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Archive 1 (January 11, 09-February 17, 09)- Reviewing, Meeting SysRq and Orian, Noob of the Month, Collabs, and a few features...

Archive 2 (February 17, 09-May 4, 09)- Starting IC, Graduating from SysRq, Reviewer of the Month, World's Best Friend...

Archive 3 {May 4, 09-June 1, 09)- A few Pee Requests, a bunch of collabs, random long and ranting chats with Steps, and Oscar the Grouch featuring...

Eye Candy 2[edit]

Put a couple of things for Eye Candy. Hope you like what I put on there.--Iwillkillyou333 03:25, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

I do! Good concepts, a bit weak in tone though. I will throw some changes in there to see what you think in a bit.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:34, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Cool. If you like, you can also work on one of my articles or improve one of them.--Iwillkillyou333 04:40, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Of course! Any in particular?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:08, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Yep, theres a new one called HowTo:Get Out Of A Relationshit that can be worked on, and two that need improvement: Using Jokes Properly and Dodgson. Pick whatever you like.--Iwillkillyou333 05:29, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Hmm...I will read through them and see if there are any I can work on.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:40, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Anything interesting?--Iwillkillyou333 06:02, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Well, alot of it I would have to change tone alot to how I would like it. When I start making changes feel free to revert as you feel necessary.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:29, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Okay--Iwillkillyou333 10:25, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Hey taggy, are you able to do that reveiw again, or you'll still fustrated over the mishap--Iwillkillyou333 20:21, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Ya sure! I am over it! I will see if I can squeeze some time in soon! Sorry for the wait!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   20:27, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

You Archived![edit]

/sexual assault. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 05:39, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

YAY! My favorite part of archiving! And also, this is your first time on my talk page I do believe. Welcome!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:41, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
That bold part means you've made it to Uncyclopedia fame. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 05:42, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Woot! What do I get?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:44, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Raped. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 05:45, 2 June 2009 (UTC) reward?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:46, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Ah come on Dexter, at least give him something... like pie.--Iwillkillyou333 05:48, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
The rape is the reward, dummy! Staircase CUNt 06:06, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah but pie is even better--Iwillkillyou333 06:09, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Are you stil on? Staircase CUNt 06:53, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Who? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 06:54, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
That was aimed towards tags, I mean this is his talk page... Staircase CUNt 07:00, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
But I'm a rapist... And a drug addict. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 07:03, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
And your point is...? Staircase CUNt 07:07, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Is it something I can help with? I have years of experience. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 07:08, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Well, I was just wondering if he was on. Are you any good at writing articles in the first person? Especially ones that have little kids turning into vampires? Cause I happen to be working on an article like that, and I want some help like tips and advice. Perhaps actual edits as well. Staircase CUNt 07:16, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Articles in the first person are my forte, but I'm about to go to sleep. Plus, I've only been able to write stuff when I'm extremely hopped up on valium and other stuff for quite some time. I don't think that's what you're looking for. I'm really sober and depressed right now. That's no way for me to function. Plus, I have issues when working with people. I thought it'd be something relating to kicking some guys ass. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 07:22, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Well night then. I think Orian would be good to help me, I just need him to finally get working on it. Staircase CUNt 07:24, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Yes but until then lets wrap up our collab! Just one section left from what I can see. I got Sonje helping us with some pictures and I am about to go through and improve the tone if I can.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:48, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Alright. Tell me when you're done. Staircase CUNt 18:55, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Well finish up the last section first!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:55, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
For professional level? I'll get on it. Staircase CUNt 18:59, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Jump on it!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:01, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Finished. It's a bit choopy in places, and we can expand more on it. I just put down the rough ideas. Staircase CUNt 19:13, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Alright as soon as I get home I will get to work on it.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:26, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Where are you off to? Staircase CUNt 19:30, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Just out for a bit.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   20:28, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I went out to play badmitton. That game rocks! Staircase CUNt 20:33, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I am more of a swimmer. Also I snowboard and wakeboard allll the time.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   21:58, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I play baseball. Any other sport I play I play very rarely. The other sports I particularly enjoy however, are football, volleyball, badmitton, golf, and tennis. Skateboardind isn't a real sport in my opinion, but I do that alot. Under rated games that no one pays attention to are water polo and curling. I've never played them , but they're fun to watch. Staircase CUNt 22:03, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Water polo was my high school sport. And I do alot of dirt biking, snowboarding, ATVing, dunebuggying, wakeboarding, biking, all that stuff.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:06, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
OH! I completely forgot to mention dirt biking. We do that ALL THE TIME. What kind of bike do you have? Staircase CUNt 22:10, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Saving money up for my own. My parents have a few pieces of shit, but my friends let me use their 2007 Honda CRF450Xs all the time. At least I am pretty sure that is the one.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:13, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
CRF. Ouch. I can't stand four strokes. I have a CR125, it's a two stroke. It's quarter the size engine of the famous CR500, which my dad has. And he has the 1985 model, which is the best on. Staircase CUNt 22:20, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Well I am not sure if that is the one. I love them though. They are really fast and glide pretty easily.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:32, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, that's the thing about four strokes, they have a lot smoother ride. But they don't get the zing in there right when you need it, it comes after a while of accelerating. FOr doing jumps and tricks, it's better to have a two stroke. Staircase CUNt 22:38, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Ya I'm a bit of a daredevil no matter what bike I am on. It doesn't always work out for me though...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:40, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I haven't crashed in, i don't know, maybe thrity trips? I've got a lot better. Staircase CUNt 22:44, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Well I don't crash I just try to do weird stuff that I see on T.V. and sometimes fall.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:53, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I don't do anything they do on TV, they do freaky shit. I just stick to the really basic tricks. Staircase CUNt 22:56, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Didn't you say you were like twelve or something? Staircase CUNt 00:54, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
ME???    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:53, 4 June 2009 (UTC)


How old are you, tags? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:25 June 2 '09

17    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:32, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I'm fourteen. How old are you, eh? EH!? Staircase CUNt 22:38, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Ya why are you curious?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:41, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Probably a rapist looking for potential targets. Kind of strange and pointless though, considering he lives over in Egypt. That's like, a five hour drive form San Diego, right? Staircase CUNt 22:43, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh no, I can get there on my bike in about a half-hour.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:44, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Well you live closer to Egypt than I do, so shut up. It's up by Canada, right? Ya. I chaecked Wikipedia and it said so. Staircase CUNt 22:52, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
No Egypt is a car company I am pretty sure...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:55, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I always thought it was a large greenhouse. Staircase CUNt 22:59, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Well that doesn't make any sense!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   23:07, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
No, dummy! It makes dollars! Staircase CUNt 23:09, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Your 17 Tags?--Iwillkillyou333 05:14, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
Ya why?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:55, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
TO me it seems odd that many of the users are in their mid-twenties. TO me I think they just would have thought by now: Aren't I a bit old for that hellhole? I mean, I'm fourteen so I've got a while to go before I could say that in an appropriate situation. However, being like seventeen I can understand. Staircase CUNt 06:01, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
What the fuck? A simple how old are you? before I go to sleep and then I wake up to find this wall staircase of text? :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 07:47 June 3 '09
Well, that's what you get. How old are you, eh? EH? Staircase CUNt 07:54, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
Next month, I'll be 18 Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:27 June 3 '09
Damn! What's with all of these people who are a lot older than me? Gah! Staircase CUNt 08:40, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
Im 17 too--Iwillkillyou333 16:52, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
I'm 15! It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

Say Tags[edit]

Would you mind updating the IC member thingy? Ta. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:30, 3 Jun

and gimme that point for barack obama or ill fucking kill him Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:37 June 3 '09
Certainly! Sorry for getting behind. Kinda lost track with Wikipedia taking a month and all...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   01:02, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
TAGS. Why have you been gone for so long lately? Staircase CUNt 01:07, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Friends, girls, work, headaches...all that sorta thing...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:15, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Well, it's summer for me. I'm home all day long. Staircase CUNt 02:17, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
And you got nothing better to do?!?!?!?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:18, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Not today. I'm going to friends house tomorrow, we're gonna long board and shit. Maybe tennis. Staircase CUNt 02:29, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm fun!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:31, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Ya, this guy thinks he's all good at long boarding, but I beat him on a regular board. Ha. Staircase CUNt 02:33, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
what is long boarding--Iwillkillyou333 02:35, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
It's skateboarding, basically, with modified skateboards that are designed for crusing. Staircase CUNt 02:38, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Awesome! I love skate boarding--Iwillkillyou333 02:41, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Evidently you ride a regular board then. Brand? Staircase CUNt 02:43, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Not sure, I use any type of skate. WBU--Iwillkillyou333 02:46, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
WBU? Staircase CUNt 02:48, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Hang on let me check--Iwillkillyou333 02:51, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
No, what does it mean? Staircase CUNt 02:52, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
oh its short for What about you--Iwillkillyou333 02:55, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
AH! I have a Plan B deck. Staircase CUNt 02:59, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Cool--Iwillkillyou333 03:00, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
You got any tricks? Staircase CUNt 03:01, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Skateboarding, I am sorry to say, is extremely retarded. Snowboarding is where it is at.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:02, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
I've never gone snowboarding, but skiing is excellent. Staircase CUNt 03:03, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
I got some, but none professional tricks, and i went skiing one time and it was hard--Iwillkillyou333 03:11, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Skiing is awesome when you get the hang of it. Staircase CUNt 03:14, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
yeah thats true--Iwillkillyou333 03:26, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Uh oh! Too long for Tags! Staircase CUNt 03:27, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Pee review advice[edit]

Hey, im now doing pee reviewing (4 articles already!), and I was hoping you can give me some advice on how to be a better reviewer--Iwillkillyou333 03:29, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, you could look at my reviews if you want, but my advice is: Do the section by section review. It may take long, but it ensures you comb through and get everything. Also, offer tons of advice. You see any sort of slip up, note it, and tell them how they could fix it. However, you can't be mean about it. Also, at the end of my reviews, I always give a list of things they should do to improve their articles quality. Staircase CUNt 03:32, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Yes, that is roughly what I told Staircase back when he gave his shaky reviews. He is a fine reviewer now and modeling his would lead you in the right direction. Nothing you have to say is wrong because it is your opinion, so don't be afraid to tell them. Be constructive and remember that people put alot of work into these articles.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:39, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the advice guys, helps alot.--Iwillkillyou333 03:42, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
No problem. Staircase CUNt 03:46, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Balloon Animals[edit]

Before I say anything, I want to say that I love the article conceptually. This is the sort of witty, outside-the-box thing that we should all be writing (I, as you know, can basically only write about film directors and sports figures). That being said, I think the article's language kinda brings it down. Not that it's grammatically bad, or anything, but in terms of voice and tone it just doesn't match the subject matter. If balloon animals fails on VFH (though I doubt it will--it's holding its own well enough at the moment), would you be interested in a collaboration with me? I'd just like a shot to fix up the language, which I feel is the article's great weakness. Lemme know what you think. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:54, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Of course! It is one of the first articles I have written, and I improved since then. I now realize it sucks language wise. When nominating it though, I found it was hard to improve and thought it would still do fine. I would be happy for your help though!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   21:31, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
Awesome. We'll see how its current nomination goes before anything, first. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:44, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
Hmm...good idea. Contact me when if it fails and you are ready to start!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:22, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

An important announcement from your friends at IC.[edit]

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization projects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:08, 6 Jun

You claim to like collabs.[edit]

because I wanted to do one, on Berkeley, and I am a n00b right now, and I don't know how. Apparently you live in California, because so do I, in San Francisco, but I digress. If you could help that'd be great, because apparently you're nice to n00bs like me. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

Hmm...Berkeley ey? Got a few friends lookin to go there. What kind of concept you got in mind?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:23, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
Well, we of course need to make fun of the university, it's the city's best feature by far. Also, Berkeley has lots of one-way streets, and idiots, and it leads to fucked up driving- I thought it would be a fun challenge to put that across in a funny way that doesn't seem too injokey. I also wanted to do something about the YMCA there, because I know lots about it. Can we ask Sonje for images? It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.
I've been waiting too long for a response. I might just start the article by myself.--It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you. 17:14, 13 June 2009 (UTC)


A couplet from Billy the Kid:

Your vote's put another notch on my gun,
Historical revisionism has never been such fun.

Thanks for your vote! IronLung 02:22, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

The pee review you lost your edits on[edit]

I did the rest of the review, Tags. Do you agree with my scores and reasoning? I think I disagreed with you on one thing.   Le Cejak <18:46 Jun 09, 2009>

Mr. Tags?[edit]

Could I get you to add the two new colonizers to the membership list? Fuente, MrX and Nameable I think they were, I left their names on the IC page for now. I'll remove them when you've updated the template. Thanks man! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:39, 11 Jun

Preemptive Thanks[edit]

No Mr. T?[edit]

I have seen hat it is bad to use Mr. T, even in facts. Well I Understand that, but what about in a negative way like he gets killed by a guy with a machin gun or something like that. Or something he appears in like Rocky III, which you have to add him or the article is basically bullshit.--Iwillkillyou333 09:18, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

hiya tags[edit]

our colonization of singapore is complete. would you care to enter the points into your nifty chart? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:35, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey Gerry if it is possible, could you put them In for me this week? I have had somewhat of a crisis and have been gone for a while to take care of it. I have no current access to a computer and won't for a while. (I am using my iPod touch now because I knew the points would have to be dealt with). Many apologies!!!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards  

Thanks thank tank (again-again!)[edit]

Howtosandcastle.jpg "Joshy, what have I told you about manners?"

Sorry Mummy... I have to thank you all again because you voted my story THE BEST article of May and that means that someone who wanted to hire a space comedian will know that I'm funny and give me money so that I can buy toys!

Where are you anyway? and do you like my new sig?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:28 16 June 2009

Hello, son![edit]

I have returned from climbing Mount Fuji and I decided "hey, why not go visit that worthless son of mine?" So I said hi to Flare and then was like "let's go see Tags" so here I am. What's up, kiddo? Sir SysRq (talk) 16:05, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

OMFG! Sysreck is back! How are you doing mate? I havent talked to you since you returned Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 16:15 June 18 '09
And I am a user who started during his hiatus. Just wanna say hi. ~~Oaktown Holla 08:06, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Pee request[edit]

You can find it here. Thanks! ~~Oaktown Holla 08:10, 19 June 2009 (UTC)


Hello Tagstit! Are you still here? Hope so. Anyway, you may not remember me, but once upon a time, quite a few months ago, you reviewed one of my first articles, at here. I believe you said at the bottom you were "interested to see what you do next". Well, guess what? Nameable never forgets...(much).

So, since then, I have had two features (something which I am still rather shocked about), here and here, and am currently up for VFH (self-centred whoring now over). The real reason I came here to talk to you was to ask you if you wanted to review a new article of mine, currently on Pee Review. You could also take a look and see if there have been any belated improvements to The Wizard of Oz Movie, the original article. However, if not, that's okay.

Finally, last but not least, how are you? Nameable mumble? 17:40, 24 June 2009 (UTC)


this might be rather inapropriate but i am seeking a mentor and i found your name on the mentor page, it would be really nice if you accepted this offer, btw if you don't respond i will get my even n00bier friend to come after you! thanks!--Bobchoppedhisheadoff 12:48, 8 July 2009 (UTC)--


Where are you? You haven't yelled at me in like a month. What's up? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 00:31,31July,2009


You're back! I missed you! Staircase CUNt 04:52, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Good ol' Staircase! Glad to see your still hanging around the place. How have things been?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:35, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
So so, I haven't done much except write one article that is pretty similar to Potato Sack Racing. One of my articles got nominated for feature so I was like 'Yeah yeah!' but then it failed miserably. Other than that, not much. Oh, wait, I got to meet your friend SysRq. He's cool. Staircase CUNt 14:28, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
There are many words to describe Sissy, but cool is not one of them. By the way, lets wrap up our Potato Sack Races!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:55, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I've been waiting for you for that article. I'm glad everything worked out for you with your friend, by the way. Staircase CUNt 23:06, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Ya thanks bud, thats really kind of you. Anyways, I put it on Pee, and hopefully we will soon get a bit of advice and take it from there. Any other things you got in the works?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:04, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
No; I had some ideas and started them but left them for dead. However, I do have one idea right now, it seems a little weak but I think I could make it work. "The Black Dot" You know, from Treasure Island? But instead of meaning that the guy has a price on his head (or something like that, I'll dig up the facts later) it really means the guy who sent it got herpes after their latest sexual relationship. Staircase CUNt 03:58, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
Hmm...interesting...By the way, we got a review, but it wasn't indepth and I suggest we resubmit.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   04:24, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I saw, but he did mention how the article was a bit serious. I remember when we first started this I complained about that, but now I see that it's actually pretty good and easier to work with if you don't need to crack all of these jokes everywhere. Staircase CUNt 04:28, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
Ya, I am a big fan of being serious about not too serious things...hence Cardboard Box, Oscar the Grouch, and Balloon Animals.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:05, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
I noticed that and I realized that if you were creative enough and came up with interesting or nonsensical things to make seem serious, things work out really well. That's the sort of approach I took with Astronaut, which was that article the got nominated I told you about. And I tried to something similar with the Running a Red Light link I sent you, but I feel as though the quotes are, as they say, 'trying to hard' to make you laugh. Staircase CUNt 14:02, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

You're Back! Cool! You Can Reply Now![edit]

How pleasant. You were the guy that reviewed The Wizard of Oz Movie for me! Now I have four features! Island is up for Pee Review! Are you gonna respond this time? Nameable mumble? 10:43, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Have I ever failed to respond to a Pee Request? (Besides the few I missed while I was gone and that time when I couldn't stand doing another damned review) I'll check into it.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:47, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Nevermind...guess someone's got it already.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:53, 17 August 2009 (UTC)


Woo. you are back. yay. now you can respond to my message two sections ago. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 14:34,17August,2009

Ya...but I won't...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:44, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the...[edit]

...belated welcome. I wouldn't call myself a big time writer now. I barely call myself a writer at the moment as I'm still in learning stage, and considering pulling back a little from uncyc. In the meantime I did throw something into The collaboratory the other day. I'm still half hearted as to what I want to do with it, so I was hoping a fresh set of eyes on it would be able to convert it into something a little less cringe-worthy. Feel free to hack and slash to your hearts content.

PS - I like your sig, makes me feel like a man.
PPS - congrats on being responsible for my edit 2,052 - of course most of those are me going back to add my sig.
PPPS - I still like your sig. All thrusting and phallic
PPPPS - I have an article in UN:VFH at the moment that is in need of votes - I don't mind if you vote against, but I'd appreciate you having a look-see and deciding for yourself.
PPPPPS - Now your sig has made me feel like a man, where am I going to find one?
<span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 07:41, 18/08/2009
Cough. It's all about girth.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 08:42 18 August 2009


I'm writing an UnSignpost and I want a quote from you. It's on how you came back to Uncyclopedia and Prittiest Pretty has left. --Docile hippopotamus 07:40, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm writing an UnSignpost on how sockpuppet of an unregistered user didn't make an edit to Uncyclopedia from 22:10, 17 August 2009 to 08:11, 18 August 2009. Comment also. --Docile hippopotamus 07:40, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, I never got the chance to tell her my true feelings for her and how much I loved her. It's like my heart was torn in two, and she walked away with the other half. I don't know what it was, but she was pretty, in such a way that she was prettier than any other pretty out there. And she always kissed her posts. I always took it as a hint that she loved me too. Now, it will never be...But I am back! Everything worked out for me over the summer and I am now writing a ton of shit. But damned SysRq left right around the time I came back. I miss that guy. And UU changed his sig...I don't like it (probably gonna get banned for that.)
Socky didn't make an edit for 11 hours! Damn, I bet he was just making a really big edit all along.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:35, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Good God[edit]

Hi I'm Binky. The Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization page still says the current project is God even though it was finished a few days ago. Also Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/The Big Board could be updated considering that, uh, some new people participated in the God project. Not that I'll mention any names, like Binky The WonderSkull 16:14, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for the reminder, but I am still waiting for another topic to be decided on first. Also, it is mainly the job of SysRq and GerryCheevers to decide the new topic, I am just the board runner. But since I am third in command and neither seem to be here, I will have done it by tomorow if it is not fixed. Also, the board is outdated since I have been gone for so long. Your little message was just the reminder I needed to get off my ass and do something. So thanks.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   21:03, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
I'm happy to help when it gives me more credit. You didn't think I did this for anyone else? Seriously, thanks. Binky The WonderSkull 04:11, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

Thank you from the world of High Art[edit]

Post modern 2.jpg The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art

Thank you for your patronage.
Please, ensure you sign your cheques prior to leaving the Gallery.

Post modern 4.jpg
Professor Oliver N Acute-Tell,

curator of “The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art


I meant to tell you before but I finished the review. I also got sent this the other day.

--<span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 07:36, 26/08/2009

Attention Colonizers![edit]

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed Tagstit. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:31, 11 Sep


Your back! Awesome! Uncyclopedia was never the same without you!--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 02:37, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Your back also Iwillkillyou333. --Docile hippopotamus 03:19, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, Good to be back too!--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 02:17, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Okay, you mangy colonists.[edit]

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:45, November 11, 2009 (UTC)


Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:35, January 30, 2010 (UTC)


The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  05:11, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

Imperial Colonization: Creationism and Batman[edit]

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on my talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == Your comments == below my signature and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

The seventh day of Creationism[edit]

If you haven't heard the rumour, it's true. The new and improved and absolutely perfect version of Creationism has been created. And because it was so perfect, we got it Pee Reviewed so it could be even more perfect. Post-review edits are being done, and will be completed very soon so our colonized version can replace the current Creationism.

I gave credit on The Big Board to every colonizer who worked on the article (if I somehow missed you, put a note on my talk page). I really appreciate everyone's help; I think we have a great article. If this gets featured, however, I feel that only those who made the more substantial contributions should get co-feature credit. Otherwise, someone could add two words and get 1/2 credit for writing a feature article, which doesn't seem fair. (But note that half a dozen people or more could each get 1/2 credit; that's one of the advantages of being a colonizer as aren't limited by the laws of mathematics). Any opinions on this or anything in this notice are welcome on the IC talk page. Buccaneers traditionally work by group consensus, and I'm all for sharing the blame tradition.

I'm Batman[edit]

Our current colonization is Batman. Writing on it begins now. By consensus built over the past few days, this will feature a psychiatrist talking with Bruce Wayne, a delusional Arkham Asylum mental patient who thinks he is some hero named Batman--or is he delusional? See I'M BATMAN for the guidelines for this article.

Any colonizer is welcome to edit the article! Any non-colonizer who wants to apply is welcome to do so on the Imperial Colonization page. We promise we won't throw you to the sharks. Well, probably not.

The future[edit]

We are taking nominations and votes for our next project. As per previous IC discussions, old nominations which aren't in the lead and which haven't received any recent votes will be removed. Check out the current nominations before they fade into history--but an article removed from the list can certainly be renominated. Nominate and vote on the IC page.

Go forth and colonize! Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:36, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank![edit]

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.

Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  16:52, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit]

VOTE DISCORDIAN NOW: We need your vote! On both Creationism and Batman, colonizers who participated came to a consensus on a direction for the article. But on Discordianism, there's been more discord--or at least not a consensus. So we're resorting to (sigh) democracy. Go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Discordianism#Article_ideas and cast your vote!

You can vote for one or two, comment on as many as you like, but vote quickly--this is an eleventh hour effort, and we will hopefully have a direction in a few hours. I'll be checking the results sometime around 03:00 UTC of 25 March 2010.

ARE YOU RETIRED?: Also note that colonizers who haven't participated in any of the last three colonizations will be moved to the retirement list. Quite frankly, I'm doing this primarily because I have to post each of these notices by hand (I don't have a bot, and sure could use one), and it takes a long time to post to the pages of people who are inactive in IC and even on Uncyclopedia. If you're put on the retirement list and want back on the active list, simply post a request on the IC talk page.

KEEP CHECKING THE IC TALK PAGE: Many important decisions and updates are made and/or described on the IC talk page that are never posted on user talk pages.

POST COMMENTS ON IC TALK. As usual, if you post them on your talk page, I'll likely never see them.

WHY'S REPLACEMENT NEED: A special added reminder that I, Why do I need to provide this? aka Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) , am only interim director of IC and need a replacement. My intention was to lead IC just long enough to get it revived, which is a major part of the reason I took the title Buccaneer Admiral instead of Admiral of the Fleet, which is the official title of the head of Imperial Colonization. I plan to abandon ship retire shortly after midnight (UTC) on Saturday, 17 April 2010. I would really like someone to work with me on the current colonization, and I will be happy to assist whoever replaces me during the transition--I do not plan to leave IC, only retire as head. If you're interested, post a note at IC Admiral of the Fleet needed.

Happy colonizations! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:23, March 24, 2010 (UTC)