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That bastard stole my linkwhore'edness!--THEDUDEBOT 02:34, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
THEDUDEBOT is not a bot
it is a pile of suck The preceding unsigned comment was added by Dr. Skullthumper (talk • contribs)
NO U! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 06:55, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Fnoodle offline[edit]

Heeeere little bot! I got a task for you! Could you deliver the unsignpost when it's ready?   Le Cejak <0:42, 29 May 2008>

Status: Armed and ready. Give the order. THEDUDEBOT 01:42, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
You rock DOODBOT! Here is the list of recipients: User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/signup, and could you deliver User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-29-08? I... I've never told a bot this, but... I LOVE YOU! thanks for saving me!   Le Cejak <1:46, 29 May 2008>
Systems engaged, and ready to move on your order, sir. THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:39, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
Mush, Dudebot, mush! Let's get those nice people their papers! (nice sig!)   Le Cejak <2:42, 29 May 2008>

When DUDEBOT delivers a paper there's an orange warning! Just what I always wanted! (THANKS AGAIN, man!)   Le Cejak <3:12, 29 May 2008>

No Problem. I forgot to hit the minor edit button, which auto hides the orange notice when editing usertalk pages. whatever bot platform DrS uses must autocheck it, or he must autocheck it on purpose. Twas fun though. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:14, 29 May 2008 (UTC)


Hey, little dude bot! You know that, um, the other bot thing, what's-its-name, oh er, Fnoo, Fnoodle. You know Fnoodle? And you know how you're "far" superior to him/her/it? Well you see Fnoodle signed up to the CMC, and well, you haven't. Doesn't that mean that he is in fact (currently) superior to you...unless you, too, sign up the CMC? And also you awesome bot, would you mind signing my signature book thing? - [12:33 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Computing... Goals recognized. This unit will now sign up for the CMC and sign YTTE's sigbook. Initiating Bot. THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 12:45, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
Aww...good bot! Who wants a bot-treat? - [12:54 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise


Welcome THEDUDEBOT to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Yay, two bots! - [13:03 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise


Hey Dudebot, it's ready to go... are you?   Le Cejak <3:49, 05 Jun 2008>

Affirmative. Activating delivery program. THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:07, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Bad command or file name[edit]

Or rather multiple double redirects created with moving the unsignpost. Do that again, and I'm leasing pinkybot to replace you! ~ 13:31, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

My bad mordillo. Sence I just became a part of UnSignpost, i hadn't noticed that there had been any redirects from moving any pages or whatnot, except for the obvious ones like Unsignpost, which i had corected. What i did was just sign in with THEDUDEBOT's account in my normal browser and move all the pages by hand, and because my hand doesn't know how to query a server for redirects, there were some missed after the move. But it won't happen again, I promise. But only because I wont be moving that many pages any time soon. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:25, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
Actually, I don't really mind that much, just wanted to see what kind of shitstorm will erupt as soon as I bring in Pinkybot ~ 16:54, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
Not much. Logicaly, it'd be damn near imposible to have an IRC bot run a wiki. Good luck with it though. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:17, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
!FU ~ 23:16, 7 June 2008 (UTC)


kewl, thanks!   Le Cejak <13:48, 12 Jun 2008>


Don't forget that if you do a revert using this account most users (ok me) do not notice it. On RC it looks like it's not been done. Probably not a good idea to do reverts with this account sir. Maybe. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 01:08, Jun 21

Yea, I know. Theres a point to that... maybe... Next up is QVFD. good luck guessing. THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:10, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Great job[edit]

Great job delivering the paper, as always!   Le Cejak <1:27, 21 Jun 2008>

K. Same time next week? THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:33, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
Well, there will PROBABLY be a signpost next week, if somebody starts writing it! Notice I wrote absolutely none of the current issue...   Le Cejak <1:51, 21 Jun 2008>
Congrats. I can has help? `THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:12, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
You can has help doing what, Mr. bot?   Le Cejak <2:32, 21 Jun 2008>


Hey Mr. Bot. Since you're a CMC member and all, could you do me a little favour in the not too distant future? I'd like you to deliver a template (like you do for the UnSignpost, except substing this template) to all CMC members (listed here). I know that list may prove slightly problematic, since it has custom sigs on it. I don't know what bots can do, so maybe there's a way of getting round the custom sigs thing...or maybe we'd have to make a new, plainer list.

Also this would only be a one-off, so it's not really vandalism. Could you help out? -

Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

[09:44 4 July]

it'd be easier to do than you think. But I can't do it till tonight cause I don't have my computer. iPhone FTW! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:54, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
Yay iPhone! And don't worry about doing it quickly, I'm thinking in a couple of days, maybe Monday or Tuesday next week... I have a pee to do, real life to attend to, and to organise the CMC site-thing for the new thing...I can be so descriptive at times... - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [17:05 4 July]

Yeah righ...[edit]

I don't believe that some robo thingy can be smart enough to send out the every-once-in-a-whilely paper... Da man360Leave A Message

Um... Who the fuck are you and why are you bothering me? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:03, 20 April 2009 (UTC)