User talk:Tattaglia

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Hello, Tattaglia, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Just to let you know[edit]

I moved your "Tattaglia" page to your user page. Seeing as it has the contents of a User Page. So now you have a user page to work and improve on. I also loved Hostage Situation. It was a good piece of work for a n00b. No offense. --Nekami 15:36, 4 March 2008 (UTC)


I will adopt you. Hostage Situation was gold, Jerry, gold!

As your first act as my new progeny, I order you to do the following:

  1. Read Uncyclopedia:Signatures. You will learn all there is to know.
  2. Make another article in your userspace. That is, User:Tattaglia/Homosexual Giraffe or some such.

That is all for now. Feel free to ask me any question you'd like.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:12, 9 March 2008 (UTC)