User talk:Shandon

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Hey! sorry I haven't done the writing back, business abounds, either that or my memory is failing me. So, happy new year!!! Any resolutions? Meh...I've got to be off! hugs! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 17:34, 2 January 2008 (UTC) aaaaah! how are you doing! I haven't been able to talk to you in a long time! whats going on? Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 15:56, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

With the advent of September 1st, a lot of groups I belong to start meeting again. Also I am running this small custom homebuilding business [1] . But I'm still on irc in the evenings sometimes--Sir Shandon GUN.png (Talk) (Trophy Room) 21:54, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey there! What's going on? Sorry about my spastic disappearance the other day, I'm mysterious like that! or maybe just a little jumpy. Ah, well, those 5 seconds were good for me. You? haha...anyvay, I'll talk to you later!

Happy New Year! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 17:49, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

oh yes, and i figured you ought to have one of these:

Kitten in glass.jpg Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.


Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

like it??? Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 18:10, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Yay! I archived my talk page![edit]

Yes...yes I did.--Shandon 18:29, 5 May 2007 (UTC)


Normally, I leave the current conversation, but whatever... Were you also drunk yesterday? -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:37, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm reeling drunk 100% of the time, all day, every day, so YES! Whatever day 'yesterday' was, I was definitely drunk then!--Shandon 16:31, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
So you can't remember adulating me with compliments... I even gave you my phone number! -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket.gif [scream!] 16:54, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
I remember thanking you for the vote and asking if you had any articles I could look at...but phone number? FoxyBabe would be so pissed. But then, <hic> she doesn't have to know. Whupps. Fellover.--Shandon 17:27, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Just kidding, but I was drunk as well. German weißbeer, alles gut! Hmmm... check this out. Seems like a cult article some people just can't grasp it (yeah, this makes me proud). If you feel like to abstain or vote against, let's just discuss it a little. -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket.gif [scream!] 17:32, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
I read it yesterday, and see from the talk page that it has had a lot of work put into it, so I have voted For it.--Shandon 17:45, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Well, the hard work is evident from the general aesthetics of the article. Modesty apart, it's very neat, this I know for sure. But... did you find it funny/clever/etc? -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket.gif [scream!] 17:48, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
It's interesting & different. I wouldn't vote For something just because people worked hard on it ;-) --Shandon 17:51, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Thank you. You know, people liked much more that Fat Ladies stuff but, for me, I'm far prouder of this one. It's just something that makes me feel smart, a favorite child that just myself, in my, let's say, "father's mind" can be rest assured why it's better. -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket.gif [scream!] 17:57, 6 May 2007 (UTC)


Glad you liked it. You will have noticed that it is still far from the finished article. Having noted your impressive personal portfolio I would like to extend a cordial invitation for you to endeavour to improve this article still further, that others might experience even greater joy. Yours faithfully, --Kelpan 18:32, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

There it is![edit]

Freeze, evil-doer!!!
Black & White Cookies.gif
You have be
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For voting on The 
en awarded
d white cookies
Black And White Man
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

--herr doktor needsAsample Rocket.gif [scream!] 04:22, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Fortune Cookie[edit]

I beseech you, the picture is fixed, so at least de-againstify yourself please. I mean, you are indeed deserving of wotm, aren't you? >_> LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 01:05, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

The picture is NOT fixed, the right-center portion is still askew. And the two points you mention are not in any way related. Fix the damn pic and I'll change my vote!--Shandon 11:50, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
You see? You SEE what happens when you fix the damn pic??!--Shandon 15:15, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Tory poster.jpg Congratulations

Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again.

Thanks ever so much![edit]

Just wanted to again thank you for your Vote on UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman. Kisses, good karma and hugs! Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:05, 19 May 2007 (UTC)


Cake slice.jpg Pongo Version 2 has awarded you a slice of cake!
The icing is extra-frosty!

--For talking to me on IRC ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 09:20, 20 May 2007 (UTC)


Any time, Shandon. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 19:25, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

LEGO Grassy Knoll[edit]


Just because. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 19:03, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Neat. This will come in quite handy for describing the expansion packs!--Shandon 11:35, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy![edit]

Pumpkin pie.jpg Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
For voting on Gallows Humor

"With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

-- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:20, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Finger cymbals ring for you![edit]

PPCelebatoryPose.jpg Prettiestpretty dances for your pleasure!
For voting on Now That You Are Almost a Woman

Now go out and get in touch with your feminine side!

Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:05, 23 May 2007 (UTC)


For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!

Sliffy thanks you!
I so totally stole this box

Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 12:01, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you![edit]

So I'm too lazy to make an actual template. Sue me! Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:13, 28 May 2007 (UTC)


A vote from the prestigious Shandon makes me smile :) --THINKER 18:25, 30 May 2007 (UTC)


Your work has inspired me. Thank you. Enjoy. --THINKER 10:26, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

I've been known to ramble, sometimes[edit]

So I go back to the offices for the New York Times, right? And I'm all, "Who's the idiot now, eh?". And they're all, "Sir, we told you before, this is not the New York Times. Place your order or move along, sir.". So I'm all, "Whopper, please.". And they're all, "This is not Burger King, sir.". So I was shocked, right? Shocked that they would make up such terrible lies to avoid hiring me as their Senior Editor of News and Whatnot...a position that they, incidentally, deny having at all. Oh, and thanks for the vote for the Foolitzer Prize. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:21, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

New Stuff[edit]

Definitely less cluttered. That is, of course, based on absolutely nothing, but still, nice job. I expect, though, naturally, some due credit for my sig code, which was completely original and not at all based off of anyone else's /me looks around frantically. Yeah, but I assume that's coming *nudge*. Cheers!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:08, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

<gasps> Someone noticed!! Yes, thanks for the sig code--Sir Shandon GUN.png (Talk) (Trophy Room) 01:05, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Any time. Good show.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:31, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote[edit]

Kittymeal.jpg For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,
Sanns-sig.gif has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.


Nazi Swastika.svg Thanks for voting FOR Nazi in VFH. It's good to know where your priorities lie /me steps back and calls the police. Nazi Swastika.svg

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:15, 12 June 2007 (UTC)


Severian22.jpg You've been spared the sword...for now! Thanks for the VOTE!!-Severian

Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png

Thanks (again)[edit]

Thanks a Bundle
Alfred.jpg Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry? SNL32NEWLOGO.PNG
Whoops. Wrong logo.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:27, 13 June 2007 (UTC)


Lord Kearsy of Wicked

Mr. Kearsy so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

Thank you very much sir! I love being able to say "How could it suck?! Shandon voted for it!" :) hehe --THINKER 06:42, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

BB thanks thee![edit]

Thanks again! -- PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 11:37, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

And, by the way, I think that Rudolf Hess pic of yours must be a good luck charm or something. First it's used in your Nuremberg Rally, and that's featured; then I put it in Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder, and that gets featured. Two articles used the picture, and both were featured! That can't possibly be a coincidence! -- PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 13:00, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
I should totally put that into my articles. If only I could find a relevant place to put it....Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:27, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh, Shandon[edit]

Shandon, my Uncyclopedia acquaintance, I'm sorry you didn't like My Little Pony. Still friends acquaintances?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)


-- [sire] EMC [TALK] 04:56, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

A slightly belated thank you[edit]

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:11, 26 June 2007 (UTC)



They're not very good, eh? But if you want, I'll black/white the store and/or remove the tojobucks logo. btw, the japanese words say things like: buy porn mags here, books make good firewood, sliferjam is awesome, tojo rox, and stuff. Thought you'd like to know. Maybe put a little tojo standing in front of the store? big neon letters on top? I dunno. input plz thanx. NOTE: I've uploaded the TOJOBUCKS logo, just in case. NOTE 2: They're both VERY BIG! be warned! use it small if possible! so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 00:57, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey Sliferjam, these are not bad, let's try the book barn one in b&w and see if you can date it somehow maybe? Also how about one with graffiti on it from United House supporters? I think they will work & appreciate the effort. In the article I will write something to the effect that Tojo, innovative Japanese, was the first to conceive combining bookstores with coffeehouses.--Sir Shandon GUN.png (Talk) (Trophy Room) 15:11, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
Shouldn't that be tea houses? Woo! I was helpful! /me runs to get diary. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:26, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
I'm going home today, and I will get these done there, I'll get there in 2 days :( sorry it's taking so long. I really want to help, and am trying my best. Anyways, what date should I use for the image? I thought of 'signing' it on the upper part, like The first Tojo book store, circa ---- AD, or whatever. And for another one, what do you mean? Another building? One with United House graffiti and stuff? Easy to shop, hard to find another building! That one was a temple somewhere! But anyways, should we pay any attention to Modusoperandick? INPUT! Black N white ftw. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 16:12, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
Tea house = good idea. Don't kill yourself over these, it may be that no one else will find the idea funny.--Sir Shandon GUN.png (Talk) (Trophy Room) 23:19, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
B&W would be best for the pics, methinks. Maybe try the logo mixed with the rising sun flag, too (though that may end up too "busy"). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:06, 28 June 2007 (UTC)


How do you think I can expand on my HowTo: on the VFH? I'm open to suggestions. I really like this article & would appreciate suggestions.
Premier Tom Mayfair01:29, 28 June 2007

A cornucopia of thanks![edit]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:28, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Topic Name[edit]

RAHB 06:36, 29 June 2007 (UTC)


Sorry, but I can not complete the image(s) for you anytime soon. My Harddrive was destroyed baleeting EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! I have learned my lesson, GOD, lighter + hairspray = BAD... actually, it got fried in a power fluctuation thingy. I LOST ALL MY WORK! and data, and logs, and images, and etc. :'( sry... DAMN YOU ASIAN PEOPLE FOR SELLING ME SOMETHING THAT HAS A POSSIBILITY OF BEING DESTROYED! .... really sorry. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 21:26, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Mucho, mucho, cootchie cootchie![edit]