the Jewish cuisine, which is normally not kosher for Passover. You should try it sometimes, if the cholent won't kill you - this will finish the job. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 08:35, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
That looks rather good, actually. I'd have to replace the eggs with something - there's various egg substitutes, but I suspect the golden-brown colour is due to the eggs. Hummus works well as a topping on things like lasagne in place of cheese, so maybe that'd be worth trying. Post-Passover, I'm going to have five-bean curry with breadcrumb-coated potato croquettes, onion rings, nacho-coated bean and nut veggie burgers, rice, couscous and hummus on a pizza base, in a sandwich. Possibly. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:50, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
I just realized you're probably eating a vegan Cholent as well?! That's horrible!!! :O ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:09, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
I make it with various beans instead - which means saturday evenings in the House of Techno are entertaining occasions, needless to say. My grandmother used to make it with lamb but it doesn't seem to taste all that different sans meat, though the chilli I put in it (I think I mentioned once before that cholent for us is basically curry, only cooked for much longer) tends to overpower anything else so that could be why. I've got a recipe for vegan gefilte fish somewhere too - made it once, tasted absolutely nothing like gefilte whatsoever. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:19, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
That's like the drinking machine on top of the Heart of Gold - that always makes something which similar, but not entirely, to something that is completely different from tea. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:53, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
You know what? That gives me an idea for an article - a new product, available to vegetarians and vegans, which makes facsimiles of meat/things made with meat, dairy etc but out of tofu. Hmm, now I just have to think of some jokes to go with the idea, because articles based even loosely on HHGTTG are always a good thing and we need more. Do you keep kosher for Passover or indeed the rest of the time then? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:59, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Not really, I'm a bit of a bad Jew there. My missus is much better though, maybe she'll make a more decent man out of me some day. This whole conversation gave me an idea of a collab on Cholent, which will go on top of the open collab I have with UU and three other articles I'm trying to write ;) ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 08:04, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
I never used to - had an extremely non-religious upbringing (which is why I don't understand Hebrew) but have found myself doing so and observing other Jewish traditions in recent years. Though in saying that, the vegan diet is kosher anyway. Cholent collab is a good idea, naturally you'll have to start doing it on a Friday. It's inspired me, too - but in a different way: I'm going to cook it tonight, if I can free myslef from the assorted works-in-progress that I too have at present. Who'd have thought a humour wiki could be such hard work, eh? :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:46, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
I seriously think we need to be getting paid...! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 10:59, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
Wikia can plaster adverts all over the damn site if that's what's necessary for us to earn a living from this - I was just talking to someone from Kyrgyzstan over on IRC who was amazed when I explained we do this for the love of it, not for money. Ever thought about writing commercially? There's various companies who run writing courses that guarantee your money back if they can't find a publisher willing to pay you more than you paid for the course during the year following completion - I've considered it, after all, it's got to be better than proper work... Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:07, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
Our cholent is looking gooooood. Rather looking forward to a taste of it! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:28, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
I did a chala for the weekend, left it to rise and left for a bike ride, and then the missus sends me an SMS that it gotten so big she's afraid it'll eat her! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:13, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
Last time I made one of those, it ended up about four feet long - I had to cut it in half and make two instead. Looked like a crocodile - tasted good with hummus though, as do most things. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:30, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
Indeed! We really need to do a joint meal one of these days O_O ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:33, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
A joint meal or a meal with joints? Such are the joys of the Netherlands... :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:22, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost April 16th, 2009[edit]

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vfh[edit]

Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Darwin's egg found in museum

Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 12:20, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Thankies! You'll doubtless have seen what I wrote on your talkpage by now. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:22, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks![edit]

Hi[edit]

Tradesmen you said you wanted to read the finished thing, it makes me laugh but I don't know about anyone else. thanks for saying hi. --Nikau 09:07, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

I noticed you were working on it earlier. Just got some new PC speakers, so at the moment I'm busily annoying my neighbours with ear-splitting Future Sound of London music, but I'll have a look this afternoon. Looking forward to it - it had the hallmarks of turning into a good article. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:41, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
so is it any good :)? --Nikau 10:31, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
Rather good indeed, actually - I actually laughed out loud once, and not many articles make me do that. Have you considered putting it in for a Pee Review? I think you should, because it might well be good enough for featuring on the front page in my opinion. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:46, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
Thanks :) What does the review entail? --Nikau 13:08, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
It's a very simple process. Just follow the instructions on the Pee Review page and sooner or later - usually sooner - one of the various users who enjoy reviewing will have a look and give various aspects of the article (format, humour, images etc) a score out of ten. These are then added together to give a total score and they'll make any suggestions that they think will help improve the article. Once that's done, you can either nominate it for a vote to get it onto the front page yourself, or see if someone else does so. The reviewers are, in general, a helpful and surprisingly professional bunch considering they don't get paid, so you can be sure of a helpful and impersonal review. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:14, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

someone nominated it for something apparently :) --Nikau 09:21, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Excellent! I was going to nominate it myself - I've voted for instead. Can't see any reason why it shouldn't be featured, I think people are going to like it. Congratulations! :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:26, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

People seem to like it here Uncyclopedia:Top10 09/Apr, what happens with these votes? --Nikau 05:15, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm actually not too sure with the Top10 - other than those articles which do well becoming one of that month's top 3, I don't think you get anything much. Adulation, obviously, but I think that's it. Well done with Tradesmen - I honestly can't think of a time when I've seen an article by a new writer - never mind their first article - get featured so quickly as that one did. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:00, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
I voted there anyway :) --Nikau 00:44, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Moo: ICU[edit]

What's wrong with the article? And what does ICU mean anyway and how can it be fixed? U said in the page history that it was random... but isn't everything here supposed to be random?24.65.118.20 18:29, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

I removed some of the more random bits. I changed Squantum to Shruikan, the actual name of Galbatorix's dragon. The joke there is that Galbatorix and Cyrus the Virus are portrayed by the same actor. The Pokemon and Digimon thing is a symbol that Moo was created for war, and part of my wish for Pokemon and Digimon fans to stop fighting and arguing over which is a ripoff of the other. The Emerald thing is because Emerald is a Sailor Moon character, and she dies from falling into the Void. Her fainting during Saw III is a reference to the peaple who fainted in the theaters during the movie. Regulus, Artemis, Sirius, and Orion are supposed to resemble Pixie, Gali, Gray Wolf, and Naga, Moo's actual survents on the anime. Their deaths are atleast similar, but I did notice certain similarities. The Anakin thing is because Moo is a lot like Darth Vader, and Dimentio is supposed to resemble Durahan. If you haven't seen Monster Rancher, you won't understand the joke, so don't do anything to this article, because there is an anime called Monster Rancher and its main villain is called Moo.

But isn't everything on this site random? Or did I miss something in the beginner's guide? 24.65.118.20 03:21, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

OK, following that I've removed the ICU, and I've moved your explanation from the main article to the discussion page. One suggestion - it'd look a lot better with some pictures, which will also help to prevent somebody else from adding the formatting ICU to it. As for everything being random on here...far from it. The random ICU itself explains our preference for satire. Oh, and finally: have you considered signing up for an Uncyclopedia account? It's quick, free, gives you a user page of your own (in which you can create new articles safe in the knowledge that they will remain untouched by others until you transfer them into the main site) and you can make a pretty signature like many of us have. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:06, 22 April 2009 (UTC) - an example of a not-so-pretty signature :-)

press[edit]

hey rabbi, just wondering if you had any comment for the unsignpost regarding the fact that it is conservation week, and yet other facets of uncyclopedia such as VFD are still clearly operating. shouldn't all efforts be focused on conserving our energy for conserving? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:05, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Personally, I've never been any good at rewriting other people's work - I'm not harsh enough in judging what is worth keeping and what is not and as popular culture passes me by I have little idea what 99.9% of the whole site is all about. With this in mind, I don't take part in Conservation Week, nor did I sign up to Imperial Colonisation, and leave such tasks for those better skilled to do well at them. Plus, I'm lazy. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:31, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

UnNews:British public unable to understand Polish cabbies[edit]

Tom Bivalve! Hah! Now that's a great name. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:13, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

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I liked Auslan Cramb best - the person who wrote the piece the Polish cabbies story was based on. Best thing about it was it's an actual name - I didn't make it up. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:06, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 23rd April 09[edit]

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A Dubious Page[edit]

I found a page that i think is questionable: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Half-Life_2:_Episode_Three

i dont know if your a mod or anything but im sure you will know what to do, if to do anything:] Catni 08:37, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

No, I'm not a mod, but yes I'd have known the people to talk to! The page doesn't appear to violate any Uncyc policies as there's no cyberbullying, porn or shock involved and the adverts are fake - it does, however, induce migraines... Not seen you around in the past, are you a new user? If so - welcome to Uncyclopedia. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:55, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh, of course I have - you wrote that rather impressive UnNews piece a while back, didn't you? My memory isn't so good these days. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:34, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

If I ever get around to it[edit]

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Greetings From Four Corners!!
Thanks for sending us a copy of A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction. Look at us! We're in four states simultaneously! We're headed to Waco, Texas next and we'll be visiting The Branch Davidian Compound Site and The Dr Pepper Museum. I hear they used to call Dr Pepper "Waco" because you could only find the stuff within the city limits. They say it was originally sold in a drug store as a brain tonic! We'll send you another postcard when we get to Mammy's Cupboard for some biscuits and gravy!

The next video project is to find youtube files that can be easily made into a do-it-yourself three source mix. eh?--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  14:35, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

What? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:19, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Simple, I make a row of three youtube files containing music that can be easily mixed by the user. Leave some simple instructions and voila! I know, it sounds bizarre but I was always the guy running four source mixes live on the air. I haven't tried this experiment yet so who knows. Might be an epic phail.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  15:32, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Ah, I get what you mean. Sounds an interesting project - I know people who mix live using iPods, so I can imagine the sort of thing. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:35, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!![edit]

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Appreciation where it's due[edit]

Somehow this award looks hideously ugly to me now, but it's the thought that counts. Feel free to beautify it, so it doesn't look like a template that hasn't been touched in 3 years.  :)

--T. (talk) 12:25, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Why, thankyou! Uncyclopedia will always have room for ugly templates. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:07, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

UnNews[edit]

It's so gratifying to see UnNews articles featured on the Main page. I should probably come up with an award for having your articles as all three lead stories simultaneously, you've pulled that off at least twice that I can remember. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 23:08, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

So long as the subject is still newsworthy in the, ahem, other news agencies - you know the ones, CNN, BBC and that lot - any UnNews is the ideal choice for featuring IMO. People Google the subject, hopefully Google returns Uncyc amongst the top few (so they find us before they get bored and look for porn instead), searcher thinks "Hmm, a content-free encyclopedia, what an intriguing concept" and clicks. If the feature is any good, they will hopefully then decide to have a look at a few other articles, decide they like the place, open and account and hey presto - we have a new writer. New writers who take an interest in current affairs are, it would be hoped, likely to be of a higher quality than one or two noobs who shall remain nameless too; the mental capacity of whom is capable only of identifying edible slime moulds that can be licked from the walls of the damp woodland holes within which they live. Well, that's what I reckon, anyway. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:41, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Watch for my upcoming recently published article, Bat Fuck Howitzer, and the upcoming Insane face-fucking Krav Maga monkeys
Krav maga monkeys? Fuck me, that is what the world has been waiting for! Fantastic idea for an article, utterly terrifying concept were it ever to be done for real! :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:41, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh, it's coming, my friend. Feel free to contribute; all I have now is images, but the idea's been percolating for a day now. So far, in my sick mind, the theme is based on my "historical" references to the use of insane face-fucking krav maga monkeys in Bat Fuck Howitzer. My ego wants to know what you think of Bat Fuck Howitzer. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 11:26, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
I like, very much. Especially the idea of Israel and the Arabs shelling the shit out of each other with treif (and whatever the halal version is) animals - have you asked Mordillo to have a look at it? I think it'd appeal to him. Incidentally, have you ever seen the Hammer classic Scars of Dracula (you may have done and then forgotten - it's one of those rickety old horrors they show late at night on cable when you're stoned)? That has an impressive face-fucking bat in it - impressive if you find rubber bats on strings impressive, at any rate, which I personally do. I probably won't contribute text to the krav maga monkeys - it's the sort of article that benefits from being the work of one writer and written in that writer's particular style, I think. I might see what I can come up with in the way of imagery, though. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:47, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks![edit]

For the welcome back!

I have been kind of preoccupied with a transcontinental relocation...new job...new car....new wife...new house...just the normal stuff...Pieface 15:45, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Witness Protection Program, right? :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:09, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Sssshhhh! Pieface 16:14, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
I won't say a word - so what did you do? Grass up some Mafia hitmen? :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:16, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special[edit]


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Model not included?![edit]

What a rip-off! Anyway, congrats on the feature. Also, Wow! Almost 100 articles! *whistles softly* Ok, see ya! Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:02, May 8

sorry!!![edit]

i only did it as a bet!!! i wont do it again The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mcqd (talk • contribs)

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A belated thanks...[edit]

For giving me the idea for the Scatomancy article. Sorry, I couldn't remember who I sporked it from originally, but I was digging through my talk archives and there you were! Years later here we are, and thanks for still being here for me to thank! Um... thanks?  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 08:09, 13 May 2009

I've long forgotten the moment of its inspiration, but nevertheless glad to have been the source of it. Good to see your recent return to Uncyc, by the way. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:12, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh, and nice article - enjoyed reading that. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:22, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
=) And thanks again! This was your comment that started it all... Funny how you never see old pikey women preaching scatomancy at the fair - and you wouldn't want to cross their palm with silver afterwards either. You might want to cross the road though. I barely remember way back then myself, so that history button sure does come in handy! (If only real life were that easy...)  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 08:24, 13 May 2009
Ah, now you mention it...nope, still don't remember. But then, I only tend to remember things that didn't really happen. Way too much acid back in my youth. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:31, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Well, maybe it was a year and a half ago... But I dunno, I'm a pothead.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 18:10, 13 May 2009
Good lad. Y'know, people keep telling me that young people today have no respect for the traditions of their elders - yet they smoke a lot of pot. Can't see that they've changed at all, personally. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 06:24, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 14th[edit]

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UnSignpost May 21st[edit]

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Question[edit]

Since you have been on Uncyclopedia for a long time, can you tell me how to make your own reward. I've seen people do it and I can't figure out how they do it. Thanks. --Iwillkillyou333 05:59, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Never mind, I found out how. --Iwillkillyou333 01:04, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Apologies - been busy dying of the 'flu. Anyway, hope your award went to plan. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:57, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm very disappointed with you[edit]

You completely forgot about Lag Ba`Omer. What, you don't eat kartoshkes in the UK? As long as you don't forget Shavuot this Thursday! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:46, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Arty farty[edit]

  • the red links speak for themselves
  • I left the links in the lowest section (What you can do to help) still pointing to the science stuff. I thought something might get fucked up if I formatted them like Portal:Art/Somethingorother while the portal is still in my user space. After you move the portal to main space, change all those to say Portal:Art/Whateveritis, I think it's the quickest way.
  • I don't remember what else. I'll have another look tomorrow and probably set something up if I find I forgot.

-- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 18:41, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Now I remembered: I changed the word order in "Modern German..." to mean what I originally meant. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 18:54, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009[edit]

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Thanks![edit]

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UnSignpost June 4th, 2009[edit]

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Hey dude[edit]

You haven't been around in a couple of days. Everything OK? Saberwolf116 14:55, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Also, did your like your front page blurb? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 12:15, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
I did. Though I must admit I'd have liked it a lot more were it correctly capitalised and punctuated - I know I shouldn't be pedantic but, hey, that's me and I am :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:07, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
Would you rather I write in it Hebrew? Bastard. O_O ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:38, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
No, seriously - it's great! I've wanted WotM for ages - in fact, it's the award I always wanted most, so absolutely anything is fine by me. Though thinking about it, seeing it in Hebrew would've been cool too. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:14, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
And now that you've won your well-earned prize: note that you are not allowed to retire, slack off, or fade into obscurity. Holidays however, are allowed, and encouraged!  :) Now... with that said, I actually came by to thank you for your kind words on WotM. I'm not sure that Uncyc owes as much to my writing as it does to Mhaille's, STM's, or Fundlebuggy's material, but I try. Hopefully, between quality, quantity, and number of actual features there's some meaningful body of work there. Actually, with Billy Graham now taking off after being overlooked for 2 years, I'm encouraged to blow the dust off of some more of my old catalogue... there's probably more overlooked potential. Features are nice; but really, if I can polish some of them enough to attract some talk page comments to let me know someone actually read it... that would be enough. Cheers, and my most sincere appreciation for the vote, --T. (talk) 18:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
I quite agree - it's lovely to see your own work on the front page once in a while, but to this day some of my favourites amongst my own writing are little bits and pieces hidden away on articles started by other people - the bit about cattle mutilation in Cows is an example. As for fading away, well, like you say a holiday is to be encouraged from time to time. Rest increases productivity, as they say. I'm doing quite a bit of writing elsehere at the moment, but I have ideas for some new Uncyc stuff. Good luck with WotM, you deserve it. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 18:31, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever[edit]

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:25, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

HI[edit]

thanks for helping me out, im new to uncyclopedia. I hope to have the article done sometime today or tomorrow

Hi[edit]

Hi Its me , I have finished the MGS4 page, take a look sometime and tell em what you think

thanks for all your help

--Yeahright 17:34, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Looking good. I made a few small edits to the format/grammar which I hope are acceptable - otherwise, can't see anything that needs to be changed. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:11, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th![edit]

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:27, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th[edit]

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:28 30 June 2009

Neat table things[edit]

Hallo there, I was just wondering if you could point me in the right direction. I am currently looking to purchase - or steal - a design of table in which to place UnNews articles and the like, similar - but not entirely the same as - the one on your profile because it looks lovely. Any chance you could tell me where one can get a hold of one? I don't know how to do that html or whatever editing stuff is called, so I would appreciate no messages consisting of "Stfu and Html" because I will be further away than I currently am. Any help would be lovely.

P.S. I didn't use your 'Kvetch Here' thing because it scared me. Sir Sunbeam no u [email protected] KUN 00:11, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Looks like you've learnt the First Rule of Programming, which states that there is no point in writing new code if you can nick it off someone else - that's precisely how I got the table, because my own html skills are only just sufficient to change text colour. One way to get one is simply to steal mine. Just remove my articles and add yours and then, if you wish, change the field titles; or have a look on some other people's pages and see what you can find - the illicit trade in stuff purloined from other people's userpages on Uncyc is as endemic as that in ancient Egyptian artifacts circa 1910.

No need to worry about the kvetch here - it's only there to try to prevent people from leaving messages seemingly at random all over the page where I'm unlikely to ever find them. You managed to get yours in the right place at the bottom of the page and even signed properly, so all well and good. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:32, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Anyone for a pint?[edit]

I'll be in London on the 28th. Anyone for a pint? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 08:54, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Damn! That's the missus' birthday and I'll be in Brighton. Have to say no, unfortunately. :-( Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:05, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Damn Missus! Oh sorry Mrs. Techo, didn't see you there. No! No! Don't hurt me! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:27, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:32, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

A big-ass favour[edit]

Bonjour Mr Techno,

I'm not entirely sure if it is your thing, or if you do it at all, but I was wondering if you could do me the honour of a Pee Review of my latest UnNews Article? I will provide the link here and so you don't have to do any unnecessary clicking in order to find it. I will understand if you don't want to do it, but in that case could you direct me to someone who may?

Hope all is well and stuff.

--Sir Sunbeam no u [email protected] KUN 12:01, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

I rarely - basically never - do Pee Reviews because I don't like telling people their articles are shit. However, since it's you, the article isn't shit and you asked so nicely I will in this case. I've also made a few small adjustments to the prose and grammar which you can change back if they don't appeal. I'd highly recommend you do what I said in the review re. an extra image, as I think that'd be a simple yet highly-effective improvement. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:22, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
You are awesome. Thank you very much; I made the change of the image. I've always been scared to put more than one image in an article in case I make it go horribly wrong and look messy; however, I shall try doing it more often. I put it up for VFH to see how it holds up and to see the opinions of other people. Once again, thank you very much you have been most helpful! If there's ever anything I can do for you I will be happy to do my best :D --Sir Sunbeam no u [email protected] KUN 11:29, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

So JT[edit]

What's up with you? You haven't been writing much lately. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:35, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

No particular reason for that - I'm just doing other things while trying to remain here enough so that people don't forget who I am and I tend to spend a large part of July obsessively watching the Tour de France. Got some ideas for new articles but they're still just ideas, with no real plans as to where I'm going to go with them and how to develop them - I think I may have achieved Uncyclopedia mental saturation during the last seven months when I haven't been working and spent almost every waking hour on here, so I'll probably see it as more of a pleasure and less of a chore once I'm working again. Unless I get this one job I was invited to apply for - writing articles for some company that provide webservices for universities, in which case I'll probably end up so sick of writing that I'll vanish forever :-) So, how's life over in Holland, assuming you're still there? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:51, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Lovely, just lovely. Life here, as you can imagine, are bit more relaxed than in Israel. Just a tad. If only public transport was a tad better ! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 08:57, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Still looks better than the London Underground - ie; no horse-sized rats in any of the pictures. Nor Brazilians getting shot several times by police officers, either. I visited Holland when I was about 13 with my parents - really must do so again now that I'm an independent adult and take advantage of the country's most famous laws. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:05, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Errr...only taking out garbage on specific days? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 17:31, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Yep. That's the one that attracts hippies from all over Europe. That and the tulips, of course. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:38, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:55, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

So that's what you meant[edit]

I didn't even know that stuff existed, really. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 08:08, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Not many people do - and those that do pretend otherwise, since setting up a new one is undoubtedly one of the most long-winded and boring tasks on the wiki, which is why it only tends to get done at the end of the month (or, as in this case, a few days into the following month). I'm told that there's some sort of .js device to do it automatically, but Olipro (who wrote it) says it only works if you have admin rights...and you know what a load of lazy wastes of spaces that lot are! If I was organised enough, I'd do each one bit by bit every week, but I prefer to do what everyone else does and leave it in the hope that someone else will do it. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:14, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
I'll try to keep track of it from now on. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 08:18, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
I'm going to get the first week of August out of the way now, I think. It's best to get it done early in the morning when there's fewer people about, I think, since it obviously makes a bit of a mess of RC. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:28, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
But if a certain day doesn't have any UnNewses, should it be mentioned too? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 08:32, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
I leave 'em in, just for the sake of consistency - they appear blank if you do (as you've probably already seen). I don't think it'd matter that much either way, to be honest. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:41, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:39, 4 August 2009 (UTC)