User talk:Sycamore/Archive2

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I stole your talk page's virginity. lololololol! --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 14:16, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Groovy--Sycamore (Talk) 14:41, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

You seem to have classified a joke that you might not have gotten, as vandalism. My "Italy is the dumbest fucking country in the history of civilization" is not vandalism. Perhaps you're confusing this page with Wikipedia. :)--I am Jesus Christ. Do as I say or I will send you to the flames of hell where you will suffer and cry and anguish in unimaginable ways until the end of time. Still, you have the free choice to do as I say and everything will be fine. Except if you fuck up, in which case you will righteously suffer the aforementioned atrocities.

Bitch. 14:20, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Thats nice--Sycamore (Talk) 14:41, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:02, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Many thanks

For reviewing The Bunfight at the OK Corral - all really constructive stuff, which I will try and implement, along with a few more ideas I have. Please enjoy a cream tea with my thanks. Asahatter (annoy) 13:31, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

You're welcome;)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:32, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia questions

What is Uncyclopedia about? Does it have a topic? Or is it just random?--Vampyrum Spectrum08 13:40, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Well, the [idea is to parody] topics/concepts. Obviously our work tends to be anything but random - however some articles do have a great deal of slapstick to them and can be out and out daft. We do always aim to be funny rather than just stupid. Of course the site is incredibly diverse and this allows for a great deal of creativity in whatever field of satire you choose to write within. The main object is just to have fun within the grounds that you don't bring any harm to the articles/Users or the site.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:53, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Thanks and That

175 × 171px I, Orian57, hereby award you with this fancy crab-hat (modeled by this lovely 16 year old) as I deem you in some way exceptional, although don't take this personally, I'm not well.

It seems that while I was sleeping some random IP decided to blank my userpage, however seconds later Sir Sycamore came to the rescue and reverted the vandalism. Basically just thanks and that. Also don't think we've really spoken before, hi (and that). Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 14:48 25 June 2008

No Problem - and Hello:)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:52, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

My Bad.

I believe I forgot to thank you for your Pee Review you gave my story. It was pretty dang good. Thanks. I'm trying to fix it up, but I'll be gone this weekend, and won't have a chance until Monday or Tuesday. Unfortunately someone already VFH'd it before I got a chance to fix it up. Oh well. Sorry I forgot to thank you. You've given me a few ideas on how to make it better. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:07, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

I'm glad I could be of some help with it, it's quite a strange article:)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:04, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:44, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

A salute to your achievements!

Yup, I do like you Sycamore: you go about your stuff, do what you need to, and get on with the job of writing quality articles, doing good rewrites, and putting in some really decent reviews. For 25 of the latter, you get this:

Good job dude, keep it up! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:38, Jun 30

Thanks;)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:30, 1 July 2008 (UTC)


Dude could you please switch the sig up a bit? Every time we vote on the same nom I get frazzled. --THINKER 07:47, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm sorry i don't know what you mean, i've had a look at it, I can't myself see anything the matter - the very reason I changed to this one was becuse I thought it looked simple and inoffesive:(--Sycamore (Talk) 11:13, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

Jimi psychedelic.jpg Necropaxx loves Hippies and you do too.
PS: No physical contact, please, the smell will rub off.
Thanks for voting on Hippies on VFH.

Thanks for the vote turn-around. It really helped. Bye! Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:50, Jul 8

No problem, your article was really cool--Sycamore (Talk) 10:17, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Welcome to the Hall of Shame , master Sycamore

Make sure to add yourself! ~ 11:02, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Already have;) - time to party!--Sycamore (Talk) 11:05, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
/me gets the rohypnol ready.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Dont forget the laughing gas--Sycamore (Talk) 11:10, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Already taken care of. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
And the spiked Jaffa cakes? ~ 11:13, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Oh yeah, my whoring to new users has hit an all time low--Sycamore (Talk) 11:15, 9 July 2008 (UTC)


How do Sycamore - I'm looking through UN:PIC for things I may be able to do, and I thought your request might be achievable with my limited software - but I'd just like to clarify. When you say "advert-themed picture", do you mean you'd like it to look like an advert for Walpurgis Night? And if so, have you any preference for any wording on it? Are you looking for it to have a frame around it, possibly the old edges cracked, olde-worldey look, or what? Happy to give it a try, just want to know as much of what you're after as I can before I start. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:30, Jul 9

Mhaille knocked together the one at the top, and it kind of feels pretty close to being complete. I'm not too sure what could go in there now - Walpurgis Night - if you have an idea though I'll get in in there;)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:35, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Ah righty ho. I'll have a look through and see if anything springs to mind. Looks pretty good at first glance though. Guess I'll archive a few more requests then! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:43, Jul 9
Sorry there - oh check out Spang's user page its the funniest stuff i've seen in a while--Sycamore (Talk) 12:45, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:34, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Just Being a Newb

I really like making quotes, and I'm sorry. I won't add quotes anymore. Two to a page. I'll try to add more on articles. Again I apologize. --Teflongone001 20:08, 15 July 2008 (UTC)Teflongone001

no problem--Sycamore (Talk) 20:08, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Kill Bill

If you look again you will see that the unfunny quotes, etc. are in fact gone (thank you). I only reverted the deletion of the funny stuff. As for the formatting, I won't defend it, but it isn't terrible either. If you are going to delete whole sections, you should really discuss it on the discussion page first, that's what it's there for. Professor Fate 17:24, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the helpful advice--Sycamore (Talk) 20:54, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Pee Review

Hey Sycamore. Thanks for the pee! Sorry for not coming back to you earlier, was a bit busy. Anyways, I wanted to ask - you put some emphasis about the article being listy. Thing is, there's a very short three bulleted list in it. So what was the thing that irritated you about it? ~ 09:52, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

I think iritated would be too stong, i felt that the lists along with a lot of the formatting could do with some work - Its otherwise good stuff--Sycamore (Talk) 09:57, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
I agree with the formatting, but the thing is, there are no lists...there is just one three bullet section. Can you take a look again? ~ 10:00, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
I counted the the first section and the "So lets do quick checklist" section - I just didn't think they added much, although admittidly they are very short--Sycamore (Talk) 10:07, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
That's what his girlfriend keeps telling him. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Mordillo has a girlfriend? I thought he had his heart set on becoming a Rabbi--Sycamore (Talk) 10:50, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Think you misheard, at least I've never heard the expression "going at it like a Rabbi" before. But then who knows these things? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Rabbi Lovin' eh?--Sycamore (Talk) 11:08, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Rampant Rabbi. Oh, I have so got to write that article. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
And I have so got to read it when you've written it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:15, Jul 18
Wow I'm a rampant Scot, I'm past five thousand edits...--Sycamore (Talk) 11:23, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Actually, it's a fiancee. And a Rabbi can have a wife and a marvelous sex life, unlike the poor Catholic schmucks. ~ 11:35, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Another reason to convert...--Sycamore (Talk) 11:55, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:08, 20 July 2008 (UTC)


Syc, sorry if you felt that comment on Mickey's article was out of order (it kinda was) but I'm going to do a large pee review style review for each article, so please don't think I'm going to go in and just pick an article I glanced at briefly. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:20, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

The whole thread on the PLS page got a little silly - its important to realize what I'm getting at here is not so much that you had made up your mind prior to judgeing or that judges were actually in cahoots. What my point there was that the system in place leaves room for it to possibly occur very easlily and as Mordillo puts it leave a lot of room for "Drama". If I had actully thought you had indeed made a blatant arrangemt I would have taken it up with you, though I think that is not the case, as you have said. For me this is a side issuie to the one of judges taking part:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:27, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
I feel cahoots are just as likely between a judge and a random user than between 2 judges, if not even more. But the "reading articles before the competition starts" is a problem which is unavoidable, sorry. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:40, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:46, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Wow I have a biogrpahy, I must be famous--Sycamore (Talk) 16:58, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Hi... I thought the message of this site was clear, this site is meant to be offensive, but in a non-personal, general way... that inspires humor... Some people find it okay to paint Jesus in any offensive way, but then, relgioin is sometimes (most of the times) the most dearest thing to lot of people, how can you ban me for clearing rage promoting things, Trust me, I have been very open minded, and I appreciate humor in all its forms, but that, what I am editing and removing, is not humor. I am from Pakistan, see the page on Pakistan, its damn offensive, but its fucking hillarious, cause its offensive in a general way...

Don't let this place get ruined by hatred and personal bias.... Its meant to be humoros, without hate.

I will keep removing the Holy pic from the topic Vagina...

Firstly please sign you posts, secondly this image is not hateful, any actual political/Religios agenda would send me running - this image has nothing to do with the issuies that in out lives we may be faced with or any religious doctrine. I hope you may find ways to contribute to make the site better rather than making some point about a silly image:)--Sycamore (Talk) 19:49, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Bilal Ahmed

I was actually telling him to take a look at penis because we have a funny picture there too that is considered 'holy'. I thought I'd show him to get him used to whats on this website so he doesnt take the picture out later. --Allahgator 21:56, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Thats what it's all about--Sycamore (Talk) 21:59, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Thank you. And I am sorry for not posting with a signature, will take care in the future. I think, with this site, (in a weird way but truly) more tolerance can be generated in people. You know, how people can learn to make fun in an acceptable humrous way. But if you put someone's ..say, someone's mothers picture on board and start picking on that one person, that would be hateful. For example, faith... the person who has a certain faith, anyone, I respect them all, but with Faith, you know certain things to be true, that is your utmost truth... God, Devotion ... prayers, everything becomes part of his life, now, you can only generate hatered if you start to argue on irrelevant and personal things. We have seen how much relgious exploitation has caused trouble to this world, now we don't need any religoius wars on this website, now do we?. There will always be religious people in this world, and as human beings, as we should learn to co-exist in peace, that should be our priority, and I am not saying that there should be no humor, but c'mon, there is a limit, why would any one just come and post stuff relating to one religion in the most hateful way. in the most personal way. Why would anyone do that but only for the reason of his own hatered. I don't find any humor in that one, even if I was an atheist, I would feel for that relgious person who will suffer the hurt due to some hateful material. Please spread tollerance, not hatered. This is a wonderful site. I can ignore offensive things, but this much personal, like to my faith, it hurts. User:Bilal ahmed/sig