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Woohoo![edit]

Penises. I love sexy things. Just not boobs. I hate those. And vaginas.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 22:53, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

You hate boobs? You're weird. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:55, 16 April 2010
Inorite. Maybe he's one of them there queeros. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 22:56, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
Did someone say wenis? Did you know it's impossible to lick your own? —Pelozurian (talk) 23:04, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I knew that. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:06, 16 April 2010
Well I didn't. You must be one of them "edumacated" types. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:10, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
I know. I tried it. Thrice.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 23:11, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
You poor guy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:15, 16 April 2010
Are you sure that wasn't your penis? —Pelozurian (talk) 23:21, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

Er...[edit]

IC has no leader, and you're full of awesome and have an extensive history there, so...would you like to lead it? Why's too much of a lazy arse. No, I didn't just say that. In fact, the last word of this message was "it". Honest.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 05:51, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. I probably would accept the position in question, if not for the fact that the largest portion of the next couple of months will be consumed by real-life stuff. I'm sorry to say this, but my presence here will be too sporadic for me to be of any major use. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 08:52, 18 April 2010
"Why's too much of a lazy arse." There, I said it. (Hope it goes well, Socky). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:14, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

Emo Thanks[edit]

Thanks for your vote to hoist the Giant Jew Band by pulley and crane up to the front page. They played until dawn! Al des chain 21 4
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You made an emo girl happy!

Because of your vote you gave, you have earned a kiss from that happy emo girl, as well as being spared from an mean emo's wrath.Iwillkillyou333 is also happy he made this nice, depressed template as a nice thank you.

Now go get that emo girl's number, and take her to watch a warehouse fire. Fun, isn't it?

--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:28, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks![edit]

A non-public question[edit]

I really want to ask you a question related to Uncyclopedia, but don't want to post it publicly. As you don't have an email address associated with your user account, would you mind emailing me at http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:EmailUser/Why_do_I_need_to_provide_this%3F so I can ask you something privately? Thanks. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:34, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

We can talk privately in IRC, if you'd like. Perhaps that's more convenient. Are you familiar with using IRC? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:55, 24 April 2010
I think I've only used it to report problems, and haven't used it in a few months, but if we can do it privately that would be fine. I will be available anytime between about 18:00 Monday to 6:00 Tuesday UTC, so let me know when would work for you. (Also if you could post a time on my talk page that would be great--that way absentminded me won't forget). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:27, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
Saw your note--I'm on IRC right now. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:12, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

Vote now for Colonisation[edit]

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

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Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Addendum
Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote.
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Thanks for your support[edit]

ArkhamBatman.jpg Arkham Asylum thanks you for your generous support. Because of donations from dedicated Gotham City citizens like you, we can afford to keep
Bruce Wayne
safe from himself for another six months.
He was also chosen as our
Featured inmate patient
for April 24, 2010!
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I've seen that image somewhere before, but where... Oh wait, I remember! I potatochopped it! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:14, 28 April 2010
I love the image as it completely fits the article. I'm curious, though; what did you do to it? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:07, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
I made this image a bit darker, changed the text so it said "B. Wayne" and put the head from this image onto the body, which I had decapitated a while earlier. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:18, 8 May 2010
Excellent. I didn't know you did so much work on this. If you can come up with a funny caption, maybe this could go on VFP? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:15, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe, but I'm only coming up with meagerly funny captions like Yes, the "hero" you've been worshipping is a freakin' nutcase. You never noticed? Well, how very fucking intelligent of you. You got any good ones? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:25, 8 May 2010
I thought of maybe something from the article, but I don't know if any of that would work out of context. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:32, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I nominated it. We'll see how things turn out, I guess. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:18, 11 May 2010

Do you have a facebook?[edit]

Add me. I've always been wondering what your name is. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 21:07, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, I don't have a facebook. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:51, 28 April 2010
Make one right now. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 21:53, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
How? And more importantly, why? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:55, 28 April 2010
Thanks for letting the ghosts romp on the front page, Svenguisvardddhuczik, very appreciate. Hauntingly, Al sans ghost chains 22:49 30 4
Because I want to know your real name. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:04, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
No you don't. My real name sucks. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:11, 28 April 2010
Let me guess. "Cousin Cleatus McWilly"? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:16, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
Socky's Belgian, so he probably has some dumb French name like...Pierre. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:24, 28 April 2010 (UTC)
He's Flemish, so it would be Jan ter kakerlaken or Joost van der Gek. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 22:30, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
By all means, keep on guessing. Here's a hint: you can't pronounce it in English. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:41, 28 April 2010
Jean D'Ark? Charles Du Suqpuppé? Nicolas L'Unregistrée? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:58, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not French, dammit! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:09, 28 April 2010
Adolf Van Der Fart? Haamenørieloon Van Der Mienapasoker? John? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:21, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
Nope. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:32, 28 April 2010

Skypeee[edit]

Hey! You should get on Skype and hang out with all us cool folks. Yeah. Okay. Well. Okay. So. Yeah. Hang out with us. And stuff. Love, User:Ethine/sig

I'd love to do that, only... I don't have Skype! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 04:45, 30 April 2010
http://www.skype.com/downloads Buuutttttttt, if you're all shy and junk about talkin' in front of people, lurkin' is totally cool. Love, User:Ethine/sig

Did you create a Skype, Socky? Cause you need to. I'm on it quite often. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 10:03, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

I might, but I haven't had the time so far. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:54, 4 May 2010

Some kind of template reward thingy[edit]

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Bless

You're welcome, Puppy ;) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:05, 1 May 2010

Thanks![edit]

Mecca Vice will skip your home[edit]

"Much thanks!"

--Funnybony

 
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Thanks![edit]

StrikerGoreaward.jpg Striker2117 and
Al Gore
thank you for your vote!

Without you, their theorem
could not have been featured.

--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 00:10, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Ban Patrol javascript?[edit]

Is there any that I can auto-add people with? If so, give. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:08, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

It's at Special:Preferences (see Gadgets). Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:12, 13 May 2010
BLOODY HELL! This is new! When'd this get added? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:14, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
A couple months ago, I think. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:15, 13 May 2010
Well damn... I wish someone would have told me about it. And my head hurts. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:22, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
Well... I think it all happened during one of those periods during which you were largely absent. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:27, 13 May 2010
Well... They shouldn't be adding things to something that isn't broken. And you trying to say something? Do I have to kick your ass? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:29, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
Are you talking about Wikipedia's new skin? What? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:32, 13 May 2010
I guess. I don't even know anymore. My head is just throbbing. Got any muscle relaxers for my back? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:38, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I got something that might help you. You want it? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:44, 13 May 2010

A day in Uncyclopedic history - Christian Bale has been featured![edit]

ChristianBaleAward.jpg Matfen
thanks you
for your vote!

His article could not have been featured without you...

Thank you brother, although like Paizuri, you'll notice the next pack of fucking M&M's you eat will only be half full. Mwahahaha... --Matfen 12:25, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOO! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:26, 15 May 2010

Piss warm sand[edit]

Thanks for your vote on Warm piss Sandstorm, appreciated. Your love of the warm, the piss, and the sand helped to push the pages to new heights of pissin' in the sandstorm. Next time you have a beer, think of the piss contained within and send me a bill. And really, appreciated. Al des chains 16:11 21 5 MMX

Mobile Uncyc[edit]

Is there any chance that you can talk to the almighty queen sophia about making a mobi or m (Mobile) site for uncyc? I mean, wikipedia has one (this was posted by the user formerly known as DarkArcher 25. I'm too lazy to recovery my PW because my computer crashed) 98.110.157.174 19:32, May 22, 2010 (UTC)

Well, it's probably possible, but if anyone would want to go through all the trouble of creating it is another issue entirely. Perhaps you can make a forum topic about it to see if there's a lot of other people who'd want a mobile version of Uncyclopedia. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:43, 22 May 2010
It might be easier than you think (http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Google-to-Shrink-Websites-for-Mobile-Viewing) 98.110.157.174 03:06, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
Apparently it is, but since everyone can do that already, it defeats the purpose of creating a separate mobile Uncyclopedia website. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 08:52, 23 May 2010
there is a Uncyc app, but it's 'a bit slow and sluggish'
If that's the case, you should probably be complaining about it to Sannse. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 08:29, 6 June 2010

"Parting is such sweet sorrow." said the Red Sea.[edit]

Black Moses.jpg Striker2117 and
Black Moses
thank you for your vote!

Without you, the
Red Sea Parting Method
could not have been featured.

--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 02:35, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Really?[edit]

I just thought it was supposed to look pretty. Oh well, to late now, I suppose. It's still pretty funny.mrthejazz

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(please talk to me i'm lonely.) 03:50, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

Though in your defense, the other entries are not exactly legitimate entries either. Maybe you'll be lucky and the judges will forget about that rule. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:54, 24 May 2010
Hyperbole's is pretty legitimate, I'd say. Raccoons are his! Mine has charm, and I'm going to finish it anyway. I posted a message so they already know. I'll let them figure it out.mrthejazz
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(please talk to me i'm lonely.) 03:55, May 24, 2010 (UTC)
What rule are you hoping the judges forget? JUDGE WHY??? 05:39, May 24, 2010 (UTC)
You know, that rule. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 05:43, 24 May 2010

PLS judging[edit]

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognizant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognizant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 12:57 May 24 2010

Portals and stuff[edit]

Due to my dramatic leaving the of the wiki, I transfer control of Portal:Games/Video Games, Portal:Games/Sonic, Portal:Games/Mario, and Portal:Science/Pregnancy to you, to control, modify, or delegate/transfer the "ownership" therefore however you see fit. I also transfer control of my userspaces to you. The SSGP is at User:Mnbvcxz/Art. A listing of pages is here, except for the pages in, it should contain most of my userspace stuff. --Mn-z

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05:44, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sorry to hear you're leaving, Mn-z. I wish you all the best and hope this BUTT POOP!!!! business hasn't upset you too much. I'll try to maintain your pages as well as I can. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:49, 26 May 2010

Voidism feature[edit]

The Void is thankful. And 'thankful void' is the best kind. Cheers!--Funnybony

 
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Infinite thanks from the void.

Goa Tse Clan needs your help![edit]

When PLS judging is finished, can you help us on the Fnord rewrite? 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 01:50, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

I could give it a try, but I'm not really sure how it should be improved. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:55, 29 May 2010
OK, SOAUU, first of all, it's unfinished as you just said. Then I'll put it in final form and call it PLS-nominated article, rather than PLS award-winning. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 12:36, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Goth (game)[edit]

Hello!

I'm the translator of Goth (game). My english is not so good. Is there anybody to proofread please? I have several questions in the talk page.

Thanks!

Ftiercel 05:41, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Maybe someone from the Proofreading Service can help you. Happytimes seems to be around a lot, maybe you can ask him on his talkpage if he'd want to proofread your article. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 09:38, 29 May 2010
OK Ftiercel 09:33, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

The Cake is a lie[edit]

Is indeed an undeniable fact. Good category! O_O ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:04, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

Yup. I think that category needs more images. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:08, 1 June 2010

Quit welcoming people[edit]

You're not the only one trying to get another few thousand edits. And you aren't the only one with this in your welcome template. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 04:45, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

Fuck you. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 04:47, 2 June 2010

Narrated articles[edit]

Hi Socky; Dexter, I hope you are tuning in. I was surprised to see the most recent UnNews Audio in Dexter's new Category:Spoken articles, and presumably not in Category:UnNewsAudio, the established category to find UnNewses with audio renditions. The latter category is used by a lot of UnNews "tools" (even though most of them don't work right). This was caused by changing {{UnNewsAudio}} to piggyback on {{Listen}} and I have just rolled it back. Separately, I edited {{Listen}} last night to make it enroll pages in Category:Spoken articles--but this isn't working. Spıke ¬ 13:40 4-Jun-10

PS--Thanks for the fix just now. Can you tell me what I did wrong in {{Listen}} such that The Rescuers doesn't appear in Category:Spoken articles? Spıke ¬ 15:09 4-Jun-10

Well, the problem was that {{UnNewsAudio}} used {{Listen}}. When you put the "Spoken articles" category into {{Listen}}, the category was included on {{UnNewsAudio}} and from there it could spread to UnNews articles on which {{UnNewsAudio}} was transcluded. Substituting {{Listen}} and removing the includeonly Category:Spoken articles part solved the problem. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:15, 4 June 2010
If the category isn't yet showing on articles where {{Listen}} is transcluded, it's just a matter of purging. It may take some time for the category to update though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:21, 4 June 2010
If that doesn't work, try editing the article. I tried it with Pacman and it seems to have worked. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:27, 4 June 2010

Purging didn't work. And The Rescuers is locked against editing (wisely, to thwart TinkyWinkyIsGay et al). Zim had put the template in for me. Spıke ¬ 15:34 4-Jun-10

Well, try waiting a day and if the category still isn't updated, I guess we'll just have to edit all those articles. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:36, 4 June 2010

Puritan Poetical Thanks[edit]

Uncyclopedia is not the worst[edit]

The PLS thing is so bullshit. I didn't win, so what should I do? Finish up the Fnord article I was working on? Or send the Goa Tse Clan to murder EMC? 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 07:13, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Get over it and grow a pair.
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Well, both are nice suggestions. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 09:33, 9 June 2010
Well, can you get an admin to unlock it so I can edit? 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 10:47, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
You should definitely finish it, I really liked the concept you had going.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 02:47 (UTC)

This may seem like a daft question[edit]

But do you have a script to auto-add people and IPs to Ban Patrol? From Recent Changes it seems very script-like and methodical, or you may have some sort of robotic precision for these things.

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Jun 9, 16:06

It's available at Special:Preferences:Gadgets#Maintenance gadgets. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:16, 9 June 2010
Ahh thanks!. Back in maaah day, we 'ad to use javascript cobbled together from ol' bits o' coal and scraps 'o metal! Kids these days wi' their fanceh 'preferences' 'an shit. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner)
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Jun 9, 16:20

UnNews:You got laid[edit]

What a lot of work trying to make I.P.Anon's contribution passable! However, in my opinion, you didn't. It's ready for QVFD. Spıke ¬ 17:47 12-Jun-10

I thought it was a nice idea. Its conciseness is what makes it so appealing. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:52, 12 June 2010

I should have said this. . .[edit]

. . .a long time ago. What a great Science Fiction template you created! It covers the field from Asimov to Zelanzy. If templates had a heaven to go to when they died, this template has a spot reserved for it. If I could snuggle up to a template, sci fi would feel my warmth. Nice work! Aleister 2:17 14 6 MMX

Thanks a bunch, Aleister. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 09:19, 14 June 2010

Embedding Question[edit]

Hey, Socky. Would you know how to embed a video to an article on this site, that is not a youtube video? I want to embed this http://embed.break.com/NTI4Mjc2 but can't seem to find a way to do so. --ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 13:19, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Well, if it's not from youtube, I don't think it can be embedded on the site. I've seen videos being uploaded on other wikis, but I'm not sure if that's possible with Uncyclopedia. However, I'd be honestly surprised if you can't find the same video on youtube somewhere. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:36, 15 June 2010
I've looked on youtube, seems to be one MTV hammers down on not allowing it to be there --ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 13:48, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I guess it can't be helped in that case. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:00, 15 June 2010

No dot needed[edit]

You have eyes like a hawk. Aleister 10:10 16 6 MMX

I certainly do. That's why I wear glasses. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:20, 16 June 2010
That would be a good article or UnNews, "Paul McCartney To Provide Predatory Birds With Glasses", as McCartney marries someone who's goal in life is to help predatory birds. Aleister 10:27 16 6 MMX
That's a nice idea. The only problem I see with it is that Paul is dead. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:51, 16 June 2010

It continues[edit]

Check out the latest change made to Sania Mirza: A Riposte. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:20, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

And this time the response was added to the page itself. The noobiness knows no bounds. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:48, 16 June 2010

My UnNews article[edit]

Thanks! PersonalEditor6003 t e 23:39, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:47, 16 June 2010

Request to POTR[edit]

My query to PuppyOnTheRadio is now moot. In fact, worse than moot; the problem I observed was caused solely by my looking in the wrong place. But why did you revert me? Spıke ¬ 00:00 17-Jun-10

I reverted you? Where? When? Um... It probably happened by accident. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:02, 17 June 2010
Oh yes, I see now. It seems to have happened during that whole blanking spree reverting just now. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:04, 17 June 2010

OK. Again, let it be; my original request was in error. Spıke ¬ 00:07 17-Jun-10

All right. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:09, 17 June 2010

Do you ever get the feeling people are talking about you behind your back? Oh, and SPIKE, after hours of looking into your problem, trying a myriad of solutions and permutations, I've realised the answer is that you stuffed up.

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Thursday, 01:34, Jun 17 2010 UTC

Yes, I'm constantly haunted by such a feeling. Not sure why though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 06:34, 17 June 2010

Yeah.[edit]

Fail = Fail

Whatever. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 07:16, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Whatever. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 07:30, 17 June 2010
Thanks for reverting the vandalism on my userpage earlier, by the way. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 07:57, 17 June 2010
Lulwut? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 08:04, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah that. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 08:07, 17 June 2010

Award thingy[edit]


Actually, 150 edits. And thanks for the ninjastars! ;) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:39, 17 June 2010

Commence lazily conceived VFH thanking[edit]

THANK YOU for voting on Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! You are the BEST! I will kill you. What? I didn't say anything.mrthejazz

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