User talk:Rifting

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IM BACK

Here at Wikipedia, we train our noobs right.

Hello, Rifting, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are
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at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{WIP}} - onto it as well.

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if you're more of a potato chopper than a writer. The possibilities here are endless!

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to join. Again, welcome!  --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:18, March 12, 2010 (UTC)Icons-flag-ca.png


You know...[edit]

For someone who just joined today, you have a pretty nifty sig. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 22:39, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for noticing! My job is in web design so wiki markup was just another coding to learn. The only problem so far is that I have to enter a captcha every time I edit a page. Like your sig too. (Just noticed it wont let me press the "dont fall in" link....) Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 22:46, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
So you admit it then! You're a sockpuppet! -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 23:21 Mar 12 2010
I ADMIT NOTHING! whats a sock puppet on this site? Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 23:23, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Pelargonium? You're Pelargonium aren't you?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:26, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
I am neither Modus (I saw that) or Pelargonium. I am... well... I am Me . Are to they good people to be? Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 23:29, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Well, Modus is awesome, but Pelargonium is GAY GAY GAY, i haet him he sux!!!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:30, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
By the way, in case you didn't notice, I actually love Pelargonium, we're just dicks to each other for comedy value. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:33, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Haha yea I see. Well Im sorry that my advanced sig has caused all this confusion but I still dont understand what a sock puppet is. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 23:34, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet. And no, everything we say is a joke. Except for that. And that. And that. And that. And that. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:51, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Well that was a long read... well i am not any of those. Although the one about being an admin and creating a sock puppet to win an argument seems interesting. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 00:07, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
It's a good strategy. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 02:09 Mar 13 2010
Would it be possible to whore myself out to an admin pretending to be their sock puppet? Some sort of PR stunt? Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 02:12, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
I wouldn't. But then again I'm kind of a pussy shy. In any case, it's good to have you. You might just be the next PuppyOnTheRadio! (He's one of our best coders) —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 04:40, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
But don't offer us your sausage like he does. Also, we already know you're a pussy(in both senses), Pelargonium.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 04:43, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, I am secretly a cat. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 04:45, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
Haha im going to like it here! Does anyone know if <script> tags run in wiki markup? Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 14:47, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome Son![edit]

Or are you a girl? Oops, I forgot to ask. In any case, I look forward to working with you, but do have to log off about 10 minutes ago. See ya again soon, and welcome! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:47, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

I think Im a boy, at least the Instructional videos say I am. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 19:50, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, welcome to the family! You've been adopted by your dad Why, and I'm your big brother HELPME. I've been an only child for a while, so it's nice to see you here. Now, having been as new as you are a while ago, I know how you feel. Nervous? I was. Well, anyway, you now have a puppy who's good at code for an uncle. There's your dangerous uncle Syndrome, and if you're uespecially unlucky, he may vandalize your userpage.(But he does it out of love) There's your oldest sister Puffskein, the eldest daughter with several features. She seems to not be around much anymore, but she pops in every now and then. Your other older sister Little Mermaid seems to have swam away. You have your grandmother Miley Spears, Why's mommy. And your recently-returned uncle Bad Shroom too!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 01:41, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Ive been talking to the puppy already...but it seems like one not-so-happy family who has a love-hate relationship. Ill fit right in. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 01:44, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
No, we're a happy family! We just hate everyone else because they suck.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 02:48, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Damn, Why?, your family is getting huge. Are you Mexican? T_T —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 18:20, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
Do we have a van that can fit 15 people? If not: we are not mexican. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 18:37, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Aww. And I thought you were cool. ;P —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 18:50, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
No, no soy mexicano. Soy un ciudadano de la tierra. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:51, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
HELPME, thanks a lot for posting the family history. I was going to do that ASAP, but I ran into a problem and haven't had access to the Internet for over 24 hours. Did you hear that? I went without Internet access for over 24 hours! We're talking serious withdrawal symptoms. I had to draw a picture of a keyboard and a screen and keep tapping the fake keys I drew til my fingers poked through the paper. It was horrible! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:03, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
I dont want to ask what you did for... well, you know... without internet! Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 12:29, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, that was awful. Did you ever notice that trees are kind of sexy? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:56, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Now that you mention it... nevermind. And do you know why I havent been given the permission to edit pages yet? Ive been here for over 3 days. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 20:00, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, by my count your first post here was made in a little under 72 hours ago. It should happen very soon. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:11, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Ok, I have a few things I want to sign up for, thats basically all. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 20:12, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
It's 4 days. You'll know when it says "autoconfirmed" in your preferences.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 20:14, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Are you sure?
    You have to have been on Uncyclopedia for a long time before you can add pages here. Three whole days! I know! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:44, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
3 days there. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 20:18, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Positive, look at UN:BP.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 20:31, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry! I meant UN:VFD.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 20:33, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Ah ok. Well its just another day I guess. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 20:39, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, then you can mess with semi-protected pages, including UN:VFD, UN:BP, and UN:QVFD, which Why will tell you about. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 20:41, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Cant wait for the tutorial. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 20:42, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, and what Why? will advise is to check those out but take the time to carefully read how they work before doing much. People can easily get in trouble for messing with those (I know). If someone else has nommed an article for deletion and you think it deserves it or not, feel free to vote, but I'd avoid nomming articles for anything yet--like most places, the written rules are sometimes hard to find, and the unwritten rules are even harder. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:47, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
I think this is sort of like the midnight question: if it's midnight between Monday and Tuesday, is it midnight Monday or midnight Tuesday? And if it is midnight Monday, then one second later it's Tuesday. And if Jesus died on Friday and came back on Sunday, why does the Bible say he was resurrected on the third day (actually, I know the answer to that one--it's a Jewish thing)? I believe the permission happens the moment you've hit/passed three days. When you're in your fourth day, it's counted. But that may depend on time zone--it may wait until you're in your fourth day by UTC, ignoring the actual hours. But in any case, it should happen very soon. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:42, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, and UN:BP is awesome because it doesn't really have so many unwritten rules, and you get to watch retarded vandals die. >:) Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 20:54, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, that one's relatively safe. Just make sure you post some sort of actual reason for the ban request, and that the person is really, really screwing up in a way that's obviously on purpose (blanking pages, adding random stuff like YOU ALL SUCK! to an article, etc.). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:58, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Ok. BTW just check in on my article in progress now and then, want to make sure im doin an OK job. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 21:05, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
About that, referencing Why is in-jokey, which is presumably bad, and at worst it's considered vanity.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 21:10, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Ok, ill take note of that. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 21:14, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Really? Why? (Actually, some of the best users here make why references).... Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:17, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Hello little brother. Yes, I'm not around that much, I write in spurts - but I do respond to comments to my talk page, so if you need anything, don't hesitate to comment. I'm really a terrible daughter, on Uncyclopedia and in real life. --Puffskein 00:22, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

Hey sis! Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 01:10, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

The article we're working on[edit]

I fixed a couple things and removed a Grue reference. In general, references to things like that (Chuck Norris, Grues, Oscar Wilde ((except for the occasional quote))) are bad. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go for a while. Please continue your work! You're doing well.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 19:28, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

My sons are working together? I should be proud! Or maybe very, very afraid. You know it's not right for sons to conspire against their old man? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:43, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
We are not to that stage of the plan.... yet. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 19:51, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Your sig[edit]

In case you missed my post which was somewhere else (now I don't even remember where), I very strongly recommend you change your sig ASAP. The lone symbol looks very similar to Admin Mordillo's signature, and trust me, you don't want to be mistaken for an admin. The symbol's fine (obviously; I use it), but not nothing but the symbol (and yes, I know more appears if you move the mouse over it). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:15, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, ill get something else up there as the symbol. Better? Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 11:30, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, cool. By the way, just curious--have you ever played the roleplaying game Rifts? Although my favorite system is GURPS. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:25, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Nah never even heard of it before now. My username was a lloonngg story. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 18:39, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
If you'd ever like to post the story, I'd be curious. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:44, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
I might... Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 18:50, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank![edit]

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.


Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  17:08, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Use:Rifting/sig1[edit]

Look at what I did with the same concept. Replace it with your details, like I did. (I'm signing with it) Mine isn't perfect, but it works for the most part. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM

Haha we both had the same idea, I wanted to see more of how to use the sighidden stuff though. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 01:28, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
I sorta like it! User:Rifting 01:40, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
NOOOO I made major edits to it and I got an edit conflict. *Grumble Grumble* User:Rifting 01:45, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Its perfect now. User:Rifting 01:51, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit]

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About sig1[edit]

Sorry, son, you may not know that it's completely unacceptable to edit another user's signature; but I did it anyway. User:Rifting/sig1 was causing major problems, probably everywhere it appeared. I happened to visit Uncyclopedian of the Month, and half the candidates were mysteriously missing. I looked through the history trying to figure out why, cut and pasted to find the problem, etc., but couldn't figure it out--until finally I realized it was your signature. Everything posted under it disappeared, at least on the UotM page, so it probably happened elsewhere. Please, any time you edit a signature, look after it and see if it does anything weird. Your stern but helpful and loving father, Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:29, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, sorry for the problems I caused. I canged my sig back to User:Rifting/sig and also replaced the contents of User:Rifting/sig to fix all the templates that were posted while using the other signature. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 18:37, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Cool. You know, the only way to never make mistakes is to never try. And other helpful fatherly advise as seen on 1950s TV. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:40, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Haha. Im still going to try to construct a new sig, my current one expands too long and I cant even manage to cross the space before it closes. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOBhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif 18:43, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, when your siggy expands it is a bit long. That's not a sexual reference. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:46, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Don't believe your Daddy. Listen to Grandma. Everything my son says is a sexual reference! lol Really welcome to Uncyclopedia! Feel free to come and visit Grandma on my talk page anytime. Grandma huggies! Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 00:22, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Don't believe your Grandma. Everything I say is NOT a sexual reference. Just 95%. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:20, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry to butt in, but HELPME's socksig was making all the text below it small (like his penis) so I removed it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 03:29, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I was just checking to see where the problem was. I put up </small>, but that indicated there wasn't any <small> in the main body to cancel, which usually means it's a sig problem. I'll let HELPME know about it. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:32, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Ok, and I think I finally got a new sig that doesnt cause bugs. The Rift Icons-flag-ca.png (grumble) http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 16:49, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
I like the DAD part, even if it does link to IC. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:20, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
That's a really cool siggy. I love it. Not that my opinion really matters either way, but still. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 21:22, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
Haha thanks Pelargonium. And Why???, check it now. The Rift Icons-flag-ca.png (grumble) http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 21:23, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Wow! That guy it links to is incredible! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:26, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Meh, he makes too many sexual references.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 21:27, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Hes a good guy, and im not just saying this because I have to. The Rift Icons-flag-ca.png (grumble) http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 21:33, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit]

VOTE DISCORDIAN NOW: We need your vote! On both Creationism and Batman, colonizers who participated came to a consensus on a direction for the article. But on Discordianism, there's been more discord--or at least not a consensus. So we're resorting to (sigh) democracy. Go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Discordianism#Article_ideas and cast your vote!

You can vote for one or two, comment on as many as you like, but vote quickly--this is an eleventh hour effort, and we will hopefully have a direction in a few hours. I'll be checking the results sometime around 03:00 UTC of 25 March 2010.

ARE YOU RETIRED?: Also note that colonizers who haven't participated in any of the last three colonizations will be moved to the retirement list. Quite frankly, I'm doing this primarily because I have to post each of these notices by hand (I don't have a bot, and sure could use one), and it takes a long time to post to the pages of people who are inactive in IC and even on Uncyclopedia. If you're put on the retirement list and want back on the active list, simply post a request on the IC talk page.

KEEP CHECKING THE IC TALK PAGE: Many important decisions and updates are made and/or described on the IC talk page that are never posted on user talk pages.

POST COMMENTS ON IC TALK. As usual, if you post them on your talk page, I'll likely never see them.


WHY'S REPLACEMENT NEED: A special added reminder that I, Why do I need to provide this? aka Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) , am only interim director of IC and need a replacement. My intention was to lead IC just long enough to get it revived, which is a major part of the reason I took the title Buccaneer Admiral instead of Admiral of the Fleet, which is the official title of the head of Imperial Colonization. I plan to abandon ship retire shortly after midnight (UTC) on Saturday, 17 April 2010. I would really like someone to work with me on the current colonization, and I will be happy to assist whoever replaces me during the transition--I do not plan to leave IC, only retire as head. If you're interested, post a note at IC Admiral of the Fleet needed.

Happy colonizations! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:32, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Our family tree[edit]

Family tree copy.jpg

This is by User:Pelargonium.

Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:50, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 22:46, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Be watchful when reverting, kay? ^_^[edit]

Here is an original painting left over from the garage sale. Hang it up in your study, and let it inspire you. Thanks, your vote is very appreciated. Al in Chains 23:33 28 3 mmx

You reverted Chief, and Black flamingo11. You shouldn't revert Chief unless he made an obvious mistake, and that was BF11's article. I'm not scolding you or anything, just reminding you o be VERY careful when reverting experienced users. thanks. =)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 03:56, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I noticed the chief revert right after it happened, and I didnt notice the BF11's one but ill be more careful.
Im off for a week for spring break... see you then. The Rift Icons-flag-ca.png (grumble) http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 10:20, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
Have fun, but not too much fun. Don't Drink and Drive, and don't forget to "Be Prepared" (remember that little box of "protection" I gave you). And when you get back, don't forget to stop in and say "hi" to your old man. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:22, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
So you're back? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:16, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit]

PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Friday, 04:50, Apr 2 2010 UTC

Thanks![edit]

Old hag receptionist.jpg And what do you want?

You think that because you voted for Why?:Do I need to provide this? you'll get some kind of thank you from Necropaxx?
Ha!

Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:43, Apr 7 2010

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit]

Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:20, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 21:26, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Your adopter's on vacation (as if it matters)[edit]

As you never talk to me, which makes your adoption seem rather pointless, my telling you I'll be on vacation from Unc from 27 April to around 5 May seems rather pointless. But I'm a master of pointlessness, so I'm telling you. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  06:27, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Vote now for Colonisation[edit]

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Addendum
Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

UnSignpost 1 May[edit]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:53, 1 May 2010

About your adoption[edit]

It was great adopting you and all, and you showed definite signs of being a good, productive user.

But as of now I haven't heard from you in two months, and you haven't posted here in almost a month and a half. Hopefully you'll be back soon. But if I don't hear from you by the end of May, I'll regretfully remove you from my adoptee list. It's taking up a slot that I'd like to keep open for someone who's active.

So I really hope you return soon. If you come back after I release you, you can always ask me to readopt if you want. In any case, whenever you come back, you're free to ask me for help and advice, or do like most of my kids do and tell me when I'm wrong. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  06:22, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

Well, it's 2 June. Again I really hope you'll return, but for now I'm removing you as my adoptee. Definitely let me know if you come back! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:19, June 2, 2010 (UTC)