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Again, welcome!14:12, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
OK, I've cleared it up a bit - not too many bad spellings etc. I can't really add anything, however, as I'm entirely unfamiliar with the subject; but when you do let me know and I'll have another look. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:00, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for your input on the ASoUE page... Blakegriplingph 05:47, March 21, 2010 (UTC)