User talk:Sycamore/Archive15

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All your truth are belong to me...

In the highlands

They would have taken a little virgin like you and sacrifice you on the shores of Loch Ness. ~ 17:36, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

... and arranged stadium style seating and charged for tickets.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  16 Jan 2010 ~ 21:19 (UTC)
....And serve rivers of beer to the audience. ~ 23:40, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
Wi' haggis-flavoured popcorn? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:41, Jan 18
We prefer to sacrafice the English, unlike sheep/human women virgins such as myself, although I've had the odd goat. The popcorn is not Haggis flavoured either, we're no where near close to perfecting the recipe - its just deep fried by someone who smells of Haggis and sweat.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:30, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, well, then it's a good job I quality as Swedish under current FIFA rules. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:20, Jan 20
I have no idea what that means, I assumne its gently insulting /me seagulls Euthymol in UU's eyes--Sycamore (Talk) 13:02, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
I just meant that, as I have a Swedish grandparent, I qualify as Swedish according to international football rules, thus couldn't be sacrificed for being English. Go Sweden! /me removes protective eyewear, farts in Syc's general direction. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:05, Jan 20
I see, don't take this the wrong way, but your farts smell like strawberrys...--Sycamore (Talk) 13:07, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost January several-days-agoth

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:41, Jan 18


What the fuck was that? FreddThe Redd 12:56 • Wednesday, 20-01-2010

I tried to leave the Island before an exam, but was drawn back into even pooer storylines involing time travel and 'Kate' romances. I will probabaly be coming to he end of my time in the village though, as I don't know how many more 'good' articles I can really do. When that time comes I'll have to be off.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:01, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
You're already 'off'. I for one would miss you if you disappeared completely. You could always make a career out of harassing noobs me...?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  21 Jan 2010 ~ 07:20 (UTC)
I have a couple more I've started want to finish, but after that I think it'll be done and dusted for me.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:21, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
Well fine then. See you at fucking Easter and Christmas; BLASPHEMER!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  23 Jan 2010 ~ 02:38 (UTC)
(Seriously though, stop in occasionally and say hi.) Happytimes.gif
Well I'll be about for the next while, so don't slit your wrists and gas your family just yet;)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:49, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 21th January 2009

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 17:39, Jan 21

Good job

I wanted to commend you for your clean-up of the Gordon Brown article. It's good but it was getting a little cluttered. --Ozymandiaz 13:37, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, I do my best:)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:49, January 26, 2010 (UTC)