User talk:Roman Dog Bird/poop

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Those mean IPs![edit]

Brutally violating your defenseless talk page. Must be truly upsetting. Do you need a hug and a cookie? --Andorin Kato 03:43, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Nah, nigguh, it's cool, it's cool. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 04:34, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Please Sir, Please[edit]

I'm not sure you if you remember me but i've come grovelling on my hands and knees to your shoes in which i will polish if you wish. I have come to ask if you can please use your magic unlawfull logic spell and bring back my article on Guitar Hero: The Legend Of Hawkings, Like you said you could so long ago. I would appretiate it if you could please do me this favour kind sir, i don't want to have this turn into a turn based mortal kombat session. --Ash Ketchum


Seriously, brah, you're my fucking hero. I want to be just like you when I grow up. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 04:37, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

I was about to tell you the same thing......except you're younger than me, so it doesn't really work out. Either way *blushes*, aww, don't say that, *tee hee* :p --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 04:39, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
You've made several people very happy tonight, if IRC is any indication. --Andorin Kato 04:40, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Spike Lee's When the Luvvys Broke[edit]

See here. I'm giving her a chance to cool down. OptiC already has. If further Drama is raised, then a ban is warranted. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:20, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

You got it. No deer for a month. --Homer Simpson 05:26, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

No featured article today[edit]

I noticed there's no feature article for today, but there is one for tomorrow. Just curious if there's a reason for this, or if some code demon ate some essential code or something. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:49, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

I don't handle that at all, so I'm not exactly the guy you should be asking about this. I wanted to put up some nonsense, but I don't even know the page where the featured articles are added. There probably isn't a featured article for today since there aren't enough people voting on VFH or something. Or someone's lazy. Or maybe there is some kind of problem. Beats me. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 02:21, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
I didn't know who did it, but posted here because I knew you here at the time. Uncyclopedia:VFH/queue lists the featured article for tomorrow, but doesn't have one for today. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:53, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

You don't really have AIDS...[edit]

do you? Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 08:43, Nov 21 2009

No. And none of you saw the Simpsons reference I made in that thread, which was the whole point of it. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 00:07, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
We apologize for not being connoisseurs in that high art form. :P Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 19:51, Nov 23 2009


Ms.Puff Big Fat Meanie.jpg Lol. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:33, 27 November 2009


:( -RAHB 03:46, November 28, 2009 (UTC) --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 03:56, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
Those are remarkably well-developed eyebrows for such a small child... -RAHB 03:56, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
That's not a small child. That's Don Rickles. (And, to RDB, I'd say "Don't go" but, frankly, I don't like you and I've never respected you in the least. To be honest, I find my own attitiude vexing, as this is the first I've ever heard of you) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:20, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Wait! Wait! Wait![edit]

You're not really leaving are you? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:03, 29 November 2009

Well, of course. I said I'm through with the Pepsi Corporation. Oh, and if you don't see me around here to often, it's because I'm not using my computer as much as I used to. No, it's not because I finally have a life or anything (HA HA!), it's because I have, know...........down there...........hemorrhoids........ --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 20:26, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, good. All those people misinterpreting those Pepsi-related final notes had me worried. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:15, 29 November 2009
I still contend that Roman Dog Bird has left. The above comment is obviously an illusion. A prank pulled by some aspiring magician's apprentice. Who also happens to be a big nigger bitch. -RAHB 00:26, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
So what you're saying is... a wizard did it? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:14, 4 December 2009
Oh, I hope you aren't leaving Uncyclopedia! While I don't know about the thanks you gave (don't know the background), I completely agree with the rest of what you said in Forum:Fuck This: My Final Notes. I posted my own comments on it in the Know-it-All Noob section below yours. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  07:41, December 11, 2009 (UTC)


You were absolutely right about that vandal. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:24, 4 December 2009


Not funny. Overused as fuck. If you want to write an ACTUAL Taylor Swift user page (although I don't see why you would, since she's so boring and untalented), go right ahead

That is so fucking true man. Kiff 15 09:13, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
I'm so ashamed of myself. I can't I believe I typed "user page". *shudders* --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 21:06, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
Hey, if there's a user, you can ban Taylor Swift. I'm stalking your talk page. sausage lol 17:33, January 10, 2010 (UTC)


Hi! I see that you have deleted this one. I just don't know how to redirect nn: to Can you please do it? 16:29, December 9, 2009 (UTC)Pink Floyd man 16:29, December 9, 2009 (UTC)


It appears the original author is vandalizing (or de-vandalizing, depending on your perspective) it. --Mn-z


05:50, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Now we're talkin', 10/10. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 06:38, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Hey nigger faggot bird[edit]

I think DrStrange (bless his heart) just wanted the redirect from Redd Herring huffed. Socky moved the article in question from Red Herring and he moved it back. Hope that settles your confusion. Also, happy holidays. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:25, 18 Dec

But it's so awesome[edit]

You just don't understand.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 00:47 Dec 18, 2009

Jimi Hendrix[edit]

What do you think about just killing the page and starting it over? Saw you've worked on it, b ut is it worth it? Any mix of words could do better I would think. Aleister in Chains 03:12, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

Sure, go ahead. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 03:57, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

UnNews and on why reverend zim_ulator is a dick[edit]

I am a dick because I'm critiquing your story, and you may not like it. On the plus side, consider yourself blessed that I took the time to do it. A few points:

  • The story itself is obviously unlikely, and the use of random humor is way too strong. The result is a not very funny article.
  • One huge paragraph makes it unpleasant to read. Bad grammar throughout.
  • The sources are not really funny, and not properly formatted.

The idea could work, but you'll have to write more carefully than this if I'm to feature it on the UnNews Main Page. Hope this is helpful. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:33, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, get on IRC.[edit]

It's important. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:37, December 22, 2009 (UTC)


If I survive the runoff, I'd like to ally with you. What do you say? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 08:21 • Friday, 25-12-2009

Sure. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 15:29, December 25, 2009 (UTC)


Hello! I had a notion to write down all the things that we (in the US) do to encourage work, that have the exact opposite effect, but Work is locked for another half year. Is there a way you can let me in and keep your nemesis out? If not, I'll find something else equally useless to do. PS--That thing in your is it pronounced? Spıke ¬  16:16 25-Dec-09

Hell, that guy hasn't really shown up much in awhile. He was here just last week where he blanked a bunch of news articles with his own about Bill Cosby being a former President and bombing Disney World. Other than that, though, he hasn't done much. So, I've unprotected the Work article. Go ahead and do as you wish. Oh, and you can't pronounce that thing in my signature, it's just something I took from some forum topic. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 18:41, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you! By the way, I came upon another page you had locked--the Madara Uchiha redirect page. Madara "Bunnycakes" Uchiha is presently on VFD, and I was unable to move the article to the more sensible title. Although it looks as though it is sure to be deleted, you might want to visit VFD if you can contribute a little of the history of this article. Spıke ¬  19:22 25-Dec-09

Am all done with Work; re-protect it if you like. Spıke ¬  21:20 25-Dec-09

Lol nub.[edit]

lol --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:45, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

You have blanked the entry "WIkipedia"[edit]

You have blanked the entry for Wikipedia and locked the page. Don't be a dick. Uncyclopedia is not about blanking the page or making attacks on organizations, but satire and parody. Please unlock the page and restore its original content.

They see me rollin[edit]

They hatin. They tryin to catch me ridin dirty. I lolled. Nigger. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:38, 9 Jan

Am I missing a joke or something?[edit]

Is there a reason this is avoiding the RDB huff machine? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:37, 14 Jan

Laziness. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 00:25, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
I can relate. :D -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:28, 15 Jan


Why'd you ban I only ask because he keeps spamming the admin mailing list. --PantsMacKenzie 02:56, January 15, 2010 (UTC)

He's been banned and un-banned a few times already, and he's re-created some shitty page three times. I mean, take a look at his block log. I could give a fuck less if he wants to be given another chance. I've looked over most of his edits and I don't think he should be allowed to edit here. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 03:28, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
That's fine. I was just curious. --PantsMacKenzie 04:55, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Hey, RDB, are you on that mailing list? You should enjoy his emails as well. Also, sorry for being late for the lates Tinkywinky party. --~ 23:32, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not actually. I'd love to see what he has to say. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 23:35, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
[1] ~ 23:38, January 17, 2010 (UTC)


o) ya cracked me up with that comment! metal rules!

the quintessential original "metal momma" ~ User:F_darkbladeus


Could you restore File:Chro Came To Town.JPG? I want to use it in an article. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:29, 20 January 2010

I'm bored and I'm procrastinating on exams.[edit]

So give me something to do, as long as I'm here. sausage lol 22:08, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

rape TKFs talk and/or user page and blame it on Socky. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 22:09, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
That's just crazy enough to work! Leader on a generic action TV show/movie when desperately asking for solutions from his team.

The Mirror of a Wiki[edit]

As you may know, this website is now instead of Do you know anything about what happens when you type the following text? It appears in bold. What is the mirror uncyc? It looks completely separate from Wikia, which Uncyc was in early 2005. What is this mirror comedy site? 03:24, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

Mirror sites exist for the purpose of archiving older versions of webpages or for having a backup for/extra copy of the current version or something. Sorry for the odd sounding explanation, but you really shouldn't be asking me about these kinds of things. I hardly know anything in regard to these sorts of techinical things or whatever. I had a vague idea as to what a mirror website was and then looked at what Wikipedia had to say and added a bit of that. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 03:36, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

Are you following me?[edit]

I've seen signs of your presence... I just.. can't remember exactly where...--Birch.jonathan 18:43, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

If you want to believe that I'm following you..........yes, yes I am following you. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 19:33, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
But, no, seriously, those edits I made are mere coincidence. I forgot all about you, until I saw you add your lame quote back to the Heath Ledger page. The Matt Damon edits came about because I started going through various articles that linked to the Russian reversal page. Referencing that fucking Team America movie (which I still haven't seen, but I still like early South Park and the two movies those guys made before it) is lame and geigh, and lists are regularly looked down upon, so don't add that shit back. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 20:57, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
I guess I must obey your wish under penalty of being blocked.--Birch.jonathan 21:52, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

I LOL[edit]

# (Block log); 23:36 . . Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Smellytubbies (Talk | contribs) with an expiry 
time of infinite (o gee i wonder who dis culd b)
# (User creation log); 23:35 . . Smellytubbies (Talk | contribs | block) New user account

Maybe a block reason of "" next time? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 23:43, Jan 25

omg i fink ur on 2 sumfin --Roman Dog Bird 23:47, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Hey dude[edit]

I'm totally not gay, dude. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:00, 26 January 2010

Gayness is relative. Like incest. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 00:04, Jan 26
Statements are relative. Like Einstein. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:16, 26 January 2010
That was referring to that faggots response to you, and the fact that it was the talk page of one of his geigh socks. You silly nigger. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 00:09, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
Oh. What was his response then? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:11, 26 January 2010
Well, the page had been replaced with this shit when I deleted it, but I saw no point in reverting it to:
Cquote1.png And I seach "Teletubbies" on Google everyday. THE HORROR!HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Animation 23:16, 24 February 2009 (UTC) Cquote2.png
--Roman Dog Bird 00:13, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
Wow, that's pathetic. And gay, of course. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:15, 26 January 2010


Ahem. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:20, 28 Jan

the stupid nigger re-created it a second after i deleted it god damn it!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 00:36, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
While you're here, would you mind locking my talkpage for me for a few days? I want to keep it the way it is for a while as a (lame) tribute to JD Salinger, and I don't want to have to keep removing "rape" comments. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:41, 29 Jan
Perfect, thanks. Admin only is actually what I was looking for. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:42, 29 Jan

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:51, 29 Jan


I come from the inci (the version in spanish). I came here because two things:

  • I want to help in most possible to Uncy; and
  • To aks you (not only you): Do you like the "pie"?

Thank you for your time and pacience.... Hopelessly Devoted To You... --Silent civilian 20:37, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

The only kind of pie RDB likes is Sweet Potato Pie, amirite? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:40, 30 Jan
And you Optimus? Dou you like it? --Silent civilian 20:44, January 30, 2010 (UTC)
I do indeed. Far better than that filthy cake. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:48, 30 Jan
Ok, thanks! --Silent civilian 20:54, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Tie votes[edit]

Hi. So if a tie exists at the end of a month, the election goes all the way to the end of the next month? I'd nom and voted for Zim for the Foolitzer in Jan. because I thought the December tie was broken and the "contest" over. Did I get that wrong? And so, is the Writer of the Month a month long contest now, with the two top vote getters carried over? Learning curve. Thanks, Aleister in Chains 2:36 1 Feb. MMX

I actually don't know what to do in the case of a tie. Somebody told Mordillo about the Foolitzer Prize tie and he decided to just let the December nominations run to the end of January. I'm not sure if this is just a decision on his behalf or not, I just went with it, and viewed Zim's nomination as a part of that. You better ask Mordillo about it. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 02:39, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
I'd say that should have been on the page if so, and it wasn't So what about Writer of the Month? Will run it by M.'s page. Thanks, Al 2:44 1 Feb. MMX
See my note on Mordillo's page. And it was actually me that told him about the December contest ending, and when he answered I never saw it because I didn't hink there was a need to check back on that comment, it was just supposedly a "heads up" telling him the contest had ended. So now, with both Writer of the Month and UNCY of the Year tied at the end of January, and the Foolitzer in question, the uncy legal team may have to be called in en masse! Aleister in Chains 3:21 1 Feb. MMX

Do you I LIKE PIE???[edit]

Um, hi. I lefted a note for I_LIKE_PIE!!! you might like to read. That is all.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  01 Feb 2010 ~ 11:10 (UTC).

Thank you!![edit]

Our Disney friend[edit]

Do you know what's the typical articles he's creating? I'm going to add the titles to the spam filter to prevent their creation. ~ 22:07, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, Christ, are you for real? There's like, hundreds of them. But some of them that I can recall include, "The Fox and the Hound", "Wow wow wubsy", and pretty much alot of Disney and Teletubbies shit. He's also used numerous variations of my name as seen here, so I guess you can add "Roman Dog Bird" if you can. Uh...fuck, I'm not in the mood to look over all of this stuff at the moment, and when I am, I'm going to have to try and copy all of the pages down. He's had so many socks now I can't even keep track. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 21:05, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
I'll just put the main ones. Don't worry about it. Thanks. ~ 21:50, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

You deserve a medal.[edit]

Hey, Roman Dog Bird. Just to let you know I'm gonna make a new Fullmetal Alchemist article, since you deleted a past version. However, I'd just like to say that you deserve a medal for the contributions you do on this website, well done! Evilgidgit 20:49, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

Cool, thanks man :) --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 20:50, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

You deserve a kick in the groin.[edit] Did I just get myself banned for no reason, or did I assume correctly that you don't like this shit any more than I do? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:59, 3 Feb

I meant that as an abstain, but whoever banned you for moving it is an ass monkey and i eat shit for breakfast. So, uh.......commence the, uh...groin kicking. *braces self, but sheds a tear* --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 01:15, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Best. Userpage. Ever.[edit]

Nuff said. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:02, 4 February 2010

it's about time......... --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 02:04, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 15:15, Feb 4


Was a pleasure huffing with ya... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 01:00, Feb 8 Oh, I've wasted my life. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 01:05, February 8, 2010 (UTC)


I just got on, and you banned a public library ip adress. Probably some idiot doing something stupid while not logged in, but, yah, the whole library is banned.

Which IP address is it? --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 22:49, February 10, 2010 (UTC)


For the article nom. In my time at uncy it will be hard to surpass "Poop throwing monkeys", because for a brief time the Goids of Comedy must have taken over my soul and transended my mortal ability. (Gods of Comedy, but I like the mistype) And you know, it made me laugh and others laugh, so why not? Danks again, Aleister in Chains 23:29 10 2 MMX

Well, that was a trip. The nom page left us with the result 6-8,and after a long discussion. Thanks again for the nom, and please read the talk page of the article for more data about how your nom and the discussion actually made me realize what a good article it is! And by the way, I agree with the bans on Pie, he had to go or he would have been damaged for life by the strange creatures he found here. 10 is far too young, and Mordillo says 13 is the cut-off age. Seems a reasonable policy. Thanks again, Al 3:53 11 Feb. MMX
DOES THIS MEAN I'M BANNED? (I'll be thirteen tomorrow!)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  11 Feb 2010 ~ 04:02 (UTC)

Thanks for the very long "for" vote on the VFD of Poop throwing monkeys. You, first with the VFH nom and then the help on the save, are the Godfather of the page. You protect it in the storms, and hold it up when you and the page have to cross a river. We honor you with a 21-poop salute, for are we not men? Thanks again, Aleister in Chains 21:52 12 Feb. MMX

Forum:I LIKE PIE IS BACk, and died again[edit]

Too late? Hows that too late?--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 04:19, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not complaining,I'm just wondering--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 04:47, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I worded that badly. It's moreso overkill than being too late. Let's just stop unless he comes back again and does something super fucking hilarious. Or not. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 05:17, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 13:04, Feb 11


it redirected itself to a redirect. alright, i see my mistake now, thanks padre. --nldr - MrN9000 is not "looking for idiots", IC was perfectly fine and there's nothing wrong with how whatever you want to do here. THEY WERE CRAMMED WITH POOR VOCAB CHOICES, THAT'S ITTTT 13:29, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

The Rescuers (film)[edit]

A notorious vandal created this page to hold my version of the article, so as to change The Rescuers to the version he did (with Hitler and anal rape) before he got banned for life. This copy was listed yesterday on QVFD. It was turned into a redirect, which is sensible, but we don't need a redirect because no one is going to type The Rescuers (film), especially because few are aware of the books on which the film was based. Spıke ¬  01:23 12-Feb-10


Sex objects someone doesn't like you very much.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 03:43, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

But what a great picture. You've got to grab that before the page gets huffed. It could even be a VFP candidate. Aleister in Chains 3:48 12 Feb. MMX p.s. tn_bird_dog.jpg
And that edit summary "Smell my finger." That could be the new "Go eat shit fuckers"Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 03:52, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
I'm pissed that that's the best he could do. Even my response of "Eat me" was better than that. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 03:53, February 12, 2010 (UTC)


This belongs on your talk page. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:22, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

Ha, thanks for showing me this! I'd prefer to have it on my user page, though. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 23:05, February 12, 2010 (UTC)


Why did you remove all the quotes? All I was trying to do is revert Mr. I.P.Anon, who keeps adding the one with TIMMMMAY! Spıke ¬  04:19 14-Feb-10

I didn't like any of them. Revert it if you want to. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 04:20, February 14, 2010 (UTC)

I would like to. The musical ones from pop culture came from Anons and I'm not in love with them, but they are on topic. Sursum Corda is almost a conundrum, or something. Thanks. Spıke ¬  04:32 14-Feb-10

I like pie ban[edit]

The staff at Unsignpost have come to the realisation that you are - in part - responsible for the banning of I LIKE PIE!!!. While we are known for our gutter journalism and our ability to create complete stories out of minimal factual information, we would like to get a comment from yourself that we can twist dramatically out of context and show you ins the least flattering light. Any comment? <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 09:32, 15/02/2010

Who? --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 18:51, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

Teletubbies Page[edit]

Yeah, that kinda got deleted before I saw your edit history for it. Thing is, I was really fucking lucky my boss wasn't anywhere near me at the time, so my my deletion finger reacted, like, fucking quick. I can't be arsed to resurrect it. Don't particularly want the chance of it popping up on my work PC again, TBH. But, y'know, your call. Thought I'd 'splain so you didn't think I was riding roughshod over you for no apparent reason. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:25, Feb 15

Well, dude, I didn't expect that to be kept anyways. It was a big boner, do you think I care if that gets kept or not? At least your boss didn't see anything man. That's all that really matters in this situation. And that faggot vandal coming back again and again and again, but whatever. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 19:10, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
It's not so much about you expecting it to be kept as me appearing to delete it after you'd said "this stays" or whatever. I wouldn't normally do that without speaking to you first, and I wanted to make sure you knew that. Shame that dickhead only seems to turn up on your shift - I'd ban his ass but good if I wasn't elsewhere whenever his desperate desire for any kind of acknowledgement of his worthless existence brings him back here. He'll get bored eventually. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:41, Feb 15

UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 23:38, Feb 18

Gorgeous George[edit]

Dude, if my 101 reasons was too long then thats fine but if you deleted it because you want to have sex with Chuck Norris then go fuck yourself. I don't give a crap if you're an admin i am fucking sick to death of Chuck Norris and it's about time people started taking the piss out of him as he so rightly deserves. If, on the other hand it was data allowance issues then thats fine. --User:Sephirothwolf/sig 22:01, Feburary 21, 2009 (UTC)

Dude, Chuck Norris fucking sucks. But so do big, long lists of supposed "facts". That's what my problem with it is. Not a single one of those "reasons" was funny, and hey, neither is your shitty article either, which is why I've nominated it for deletion. So fuck you, you little judgmental shit, thinking I like Chuck Norris and all. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 22:06, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

Then ban me, I don't give a crap, I at least fucking compromised. Besides sicne you deleted nearly everyhtign that slagged off Chuck Norris what the hell do you expect people to think? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sephirothwolf (talk • contribs)

SysOp Protection[edit]

Thank you for protecting The Rescuers. I'm done reconstructing it, but our vandal of long standing whom we shall not name would otherwise surely try to posit the old version, using any of a number of names. Spıke ¬  00:32 22-Feb-10

Soup Nigra[edit]

lol sausage lol 16:42, February 22, 2010 (UTC)


Look man, i want to apologise for blowing up at you like i did on sunday, i had had a bad day and i just blew up. I'm a little stressed out at the moment because of various things and you got the sharp end so i'm sorry. The thing is i get a lot of harrassment from Chuck Norris fanboys who wouldn't even know who he was if it hadn't been for WoW and whenever something of mine that slags off Chuck Norris gets flamed its usually one of them thats behind it and for no good reason other than that it makes fun of their 'impotent god' and since a lot of anti-norris stuff was edited out of that article and very little else the evidence pointed to them so, again, sorry. Since im guessing you yourself have been harrassed by these morons you can understand why they piss me off so much. So, again, my apologies for losing my temper, you didn't deserve to get the 'full blast' of something thats been building up for days. As far as i'm concerned the hatchet's buried alright? It's up to you where to go from here. User:Sephirothwolf/sig2 11:45, Febuary 23, 2010 (UTC)

It's alright man, I should have responded to you in a more reasonable manner myself. I was in kind of a hurry at the time, and well, I am prone to anger a little. My problem with the whole Chuck Norris thing is that it's one the most unfunniest things that I've ever been exposed to. It's such a shame that there are still people out there with no sense of humor laughing their asses off at that shit, and possibly taking it to heart or whatever. But it's alright, no hard feelings and all, right? Apology accepted, and I'm sorry for what I said in response as well. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 18:37, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
No problem ^ ^ just glad we could sort it out like mature adults once all the anger died down. User:Sephirohtwolf/sig2 20:07, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
This needs to be accompanied with a song

~ 12:55, February 23, 2010 (UTC)

Personally I do hope RDB will forgive Sephirothwolf for his Norris related digressions. I mean, RDB is a good man, and I'm sure he can look into his heart and find that warm place inside from where true love can be found. Now, I know things have been difficult in the past, and that they have been down many long difficult roads together. But a lot of water has passed under the bridge since the problems they shared. I really feel for you guys, and I do hope that RDB will find it in his heart to forgive and forget now that Sephirothwolf has extended the olive branch so graciously. Like Mordillo, I am but a casual onlooker watching from the shadows as this drama plays out but I thought that maybe, just maybe this video might help RDB search his sole and remember that after all we really are part of one wonderful family.

Love of my life.

All the best guys. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 13:09, Feb 23

But Chuck Norris jokes are funny! Just you wait until I get Chuck Norris onto you two! PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  20:26, 23/02/2010


HAHAHAHA. Cunt, I'm better than you. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:20, 24 Feb

Request for restoring an article[edit]

May I request for restoring the article Pier Fairy, behind my user page for further re-writing, which has been deleted by you recently? Thanks!

SoHome Jacaranda Lilau 21:38, February 25, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks a lot~
SoHome Jacaranda Lilau 19:03, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Request for restoring an article[edit]

May I request for restoring the article The Scientology Test: Are You Gullible And Wealthy Enough To Become A Scientologist?, behind my user page for further re-writing, which has been deleted by you recently? I've sought-of, not really, put my heart and soul into it... Cheers :)

User:Charl3(s) March 8 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 20:56, Feb 28

UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 00:13, Mar 6

Some pic on deviant art I thought you might find ammusing[edit]

here --Mn-z


01:48, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

huh --Roman Dog Bird 04:26, March 9, 2010 (UTC)