User talk:TheGreatLiquidFox

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Welcome![edit]

Hello TheGreatLiquidFox, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm a lazy so and so, so I paste it in. But if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just some random person putting his nose in where it possibly might not be wanted...

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

Probably the second most important link for a newcomer is:

If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia, try these:

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page (if this message has appeared in the last few minutes, I'm propablly still on-line). A list of administrators can be found here. If you think you are going to be around a while, and would like extra help on a more personal level, you just might be able to convince someone at the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program to take you under their wing.

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

Again, welcome!  -- MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 23:05, Jun 16

Just so that you know... You can use the "preview" button to view what you are writing rather than saving every time. It helps us if you do that. :) Also, read BGBU!!! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 23:09, Jun 16
Yes, lesson 1: what he said. I'll adopt you, but you gotta get the basics out of the way and become a potentially worthwhile contributor first. Hop to! --THINKER 17:23, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey[edit]

Can you make sure you leave comments on people's talk pages and not on their home pages. Thanks... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Pee Review[edit]

Hi! I'm Yettie. You may not have realised but a usergroup called PEEING helps to monitor Pee Review and we maintain a list of all reviews here. I spotted a few reviews from you, which is great! However they didn't quite meet our standards. Don't worry, it's not a massive thing, just next time could you have a quick read of our guidelines and maybe have a look at a few good reviews. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Coors Light Presents: The American Man - is a standard review, perhaps a little bit on the short side. Hope you keep peeing and I hope this little message doesn't sound too...er...dickeryish? I think that's the best word I can come up with.

Any questions, by the way, I'm willing to answer. Thanks. - [20:55 4 August] Sir FSt Don http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

welcome to UnNews[edit]

The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator, contemplating your fate.

Welcome to UnNews, TheGreatLiquidFox, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

UnNews Audio

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UnNews UnFunnies

At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 23:47, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

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My Own Brand Of Crap[edit]

Guns.Guns--TheGreatLiquidFox {talk} 17:48, 13 August 2008 (UTC) WOO!--{{HonorJew}} 16:01, 13 August 2008 (UTC) testing--(prefix) (name) (postfix) 02:45, 20 August 2008 (UTC) Just testing again Testing--{{Subst:Member_.28MUN.29|User:TheGreatLiquidFox/sig}} 02:42, 20 August 2008 (UTC) More Testing

Adoption?[edit]

Hey, you're looking for adoption? Well I know this great guy called Yettie, who'd be willing to adopt you. He's really a great guy! - [16:14 13 August] Sir FSt Don http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Just a prose thing[edit]

I've just noticed this recurring theme in your UnNews and I thought I'd give you a little tip; when you're quoting someone, you don't need to make each sentence in separate quotes.

Like, it'd be, "There are ants in my pants. I'm not kidding, seriously, there's like a thousand of those little fuckers in there."

Not "There are ants in my pants." "I'm not kidding, seriously, there's like like a thousand of those little fuckers in there."

That makes it seem like it's a different person talking, and it gets confusing. If it actually is a different person talking, it's helpful in UnNews to invent a fake name for them and have them basically just speak for one viewpoint.

Anyway, that's all I got. Keep on writin'. Cheers, --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 18:21, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008[edit]

Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:14, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

UnNews[edit]

I've moved your Jamaica UnNews to your userspace at User:TheGreatLiquidFox/UnNews:Jamaican Team For Olympics Says "Gonna Be A Good Year", because the ICU tag on it has expired. There, you can work on it all you like until it's ready for the main UnNews space again. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me on my talk page. Cheers. -RAHB 00:45, 19 August 2008 (UTC) --[[User:TheGreatLiquidFox|[[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29|]] 02:50, 20 August 2008 (UTC) --TheGreatLiquidFox MUN 02:56, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Join the UnOrder Today![edit]

~ Readmesoon

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I mean, like the first time you write it. Use ~~~~ or use User:TheGreatLiquidFox/sig or something.

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