User talk:Romartus

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Past Imperial Glory and Shame[edit]

Please post comments etc below. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 12:30, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

I Raped my own mother![edit]

I just did that, I raped her. God, the shame. Bring me to justice, do something to stop me! Oh, fuck, I'm such a jerk. But she was pretty good though, and while her hip action isn't what it once was she kept up well enough. Aleister 12:32 17 6 MMX

Vini, vidi, vici[edit]

I've become your new emperor now. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 12:32, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

You guys don't waste time putting down paw prints on my brand new discussion page. I haven't got a clue what Aleister is talking about unless it's all 'Oedipedalo'. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 12:37, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
I was told by fools that it's a tradition here to rape a new talk page of an established user if you're the first to post there. Since I can't physcially rape a computer screen talk page, I did the next best thing and took my old ma for a spin around the floor. Aleister 12:55 18 6 MMX
Viking! What he ^ said.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  18 Jun 2010 ~ 02:27 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote![edit]

U suc

Hey, I noticed you don't vote for on VFH too often, so to see your vote for Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! really makes my day. You are the BEST! I will kill you. What? I didn't say anything. mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 02:24, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

When it comes to voting I try and remain consistent (though I wasn't earlier and got reminded once sometime ago). So I liked the kite story because it was different but I think I have voted against just about everyone here regardless of how I like their general body of work/style etc. I am actually a lot nicer now than I used to be...--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 06:53, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote[edit]

...pre-emptively on any articles of mine that might make it to VFH either now, or in the near future. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I always read it first and then check authorship. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 14:11, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
To save you time I have conveniently placed all my articles at the bottom of my userpage. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Forty is the magic number..--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 14:32, June 18, 2010 (UTC)