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Please review Vice President

I have rewritten Vice President - could you review it and if it has been improved, rethink your VFD vote? Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:38, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm a noob!

Could you adopt me and show me the Way of the Grue or whatever? You get to act like the old dude in every Kung Fu movie ever!

--User:¶ 18:23, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Sure. I'll adopt you. But first thing that I'm going to suggest is to change your sig. Squiggle already claimed the funny S type thing. It would be better and create less confusion if you made yours the funny backwards P type thing.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:36, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
Awesome. Said changes have been made. Where do I start? --User:¶
I guess just write something funny in a parody-ish way. For some help with that, read HTBFANJS which will explain what NOT to do.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:43, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Nice Catch

On the Health Service article, but as you've no doubt discovered its her article in the first place. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Kinda missed that one at first. The fact that it was in the image format her way helped, as I dont see many of those too often--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:41, 9 January

2008 (UTC)

Help to make it funnier?

Hi, I sent this to several friends who thought it was hilarious, except for one very religious person who was offended. So advice, please? We thought it was satirical. What can we improve? BlondeWarriorPrincess 21:35, 10 January 2008 (UTC) Thanks BlondeWarriorPrincess 21:35, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

SnowySnow.JPG The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:22, Jan 14


Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For warning me off of 2girls1cup. If I didn't already know what a minefield it was, you'd have saved me from certain doom.--<<>> 02:56, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Yay! Cookie! :)--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 02:58, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Will you please

Please, please fix your sig? One of the random sig options is breaking the forums. I'd fix it myself, but I'm too lazy.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 00:03 Jan 19, 2008

Your sig's still fucking up margins, although it's stopped generating boxes. I hope you don't mind if I redirect it for now, because it's seriously getting on my nerves.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 16:15 Jan 19, 2008
For the moment i'm fine with it. But once i figure out teh problemz i'm restoring it.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 20:24, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Big anti-vandalism guy, eh?

Would you be willing to donate your user name and a link to your user page to a fictional revert war over a Marty Friedman article? All of the roles except "Admin who locks the article" are still open, and you are well qualified for all of them, so you have your choice of "Guy who writes the original article", "guy who reverts some poorly made but well-intentioned edits", "guy who reverts some blatant vandalism" [1], or "guy who reverts the entire article being replaced by a Japanese smilie".

You in?

--monika 19:52, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

1. ^ No one makes fun of David Ellefson on Uncyclopedia[2] and gets away with it...
2. ^ ::shifty eyes::

Fuck yea I'm in. Put me down as the guy who reverts the blatant vandalism. List me as TheDudeMan though, all caps might look sorta funny.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 20:07, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
Awesome, thanks. --monika 20:08, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
No problem dude.



PENISMAN SURPRISES U! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 04:42, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

I wake up...

...AND YOU'RE STILL WORKING ON PENIS MAN?! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 15:42, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Yes ma'am I am.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 15:46, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Ah, so close!

Your decruft of Template:Pope was a total of 667 removed bytes. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 16:13, Jan. 21, 2008


DUDE! MAN! You are the man, I know it to be so. The dude is another story, as that title is bestowed to a man greater than most, but hell, you walk in his path, so I'll let it ride, as long as you continue to entertain me in IRC and laugh at my stupid jokes.

Anyway, thank you for your support in the Writer of the Year competition. I'm taking this opportunity to thank you just because I can. So from the bottom of my corrogated, faultily-wired heart, I give thanks. --THINKER 18:08, 2 February 2008 (UTC)




Hey, thanks for welcoming me. I already read some of those pages you sent me, but I'll be sure to read the rest. Thanks once again. --Grandcamplander 01:07, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

Poopsmiths lounge

Thanks for you additions there. Some of those really are bad, I'm not sure all of them are defiantly VFD material, but I will work through them over time... It looks like you are getting the hang of finding the really bad stuff... Perhaps you could consider making your own list in your userspace, from which you can put your nominations onto VFD yourself as and when a space becomes available? Really the poopsmiths lounge is for 'new' VFD users, and I'm not sure that applies to you as I believe that you have done quite a lot of voting on VFD in the past. If you just wanted to add one or two articles to the Poopsmiths lounge from time to time, that would be OK, but generally we try to discourage people from dumping large lists in there... Thanks. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 01:51, Feb 18


Congratulations Dude (CUN). Welcome to the order. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 21:35, Feb 18

Thanks be to you!

Thanks again for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:55, Mar 1


Thanks for the welcome! :-D GringoInChile 20:45, 1 March 2008 (UTC)


Lindberghwatch.jpg Olipro presents you with this
Brutal-looking manthong (which he is no longer wearing)
Thanks for voting for UnNews:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is over at that crazy VFH thing.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 03:38 Mar 2


For your latest batch of nominations over at VFD. I was starting to think I was the only one posting today! Oh, I could not help noticing that you had not added the VFD tag to the pages you nominated. Would ya be a dude and make sure that ya do in the future? I think the admins can refuse to delete if that happens, even if everyone votes Delete so it is kinda important. Thanks. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 02:09, Mar 7

Meh. I probably would have, but i had to turn off the computer in a hurry. I will next time though.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:15, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Belated Thanks!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S

omg like thanks for the welcome

But seeing as I have been a member here longer than you, I should be welcoming you.

Hello, THEDUDEMAN, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask an administrator on their talk page or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  --Snafu 02:34, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Hah. My bad. Shit happens I guess. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:38, 14 March 2008 (UTC)


I was resigned to accept your February 19 reversion of my changes to Marijuana, but it has been not sitting right with me. Other than the link to Reefer Madness in the external links, I think everything I did was in keeping with the spirit of the article and added some humor (or at least irony) to an otherwise dry section. If you think I'm wrong, maybe we should consult Kalir who is basically the "owner of this article. --Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg [email protected] Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 23:16, 14 March 2008 (UTC)


Uh, Hi. Thank you for the welcome. Cool. I just learned how to leave a message without messing with the whole page and adding a section that way. Thank you. First thing I learned. So what is the.... Nvr mind.--CherryBlossom93 23:16, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Any reason

You were banned on IRC by vampiregirl? ~ 14:33, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

By request at 2 AM. I needed the sleep.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:25, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
Ah, OK. I was getting worried. :) ~ 22:44, 25 March 2008 (UTC)


Did you discuss that with anyone prior to activating it? ~ 22:11, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

I probably should have shouldnt I have. If you want I could probably find the revert button. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:13, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
It looks like a handy took, but still, I don't like running automatic tools before the more script oriented people take a look at it. Could you run it by Spang? Or maybe sannse can OK it since it's running on wikipedia? Thanks. ~ 22:16, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
Sure thing, but its not a script. Its a program that runs off the computer. I'd give you the link to check it out, but i cant find it.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:26, 28 March 2008 (UTC)


And a special thank you for the nomination itself. I do believe this is the fourth attempt and so far the first to draw no "against" votes and the first to have a serious chance of succeeding. Rock on, bro. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 11:15, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

We did it! Duuude... thanks for nomming my article, man! --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 04:39, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

On your knees, then

It's time to give AND receive.

And not the way you think. Give thanks for receiving this:

*ahem* For superlative performance in all site-related tasks, including spontaneous article cleanup, I hereby present you with

Wear your badge with pride, dignity, and flamboyant signs that proclaim your utter supremacy. Congratulations!~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:43, 9 April 2008 (UTC)



For the welcome. Username! 01:27, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

No Problem.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:28, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

In defense of the intentional {{teh}} template

This template might seem stupid at first, however, it will prevent most of Fnoodle's correction of intentionally misspelled words, and allows for him to continue to correct the accidental "{{{1}}}". It seems like the easiest way around the problem of using an auto-corrector. (Theoretically, someone could design a no-auto correct template, but that would take a lot of work and time). Granted you would need a template for every common intentionally misspelled word that could result from a typo rather than intentional misspelling, but there are actually relatively few words like that. Most intentional misspellings, like ur or haxor do not occur as typos, and most typos are not common intentional spelling errors.--Mnbvcxz 04:42, 4 May 2008 (UTC)


Now that you've managed to completely fuck up my bot's run, care to tell me WHICH templates you DIDN'T subst?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 23:54 May 04, 2008

Aaand... if you're going to be running a bot, please don't make it do things that another bot is already doing, it might seem helpful but is more likely to mess up the other bot. Especially if you don't let anyone know that it's going to be doing it. Spang talk 00:47, 05 May 2008

Also, your bot's so fat that it has to dismantle itself just to walk out the garage door! Ohhhhh!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 00:49 May 05, 2008

My bot only substed {{copyvio}} and {{No rights reserved}}. I thought that you had it running that after ever temploate has been completly subst'ed, itd be restarted, apparently not.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:54, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, I took a shortcut that ended up biting me in the ass. I think I cleaned up the mess, though. Fnoodle's very neat about that. I'll get him back to work tomorrow; for now, I need sleep.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 00:56 May 05, 2008


CatBrain.jpg Doctor Miles Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Skullthumper
has awarded you a cat brain
for being part of the largest HALP! chain on IRC, ever

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 03:32 May 06, 2008

UnSignpost: May 8th, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:19, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:36, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Long-delayed thankings

Guyonfire.jpg Err...
Hey, sorry I'm, uhh, a little bit late on the thanks for this thing... I've been really, really, busy. Anyways, thanks for voting, and, with any luck, those delusional fools will let me out of this hell-hole soon.
I'm going to burn you all!

Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, amirite? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:54, May 12

UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:06, 15 May 2008 (UTC)


Hey there THEDUDEMAN, I was over at Crazedmonk's userpage giving him/her/it/n00b a stern warning about his crap review, and I happened to notice your limited time offer has a typo in it. "Than Join The Uncyclopedia UnSignPost , The Newspaper" "Than" indicates passage of time, "Then" indicates sequence, which I think should be used in this instance. Just want to save you the embarresment of ridicule from a n00b. Warm Regards, Javascap

Thanks for the heads up, but that welcome message is jsut a subst of {{Welcome}}. I'll see what I can do, but since its a protected page last time i checkes, It might take some time to change. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 12:23, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Mick Hucknall vanity?

You do know simply red don't you? I once spend seven hours driving in New Zealand listening to Mick Hucknall over and over again. Simply because I had nothing else available. I never recuperated. ~ 07:41, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Hmm... I guess its good that I've never been to new zealand. or not. But either way, I've never heard of him, but I'm sorry for the error. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 12:09, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
I was just surprised is all, they were pretty big at the time. ~ 12:11, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:18, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

HALP!! (no relation to the IRC phenomenon)

Dudeman, I left a message at your bot's house. I need it to deliver this week's unsignpost: It's almost ready.   Le Cejak <0:53, 29 May 2008>

Will do. I may take some time to figure out how the good Doctor managed to do it, but it shouldn't take too long.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:38, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
You rock, man. Message (and a massage for later) at your bot's place!   Le Cejak <1:47, 29 May 2008>

Issue #6 is ready to ship out, buddy. Thanks! Is there anything I have to do first?   Le Cejak <4:10, 05 Jun 2008>

All i need is the location of the paper, and i can have it delivered within minutes. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:03, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Also, next time, use the plus button to add stuff. While practicality is using the same header, its easier to just check the bottom. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:22, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:01, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Greeting From a new user

UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:20, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

VFS wishlist

You and MrN9000 would be nice.   Le Cejak <3:34, 09 Jun 2008>

If you're asking me if i would like to be on VFS, go for it. If you're asking me to op myself and MrN, I got nothing. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:40, 9 June 2008 (UTC)


let's do this, dood   Le Cejak <16:44, 12 Jun 2008>

Sure thing. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:45, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:55, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Temp for ya!

Crystal Clear action run.png This user account facilitates a user operated by a bot (Thedudebot).

It is probably has ten or more operators, but hopefully is a human who makes repetitive fixes that would be extremely tedious for the bot to do (or so we'd like you to think).
Administrators: if this asshole is being a dumbass or causing harm, tough fucking shit.

Syntax: {{botowner}} -----TheDragonMan2.0 Chase the Dragon! 14:48, 13 June 2008 (UTC)


Woot! It's finally ready for delivery, Dudeman!   Le Cejak <14:03, 20 Jun 2008>

As soon as i get home. In about 2 hours, unless my mom actually decides to get off her ass and take me there. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:59, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Whenever you can is fine, Dudicus! (Sorry you're not VFS nommed! Next time, I will support you more intensely) Keep it up!   Le Cejak <19:02, 20 Jun 2008>

UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:00, 21 June 2008 (UTC)