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It Can't Be

But it is. Purity. This cannot last. I must lower myself again to perform the deeds that must be done. I feel no shame. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:31, Dec 11

Noooo!--Sycamore (Talk) 15:38, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 11th December

MrN9001 21:14, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Nominating users for awards

How do I nominate users for awards?

--Docile hippopotamus 00:00, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

The larger monthly awards/ and some of the minor ones like ninja stars etc are linked to on this template which is on a few pages, (such as the bottom of full VFH). I've added it here for the sake of simplicity. Hope this helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:20, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
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PsychotypeD 22:31, 12 December 2008 (UTC) Hey I saw what happened on my Joker article, what was up with that? I mean hey I'm open for criticism and I'm willing to make changes if it'll make the article better, but I can't do anything unless I get some advice.

I'm not sure what article you mean, I saw you wokring on the article I tagged and thats coming on alright? - which one has the problem there:)--Sycamore (Talk) 22:36, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

PsychotypeD 22:43, 12 December 2008 (UTC) It's called the Joker (aka the unknown man), apparently some user called Jimmy or something said it sucked and really seemed to chew it out. If your not sure look on my user page, the article is there and look in it's discusion section.

Yeah I remember him, I would pay no attnetion to that sort of contribuiter, I left a snotty template anyway. That article looks pretty good to me, so don't you be worrying about that sort of thing. Have fun:)--Sycamore (Talk) 22:49, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

PsychotypeD 22:50, 12 December 2008 (UTC) Whew, thanks... yeah I figured he was a purist.

Yeah, he's the sort to ignore - and take you're time with your stuff. Remember theres always some real cool people about if theres anything up and you need help, keep it chilled:)--Sycamore (Talk) 22:57, 12 December 2008 (UTC)


hey, sry for deleting the whole universe page (it told me to at the top) i've put my bit in again but without deleting, hope tahts alright. any pointers? im new thanks

I did see that, I thought that might be thecase, but I tend to be a little cautious. I think it would be a great article to rewrite. The best to do it, and in your own time is to do the following: Create: User:The1993fiend/Universe, that means it's in your userspace and nobody can edit it without you wanting them to. From there copy the contents of the olde artcle over (You can start from scratch however) and rewrite it however you like. When you've done you can get it reviewed here: UN:PEE and make any adjustments. The all you have to do is copy your rewrite over the crappy old one:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:30, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

Why the ICU on my article?

It's nothing but the truth and not at all incoherent! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:53, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

I beg do differ my trusty sock, its wholly random and certainly does not conform to HTBFANJS. Better satrt stuff in userspace like so User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Saving the world. Hope this helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:56, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
Maybe it will help if I explain the truth about what this article says: The start of the article essentially claims that "being special" is a disease. A relevant portion of the people that want to save the world are quite smart, so if they realize that there's something inherently wrong with humans and that it's possible to change the human genome with viruses, why not make humans better using viruses? And what would be better than a world full of beautiful (and smart at the same time) lesbians? And if research proves that almost God-like powers are possible if you just have the right DNA-code for it, why not make it so? Ofcourse I'm toying a bit with reality here, but I think the article is truthful and coherent enough. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:12, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

hi crazy4readingthis

thanks for the welcome i hope you like the small modifacation to the FEAR page and as a Puerto Rican i messed with that page as well after i read the N00b material.

Cool, have fun:) Also sign your bloody posts with four ~~~~!;)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:01, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Now you're talking about signatures, why does yours have a link to User:Mhaille? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:05, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Like there is no Cabal, there is no Mhaille link on my sig/sigs...:)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:07, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Likewise, there also seems to be a lack of comment in the earlier section. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:12, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
On the contrary my good sir...--Sycamore (Talk) 11:15, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Does that mean that you'd agree with the last post in that section, or the contrary? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:18, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Nah, I think more work (and time) should go into it. People say I'm a little mean about this sort of thing, but I strongly endorse spending a some time in your userspace with articles. You get a better end result (which is what you want, features etc) and less interference from ops and mean bastards like me. It makes sense to spend time rather than argue over a few random paragrpahs and their potential quality - no doubt with time and a good reveiw your article will be very good indeed:)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:23, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

sorry i have to go burry a few hooker hopefuly i won't get delayed at the airport over howmany dead hookers are aloud on in the overhead: Crazy4readingthis

I'm a bit confused about The Peeing Proletariat

What does it mean under "The Peeing Proletariat" under "notes" when it says for example "5/29." What does the 5/29 mean?

I could probably answer some of that, but not to reveal my ignorance, I think you would be better asking this chap as he'll know exactly what its all about: User:Under user and you can talk with him here. Hope this helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:08, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
Or you could wait for him to drive by and say it's the date of the last checked review by that individual. Date in US format because the page was started that way by Cajek and I can't be fucked to change it however much I hate it. For a full explanation of most of that stuff, click the complicated guide link at the top of the page. Incidentally, I'm not here this week. Too busy. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:24, Dec 15
Those UU drive bys fill me with loads of warm points all over my body...--Sycamore (Talk) 10:31, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Princess Di feedback

Hi Sycamore - wondered what you thought of the rewrite on the Princess Diana article so far. I've written as far as the 'marriage section. Some of it feels a bit cumbersome. Going to work on an 'Attmepted suicides' section now. Calindreams 15:49, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, its getting there. Some of the fomatting and cotent could still use soem hacking up (lists etc, check out UN:LIST. I'd maybe have an image of Diana in there. for formatting chaek out Oscar Wilde and France. Those articles are formatted pretty well and the content flows well. Often the best way is is to read what other people do (thats how I got "good"). Check out the works of these guys; User:Mhaille, User:The Thinker, User:Modusoperandi, User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy. Never feel ashamed to re-read HTBFANJS - I do it all the time. Hope this helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:55, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
Cheers! I'll take out the list entirely - it's still on my user apge so if there's anything worth salvaging I'll put it back into the article. Do you mean the formatting and content of the bits I've written? What in particular? Calindreams 16:09, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
It would feel it a bit off to comment on specific content, the stuff you rewrite needs to be your choice, along with any elememts of the old one you decide to keep. A good example is if you go Oscar Wilde the old version is linked at the top - you can compare and see what Mhailles done with it. Usually articles will write themselves, the harder bit is the cutting and getting it to flow with some coherency. Quality not quantiity should be the guide here on all points - I always (with the article I write) have each section justify itself, so that anything thats not needed/weaker goes. The end result is usually pretty good:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:17, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Radiowey's vanity..

Hi, Denham, as he is known, is mostly responsible for these, I'll see if I can get him to stop doing it. So to keep these quotes, template etc. They'll need to be changed to something more suitable for everyone? If thats the case, fair enough. Jenkins of radiowey (TDenham 22:32, 15 December 2008 (UTC))

Yeah, anything put on here needs to conform to certain loose framework, notably UN:VAIN for vanity. I'm not too sure of the article in question though, if you have a link and your still not sure I'll be happy to take a look:)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:22, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Kenobi 05:06, 18 December 2008 (UTC) My Pages.

Kenobi 05:06, 18 December 2008 (UTC) Hello, you've placed a number of need imporvements on my Posts. Ive had alot of reports that they are hilarious, and people are spreading the word via foroum exc. Please Inform me on Why this is that you are doing it?

I Under stand the 'left for Deads' But the rest people like.

Thanks for your time, Kenobi.


Saving the world

Do you think the ICU is still necessary? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:54, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Looks good to me:)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:05, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah

Thanks Rabbi, Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:38, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Also thanks Bonner, Merry Christmas:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:38, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Sig Theft...?!

What's going on there?! I just had a look at how you've done yours to try to work out what's wrong with mine and there was mine where yours ought to have been (or something). Scared the hell out of me - I'm not too hot at this coding business and thought for a moment I'd somehow managed to change every single user's sig to mine! :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 18:07, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm trying to fix it, but no luck yet:)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:10, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
Ah. Many Hanukkah thanks for anything you can do. I never worked it out - are you actually Jewish? Yad suggests you are, but then you might just have been paying attention in RE classes. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES


Latkes.jpg Thankyou
Please accept these fresh latkes as a token of my gratitude

Rabbi Techno

Heerenveen should be getting that, I suck at code. The second thing - Although iI have some Jweish heritage it in no way makes up for the offense Yad causes to Jewish people:)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:29, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
Heerenveen has some too. You both deserve them! :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 18:31, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Seasons Greetings

Keep the "X" in

Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:39, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Thanks there, Merry Christmas as well:)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:51, 21 December 2008 (UTC)


Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:22, Dec 21

Thanks Leddy, and Merry Christmas:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:52, 23 December 2008 (UTC)



While you can see that the gent in questions has been granted a leave of absence, I need to ask you again to stop reverting reasonable edits without giving an explanation. Especially when they deteriorate into edit wars. Although he has a bit of a dodgy history, those edits did seem to be done in good faith, even if they weren't top notch. Thanks. ~ Mordillo 21:03, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

What's the redunancy?

Ref: this. It shows as being in use on one page. What's the other picture to swap in there, before this one gets huffed? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:39, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Both the above posts are linked so I'll give the one post; I assumed that we were (still) not ED and that an article that parodes that site was maent to parody not become it. I attibuite copypasting wikipedia to be a form of vadalaism and I think this is another case of that, along with an abuse IRC troll and a nasty piece of work. I reverted this so it was redudnedt to my knowlege before I posted on QVFD (I assume something like that is out of kilter to the rest of the site still?). Cutting the bullcrap I think we all know what sort that User is (Gent?:) and his history of quality contribuitions and bans speak for themselves.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:51, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

Tis' The Season

Thanks DrStrange, and Merry Christmas--Sycamore (Talk) 13:16, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:49, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Thanks there DJ, and Merry Christmas:)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:52, 24 December 2008 (UTC)


Christmas-clipart-006.gif Merry Christmas, dudes!
Santa "Metallica" Claus and Necropaxx want to wish you a very merry Christmas, and to always rock around the Christmas tree.
Don't forget the egg nog!

Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:44, Dec 24

Thanks there Necropaxx, Merry Christmas:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:17, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Hey budddy!

I do wish you all the best! Have a great whatever! I'll down a beer for you! You know this site would be no fun if you didn't have people like me! Yes, I understand there aren't actually carrots in your bum! Smooches,love, and humor to you and yours.

-Your favorite "troll"

Here's Your Christmas Tree

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:29, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Thanks Sawblade, Merry Christmas:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:17, 26 December 2008 (UTC)


Nice work reverting my moronic edits to The Millennium, Wal★Mart and UnNews:Legitimate Biblical archeologists discover raptor tracks in Jerusalem. But haven't I earned myself a block?

P.S: Yeah I have nothing else to do, in case you were wondering. 14:35, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Sadly I can't block you, though I have listed you for one. I might reccomend a good book or participating in a hobby of some kind in response to your other problem.:) (My gut hurts from laughing)--Sycamore (Talk) 14:44, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
Have you considered actually contributing to Uncyclopedia? Jokes, you see, are funny. Vandalism, not so much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:02, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
OK, I'll think about it. I got blocked in Wikipedia, so why not here? 02:58, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Your ip address changed, in case you haven't noticed. The first one has been blocked.--Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 03:33, 27 December 2008 (UTC)