User talk:Teh pwnerator

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Care to explain[edit]

Your bizarre edit in a forum and editing another userpage? Also I am a faggot ~ 23:20, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

not really... do you? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Teh pwnerator (talk • contribs)

Not really. I am, however, very close to banning you. ~ 23:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
I know, right?! He's all, good edit, revert vandal, good edit, then he's all vandal edit. I was all "What?" and then I was all "Huh?" It was like a rollercoaster of emotions and I was tied to the track. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:58, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

thank you for signing my edit for me! I'm still figuring out the different shortcuts, lol. --Teh pwnerator

No problem. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:43, 14 May 2009 (UTC)


What's your problem, I'm trying to edit the Twitter page. How is that tag-team match not funny?

It is somewhat funny, but it doesn't keep in line with the Twitter page. Find a better spot for it and it might work out. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)


Without headings, there really isn't anything much to TOC about. It appears automatically after you have 4 headings. You can also force it with __TOC__, {{TOCright}} or {{TOCleft}}. Or, remove it altogether with __NOTOC__. --T. (talk) 18:18, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you! I'm trying to figure out some of the formatting stuff as I figure out the article -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

LOL WTF happened to my user page?[edit]

that was exceptionally random vandalism.... maybe it is revenge against my reverts? anyways LOL! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

Dont do this[edit]

It's not a gem of an image it's a violation of several image policies at once, including cyberbullying.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 04:35 19 June 2009

ohhhhh.... errr.... oops? uhhh wrong button? -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

Just make sure it doesn't happen again. See an image like that put it QVFD. Thanks.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 04:43 19 June 2009
hmm must have gotten VFP confused with QVFD. the creator is quite the gentleman also, haha. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)
I think I'm having fun in this revert war. I have rollback so I'm winning.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 04:47 19 June 2009
yeah, I figured you'd probably come out as winner, especially since you tend to have the admins on your side. Would you also care to explain what exactly rollback is also? -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)
A link appears when I click on History/difference, clicking it reverts all the edits of the last person to edit the page. And it's nothing to do with having admins on my side, I'm just reverting a patently obvious vandal.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 04:53 19 June 2009
I'm just saying that if it got out of hand I figured it would go your way pretty much instantly. And now I realize what you meant by rollback, and yeah it's pretty hard to vandalize when it takes 2 seconds to revert it. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

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UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:03, 25 July 2009 (UTC)


Hidden page[edit]

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I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you, Teh pwnerator, found. Amazing.

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which means you found my hidden page. Kool. zh I hate me new sig 12:57 July 27

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:46, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit]

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UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit]

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Thank you from the world of High Art[edit]

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Hello there[edit]

So... You just read and voted on 12 articles at VFD in 5 mins? Um? Care to explain what's going on there? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 17:58, Aug 28

Hello. I actually read them all, then voted afterwards. I in the future will make sure I read and then immediately vote, so that it does not look like I read 12 articles in 5 minutes. Thank you for the headsup
That's OK, no need to do that... I was just in an accusing mood today apparently. Did look a bit odd so many votes cast so quick, but now I know what's going on it's all good. Enjoy. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 22:01, Aug 28

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Hidden page[edit]

Here's yours.

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I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you, Teh pwnerator, found. Amazing.

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               zh              09:46 September 3

Oregon Trail[edit]

A belated token of gratitude. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN[21:43 3 Sep 2009]

UnSignpost 4th September[edit]

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:55, September 4, 2009 (UTC)


for delivering the Signpost. Very much appreciated. -- erotic Ape (earn) (Riot Porn) 17:02, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Randomber 71th[edit]

Subsequently, please think of the Austria guillotines! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:17, 7 September 2009

Thank you from the trainyards[edit]

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That thing you did?[edit]

Don't do that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:00, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

I thought it was a good idea at the time, and it was still pretty funny even though I got banned. I can't believe it stayed up so long. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 15:15, Sep 24

UnSignpost September 10/17[edit]

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UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009[edit]

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I need an Aspirin because of you[edit]

Listen... stop being stubborn and subtle. I need to know WHY my article is so bad, WHY you're acting like a stubborn child who just wants to ruin my good experiences, and you need to look over the article and realize the epic win, and then change over to for on VFH, please.-Almost Sir Random Crap

No! I don't need reviews! I've had them twice! I need actual HELP. Nobody's budging though! They keep commenting on it, why don't they do something, damnit! I can't do everything! Please, help.-Almost Sir Random Crap
Fine then, thanks. I guess it's better I edit it. Review ahoy! --Bad Shroom 18:57, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

Thank you so much for the suggestions! This is exactly what I needed. Well, I see a bright future for my article, thanks!-Almost Sir Random Crap


Your comments here... Anything to do with a certain ban you received a short while ago? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:21, Oct 14

actually it wasn't. Yes, I know you're surprised! But it's actually more from when I look at the block log (it's something I do about once a week) to see the humorous block reasons, and to see who I might need to taunt later, and I've looked at the contributions of the people blocked. that's all. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 18:24, Oct 14
Mmm, interesting. Don't know whose bans you're referring to in particular, but I'll just say that if you spot one where you think I've been too harsh on someone, or you think they could have been let off with just a word or something, if you mention it friendly-like on my talk page, I'm always ready to reconsider. Or at least explain why I feel justified. (One reason might be something you can't see that I, by the miracle of admin powers, can: deleted edits. They can tell you a whole lot more about some people!) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:30, Oct 14
I was recently banned for being (Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!). Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop, I tell you.. Is that a just reason? FreddAin't Dedd 19:06, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit]

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Teh pwnerator's bee says[edit]

Sun bee cave.jpg Sun Bee thanks for voting for our extinct species which will be featured on 21 Oct. 2009. Because you voted for, you are entitled to one jar of Sun Bee brand hot virgin honey. If you can find us.

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Love, User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig3 and WHERE brooklyn at??? 00:35, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

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UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit]

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Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website[edit]

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN[14:03 3 Nov 2009]

Hey dude![edit]

You've been active here for several months now, yet we've never talked.. So, "Hi! Thank you for voting for my article on VFH." :) FreddAin't Dedd 06:29, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

yum i farted

Climate change[edit]

You were eager, two months ago, to transform this piece-of-crap article; and I put a tag at the start of it warning users that any changes they made might get walked on. That was then, this is now, nothing has happened, and an AnonIP has just vandalized the article further, with slander against Al Gore (which I always welcome, except that this slander is neither subtle nor funny). Are you going to take custody of the article? Spıke ¬  02:00 13-Dec-09 PS--Too late! mostly to pull a new editor away from plying his "wackey" trade on Global Warming, I have essentially given away your article to him. Spıke ¬  18:59 1-Jan-10

UnSignpost Delivery! - December something![edit]

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UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:11, Jan 18

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Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:21, 1 May 2010