User talk:Starnestommy

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Rules[edit]

  • 1. Please leave all new comments at the bottom.
  • 2. Please sign all comments so that I know who you are and when you made the comment.
  • 3. If you need help, don't be afraid to ask me or ask in the help forum or the Village Dump.
  • 4. Don't ask me to do administrative things. I am not an admin, but I can talk to some admins on IRC and have channel op permissions there. If you need an admin, either ask there or send a talk page message to someone on this page.
    • "Administrative things" include deleting and restoring pages, banning and unbanning people, protecting and unprotecting pages, and editing protected pages.
  • 5. If you would prefer to talk in real-time, I am almost always on IRC as lstarnes or sheep.
  • 6. Flaming is NOT tolerated on this page! Any and all flaming will be removed from this page.
  • 7. Avoid NSFW material, please.
  • 8. The above rules don't apply to admins, although this rule and all rules below do.
  • 9. If you ask me to vote on a VFH article, I will vote on it, but it'll either be a "for" vote if I like it enough, or an "against" if I dislike it, I dislike you, or you used a very rude method of informing me about it.
  • 10. If you plan to post a shocklink here, please put it here or here instead.
  • 11. Please send all spam (e.g. newspapers, random awards, viagra offers, bills, legal notices, cease and desist letters, etc.) to the mailbox.

--Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN)

Active discussions[edit]

Thanks for Voting![edit]

-- Hanyouman 15:24, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

THX[edit]

Jimi psychedelic.jpg Necropaxx loves Hippies and you do too.
PS: No physical contact, please, the smell will rub off.
Thanks for voting on Hippies on VFH.

Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:40, Jul 8

Thanks for the vote[edit]

Thanks again for voting on one of my articles;)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:00, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

Blech-wedding.jpg Rory would like to thank you for voting!
"That was a smart move, kid" he says implying that anything else would not be smart and may wind you up underneath a particularly heavy doll's house.
Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for on this!

SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 11:32 31 August 2008

Hi[edit]

Is this where I come to get adopted? If so, adopt me, I'm a noob (not a n00b, just a noob). --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Nepenthesmountain (talk • contribs)

why must my head be so bouncy??[edit]

O hai! u hellp me jes? 'dopt me 'dopt me? if not, my foot vs. your ass, weekdays @9, only on the _____ channel. --Yrhedasplode.egg 23:46, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

I'm sorry but I just don't have enough time or energy to devote to Uncyclopedia anymore. There are a few other active adopters around. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 17:49, Oct. 31, 2008
I think there are other more disturbing issues to be tackled in that guys posting--Sycamore (Talk) 17:50, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah[edit]

Merry Christmas[edit]

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Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk)

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS![edit]

Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:20, Dec 21

Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.[edit]

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/e3/Ignignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:46 Dec 21

Treat[edit]

Candycane.gif Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane!
o_O

Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit]

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 09:11, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Fuck Your Beliefs[edit]

Santa is watching you shower, <insert name here>

In gratitouille[edit]

In grongitude[edit]

Douche[edit]

--Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 00:17, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks![edit]

More Spam![edit]

It's another template![edit]

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Roadside map.jpg

Greetings From Four Corners!!
Thanks for sending us a copy of A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction. Look at us! We're in four states simultaneously! We're headed to Waco, Texas next and we'll be visiting The Branch Davidian Compound Site and The Dr Pepper Museum. I hear they used to call Dr Pepper "Waco" because you could only find the stuff within the city limits. They say it was originally sold in a drug store as a brain tonic! We'll send you another postcard when we get to Mammy's Cupboard for some biscuits and gravy!

Thanks for the gumball Stormy!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  15:23, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks![edit]

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:09, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks![edit]

User:Andorin Kato/ty3 --Andorin Kato 07:28, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks <insert name here> for promoting homelessness[edit]

User:Why do I need to provide this?/HTBHIA thanks

Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:36, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Statutory rape Pee Reviewed[edit]

I Pee Reviewed Statutory rape based on version 4140026 of 23:05, October 4, 2009. I hope this helps! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:39, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks a lot![edit]

User:Rogpyvbc/H1N1 Sir Roger 00:38, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

Well, I was going to use the "mail box"........[edit]

User:DrStrange/Templates/Vortex Then I saw all these people not giving a crap and dumping templates on THIS page, so like a sick little monkey I joined the lemmings.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  16:47, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Comrad[edit]

Malema Tired.jpg Thanks to your vote Julius Malema is one step closer to becoming President of South Africa. Nice going. What a wonderful thing democracy is. Now surrender your property to the government and move along. Nothing to see here. Except the featured article on 14 Dec 2009

--BlueSpiritGuy 10:35, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Survivor[edit]

If I survive the runoff, I'd like to ally with you. That's if I survive. What do you say? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 08:18 • Friday, 25-12-2009

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