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RAEP

--Mn-z

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16:40, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:54, 9 September 2009

A quick question

Hey Socky, I was just wandering around on recent changes and doing some reverting and I decided to ask you something which has been bothering me for a while. When I revert an article, is there a reason why I get this edit summary: Undid revision 4096985 by 128.109.70.90 (talk), while other users get one like this: (Reverted edit(s) of 98.100.219.130 (talk) to last version by MadMax). I'm just curious as to whether I'm either reverting incorrectly or whether there is something specific I need to do to change the message. It isn't essential to my wellbeing or anything.... honest. Thanks muchly. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:13, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Don't worry. You're reverting correctly. "Reverted edit(s) of ..." is the common edit summary when using "rollback", which is basically just a faster way of reverting than the regular undoing. You don't have that option because you only have autoconfirmed user rights. To enable the rollback function, you need to ask an admin to do it for you. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:11, 9 September 2009
Cheers, I'm now going to go and bother TKF or UU. Pray for me. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:13, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Good luck. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:15, 9 September 2009

Thank you from the trainyards

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<span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>

I win.

“History is a lie agreed upon.”

Oscar Wilde also said, "The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one." But you know, it wouldn't have mattered if there were a feature yesterday (which there wasn't, I remind you), because there wasn't a feature on the same day in 2008 so Template:FFA/include simply went back a day. --C:\syndrome\_ 02:25, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

I congratulate you on your glorious victory. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:19, 10 September 2009
Worship me. --C:\syndrome\_ 22:01, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
When you've achieved world domination, maybe. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:06, 11 September 2009

Thanks for fixing Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Awful comedian demands third Bush term

I was just checking it to see what I did wrong with the formatting, and you already fixed it. Cool. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:51, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

I'm glad I could help. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:53, 10 September 2009

hey

For The Durability of Kelly's Indirect Immunoperoxidase Test Paper should I change it to something like "Here are the results of my extensive analysis, after setting it on fire: [image of paper burning] It appears the paper is not fire-proof, and it wasn't semen-proof either, and the original text has become completely unreadable. Interestingly enough though, semen isn't flammable. We had a good laugh over it. --Docile hippopotamus 07:07, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

I'd prefer to keep it the way it is. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:56, 11 September 2009

Attention Colonizers!

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed Sockpuppet of an unregistered user. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:21, 11 Sep

We're done fornicating procrastinating? Hooray! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:57, 11 September 2009

Thanks Socky!

Godzillainjapan.jpg STOMPING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF YOUR SOCIETY

Seriously though, where would you be without me? Would drama ever be the same again? It's so very simple. The great monster rises from the water and pauses dramatically while shimmering in the moonlight. He slowly looks into the camera and utters a deep resonating scream that encompasses all our deepest fears. Spotlights search the dark horizon to find his massive hulk of reptilian glory a mere kilometer from the heart of the great industrial city. Slowly, the great beast steps onto dry land and his rein of terror begins. Buildings crumble before him as he appears to be endlessly searching for something. Something to appease unknown demonic desires as yet to be defined. Of course, it's really just an act. The confused searching thing gets em' all nervous, that's for sure. The bottom line is simple. Please don't use atomic weapons, OK? Your vote for Godzilla vs. Vaginus is a step in the right direction and hopefully some measure of your mammalian guilt will be relieved. Thank you so much. ;-) xxx Gojira

Some IP made a smartass comment on the talk page and that's the first E-mail I got. I had no idea it was even on VFH and I had a real labrador confused moment there before seeing what's been up lately. I'll be around more often this winter which is just around the bend. Thanks for the gumball Popeye!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  20:23, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

I'm glad that vagina made it to the front page. I'll look forward to seeing you around more. Cheers! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:56, 11 September 2009

Thanks!

Re: Barack Obama's Teleprompter

Thanks for the clarification. --JeNeSaisPas 18:01, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:06, 12 September 2009

Possible Software Glitch

Whenever I roam around Uncyclopedia, and I am not logged in, I click an external link and it looks like this:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special:Outbound&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fhl%3Den%26amp%3Bq%3DScientific%2BTreatise%2Bon%2Bthe%2BEssential%2BPremise%2Bof%2BLaziness%2B%26amp%3BbtnG%3DGoogle%2BSearch%26amp%3Baq%3Df%26amp%3Boq%3D

From: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Laziness

Note the following from the first link above:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special:Outbound&u=

Here is the same link again, only I have logged in:

[1]

See how different they are

Is this a software glitch?

Stfu teller.gifThe Dark Archer was Here-Send a Falcon Whoops.gif 00:41, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea what could be causing that. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:47, 13 September 2009
If I had to guess, it might be too long.Too long, and its a link to search results. --Mn-z 22:00, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
I'm not any kind of computer expert. But it looks like those links are actually the same, except one time it's rendering it the way you would actually type it in and the other as the code. For example, go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben & Jerry's and it will appear (on most browsers) as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_%26_Jerry%27s. Speaking of which, I'm going to go get some ice cream. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:52, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Same thing happens to short links, too. But the link works; you just have to wait a few seconds for the redirect when you're not logged in. I don't know why, might have to do with Wikia data mining, or more likely there's some code that needs to be tightened on their end. Maybe someone should bother Sannse about this, but personally I'm going to play this one by the book. --C:\syndrome\_ 05:21, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Turns out its a new feature. --Mn-z 04:40, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you from POOF

User:POTR/POOF <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 11:15, 13/09/2009

A miserable thanks

User:MacMania/LesMiz

Thank you for supporting! (In case you need a translation, here's one, although I have the suspicion that you would not need one.) http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[20:59 14 Sep 2009]

I'm glad I had the opportunity of reading it. (And yes, you are correct.) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 04:31, 15 September 2009

W00t!

User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Thanks2 Yay! Go me! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:26, 15 September 2009

...Did you just thank yourself? --C:\syndrome\_ 20:47, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
And I've only made two thanksplates up until now. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:50, 15 September 2009
Maybe if one of your articles got featured, you'd have more occasions to thank people. OH WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ARTICLES --C:\syndrome\_ 20:59, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Correct. Well, not any featured articles. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:00, 15 September 2009
No, seriously. I'll give you five seconds to name an article you're written. Too late! Anyway, congrats on your award, and if it's any consolation, I've only made one thanksplate. --C:\syndrome\_ 21:05, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
That is indeed a consolidation. Thank you. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:12, 15 September 2009

Socky

In regards to the Africa revision, the original joke was to have a picture of a plate piled high with food. I think it would be better if we scrapped the fruit plate and plate with crumbs, as the first one was the wittiest, I thought.--Birch.jonathan 19:59, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Well, part of the original joke was while the caption mentioned "abundant food", there were only crumbs on the plate, the irony of this emphasizing how little it really was. Replacing that with a plate filled with fruit negates that part of the joke. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:03, 15 September 2009
No, the original picture was a plate of food, emphasizing that Colonial Africa did in fact have an abundance of resources. Technically, they should be the most powerful continent on the planet. But the joke is that even though they had all the materials, they still can't feed their own people. THAT's the joke. --Birch.jonathan 20:15, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm... Well, the current image has been used on the article for ages. Jordanus, who wrote the article, never reverted it. If you ask him what he thinks is best, I'll go along. What's not the point though, is what may or may not have been the original joke. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:23, 15 September 2009
Well it's not really a pressing issue, I just thought I'd bring it up. So I'll stop bothering you now :)--Birch.jonathan 19:32, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, okay. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:50, 16 September 2009
But I won't. You smell like pea soup! http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:56, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
Pea soup? But I never eat vegetables! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:59, 16 September 2009


Star Wars (2010)

User:MacMania/SW2010Top3

Thanks for the monthly Top 3 vote! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[20:49 16 Sep 2009]

Your welcome template

You know, the one that's black and yellow? Yeah. It's obnoxious and annoying. Therefore, continue putting it on new users' talk pages. Keep up the good work! -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 03:03, September 17, 2009 (UTC)


If it's making your eyes bleed, it's doing exactly what I had hoped. Thanks for the ninjastar! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:58, 17 September 2009

Thanks for adding image category

I'm going to have to learn to do that myself, so I'll start looking at categories. I'm uploading some images for Miley's Pedobear article. Hopefully they're what she's looking for. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:18, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

They look like nice, anyhow. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:22, 17 September 2009

Two in a row

Raiders-of-the-lost-ark-1.jpg Hey Look! It's only filled with happy sand guys!!
I swear to god, we're going to lose this war if Hitler keeps sending me on these ridiculous wild goose chases. We wasted a whole year running around Europe to look for the Spear of Destiny and all we found was a bunch of people who claimed to own it. We must have killed fifty people and all we have is a truck full of worthless, rusty spear heads and rotting wooden poles to show for it! Now it looks like we'll be spending 1942 finding out how many people have an Ark of the Covenant and collecting a pile of dusty, acacia wood furniture for the Fuhrer in the process. This is not why I became a Nazi. The bling with all the swastikas is nice but I look like Black Leather Jacket Dork when I'm standing here in this dark, musty craphole with the likes of Captain Doofus and Towel Head Priest Guy!

Wow, I'm going to be forced to write more crap! I always liked this one a lot. Thanks again Socky, you're a pal.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  12:31, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

No problem, mate. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:58, 18 September 2009

The Doctor

Alotofdoctors.png

All of the Doctor's incarnations thank you

for supporting the featured article on the Doctor.
Except the Twenty-first. He's busy filming.
The last we heard of him, he was trying to recruit Daleks for the British Army in the Great War. We all know how that'll turn out.
He's also being chased by rabid David Tennant fans trying to get him back to his previous incarnation.

That's brilliant, isn't it?

I say, would you like a jelly baby?

Thank you for supporting! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:34 19 Sep 2009]

NSFW

I put the NSFW template on Category:A wizard did it because of File:SurrealLesbians.png. --Docile hippopotamus 02:21, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Many, if not most, categories contain some incidental NSFW material. That tag should only go on categories if they are categories of NSFW material. I.e. categories in the pr0n database. --Mn-z 04:58, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
Agreed. For example, Category:Ninjastars contains this very talk page, which contains this image: Ca-silly-eyes.gif
Obviously, Category:Ninjastars shouldn't therefore be tagged NSFW. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 07:01, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
What those guys said. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 07:54, 19 September 2009
Also, Ec-silly-eyes.gif More Silly Eyes! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 07:57, 19 September 2009

Congratulations

On your wise decision to sign up and become a member of http://www.whoinventedfoxes.com/ Hope you'll be hearing ans sharing some good stupid stuff with us soon - your air guitar is in the post. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:21, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Was that fox drawn by Multiliteralist? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:56, 20 September 2009
It was indeed. Well spotted! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:00, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
Ah! I knew I recognized that image from somewhere. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:06, 20 September 2009

hmm

Does Midkiff Land seem like an Uncyclopedia In-Joke to you? Hmm....-Almost Sir Random Crap

It would seem that way. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:52, 20 September 2009
So I guess I should put the category in...I'm just thinking if Roman Dog Bird (the person who modified the IP drivel) would ban me for putting my name in there...-Almost Sir Random Crap
Well, there's a big chance it'll be reverted anyway. Not really worth risking a ban for. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:57, 20 September 2009
I'll just tell him if it was fine.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Hey, is it just me or are the articles on VFH all piece of shits?

I think you should consider nominating this. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 22:35, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

If you insist. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:06, 21 September 2009

F***ING HELL, ENOUGH PORN ALREADY!!

Seriously, wasn't this banned? This article has just been ruined edited by an idiot a genius.10:25, 09 21 10:25, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:06, 21 September 2009
Porn, apparently. --C:\syndrome\_ 15:37, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, I meant PORN, APPARENTLY!!!!! --C:\syndrome\_ 15:38, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Marble Thanks

Marble Madness.jpg John Smith would like to thank you!

For Helping him get through Marble Madness and defeat the evil bully, Benny Smith (no relation).

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:18 23 September 2009

We're maybe fucked

I just realized File:Crawhus.jpg might get us sued if the guy in it or someone who knows him finds it on our site. And they'll probably sue Modusoperandi for identity theft (we all know he loves the fuck out of that image).-Almost Sir Random Crap

There are lots of things here we could get sued for. We've already been threatened with legal action over John Scherer. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:06, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
don't forget IMMA FIRIN' MALAYSIA!!! The government hates us.-Almost Sir Random Crap
Alfred N. Steele is dead, so I don't think we have anything to worry about. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:42, 23 September 2009
Modus killed him?! Wow, talk about extreme fanboy-ism...-Almost Sir Random Crap
It strongly resembled the 1992 film Single White Female. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:03, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
No, more like John Lennon's death. You don't know a fanboy's about to kill you till the last nanosecond.-Almost Sir Random Crap
NO SINGLE WHITE FEMALE. Modus started stealing Alfred's wardrobe, and cutting his hair like him, and getting orthidonture to fuck up his teeth, and sleeping with his boyfriend, and just generally creeping the guy out. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:07, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
NO, JOHN LENNON! It was a Jewish fanboy who killed John Lennon, and Modus is apparently Jewish. Plus John Lennon fucking rocks.-Almost Sir Random Crap
Chapman didn't imitate John Lennon, though. Not in the least, to be honest. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:28, 23 September 2009
But still, John Lennon is made of win. I don't care what that Single White Female says.-Almost Sir Random Crap
Sounds like I should make a disambiguation page about this Single White Female movie. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:08, 23 September 2009
Done. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:40, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
Creepy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:50, 24 September 2009

This belongs on your talk page.

NorrisAndLesbians.gif Don't pretend that it doesn't. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:52, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

I completely agree. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:01, 24 September 2009

Thanks!

User:Necropaxx/VFHthanks10

Thanks again for the nom! Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:36, Sep 24

It was my pleasure, mon ami. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:42, 24 September 2009

my computer

its my pcs falut some of the words are spelled wrong it keeps scewing up eveytime i type. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 67.176.177.198 (talk • contribs)

Pic

I'll give you $100,000 if you can find a picture for the elusive Malaysian Raping Tree.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Tree porn.jpg
How about this one? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:12, 25 September 2009
Actually, the tree is supposed to stay on the ground and let the roots do the raping.-Almost Sir Random Crap
Meh. Humour doesn't require images to be consistent with the content. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:16, 25 September 2009
Well, anyway, there's a fucking annoying watermark-sig-border thing around the picture.-Almost Sir Random Crap
And suddenly, it's gone. As if by magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:27, 25 September 2009
Actually I suspect double magic. Thank you!-Almost Sir Random Crap
Or more accurately, fucking magic. You're welcome. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:31, 25 September 2009
No, m'boy, a package of magic is correct. My warm regards to you.-Almost Sir Random Crap.

Stop deleteing my stuff

I want my two articles back on dude Why are u delteing my stuff when its funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Buck9998 (talk • contribs)

It is not me who is deleting your articles. Check the deletion log. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:43, 27 September 2009
I deleted it. Because I... am a murderer. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:16, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
NOOO! Don't you say that! *runs away crying* FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 15:19 September 27 '09

Hei, quiet dleetin mah stuph u faggit! Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 15:27, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

And the NOOB said unto them "Deleteth not my stuffe, thou faggothe." And He saw that it was not good FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 15:33 September 27 '09
Stop talking about flutes! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:30, 27 September 2009

stop deleting my artciles u admin fag The preceding unsigned comment was added by Roman Dog Bird (talk • contribs)

Sign your posts, n00b! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:01, 28 September 2009

I don't have a sister

Just an older brother. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 01:59, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Well, tell me when you've decided to get a sister. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:06, 28 September 2009

IP

They see me trollin'....they hatin'....whatever the fuck comes after this retarded ve-rse! You did a good job assholing the IP. On an unrelated note, look at this picture of a square melon.--Bad Shroom 22:39, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

LOL. You should put a snail on that. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:40, 28 September 2009
You saw the snail picture on my userpage, didn't you? Why, you sneaky little quasi-admin!-Almost Sir Random Crap
Sneaky. Yes, I am sneaky. RAWR! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:45, 28 September 2009
First, you're a quasi-admin, then a snail-hentai obsessionist, now a sneaky dinosaur? What the fuck are you?!!-Almost Sir Random Crap
Luke, I am your FatherGod! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:49, 28 September 2009
God of what, snails and melons? Ha, Zeus would zap your ass in a second. -Almost Sir Random Crap
Snails and melons? No! No! Those are your attributes. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:58, 28 September 2009
On an unrelated note, Socky got called a quasi-admin! HAHA! Fucking loser! Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:00, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I know. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:06, 29 September 2009

Ban Patrol

I'd leave that message on 'Dillo's talkpage if I were you, he's not very likely to bother looking at ban patrol archives. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:40, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Probably not, I guess. I'll leave him a little note. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:48, 29 September 2009

A word from your new insect computer WotM

Thanks for the vote! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:09 1 Oct 2009]

Agh

Please tell me you agree with this. I mean, we can have Wikipedia themselves be our sponsor... -Almost Sir Random Crap

Well, sure. Who'd be crazy enough to sponsor us though? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:21, 3 October 2009
I don't know, anyone. We just need a sponsor. Maybe Conservap-wait, no fucking way. Then, what about Newgrounds or something? I don't know...-Almost Sir Random Crap
One more thing: care to help with Synesthesia? This si the kind of article that can be like the featured Turing Duck Test!-Almost Sir Random Crap
Looks like an interesting start. Not sure what you're aiming for exactly, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:11, 3 October 2009
I'm at a fork in the road for racism, torture, or scientific accent. Whatever seems best, you improve.-Almost Sir Random Crap
loltorture! FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 17:28 October 3 '09
Uh, did everyone die or something?-Almost Sir Random Crap
Yes. We are all corpses in a fantasy world of hollow ideals. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:12, 3 October 2009
So Uncyclopedia is full of corpses...no wonder this place is "dead"!......Bad pun, I know.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Noob Tanks

Voting thanks.jpg Why do I need to provide this?
My Mommy says always say
Thank You
for voting for Why?
as Noob of the Month
for September 2009.

Transformers Begins

On Uncyclopedia:Imperial_Colonization you voted for Transformers. As it says, "Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in." It's great you're going to participate! You can see ideas for the article and post your own at Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project. The article begins at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project. Thank you for agreeing to work on the article! --Imperial Colonization Fifth Undersecretary of Transformers. 01:58, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Wikipedia_of_the_Future

Wikipedia_of_the_Future I've started it. Big work-in-progress though.--Occono 20:31, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Looks very promising. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:33, 6 October 2009

PLS

Would I be disqualified from PLS if someone helped with User:Bad Shroom/The Air Flight Passenger's Guide to Purgatory? Also, which alternate namespace would fit for this article?-Almost Sir Random Crap

If you get help from someone on Uncyclopedia, for example by a Pee Review, yes that could disqualify you. Someone helping you writing it in real life (off the interwebs), probably won't disqualify you. As for the appropriate namespace for your article, while it's definitely "alternative", I really don't think we have a namespace other than mainspace that would fit the article. Maybe you could invent something like "UnDoom Scenarios", though I'm not sure that'll be accepted as an alternative namespace. You might want to ask Modus about that, since he's the guy who's running PLS and all. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:57, 10 October 2009

Inserting Embedded Flash Objects

Is it possible to 'borrow' an embedded Flash/Shockwave object on another website and use it on Uncyclopedia?

I created an article here based on this. It is great to look at and has a sufficient amount of blue, but needs pictures or animation...

Stfu teller.gifThe Dark Archer was Here-Send a Falcon Whoops.gif 19:38, October 11, 2009 (UTC)


Yeah, it's possible. Just use {{flash}}.
Like this: [email protected]@fullurl://www.zombo.com/welcomenew6.swf Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:23, 11 October 2009
I did that, but on the website, there is audio too. Will that work here?
I'm not sure. Just try it out. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:44, 11 October 2009
So how do you embed inserted flash objects? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:32, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
I have no idea. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:52, 12 October 2009

Star Wars

<openmessage>Calling all Star Wars fanboys! Help out the fabulous article Stormtrooper 147-B and get a cookie! Help a lot, and if it gets featured, you will get credit along with I!</closemessage>-Almost Sir Random Crap

Didn't you enter that for PLS? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:36, 13 October 2009
I removed it from that. Now please help. Also, that flash program is annoying and it's messing up the page.-Almost Sir Random Crap
But you forgot to strike it at UN:PLS. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:41, 13 October 2009
"Whatever", I will. Just help.-Almost Sir Random Crap
Well, I'll see if there's anything I can do. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:09, 13 October 2009

Um

I'm not trying to whore you, but could you help Stormtrooper 147-B like you said you would? This article is very important to me and I need to make it perfect. My creative multi-colored fumes can't do everything. Now Mark Twain's fumes, they'll get you far...-Almost Sir Random Crap

Yes. Yes I will. But could you remove it from Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, to prevent any misunderstandings. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:34, 14 October 2009
I did everything. I even made a redirect for the article. Now help or die from the helm of my sword! Ah, fiction books. So enchanting. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bad Shroom (talk • contribs)
I'll get to it tomorrow. I need some sleep right now. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:50, 14 October 2009

War with the Moon

I hope it isn't gauche for me to have dumped this section into his article just after Pee Reviewing it (and before receiving any feedback on the review)!

Do section heads here use all initial caps? On Wikipedia they don't. If so, I've been deviating from policy all over the place. Spıke ¬  12:32 17-Oct-09

I don't think there's any problem in this case. This is a wiki after all. You're free to choose between section headers with initial caps and headers without them. In this case I changed it, because the other headers used all initial caps. Just a matter of consistency. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:51, 17 October 2009
"Consistency is all I ask." "Give us this day our daily mask." --Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:04, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for...

Lateral thinking.GIF Lateral Thanking. Get it?

This was a much prettier template, but MSIE and Chrome suck.

Lateral thinking.GIF

<span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 03:59, 20/10/2009

Zen

Hello,

Can you please help me ? Ftiercel 05:15, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user's bee says

Sun bee cave.jpg Sun Bee thanks for voting for our extinct species which will be featured on 21 Oct. 2009. Because you voted for, you are entitled to one jar of Sun Bee brand hot virgin honey. If you can find us.

Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:50, October 20, 2009 (UTC)


Hippo

Walrus, of course as Tomas Edison never ate the unhuffable cheesecake of fluffy mongoose ninjas ,but instead killed the great hot dog and never saw rabbits again

Do you not see the mortal of this?--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 19:53, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Wot? WhatWhere are these moralsmortals you speak of? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 06:56, 22 October 2009

And now for something completely different

Love, User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig3 and WHERE brooklyn at??? 00:34, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the nice picture. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 06:51, 22 October 2009

Hi a query

Can one upload any image here or you require the copyright public domain etc crapMadnesspersonified 13:38, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

As long as it's neither a clear copyright violation nor gore/shock/hate/cyberbullying..etc. So yeah, you can upload almost any humorous image here. HOW comes??? 13:43, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
Yes. What he said. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:48, 24 October 2009

Thanks for your vote!

ToughUlrich.jpg
According to your ISP's records, you supported file sharing.

The Recording Industry Association of AmericaTM has notified the authorities of your unacceptable political views. Lars Ulrich will shortly visit your residence in our name to kick your teeth out.

In the meantime, thank you for voting.

--Andorin Kato 17:55, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Image:Chewing.GIF

So you think it's a deer? It might be a giraffe, but I don't know. You'll want to tag Cuy.GIF as well. It's been tagged as "Category:Rabbit images" but I asked a correspondent in Lima whether it is a rabbit or a cuy (guinea pig) and she only said, "It's a hybrid!!!" Spıke ¬  19:13 27-Oct-09

I think it's somekind of antelope, so "deer images" seemed like an appropriate category. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:17, 27 October 2009

Argumentum ad Wikipediam

I've been careful to describe the parts of this article that I've changed post-VFD. May I now just remove the annotations and the VFD and finish the article? or does that require a formal "Keep" result of the vote? Spıke ¬  21:07 28-Oct-09

Don't ever remove a VFD tag from an article until a vote is over. That could get you banned because it looks like you're trying to sabotage the vote. Don't even remove it then. Let a poopsmith do it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)
But yeah, you don't need the annotations. The vote is on the article, not on the particular revision that was nominated. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:44, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. Someone has removed VFD now, I've removed the annotations, and have requested contributions of photos via UN:VFD. Spıke ¬  22:42 28-Oct-09
Image provided. You're welcome. :) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:29, 29 October 2009

You, like, rock

Hey, thanks for so swiftly and skillfully fixing my boneheaded UnNews headline typo, and my even more boneheaded attempt to fix it.

You know, I opened your talk page to send you this message, and I noticed that there are like two or six million thank you posts for fixing boneheaded screw-ups like mine. I mean to say, you rock. I'd totally do you, if you were a girl. In fact, if I could afford it and you were on board with it, I'd totally get you a sex change and then do you. So Thanks. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 20:27, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm. A sex change, huh? Still though, if I had a sex change, I'd be a lesbian. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:34, 29 October 2009

Take this

Wikus.jpg Wikus van der Merwe thanks you for voting for BlueSpiritGuy as NotM. Because you did this he will not shoot you with his big fokken alien robot. As long as you leaves his cat food out.


Don't know Wikus? Go watch District 9 loser
--BlueSpiritGuy 08:50, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

ChiefjusticeDS.jpg Chief would like thank you for voting for him to be UotM for October

Thanks! It means a lot to me, which is quite depressing on it's own.

--ChiefjusticeDS 19:05, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

I did it

You and others abstained on Jamie Lynn Spears because you thought it should be expanded. I withdrew it from VFH and expanded it and made some improvements. I promised people I'd let you know when it was ready well it's back up on VFH! Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 07:43, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

I'll take a look. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:50, 3 November 2009

Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[13:51 3 Nov 2009]

Thanks!

Thanks

Thanks so much for voting me in as a Foolitzer. My ego is getting huge! Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:38, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Chocolating

This article on ICU reminded me of some other article, although this one is based on a South Park skit while that other one I can only assume is based upon insanity. But does it move you in any way? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:26, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

I don't know what to say. I wanted it to be funny, but it wasn't in the slightest. Oh well. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:33, 7 November 2009
I'm not saying your article needs ICU, I'm asking if you have any ideas for improving Chocolating or if you would rather it just get huffed along with its image. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:43, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Is there something wrong with my article? (I was talking about Chocolating earlier, you know.) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:06, 7 November 2009
No. Nothing. Nuh-uh. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:12, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
About Chocolating, I don't mind its existence. But the problem is that it's simply lacking in humour. There's nothing to laugh about. Well, I admit I haven't seen the South Park episode this relates to, or at least, I don't recall seeing it. Besides the humour, there's an issue with the believability. No reader is going to believe that girl ate dog shit for real, and even if they do, they're not going to care. This kinda destroys the article's purpose. Moreover, what's the article making fun of/parodying/satirizing? It doesn't seem to do much more than describe a distasteful event. Making things even more confusing is that "chocolating" is already a term for interracial sex. Also, it needs a link to Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches. And finally, it should be "embarrassed", so it sounds like "bare ass", you know. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:22, 7 November 2009

Thanks!

Thanks

User:GlobalTourniquet/SerlingThanks

Okay, you mangy colonists.

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:35, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

○ Fucking Sucks! That will be all. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:38, 11 November 2009

Pages

Would you mind improving these vandalized pages? The disney ones. The king who is a lion 00:06, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Wat? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:07, 12 November 2009
The Rescuers, The Land Before Time, The Lion King, ect. Sorry I'm not that fast The king who is a lion 00:22, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
On behalf of Socky, no. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
What is that supposed to mean and why? The king who is a lion 00:42, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Just to expand, I saw his Land Before Time work thingy. Could you do one with The Secret of NIMB? And I don't like this whole Jews aren't real thing. Not funny for me. Argee with the others on the offensive thing. Bad. The king who is a lion 00:45, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
I'm confused about what exactly you're referring to, but I believe my answer would be "Maybe." Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:58, 12 November 2009

Blame everything on the Jews

"Around 10 million copies sold, the Jews would have you believe!"

I like how you implied that the Jews aren't real people. I'd doll up this image into an award, but it's really nothing to be proud of, you bigoted Belgian. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Did I imply that? Maybe I'm subconsciously antisemitic. I hope not! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:59, 12 November 2009
"Subconsciously"? I'm referring to this edit. Maybe you're subconsciously antiseptic. Do you kill germs in your sleep? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:28, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
Hah! You fell for it! Non-Belgians are so easy to influence. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:32, 13 November 2009
Did I fall for it? Or... did you? Also, where did you find that image on My Neighbor Cthulhu? I've searched for it and apparently the original is taller, but I can't find one with quite that large. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:41, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
I found it through a lot of Google Image searching. I have no idea where I found it, but the way to find it is by not searching for "My Neighbor Cthulhu", but rather something like "My Neighbor Totoro blood". Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:48, 15 November 2009
Why would you do that? That's sick. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:50, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
Because I'm sick like that. Also, it renders high-resolution images. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:53, 15 November 2009
Sicko. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:55, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
Syndrome! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:58, 15 November 2009

I was going to upload this over the top of the other image... what do you think?

Mohammedlickingcockcensored.jpgPuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 

It looks... mysterious. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 04:39, 13 November 2009

Good call

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Worst_100_Things_to_Stick_your_Dick_in&diff=4220201&oldid=4220176

I still think it was funnier before, but that'll do nicely. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:25, 14 Nov

Yeah, thanks. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:31, 14 November 2009

Dude!

You just left IRC! Any chance you could pop back in? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 20:51, Nov 14

OMG! How could that happen! Yes, I'll try! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:52, 14 November 2009

Sorry I was late

As soon as I find the ninjastarwhatitsname template I'll stamp it here. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:35, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

No problem. Thanks in advance. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:37, 22 November 2009
In fact, I'll do something better:

~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:45, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

Cool. Thanks. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:46, 22 November 2009

Creating a redirect

How do I create a redirect? I checked the directions on Wikipedia, but because of certain[2] mild problems[3] I have[4], it makes no sense...

Stfu teller.gifThe Dark Archer was Here-Send a Falcon Whoops.gif 21:42, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Use "#REDIRECT[[TitleOfTheArticleYouWantToRedirect]]". Like this. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:45, 23 November 2009

Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers Thank

User:Miley Spears/Vote Jamie Lynn Spears Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 01:50, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Dude

That guy you were having an argument with before, or whatever, is a returning vandal. I did not ban him accidentaly because of the vandalism going on at the time, he was one of the people, or perhaps the ONLY person, causing vandalism at the time. I can't recall if it's the first thing he did, or if it was in reaction to being banned before by either me or someone else, but he made a page entitled "UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!" with the only content being a ".", like the pages he made about me with the oh-so-clever insults replacing the "Dog" portion of my name. I hate these kind of trolls who act like they aren't trolls and accuse the people who ban them or revert and report their shit of being ones. But, since I do tend to put rather violent or hateful summaries in when I ban them, well.........he made at least one point, I guess. But he's still a faggot, I'll stick by that statement forever. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 00:09, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

Dude, I already knew that. Of course I know of the "dot vandal". I started the discussion because I wanted to find out why he was vandalizing and maybe convince him that he should stop. He said it was because of some ban summary. Do I believe him? Maybe, but that's besides the point. I skimmed through some of the old logs and found some huffed "articles" by this guy (probably) and they were these typical one-line crapticles. So maybe he started the dot page spamming because he disliked you (and some other admins?) deleting his stuff and it escalated because of some comments/summaries from your side. Plausible, if not probable? But again, that's not the point. You obviously made the "Kill yourself!" comment during the whole Nigger Fucking Faggot event. The point I was trying to make on his talkpage is that your comment was probably as hateful as it was because of previous vandalism, partly his own vandalism but also and probably more prominently that of the Nigger Fucking Faggot vandal. But, does it really matter what actually happened? To me? No. The point is this; I was trying to make him stop vandalizing and perhaps do more constructive things with his life, and eventually, he agreed to that. Was the infinibanning really necessary? I'm not going to argue about bans. That's an admin issue. Is he gay? Considering he wasted days of his life spamming crap, by some definition, he's definitely gay. After typing all this out, do I really care about any of this? Hardly. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:31, 27 November 2009
The point is that Socky is a noob. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:01, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
Obviously. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:24, 27 November 2009

{VFD}

Thanks for removing {VFD} from those pages in my namespace, as I suppose they are accumulated. But the entire pages serve no purpose; one has been returned to mainspace and the other is abandoned. If you want to entirely erase them, I'd appreciate it. Spıke ¬  04:15 27-Nov-09 On the other hand, {VFD} was on The Wish Fish because it's being voted on!--are you closing the vote? PPS--Never mind, Andorin Kato has just put it back.

I added it back. Also, if you want the pages deleted, you can list them on QVFD. --Andorin Kato 04:26, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
Oops. My mistake. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 04:26, 27 November 2009

User talk:75.47.140.253

I want my talk page to stay blanked period. --75.47.143.205 13:08, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

He means a blanked period, whatever that is. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 18:20, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
Maybe this is what he means. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:26, 28 November 2009

Another kind of a header

Yes, the joke is that a scene in a play changes every time an actor enters or exits. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 18:20, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, okay. Expect a VFH nom in a couple minutes. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:24, 28 November 2009

Editing

"The move button is usually found between the history button and the watch button." Yeah, well, it isn't for me. No move button at all. Wild at Heart 01:59, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, yes. Only autoconfirmed users can move pages. This means you have to wait a couple more days before the move button will magically appear between the history button and the watch button. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:23, 28 November 2009

Shucks!

User:Necropaxx/VFHthanks11

Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 05:46, Nov 29 2009

I hate you

Every time I see your signature, I think there's a little fly flying around on my screen. But NO! Then I realize it's just that little magnemite image. And then I say things like "darn it" and "well if that don't beat all!" and then I bash my fist on the desk. Do you see what you've turned me into!? I was a PERSON before! -RAHB 00:31, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

Lol. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:42, 30 November 2009
If it helps, I hate you too. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:27, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks! It means a lot to me! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:42, 30 November 2009

Thanks!

User:Andorin Kato/ty3 --Andorin Kato 07:24, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

The girl on the cover

On your cover (your user page) it says you want to lick the nectar off of the girl's chest. Well I've studied that photo quite a bit (purely for research purposes) and I've yet to find any nectar. Is this something that can't bee seen, but only felt and tasted with the tongue? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:32, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

You're interested in bees aren't you. Well, the text is referring to the fact that she has bee wings. Bees collect nectar. It's currently not on her chest because I've already licked it clean. Yummy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:36, 1 December 2009
What, me like bees? Just because the first featured article I wrote here was Sun Bee, and the second was Archery which talked about bees, but my third HowTo:Be Homeless in America has nothing to do with bees--well, except it has "be" in the title, and in the article I talk a lot about A's, B's, and C's, and I did do some edits on bee-related articles, and made some articles bee-related, and did post a response to something about bee wings here and....no, I have no interest in bees whatsoever. (Actually, you're the first person here to point that out). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:52, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Also, you misspelled "be" as "bee" in your previous post. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:55, 1 December 2009
Hey, you're paying attention! Stop that! (Actually, I did that on purpose). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:02, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I know and see all, and suffer tremendously because of it. (Thought so, lulz.) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:09, 1 December 2009

Late voting

Also I noticed you're voting on "...of the month" stuff after the month's over (by Uncyclopedia's calendar, anyway). Do those votes count? Does voting continue until they change the page? Also do you know why somebody's code on your page is making it hard for me to edit (when I triy to type sometimes I have to wait for the computer screen to catch up with my typing, and the cursor keeps jumping around--I once saw this on someone's talk page, and it ended up being somebody's signature. And no, it's not because my computer's slow--it was cutting edge a year ago). And why is the sky blue? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:46, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Of course they count. The vote's not over till it's archived. I could nominate someone for UnScripts:Playwright of the Month now and if enough people vote for it, it can still count for this month. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:49, 1 December 2009
memememe! *cough* FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 13:25, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
You? Ah, yes, you did do that taxi driver unscript. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:29, 5 December 2009

Ahem..

For always being here, supporting useless causes; namely me. ;) User:Zana Dark/Templates/EGA Thanks

Thanks <insert name here> for promoting homelessness

User:Why do I need to provide this?/HTBHIA thanks

Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:31, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

You're Going Down Bitch!

You. Me. ATDB. Whenever that takes place. DOWN! hopefully.

Also, archive your freaking page already. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 03:19,3December,2009

I think I'll wait another 14 headers. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 04:51, 3 December 2009
Now you're just being a copycat. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:27, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
Indeed. I also like the number 100. It also gives me an excuse to postpone having to add all the awards to my awards page. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:55, 3 December 2009

Useless header 1

useless User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig2

Useless header 2

more useless User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig4

Useless header 3

most useless User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig8

All your headers are belong to me! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:40, 3 December 2009
Hey, you changed it, and made two of my headers subheaders! And on your own user page! That's not fair. God will get you for this! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:44, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
Indeed. This is my userpage. Thanks for pointing that out. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:47, 3 December 2009

Non-Useless Header

This is actually very important. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 20:57,3December,2009

ORLY? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:00, 3 December 2009

This header has The Answer

Here Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:02, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Cool. But why did you add that br to the article? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:08, 4 December 2009
That was a carryover. I first put the VFH template at the top of the article, and I was afraid it would end up overlapping the images on some people's monitors, so tried a break command. I thought it still might be a problem, so moved it to the bottom with the break command still attached. It's probably not needed. Also I had thought about nomming this for VFP, but that seems to be just one image. This is one of those things that doesn't really fit any category. It might fit VFP, but I'm not sure how to link it there. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:53, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
No problem either way. I like the page, but it's probably not getting featured in either voting system, and I can live with that. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:55, 4 December 2009
Sorry about the way the vote's going; I really like it--it's probably one of my favorite things here, especially the way that no matter what the scene, 42 appears. It's subtle, but deep, and I love the images you chose. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:58, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Well, I'm glad at least somebody likes it. Don't worry about the nomination, I don't mind the against votes. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:01, 4 December 2009
For the record, VFH isn't supposed to be a reflection of whether someone likes something. After refreshing it several times, I like the page too, even though you basically have to refresh it to fully get it. VFH is simply supposed to determine whether an article is fit for the front page. You can like a page and still vote against it on VFH; remember Are you talking to me? and how I voted against it? --Andorin Kato 03:04, Dec. 4, 2009 (UTC) 03:04, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I know, but a lot of other people don't seem to know that. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:08, 4 December 2009
Ditto. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:16, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

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If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

untelligent math

Hi mate. Thanks for reverting the ip edits of this for me. I have a feeling that I've ended up waving a red flag to IPs with this one. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 

No problem. It seems to happen quite often when featured articles aren't protected. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 05:31, 7 December 2009

Cheers!

UN:LEGAL
YOUR REGISTRATION WAS SUCCESSFUL
In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff.  23:06, December 6, 2009 (UTC)


Woohoo! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 05:32, 7 December 2009

Thanks a lot!

User:Rogpyvbc/H1N1 Sir Roger 00:41, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

H1N1! Woohoo! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 05:34, 7 December 2009

You're the bestest pal ever

User:DrStrange/Templates/Vortex Thanks for the nom spree. Vortex has gone a long way from the first review, that was basically someone screaming at me about VFD, to the front page. I appreciate the motivation. I guess I better fix Red Herring and get it into user space. A belated thanks for the Turkey on thanksgiving as well. I feel blessed.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  16:06, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

It was a great pleasure. You write good articles. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:17, 10 December 2009
Why thank you sir! I spent today addressing the issues brought up by the poo lit judges for Red Herring and released it into mainspace. Hopefully a weiner.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  19:22, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
I'm one step ahead of you. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:23, 11 December 2009

A Fast and Furious Thanks

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You are a gentleman and a scholar.

I would not have noticed that otherwise. User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Sig Punk 23:00, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

You are welcome. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:03, 11 December 2009

Newb Proposal

UN:LEGAL UN:LEGAL Legal Department
Has happily summoned you to review "The Proposal".
"Crede Quia Absurdum Est "

I, User:Happytimes, have been giving this new-fangled Unlegal department some of my best thoughts lately. Some things have come to mind... (Lawyers speak in third person right?) Ahem, ~H~ *CA* lack of organization, *CA* no legal dictionary set-up yet, *CA* lack of significant pay for ~H~. See summons if it be to please you.

Comrad

Malema Tired.jpg Thanks to your vote Julius Malema is one step closer to becoming President of South Africa. Nice going. What a wonderful thing democracy is. Now surrender your property to the government and move along. Nothing to see here. Except the featured article on 14 Dec 2009

--BlueSpiritGuy 10:33, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Hendrix, dear god in heaven kill the page, or maybe not

(Just looked at the page again and Roman Bird Dog is actually working on it. )With memories of the night you gave Buffy new life, for Jah's sake kill with a lethal injection the Jimi Hendrix page. I won't promise to work on it at length, I'm not that much of an expert on Hendrix and know less about him than I know about the joys of having sex with either Katie Holmes or Tiger Woods, but I will write at least a little, which is more than the entire page as it now exists can hope for in its wildest dreams. Take it out of its misery, and start a new page with a stub template and nothing else, and it will be an improvement, IMHO. Thanks, Aleister in Chains 02:59, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

black background...

...makes it a bit hard to read - what if you had a box-in-box for the main body of text? -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 14:38, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

I don't know. Would it still look as cool as it does now? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:43, 18 December 2009