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Archives from 2007
Archives from 2008 part 1
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Reap[edit]

Took a while, the viagra has just kicked in...--Sycamore (Talk) 12:20, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5th March 09[edit]

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UnSignpost 12th March 09[edit]

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Your userpage is penistastically traumatic[edit]

-Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:31, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 19th March[edit]

MnbvcxzBot 05:30, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

adopt a noob[edit]

i hope im doing this on the right page but i suck on the connterbutions so please help me on adopt a noob --Sincerely,Nathaniel 03:27, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 26th March 09[edit]

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UnSignpost 2nd April 09[edit]

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UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009[edit]

Hand-delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 22:19, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Bot work[edit]

Was it my imagination, or did you recently mention THEDUDEBOT might be available for delivery work this week? I ask merely because the latest issue is hot off the presses and ready to stuff talk pages across the wiki. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:42, Apr 16

UnSignpost April 16th, 2009[edit]

Hand-delivered by Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 15:53, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

delivery?[edit]

hey dudeman, just wondering if you were going to be around a little later to fire up that robot sidekick of yours for some paper deliverin'. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:45, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

I was going to and then my computer broke. Don't you love when shit like that happens/ Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:35, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
no worries. i'll be back next week. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:16, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 23rd April 09[edit]

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UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!![edit]

Hand delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 22:28, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special[edit]


Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:38, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 14th[edit]

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:54, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 21st[edit]

Brought to you by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:32, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

You said you were going to come back and let that bot of yours deliver the UnSignpost[edit]

But you didn't. That makes me sad. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 08:40, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

On a related note, I'm thinking of getting my own bot. If you're still around occasionally, could you explain to me the workings of these bot thingies? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 08:42, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009[edit]

The only newspaper to be delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 4th, 2009[edit]

Delievered by Saberwolf116 01:48, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever[edit]

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:08, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Welcome to Uncyclopedia! (Seeing that you never were welcomed)[edit]

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia (Wouldn't it be awesome if you were welcomed twice?)[edit]

The entire cast of Full House: Season 1 wishes you luck during your time here.

Hey there THEDUDEMAN, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like it here. If not, I'm sure life will go on elsewhere. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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UnSignpost! June 18th/19th![edit]

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:39, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

You should ask a robot to do it. They hate fun. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 07:57, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

possible delivery[edit]

hey dudeman, might your robot buddy be able to deliver last week's signpost? only four days late! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:14, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, he would have, if it hadn't already been done... Dicks, i was looking foreward to doing it. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:53, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
sorry, the late posting screwed everything up. signpost ready on time thursday, or your money back! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:25, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Good boy. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:17, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th[edit]

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:18 30 June 2009

Repeating deliveries..[edit]

I found that the "kick if stuck" option was making this a lot worse. I find it's better to turn the bugger off... Still happens sometimes, but not as often. Or not... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 19:31, Jul 3

yea i figured thats what it was. either way its working better now, it was just getting caught up on some of the longer pages i think, and it would stop and i'd have to manually start it again. thanks for the heads up though. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 19:34, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:38, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

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delivery thanks[edit]

hey dudeman, thanks for the signpost delivery! will you be around in the coming weeks for subsequent deliveries? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:11, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

yes I shall. Unless I get banned cause of UnSurvivor. But even then, I'll still be able to Sockpuppet TheDudeBot. BTW you should do a story about UnSurvivor. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:56, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

additional thanks[edit]

thanks for the article dudeman! i requested a delivery in the press room, are you available? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:46, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit]

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Congratulations![edit]

You won that survivor thing! Go bother mudkips for your awards or whatever on IRC. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:38, Jul 11

yay. I sleepy... /me falls am... snore Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:45, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

Bagels.jpg Shalom!
Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno!
Lekhaim!

מזל טוב

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:02, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:45, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Hi Mr.Signpost Guy[edit]

I put a draft for the newest signpost issue, but nobody cares for it. What do you think of it?: Recently in the forums, BHOP's activity has arguably skyrocketed. An IP has started a new rhyming craze, the cheesy, crunchy snack food CheddarBBQ has revived many topics that were getting rather aged, such as Fantasy Football, a Shakira-esque topic, and even his own birthday's topic. Back on BHOP, the fruity user Neox's random storytelling and serious user YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans' serious, dramatic storytelling have made Forum:Who HATES MochiAds? 2's story a complete, random mess. Finally, users have a had a heated battle over whether to ban the Abstain feature on VFH, which is ending up off-topic in the most random of ways. That's the forum news in your area, now here's Mr. G with the weather.--Bad Shroom 22:29, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Looks alright to me. Also, you don't have to ask to put in a story, you can just do it. Just the way it looks on my page, it seems a bit short. Throw in a picture of something and just make sure it look long ish and you're good. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:13, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit]

Hand delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:20, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

New USP[edit]

We just finished This Week's UnSignpost. I know THEDUDEBOT was having some issues. Any chances he could deliver today? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:22, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

He'll give it a shot. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:25, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, MrN just fired up MrN9001, and got it all out there, so you're in the clear. Thanks for the (assumed later) help anyway. :> Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:12, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit]

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Canteen dash[edit]

I've fixed it up a bit now, could you take another look at Canteen dash and tell me where I could make it better?

Thanks luiz127

Well, luiz, it looks alot better than it did. generally, a few things to fix and change
  1. Don't bold topics. using the = or == will make it big enough.
  2. the equasion section seems a bit over the top. I'd go ahead and delete it, it doesn't seem to add anything to the article, and feels like you just forced it in there
  3. make the picture smaller, and maybe add in another or something
  4. last but not least, this comes off as a bit of vanity. At uncyc, we try and have as little in jokes as we can, but if its generalized, and well done, it can stay. I may be wrong, but it looks to me as this is something you have at your college with some of your friends. Try and make it more generalized, like popularization to other colleges or something. Check UN:VAIN for a better description of this.
For a first article, this is coming out not too bad. It might not be the best but thats not expected for a first article. keep working, and write some more stuff if you like, you seem like you could do good here. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:08, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

You Found Lost in Space[edit]

Thanks for reverting the vandalism to Lost in Space. Binky The WonderSkull 04:05, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit]

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UnSignpost 4th September[edit]

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:40, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Randomber 91th[edit]

After some time, please think of the niggard nuclear reactors! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:48, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Beginning Archer[edit]

I'm new here so maybe you can help me. I posted the contruction template on the Archery article that said, "This page is a work in progress. But let's give it a chance. The author will finish it later. Or maybe not. Should they choose the latter, within seven days, this page will not exist anymore. Now, go away!." I got the impression that meant I or whoever would be given that amount of time to work on it, and the critics could just go away. Then you posted an ICU template which largely said the same thing (in addition to saying some of the basics of creating an article, all of which I believe had already been done--and no, I don't think the article's anywhere near completion, which is why I posted the construction template). Your template also said I could find details on the article's talk page. So I went there looking for details that could help me, and found nothing but my owm comments. This leaves me slightly confused, so I would appreciate you helping me find my way through my comfusion so I can get on target. WHY??? 03:52, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

whoops... Sorry bout that. When I went through it, I didn't see the Construction tag at the bottom of the page, normally its at the top, and to see it on my screen, i would have had to scroll down which wouldn't have made any sense because the article is finished except for images in the middle of the screen. I went ahead and deleted the ICU, it isn't made to be placed on an article with a construction tag. Also, sence when has ICU had anything telling you to see the talk page?... Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 23:45, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
No problem. I'm just a temper tantrum-throwing noob. Stick something in my mouth and I'll shut up--no wait, forget that part. I see your point about my putting the tag at the bottom and not the top--that makes sense. I can see it would be really easy to miss at the bottom. I'll move it to the top as soon as I finish this. I had noticed that the feature box goes at the bottom, and there was some other box I looked at that said to put it at the bottom, so I thought that applied to this too. (Although frankly I think it would work well to put the feature tag at the top of an article--people may not bother to read an article that's a mess and never get to the bottom to know it had been featured. With a feature tag at the top, they might read it, at least the featured version). I didn't know when ICU said to check the article's talk page, so I checked. The change was made 7 April 2008. I should actually be thanking you for going through Uncyclopedia and checked articles for ICU. I imagine that's a big help in either improving bad articles or getting the bad out. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  16:29, September 10, 2009 (UTC)


UnSignpost September 10/17[edit]

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/17-09-09 This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:38, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009[edit]

Hand delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 16:03, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Clip on tie[edit]

I've added a See Also section to Clip on tie--its third, which invokes a Table of Contents--and made the section headings larger. It looks more conventional now. I was alarmed to see your {ICU} and entry in the change log, as I had just rewritten the article entirely and removed a previous {ICU}, and took yours as disapproval. Let me know if you think further changes are warranted. --SpikeFromNH 18:58, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

I need to start checking article histories for things like previous ICU's on an article. Sorry about that. But anyways, overall, the article isn't horrible, it just needs some fixing up. For one, in most cases, section headers should be at least level 2 for the beginning of a major section. this invokes a slightly bigger title for the section, and a gray line separating the header from the text, making it look better and further giving the impression that it is its own section, rather than a part of the previous section. If you want, you can use a level 1 header, but it wont do much more than make it bigger. also, the image could use a bit of formatting too. normally, the way most users handle adding an image is to format it as [[Image:<imagename>|thumb|<left right or center, depending on what side you want it on>|<size in px>|<comment of some form, somehow relating it to the article>]] . The way you have it, with it just floating unsized on the page, takes away from the overall aesthetic of the article, and in any case, we try to have most images in the previously mentioned format, unless the article is a direct result of the image for some reason. Fix these things, and the article will more or less pass an inspection for an ICU|format tag, and other than those things, the article seems fine. So yea. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:00, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the detailed reply; it's done now. The template only listed things that were okay in the article. I originally used level 4 headers, simply because there's not much to the article. I upped it to level 3 before writing to you originally, and it's now at level 2. For the photo, I've specified 300px; that's bigger than typical, but there is very little text in the intro to offset it. (I don't like hard-coding numbers of pixels, as it doesn't accommodate screens/windows of different sizes. Ideally, it should be allowed to specify a percentage of total width.) --SpikeFromNH 01:33, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

Noob Tanks[edit]

Voting thanks.jpg Why do I need to provide this?
My Mommy says always say
Thank You
for voting for Why?
as Noob of the Month
for September 2009.

UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009[edit]

Late deliver courtesy of Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:07, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Hey TDM[edit]

Are you available for UnSignpost delivery? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:45, 15 October 2009

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit]

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another delivery[edit]

hey dudeman. might you want to give delivering this week's unsignpost a shot? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:50, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit]

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Hey TDM[edit]

I think you're using an old version of the QVFD script. It's available as a gadget now, in your preferences. If you blank the relevant part in your js page and enable it as a gadget, it will automatically update when changes are made to the MediaWiki page. The same applies for ban patrol. Cheers! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:12, 5 December 2009

Swhat teh Buck? though i think it is in gadget form or something, its not the same old script, it had a fancy newer awesomeness and didn't redirect me to qvfd. ill look in to it though. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:17, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
Yea, after some careful fat cocks testing, it seems that the script and the gadget do exactly the same thing at the moment. either way, the script has been deleted and the gadget turned on. Happy now? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H
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Googly eyes[edit]

Uhm, you do realise this page has the {{Construction}} tag on it right? You know we don't QVFD pages until the Construction tag is expired, right? Just checking.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 07:37, 28 December 2009

When I added it to QVFD, it had only one line of text, and there's an old clause in the no deleting construction that stated that oneliners weren't saved to prevent abuse of the system, vanity and other crap. It's good to see it got expanded, there's alot that can be done with a topic like that, but it shouldn't be saved if there's nothing there. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:00, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery! - December something![edit]

Late deliver courtesy of Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:47, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Signpost[edit]

Still wanna deliver? Would be grateful. Page here. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:45, Jan 15

Sure. I'll get right on that. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 23:40, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
On second thought, AWB seems to be giving me problems. I don't have time to fix it at the moment, but if this still needs doing later, I'll fix it. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 23:45, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
See below. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:33, Jan 18

UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:33, Jan 18

UnSignpost 21th January 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost 28th January 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit]

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UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit]

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UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit]

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UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 21:59, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit]

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VFS[edit]

SAFPAS.png For your vote in VFS

and as promised last time
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage whilst inside those areas of Uncyclopedia under Zionist domination.
Certificate also redeemable for one (1) free bagel at your nearest grocery - simply print out and present
to the shopkeeper to claim your free bagel with the filling of your choice.

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UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit]

Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:49, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 20:29, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 09:59, 1 May 2010