User talk:Roman Dog Bird/2

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Iranarmy.jpg The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:51, Oct 12

HowTo:Get out of Jail[edit]

Hi, I was trying to get some votes on this, can you vote for this on VFH?--Sir Manforman CUN.png 21:41, 18 October 2007 (UTC)


Yeah, I know I already gave you one, but I couldn't keep track of who got what, and I really don't feel like paging through 50 archives to find who got one and who didn't, so...thanks again! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 02:22, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for the red lights![edit]

You win a template, you Roman... Dog... Bird... thing. --  Le Cejak <-> 03:10, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]



soz man, maybe a seperate article?

QVFD Script[edit]

I some you QVFDing some shit earlier and wondered something; do you use Firefox? if you do open User:Roman Dog Bird/uncyclopedia.js and copy this code into it:

//QVFD script
document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
 + ''
 + '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');

This will add a button along the top of the page you're reading (Like the edit and watch buttons etc) that automatically adds the article to QVFD. There's also another button for adding it with a comment. It's a lot faster than doing it manually and should save you some time :)

If you fancy any more sexy Javascript; go to User:Bonner/uncyclopedia.js and steal away!

Enjoy :) (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 19:30


what's wrong with my pictures? At least give a reason. Rodheschinis 00:17, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

but "pretty sure" is not "sure". BTW, those are not personal. A friend sent me the link to thwm in the past and I decided to upload them now.


Thank you for the revert on my userpage. :)

Yay capitalism!
Jack Phoenix the capitalist bastard wishes to thank you for a good revert, and hopes that you accept this capitalist thank you.

--Jack Phoenix (Contact) 12:47, 25 October 2007 (UTC)


I do pretty good with helping out with the QVFD, don't I? -Razorflame Flame war.jpg (contributions) Talk 16:36, 9 November 2007 (UTC)



You voted...

...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Andorin Kato 01:59, 3 December 2007 (UTC)


fuck u roman dog bird

Have a not-shitty Christmas![edit]

WinterBreakCalendar.PNG Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:31, Dec 17

You know what would improve the Kevin Federline article.[edit]

Write something about his "so-called" acting carrer, he's going into acting and we need to parody that. --NXWave 06:26, 24 December 2007 (UTC)


While scanning old history logs to find users who make specific types of edits to specific types of articles[1], I keep coming across your name. I'm wondering if you'd be interested in taking a role in a fictional revert war. I think you'd be best in the role of the user who reverts the first edit, where the IP guy adds a bunch of small sections that no one cares about, but you're welcome to whichever of the three remaining roles you wish. No actual work is involved; the page would simply link to your userpage as if the revision history were true.

--monika 22:13, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

1. ^  (This edit in particular grabbed my attention)

Jeff Goldblum[edit]

Hi. In order not to make this into a restore/delete/restore/delete campaign lets figure this out. Is it that you don't like quotes in general ? because they are full of meme's and inside jokiness ? Or is it that the specific quotes on said article are not relevant/funny to you ? In the first scenario, This is not the case here, and quoticide is just as fucked as over quoting . If it is the last case I can only conclude that you do not get the joke and therefore should delete all material you do not understand.

But frankly about that I do not give a damb really. Have you actually read the tripe that is the rest of the article ? I's random pants. The quotes were the only thing remotely sensical on that piece of shit waste of space. quotes or no quotes, I'd think it better to mark it for huffing with extreme prejudice or at least a complete rewrite ( which does not consist out of ripping out and putting back quotes ). what you say ?

And next time you notice an edit has been reversed with which you do not agree, maybe it would be better substantiating your claim by proper example instead of opinionated bullshit. Since I could be driven ignore your opinion all together for in this case it does not really matter and , since the material IS relevant, put it back again. ( which I will not, because that is silly business ).--Vosnul 11:03, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Oh My God[edit]

I don't know what brought me to your page today RDB, but I was forced to acknowledge the Space Ghost Coast To Coast quotes you have on your page. But what's weird was I was watching the exact episode that the Brak quote is from, while I read it on your page. And I felt that that merited a talkpage comment. Ok. /me slinks back into the shadows. -RAHB 23:57, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Dang. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 02:30, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Its the thought that counts[edit]

I'd like to thank you for your vote for Kitty Porn to be highlighted. I have no fancy template to show my appreciation but after all its the thought that counts. If I can ever be of any service just let me know. Thanks again--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 22:18, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

You're very welcome. :) --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 22:20, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Insert non-formatted text here[edit]

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UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:57, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:03, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:42, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Bot reverts[edit]

Thanks for helping out with those nn: reverts RDB, they're a real pain in the ass. I poked Wikia about them a week ago, hopefully they'll be fixed soon. — Sir Manticore 01:28, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey man, no problem. :) --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 03:35, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 6th, 2008[edit]

I've been tired and I accidentally lost the changes I was going to make. How's the new version?

Meteo, 08:50, 6 June 2008

 : / Did you make that title intentionally to gain my attention? isn't that bad. Not everything made me laugh, but it's far from the worst thing ever. It gets a little name-droppy in some spots. Like George Bush and his father. What's up with that? Lists are just discouraged here, so that "Bat-Facts" section has got to go. I think there's enough content already to make up for it. I'm not to keen on that "killquote" template, since it contains the russian reversal as an option. Hardly anyone finds that funny, and I especially despise it. I would recommend putting it up for Pee Review, to get somebody else's opinion. Somebody who's more of a competent reviewer then myself. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 04:16, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for Vote[edit]

Thanks;)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:58, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

For that picture of a dog on my talkpage. It's very nice but might I enquire what it was for? --Narcissus Black 12:08, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm just being silly. It's representing my confusion over the comment you left on your talk page. Nothing more then that, I just like using pictures sometimes, and wanted to use one of a dog tilting it's head somewhere. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 15:27, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Oh I see. Which comment of mine in particular confused you? --Narcissus Black 10:44, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
"Petty fools. Speechless in my presence." Well, maybe not confused, actually, I just thought it was amusing. That's all. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:27, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Oh yes, that was because nobody had as of yet posted a comment on my userpage despite the many controversial articles I've written. That's all --Narcissus Black 17:38, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:33, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Damn it.[edit]

I'm right in the middle of editing out a bunch of crap from Douche, and you beat me to it. I don't know weather to kiss you or smack you. I guess I'll go with both. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 03:22, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Heh. It's still pretty shitty for what's left, though..... --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 03:34, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Yeah...maybe we should try and colonize that. But I don't know. I don't have any good ideas for it. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:02, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Another window washing nightmare[edit]

We should totally go around and replace Chuck Norris references with King Buzzo. --MelvanaInChains 01:26, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Hahaha, hey man! If I had the time to waste (tonight, actually.....), maybe, but to me it just sounds like a silly attempt at starting a new meme. But then again, not to many people are aware of the Melvins anyways. I think you and I are the only users who are fans of them here. That would a be a riot, though.... Ha, and I just got done crackin' myself up over your edit to the queer level template! Awesome! Anyways, if you're serious......sure? If not, hilarious idea, either way. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 16:05, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
I wasn't sure if I actually was serious or not, it was kind of just an idea. Either way I was just tired of seeing Chuck anywhere, and any fairly obscure musicians could replace him to confuse readers further. I might start doing it anyway just for the hell of it. Oh and thanks. [happyface] --MelvanaInChains 18:02, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

So I did...[edit]

[2] Thanks for spotting that. My bad. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 22:37, Jul 17

Hey, no problem. :) --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 23:06, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:07, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

There's Soap Near Your Feet[edit]

Pick it up! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 19:49, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

They played this trick on me in jail once... DON'T DO IT! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:54, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
.......... *slowly, cautiously, but surely, proceeds to do so.....* --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 19:56, 21 July 2008 (UTC)


Yeah, hots up - it's a regularly-used expression in certain newspapers and on certain news channels. Hence why I used it! And now, I must away to other pointless edits. Fare thee well! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:10, Jul 22

Ah, sorry about that then. It just looked weird to me. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 03:32, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:44, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Removal of Peter Kaye page[edit]

Excuse me?? What do you mean 'Don't care, damn it'?? Cp833 15:00, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

Huh, well, let's see here, the content was: "Peter Kaye is some fat bloke from Oop North who for some reason managed to land a career as a popular comedienne when in reality all he does is get up on stage and talk shite to a bunch of random people."
Uncyclopedia isn't here for you to complain about somebody. I looked him up, so this isn't vanity as far as I can tell, but you can't just write a few sentences about how much he sucks. Or whatever your deal is. Read this before attempting to write an article about him. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 15:05, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
OK, well I had just started and there was more to come.. believe it or not I actually like the guy and was going on to explain in detail some of the better aspects of his work (and make it funny).. it wasn't going to be a personal rant about him, but I generally find its a lot funnier if you are harsh about someone on here even if you do like them, because 'Peter Kaye is a good comedian and lots of people like him', just isn't funny. Well whatever, I can't be bothered to start over anyway. Cp833 15:13, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 07:54, 5 August 2008 (UTC)


hey frankie, just wondering if you had any comment for the unsignpost as far as becoming an admin and your plans from this point onward. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:42, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Tell them I said something. But seriously, I wasn't expecting it, and I kind of got caught off guard, in a way, for a few minutes after it happened. Codeine made the right decision in giving all three of us these privileges. There's still a user or two that I would like to see as admins one day, though. My future plans are to continue on with cleaning crap up, voting for various things (VFD, VFH, VFP, of course), only now with more power, and such. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:01, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

I'm going to re-add addition[edit]

I was working on addition while it was being voted on, and got something decent out of it. So, I'm gunna go ahead and re-create it if its cool with you (as you were the one who deleted it). The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:31, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Go right ahead. Hey, we could use a good re-write/re-working/re-whatever, eh? --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 19:34, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for vote and sorting some typos[edit]

Thanks for the vote and having a wee look:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:19, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008[edit]

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:42, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Thy faith is the wind beneath my wings[edit]