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Not That It Really Matters
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I'm going off the grid for a while. I had a visit the other day from the Secret Service... Yes, really... Got a wee bit spooked. Anyways, I am doin' fine, thanks for askin'. I hope everyone is doin' fine as well. I miss you all. I think of you all everyday. Take care, my comrades.

Premier Tom Mayfair
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Hey Tom We re you[edit]

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Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
to Left of Christmas 2010 Hopefully 2011 New Year.
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You're probably not going to see this...[edit]

Because you don't use this website anymore or you're too busy with all those beautiful babies you've been making. I know I could probably just call you but this is funner.


Anyways, I miss you... Come back when you can! ;)  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 03:44, 26 December 2009


UNSOC and User Awards[edit]

Hey, this is about UNSOC (for those of you who don't read headers (you know who you are)). I've noticed that its gone sort of inactive. 3 users have requested Zhongshan suits w/ no answer and 1 user has reqsuested a promotion with no answer. I contacted Jocke Pirat about it and hasn't answered back; has he gone away? Drop me a line on my talk page to talk about the fate of UNSOC, if you can be bothered. Thank you, Comrade! Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:30, Nov 21

Also, a lot of your user awards are behind. Can just anyone update them or must it be you? Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:34, Nov 21

TOM! DON'T GO![edit]

What happens if Cornmuffin comes back?! WHO SHALL SAVE US THEN?!? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 14:20, 13 October 2008 (UTC)


Take me now[edit]

what does she mean, what does she mean!

hey! haven't talked in forever! What's up? The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:48, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

You're lettin' you know that you want to procreate. In this since, you want me to insert my phallus into your vagina and deposit my seed so my future lineage will continue. Passin' on my genetics to a new generation for the soul purpose of world domination or for the simple fact that I love doin' it.
Other than that, I am fine. How have you been? Premier Tom Mayfair
Well, thank you for clearing that up for me. And, I'm doing pretty well! SCHOOL IS ALMOST OVER. yups! hey, do you mind if I whore at you? Maybe I will later, too tired right now. All of that copying I'd have to do. Hey! Just click on the CMC thing on my sig. You won't regret it! Sooooo, get on IRC much? I feel...as if a part of me is missing. Woe is me! all right...I'm umm, gonna go. Have fun with your Phallus. That's right, capital p. The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:01, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I'm back![edit]

Well, after a long break, I am back! Fou-Lu 15:01, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations. Premier Tom Mayfair

Inquiry regarding Talk:In The Groove[edit]

The article itself was last deleted by Mordillo and undeleted a while later by Spang (log). You deleted the talk page as orphaned (log). I hope I'm asking the right person...

The old history of the talk page contains information about Pee Reviews, so it should probably be restored somewhere. I'm not sure if it's better to put it in Talk:In The Groove/archive1 or just histmerge it. I say "histmerge" because I recreated the talk page with a comment about the article's content (which BTW should be given ample time to improve); that probably wasn't a smart thing for me to do before making this request. --Pentium5dot1 19:23, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Done. Thank you for shoppin'. Come back soon. Premier Tom Mayfair

Hey![edit]

Tom! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:00, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Modusoperandi! Premier Tom Mayfair
I don't actually have anything to say. I just really needed to use your bathroom. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:02, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
The bathroom is on the right. Premier Tom Mayfair
Oh. I thought the room I ran in to looked an awful lot like not a bathroom. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:30, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
That because it was the bathroom. Premier Tom Mayfair
Ah. You're out of toilet paper. Luckily, I brought my own. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:55, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
Ran out of tissues again. Had to supplement. Premier Tom Mayfair

UDHR[edit]

Can't see why you deleted my entry on the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. It was not intended to be funnily nonsense. It was pretty serious, instead. 90.133.73.15 02:32, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

I don't like /Serious Business/. Premier Tom Mayfair
OK. I had previously tried to add an entry on the UDHR that was IMHO humorous and funny, yet not stupid, but that was deleted by someone else. So I am starting to wonder who wrote your Uncyclopedia, if you keep removing all contributions, for any possible reason, and for any possible opposite reason? Could you write an entry on the UDHR for me which is consistent with this site's standards of humour, please? 90.133.73.15 02:42, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Human Rights? Have you not been to Kentuckistan? Premier Tom Mayfair
Don't you have a similar policy to Wikipedia of improving entries to your taste, instead of outright removing them? I will visit Kentuckistan once my entry is reinstated; the first version would be highily appreciated :) 90.133.73.15 12:25, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
This isn't Wikipedia for one. Two, we're not obligated to write articles for other people. Three, we have a place for such crap. We have a way for things to be ran 'round here. Premier Tom Mayfair
I had already read those guidelines, and of course I was not seriously expecting from anyone that s/he should write anything in my place. By the way, you are a sysop, and I guess you can check it for yourself, my previous version was indeed funny but not just stupid... and then who dictates such evaluation criterions. Anyway, let's go back to the point, my messages above were just for fun, and I had taken some sense of humor for granted in the Uncyclopedia. Bye 90.133.73.15 19:11, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
I reviewed it. Too short, lacks proper article format, lacks a lot to be considered an article. Premier Tom Mayfair

Of archiving and so forth[edit]

Hi there comrade, I was on a bit of a roll this morning, and I went and did the archiving of the WhotM page. Hope this is OK (and hope I did it to your satisfaction!) If there's a problem, give me a shout - I'm trying to increase my helpfulness, not my ban prospects! Anywhat, tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:30, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Tis fine with me. I'm paranoid as of late so it's been hard to focus. Premier Tom Mayfair

GTFO![edit]

Well, I've shown mine...

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SHOW ME YOUR TITS!
Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

I wish to leech coolness from you![edit]

Greetings Comrade!,

I am seeking adoption from the likes of you. I see you as a close fit to my needs due to my ridiculously high tolerance of pain and embarrassment, which I believe you will enjoy, due to your ridicously high need to cause pain and embarassment! Please adopt me and make great hand party upon me!

JeysisChrist 11:36, 8 January 2008 (UDT)

Welcome to the family, JeysisChrist. Feel free to ask me for help, reviews, suggestions, whatever. My talk page is always open. Premier Tom Mayfair
First question! How do create a signature? Also, what program do I need to create a picture loop like the Jamming Stalin below?

JeysisChrist 9:31, 9 January 2008 (UDT)

Is this supposed to be directed at me? That spelling of Jeysis seems awfully similar to mine... also, dont worry about my question about the signature, I got it.--JeysisChrist 16:32, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
The Jammin' Stalin Below? This one? Just 'bout any photo programs can make the image itself. Gimp can make it active. It's Communist friendly. Premier Tom Mayfair
& no, it's not a reference to you. Premier Tom Mayfair
Thanks, Ill have to try some stuff with that. I'm guessing the mortal enemy template you have on your user page is directed towards me, seeing as it links to my page... which leads to my next question, how do I format templates so that when I create them they end up like the large black one that covers your main page, and how do I format them to the "This user is a" type template? --JeysisChrist 14:14, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Trial & error. It's how I learned. Premier Tom Mayfair
Bah! I just realized how stupid my comment about your mortal enemy template is... Anyways, if you've noticed, I've gotten the hang of user boxes, as evidenced in my User Page, although I still have yet to figure out how to create a larger template like yours. No need to worry, I'll simply scour the help pages for hours until I find the solution. --JeysisChrist 16:40, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Why am I not surprised...[edit]

...that this is yours? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:56, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

I thought it would go good with the Hitler that I added to the UnTunes main page. Premier Tom Mayfair
That's where I saw it. I was all "Hey!", and Stalin was all oom, oom, oom, oom. No one rocks harder than Stalin. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:09, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry PirateNinjamas![edit]

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Merry PirateNinjamas!

The Dread Space Pirate Ninja Orion Blastar wishes you a Merry PirateNinjamas and a Happy New Year. Even to Christians, Jewish people, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, Communists, Nihilists, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, and everyone else. Orion promises to lay off the looting and plundering and maiming and killing, at least until next year. For those who are not offended by Christmas, Merry Blessed Christmas!

Aye Mateysan! Merry PirateNinjamas! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:10, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Comrade, The Happiest of Sectarian Holidays Upon You[edit]

Remember:
Keep the "X" in
X-mas


Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas
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Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:28, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Mr. Winkler[edit]

Tom,

I hope you don't mind, but I moved a recent Mr. Winkler spinoff to User:Tom mayfair/Mr. Winkler. I can revert it if you'd like, although I thought it made a nice ending to the series. Thanks for the Christmas card by the way. :) MadMax 20:31, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Adopt Me![edit]

Dear TOM MAYFAIR,

The idiotic n00b "Bonzi77" would like to be taken under your lordliness. Do you accept? Y/N

What would you like to do? __

Bonzi77 21:36, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Just ask when you have a question. Premier Tom Mayfair

UNLIMITED POWER[edit]

~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:34, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah that movie thing was half done... i have been really busy plus betterer, cleverer things to make. Its been thrown to the IPs for now. --Moneke 23:53, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
Okay...? Has no one told you that I can't even remember how I got here & have powah? Premier Tom Mayfair

The Official Uncyclopedia Cabal bestows upon you, one of Uncyclopedia's greatest assassins, this deadly weapon[edit]

You know why. Use it wisely.


Yo[edit]

Please delete these sub pages of mine. They are no longer of any use. User:Ivan Kricancic/Wikipedia, User:Ivan Kricancic/Pseudo-Admins, and User:Ivan Kricancic/Velika Hrvatska. Thanks.


WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DELETE THE 'NORTH HILL HOUSE' PAGE ON UNCYCLOPEDIA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? The preceding unsigned comment was added by 213.83.125.225 (talk • contribs)

Yet another redirect creation thwarted for dubious reasons[edit]

Regarding Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion#666: Was this not closed with an adequate consensus justification for redirection? AFAIK the page "1" is used as a part of the Timeline, and pages with numeric titles not qualified by the word "(number)" are usually redirected to the timeline, right? I thought my edit summary adequately suggested this. Pentium5dot1 20:54, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your prompt response. I will try to be a little nicer next time. I have started a discussion at Uncyclopedia talk:Votes for deletion#Delete vs redirect in an attempt to avoid future problems. Pentium5dot1 21:06, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

HEY TOM![edit]

I'm finished with your artwork. I need to make a trip to Kinko's to print it nicely, then I'll send it. I can upload an image of it if you want, because it may be awhile before I can go to Kinko's. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 22:10, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Whatever you feel is best. I'm the epitome of patience. Premier Tom Mayfair
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Uploaded. Hell yeah. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 01:12, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

The robot has uploaded. It will be in the mail soon. BTW, how do you like it? The one I uploaded is the second to final draft. The one I will send is larger, and has a few more details on it and my signature and such. Is it a sufficient prize? so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 19:38, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
More than sufficient. The image is quite good. Thanks for the prize. Premier Tom Mayfair

Nofuism[edit]

Hey Tom, If I attempt to create an "Order of Nofuism" for Uncyclopedia will my page be deleted by admins? Is this a reasonable project? The Nofus will be society of Aristocracy (A.K.a Nofu Aristocrats, which is funny, right!?!). I will describe it all very well in my article, which will initiate this Uncyclopedia society. Does it have to be a regular article, or can it be earmarked as something else? Your response is much awaited. --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 01:17, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

We do have the UnBooks & UnScripts projects if you want to get away from the realm of articles. Plus, it is always best for registered users to draft it in their name space (← right there is a good start). We rarely delete from the user space. Have at it. Premier Tom Mayfair

Hmmm...[edit]

So what's the deal with WikiPOP? Is it back up now? Copyright issues resolved? Before, the whole site was deleted and we all had admin priviledges, now it's all back up and we've all been infibanned. I'm confused. --THE 13:55, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Lick Your Elbow[edit]

I thought it was cool, probably mostly because I made it, but also, if I was just repeatedly clicking random page, and that came up, I would laugh out loud. Please un-huff it, protect it, put it up for a review or something, if it gets mostly negative feedback, then go ahead and delete it, but please just give it a while. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Guitarplayer001 (talk • contribs)

No. Premier Tom Mayfair
<sarcasm>wow, thanx for being so considerate and kind.</sarcasm> *rolls eyes* The preceding unsigned comment was added by Guitarplayer001 (talk • contribs)

God Delusion entry deleted[edit]

Could you let me know why you deleted the page I created for The God Delusion. Tory 21:03, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Too short, no categories, lackin' quite a bit to be considered an article. Premier Tom Mayfair

Thank ye![edit]

Neal is pretty fat.JPG Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for voting him to be an admin!

The "former":

cannot be more obliged... it really shows you care.

ahem[edit]

Could you restore Game:Grueslayer/town/rally? Thanks. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Icons-flag-us.pngMchammer.gif 17:10, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, if I had restored it, it would have been to a point where YOU blanked the page. Shame on you. Premier Tom Mayfair

UnNews[edit]

Ok, so I wrote an UnNews article UnNews:FOX NEWS Buys Uncyclopedia, but now I am wondering what the process is to get the article linked from the main page? I'm pretty sure it's good enough to have a headline. Is there a place in UnNews were i would submit the article to be headlines, or what?

--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 22:39, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Read this VERY carefully & don't fuck up. Premier Tom Mayfair

o_0[edit]

(Huff log); 18:51 . . Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs) (huffed "Logs": What Rolls Downstairs, Rolls Over In Pairs, Rolls OVer Your Neighbor's Dog)

It's great for a snack, it fits on your back, it's Log Log Log! --Andorin Kato 03:05, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Interstate 99[edit]

I'm a newbie here, but the Intensive Care Unit seems to be for unfinished articles, but this was completed. Was any reason given for its listing? Thank you. --NE2 21:04, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

{{ICU|01:59, 14 November 2007 (UTC)|fix=It should be funny to all who read it, not just those insiders.|sub=notfunny}}. Premier Tom Mayfair
Eh, I followed "The truth is usually funnier than nonsense. The funniest pages are those closest to the truth." The example there means nothing to me, since I don't know who Erik Estrada is, but presumably someone who does would "get it". The same is true here; I-99 was written into law by Representative Bud Shuster of Altoona, Pennsylvania. --NE2 23:46, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
Erik Estrada was the hispanic cop on CHiPs. Everyone knows that. Premier Tom Mayfair
I-99 is out of place. Everyone knows that. --NE2 01:21, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
Where? Premier Tom Mayfair
In your stomach, since you huffed it :) --NE2 03:35, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
Wouldn't that put it in his lungs? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:48, Dec 9

If it's not going to be unhuffed, can I have the content to use elsewhere? --NE2 17:36, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Here Ya Go. Premier Tom Mayfair
Thanks, I'm done with that page now. --NE2 23:04, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

UNSOC[edit]

Marquis thinkwise make join UNSOC! Make good French friend of communism. No make Marquis Une Prole. J'aime le ranke d'especial de "Major" o "Outer Minister of Nofu". Vous aiment l'idée ? Merci mon ami, --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:42, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

The Issues At Hand[edit]

Hello Dear Leader/Comrade/Comandante/Adopter/Михаил!

I would very much like your view of issues I face opinion...wise. Still learning the ropes, man! Anyways, I am facing a number of issues at the moment on this site and would like to know what you think...

1. My contributions. Yes, I've been busy and hence slow with making many contribs. But it's more than that. I've read HTBFANJS, but it just isn't getting through to me for some reason. I want to make my first page but can't. Perhaps I've just got teh jitters. Any thoughts on why I can't make my first page? Some Mayfair humor tips maybe?

2. UNSOC. How would I join this mighty organisation? Is there some kind of selection system? Or is it admins only? Because if it is, I might just have to go all "26th of July" on yo ass...

3. Adminship. I have just left the organisation of PARASITICAL FASCIST CAPITALIST IMPERIALIST BURGEOISE CIA APOLOGIST REACTIONARIES!!! and would like information as to how the adminship thing works here. Is it different or w/e?

If you could give me your take on the issues, I would be most greatful. Oh, and by the way, please litter your response with as much sarcasm, sexual innuendo and connotations of Stalinism as you can. That's the way we like it from Tommy. Thanks! The Pwnt Irishman! Icons-flag-ie.png(Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 17:53, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

/me pops up (how's that for innuendo?) Here, lemme help you out.
  1. Can't think of any ideas for writing new pages? Try The Creative Process. You can always rewrite a page in bad shape (Category:Rewrite).
  1. UNSOC registration is done here, I think.
  2. Check out VFS.

And, oh yeah, sarcasm. Hmm... George W. Bush is America's Greatest President? How's that? Hope this helps. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:29, Dec 11

What he said. Premier Tom Mayfair
Still waiting for the sexual innuendo...~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:16, 12 December 2007 Fixed :P
I said I "popped up!" What more do you want from me!? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:18, Dec 12
I expected Tom to leap all over it tbh. Its not like him to miss a chance. ;P ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:22, 12 December 2007
P.S. If you have trouble starting that oh-so-crucial first article, why not do like I did and just edit and tidy up a few articles. Perhaps volunteer on the Proofreading Service. (c wut i did thar?!) Maybe do a few reviews on Pee Review to get a feel for the humour here. HTBFANJS can be a little light on the overall "feel" I agree and we all know how important a good feel is! ;) Also I found hanging out on the Village Dump and the irc channel helped a great deal to get into the Uncyc swing of things. But then having said that, I've only written 2 articles so who am I to advise! GL! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:22, 12 December 2007

Thank you everyone for your advice! Dissapointed by the lack of Stalinism though...Premier Mayfair usually wins us all over with that. The Pwnt Irishman! Icons-flag-ie.png(Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 16:48, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Tom![edit]

Tom, I applied on UNSOC's web page. Please approve me soon. Please give me a cool rank, and look at the previous post of mine you never answered (2 up). --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 05:57, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Replied on your talk page. Premier Tom Mayfair
Many thanks, comrade. Major is a great rank, et J'apprécie! I will make glorious gains project Communism soon!--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! (12/12)14:24, (UTC)
Wow, I didn't even know about our UNSOC bank, and yet it is somewhat similar to the Bank of Nofu, although it is much more sophisticated. Nofu money is primarily for hording though...to earn a rank. Have some anyway, Comrade! Tom's Account.--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 22:22, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Media Wiki - A System Error?[edit]

Am I the only one that's getting a "Media Wikia:Please set up this Wikia" message every other time I try to edit or even view something?--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 22:43, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Hell if I know. I just got here. I don't see anythin' wrong. Premier Tom Mayfair
It seems to have gone away. Look at this Communist Jesus, I just wrote it! I have a few bits more too add and the I'll remove the WIP tomorrow. --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:59, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Reviewd. Premier Tom Mayfair

Question[edit]

Do admins know when pages are added? If so, how? Joseph5626 01:51, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Here & Here. Premier Tom Mayfair

Merry Xmas![edit]

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Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk)

Good Day Premier[edit]

I wonder if I could ask a question regarding ban patrol... I just added an entry to the list after noticing an obvious vandal. I was not aware that an admin (you) was currently monitoring recent changes... I then when I went back to recent changes, noticed that you had (very quickly) already banned the chap... Under these circumstances should I remove the entry I made in the ban patrol so that no other admin bothers to waste their time checking the guy out? As a general question regarding policy I mean... Does whatever answer you may give also apply to things added to QVFD? Thanks in advance... :) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 03:30, Dec 16

I'd leave it. They can just move on to the next ban just to be sure. This shite happens. Premier Tom Mayfair
Same for QVFD. Just leave it. Premier Tom Mayfair
Many thanks. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 03:35, Dec 16

Merry Christmas[edit]

Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.

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And a very commie New Year.-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:19, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas![edit]

WinterBreakCalendar.PNG Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:09, Dec 17

Christmasbeerbottletree.jpg AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

--Æ 01:39, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

A WARNING[edit]

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ARE YOU PREPARED?

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.
WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

TAKE HEED.
TAKE NOTICE.
TAKE COVER.


a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

Re: Bloody Pagans[edit]

Hawt. Thanks Tom. — Sir Manticore http://www.wikia.com/skins/common/progress-wheel.gif 02:35, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Now go fix QDB backlog you lazy communist. — Sir Manticore http://www.wikia.com/skins/common/progress-wheel.gif 02:54, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

One Of These[edit]

Christmas tree.jpg HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:27, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Yet Another....[edit]

It's that time of year again!



And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!


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Merry Christmas Comrade Tom! --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:15, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas and stuff[edit]

Evil santa.jpg Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno

Season's greetings![edit]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
This greeting is not supported by Google AdSense, but it still sucks.

Thanks for the Christmas card, Premier Mayfair. ;-) --Sai.png Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) (Wikia ads) 14:17, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh shit, why is my signature protected?[edit]

Tom, here's what it says: "User:Cajek/sig is protected because the following pages are protected with the cascade function:" User talk:Zana Dark! Not good!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 17 / 16:47)

Should work now. Premier Tom Mayfair

STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR COMMUNIST STOCKING, or whatever you Kentuckistans call them[edit]

Nuclearxmaspudding.jpg Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts.

Enjoy! Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png

For your archive :P[edit]

Christmas tree.jpg

It's that time of the year again.

Merry Christmas. Here's a template.

Hey, it's the thought that counts.

Right?

...

RIGHT?!

~ Tophatsig.png

17/12/2007 @ 22:03

Merry Christmas soon![edit]

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

To protect you in further Holiday mall shopping...[edit]

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On the first day of Christmas, the General gave to me...

A Sniper in a pear tree. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

Christmas cuteness[edit]

Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa.
Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever!
Not cute enough? CLICK to try again
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Yay Christmas! -- http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/13/Sann_sig_lights.gif sannse http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/47/Sann_sig_tree.gif esnnas http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/13/Sann_sig_lights.gif 21:36, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas[edit]

Secular Greetings!

This atheist wishes you much non-religious merriment as we celebrate the birth of consumerism.

-- emaciated Ape (subpoena) (Riot Porn)

Communist Stuff[edit]

Hello comrade. I am new to the party. What do you want me to do? How do I gain rank? I'm a bit new here, but I have tried to write articles. One is still around. You deleted the other one :P --MaddMax 21:21, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas, Comrade![edit]

--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 21:37, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry... Uh... Holiday type thing...[edit]


--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 08:03, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas[edit]

African babies that will make your heart melt with grief.jpg
WELL TONIGHT, THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU.

Merry Christmas. - STM

Merry Christmas[edit]

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:56, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas![edit]

~ Merry Xmas Tom mayfair! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Mr T vs Chuck Norris[edit]

Why did you delete it? I thought It was pretty good! RizcoTalk 09:44, 26 December 2007 (UTC) Also, can I totally steal your soviet russia message thing on your userpage, please?

Too short & sure. Premier Tom Mayfair

DR Congo...[edit]

What was the issue? Democratic Republic of Congo as DR Congo the rapper? Genius! The preceding unsigned comment was added by BingoJimmy (talk • contribs)

23:57, 4 October 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "DR Congo" ({{V}} Timed Out). It appears that someone didn't like it & wanted it deleted. I smell Cabal. Premier Tom Mayfair

Restore my article please[edit]

Can you please restore HowTo:Study for a Test, as I had foolishly decided to work on 4 different articles at once and neglected this one. Can you also move it to my userspace so I can work on it at my own sluggish pace? Thank You.--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 6 06:01

How possible is it...[edit]

To change my username? Mightywayne 06:24, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Go bother her. Premier Tom Mayfair


Thanks for the wiki-gift[edit]

Wow, thanks. that was NICE...feeling a bit hot... BlondeWarriorPrincess 05:25, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

A noble "Get Out Da Vote!" campaign[edit]

Hello there, <insert name here>! According to our research, you voted for this on VFH. Thanks again for your vote! Well, turns out it's up for Top 10 of 2007! And if you liked it then, you like it now, right? Please consider donating a small portion of your 10 votes on making a starving child happy again! Thanks! -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/88/Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:16, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

My howto[edit]

you just deleted my howto because it was too short, i'm relatively n00bish to this, it was to short because i hadn't finished it yet, i was writing it as you chucked but with your blessing i'd like to recreate it and maybe i could get a template along the lines of "under construction" so that it won't get chucked again. cheers The preceding unsigned comment was added by O.D.ecka (talk • contribs)

You will have to be more pacific. I delete lots of articles. The best thing to do, to avoid deletion, is to complete it in your user space ie User:O.D.ecka/HowTo:Write In Your User Space To Avoid Deletion. Once completed, use the move tab to move it to the main space or just paste the content in the desired title. Premier Tom Mayfair

Babel:Xh/Wena[edit]

Premier Tom mayfair, why did you delete Babel:Xh/Wena? --Gangstah fo shizzle 22px-Flag of Australia.pngMUNTalkContributionsArticleForum 08:51, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

It served no purpose. Premier Tom Mayfair

Nostalgia[edit]

As I was writing a msg to u on facebook re:the "flowers" template, I remembered you were my welcomer all those months ago XD Awww /hug. ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:00, 27 January 2008

PLS Judging[edit]

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognizant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognizant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 23:33, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

PLS minds...[edit]

...Think alike. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:39, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

That was farkin' weird. I even did the Pee-Review method. Premier Tom Mayfair

Spam[edit]

 :D Thanks for reverting that ED talk page thing. I wasn't sure if you could revert stuff on discussion pages or not. St0DaD 19:25, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
Normally we don't but if it's spam anyone can revert it. I don't want ANY spam! THAT'S got spam in it! Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Premier Tom Mayfair

Thanks Brosef[edit]

Partybox.gif

Dude, thanks for voting my PLS, Dude, as best rewrite. As a token of my gratitude, I'm gonna invite you to my sick party this Saturday. Its at 7 EST at my place. Some dude even promised to pay me $20 for winning, so it should be pretty interesting, bro. Thanks again dude.

Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:16, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Thanks be to you![edit]

Thanks again for the votes in both stages of VFS, and for being such a cool, sexy, helpful admin, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:09, Mar 1

Thanks![edit]

Thanks for the thing on my page, although I'm not sure what to do with it yet. By the way, I met a man on the chatboard who claimed he could give himself a blowjob. He must be a gymnast. Well, either way, I guess he must lead an interesting life. At any rate, thanks, but no blowjob for you! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Vampiregirl (talk • contribs)

How rude... Premier Tom Mayfair

good hello there[edit]

...yes, I am back from my vacation. I seem to remember that you wanted a copy of Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem...well i have a nice DVD copy of it, so send me your home address ([email protected]) and ill shoot it off to you. PS. hope all is good with the family and congrats. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c0/Finnius.pngFile:Smelly Water.mp3

Comrade Mayfair[edit]

Othx!


Hey there,

Thanks for voting your friendly janitorial whore in as admin. If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to contact Zombiebaron instead. No, seriously, I'm very lazy. But that's a good thing, right?

Love always,

Mantiwhore

You didn't actually vote in the forum, but I put that down to you being a lazy communist. Thanks for your comment on VFS. — Sir Manticore http://www.wikia.com/skins/common/progress-wheel.gif 14:34, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

I'd like a word with you.[edit]

If you could, stop by #unsoc on Freenode at 5:00 PM CST (Central time) today, if you can. If you can't meet that, I'll also be in around 7:00. Thank you.

This has nothing to do with UNSOC. It's a little more important than Uncyclopedia. ~ Tophatsig.png

29/04/2008 @ 21:39

How 'bout today 'round 5pm central? I was barely online yesterday. Premier Tom Mayfair

Hello! I'm still alive. Just annoyed by the way that the best content here gets slowly ground down into mediocrity by anyone with a web browser. I check up occasionally, and pine for the good old days when it was just Chronarion, me, and the last tyrannosaur, just before meteors wiped it out. --TheTris 23:11, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Aye. Premier Tom Mayfair

Stalk![edit]

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How are you?  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 17:47, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey, stalking Tom is my job! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I'm meh. Workin', raisin', kids, arguin' with the other half. Just been out of the mood for much of anythin' beside just checkin' up on things. 'bout to see a lot of shite go down so who knows why will happen with me. The time has come to let it all out and it won't be pretty. I hope everyone here is well. I miss this place. I miss myself. Premier Tom Mayfair

Searle image[edit]

I actually made that. Thanks :) Randomish 02:25, 15 June 2008 (UTC)


Adopt a n00b (or not...)[edit]

Yeah, hello. Help please. Me (insane) noob you (corrupted) admin, I like zelda, you write good zelda articles(dodongos,) here is a formula: (Me+you-the sane world)/how long we have left to live x me= world DOMINATION/DESTRUCTION/PREVENTION (stopping it from existing.) [Delete as necessary.]


Sorry about that, shall I start again in (coherent) english? I'm a n00b how likes zelda and is compelety mad. You are a corrupted admin (...you actually have been mad or [somehow] corrupted beforehand) how also (as far as I can tell) also likes Zelda. Please adopt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Jordan(ish) 15:53, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Comrade!![edit]

Comrade!! On behalf of the CMC I would like to ask whether we can join your nice Moscow Pact? I have been trying to improve the CMC, recently, and utilise the CMC for Uncyclopedia-related helpingness. Also I like bold. So can we? Where do I sign...? -

Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

[15:28 29 June]

UPotM[edit]

Apparently, I won your User Page award in March without even knowing it, and I never got anything (I think). NOW GIMME DEM AWARDS! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 17:45, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

This, I believe. - [18:05 11 July] Sir FSt Don http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

CMC[edit]

Welcome, Tom mayfair, to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in! You clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. You can officially put the {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature.

Your cow duties include...
Watchlisting this page
Promoting, whoring and inviting people to the CMC - you can use this to help you
Following any CMC orders

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Sorry that you had to wait so long, I just got a bit lazy!

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

- [09:10 5 August] Sir FSt Don http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Hola!Im a N00b[edit]

So im here for like, the mattress...

Oh and could you adopt me?
Thanks for your time, I want to keep this short because I know that you have so many pages to Pimp and Admins to Pimp Slap.
Your bitch hater sex slave homie,GAMMA monster(Who has called me HAGE?) 01:54, 20 August 2008 (UTC)


Helloo ;)[edit]

Want to adopt me... ;) Gaia WH MUN UmP 23:07, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

Helloo[edit]

Want to adopt me... ;) Gaia WH MUN UmP 23:12, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

I'm barely here to be of any help. I've been busy raisin' my family & preparin' for the End of Days. You sure you don't want to be adopted by a more active user? Premier Tom Mayfair


Huff[edit]

why did you huff my article and pictures? that took me a while. how would you feel if I huffed your articles? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shenanigans (talk • contribs)

Read and compare:
I just couldn't stand to see it on the main space when this obiviously is in major work. Use your namespace next time till it is finished, then move it to the main space. I have had my stuff huffed before and the world didn't end. The other reason I did it is because I'm a cynical fucker. Premier Tom Mayfair

COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!![edit]

Come back to the channel! We miss you!!! Love, Sig.PNG  P.S. This is Vampiregirl

Why...[edit]

...did you ban me? JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 20:17, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Removal of content. Forum:VFC. Are you an administrator? Premier Tom Mayfair 20:18, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
No, but I was just cleaning up all the joke noms... JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 20:20, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
By who's authority? An administrator ask of you to do this? Premier Tom Mayfair 20:22, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
No, but the VFC is serious business. Not stupid people being jerks. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 20:25, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Don't lecture me on Serious Business. If you can't take a joke, for any reason, I suggest you leave. It was more ironic than a joke, little man. Premier Tom Mayfair 20:28, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Take a joke? Of course I can. And I don't see what was ironic about it. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 20:33, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

User:Drama was created for this soul purpose. For all the fuckin' whiny emos that can't see the lighter side of things. Premier Tom Mayfair 20:37, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Are you calling me a fucking whiny emo?!?!?! JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 20:39, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Aye, that I am. The purpose of User:Drama is clearly stated in the contributions. At least the ones of us that have worked here longer than others can see the ironic side of it. You know, back when humour was the objective of the site. Premier Tom Mayfair 20:43, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Good, an' FU too. 'Cause I ain't. And those contirbutions all have an edit summary of Codeine's talk page. So...problem? JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 20:48, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
With related links to "Serious Forums". How 'bout you just not touch other people's edits and especially in the forums. Do not disrespect me again. Premier Tom Mayfair 20:51, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Disrespect you? Sorry, but I can't. I only disrespect commies as a whole. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 20:54, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
People, please! Can't you two stop fighting for just long enough to see that you were both made for each other? I'm not saying that you both have to be gay, I'm just saying that you'll be a lot better off if you're both at least gay for each other. (Also, Zarbi, don't edit other peoples' comments. It's bad mojo to edit someone out of history) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:26, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Don't worry. We discussed it in the IRC and he doesn't care. So, he's been banned indefinitely. Premier Tom Mayfair 22:43, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Indefinitely? You two need to take a time out. Let me get you some herbal tea. By "herbal", I mean "pot". On a side note: did you ever look up that the stars and think, "Man, if my legs were any shorter, I wouldn't touch the ground"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:28, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

I don't look up. The satellites can get face recognitions that way. Premier Tom Mayfair 23:46, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

You should. You're denying the stars a peek at perfection. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:00, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Does a little bit of a bad attitiude really warrant an indefinite ban? Is he really as bad as page blankers and abusive users? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 06:21, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

In a way he is. One, we do not remove content from a forum unless warranted by an administrator or if it's blatant spam that would violate policy. Since my first reaction was just a 2 hour ban, I believe I was fair. Then he started to bitch & moan on the IRC so I made it 3 hours. Then some administrator unbanned him from the mere 3 hour wait, which was installed for him to think his actions & attitude over, With the unbannin', he grew ever more cocky and his lame threats on the IRC were tiredsome.
So yes, an indefinite ban seemed warranted since I rather move on than listen to a whiny emo kick & scream on how the world is unfair. This is not their playground to go removin' content that they themselves do not agree with. I don't agree with some stuff here but I have to man up & deal with it. Since he wasn't one of those that can man up & take a 2 hour ban then why further deal with him. Encyclopedia Dramatica is the place he'll fit in better. Premier Tom Mayfair 12:24, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
Ooh... wow. Well... um... Sorry, JZ but he's got a point there... I dunno what else to say :P -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:26, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote[edit]

From--Sycamore (Talk) 17:40, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008[edit]

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Happy Hanukkah[edit]

Happy Holidays![edit]

Wiccan20Countess20-20Yule20Reef20-2.gif Happy Pagan Holiday from Tayor. Actually, Yule was the 21st. But, uh, the Christian Christmas is a capitalistic farce, so, uh, hah. Long live the original!
And I am SO not a heathen

w00t The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 20:05, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit]

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UnSignpost 1st January 2009[edit]

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Adopting?[edit]

Hey noticed that you were adopting, after trying out Mordillo's matress I found out that it didnt have enough bounce for my buck. Ill try yours tho! (In other words I tried to get addopted by Mordillo, found out he didnt care a **** about me, and then came here!) Will you accept me?Drag 02:01, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 8th January 09[edit]

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NYET![edit]

Do not be alarmed, Premier Mayfair, of my sudden reappearance. I have come with urgent message. UNSOC is practically abandoned. WE MUST SAVE HER! My olden days running the Nazi Party were worse! Since I do not know how, I request you mass-message all members! We can still save her! Sincerely, Evil Pi, founder of UNAP

UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January[edit]

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Thanks![edit]

Darling, thank you so much for your vote on Potatochopper of the Year. It means a great deal to fragile ego to have your vote. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:29, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

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Greetings, Soviet...[edit]

I have made something for you.

Specifications (Hammer & Sickle Fighter)[edit]

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 20 ft

Wingspan: 15 ft

Height: 7 ft

Loaded weight: 900 lb

Powerplant: 1x Stalinator Rocket.

Performance

Maximum speed: 1,000 mph

Cruise speed: 900 mph

Range: 3,000 miles.

Armament

Guns: 2x Sickle throwers, 1 in the middle of each wing, and 1 Hammer thrower, mounted on top of the cockpit.

Bombs: 4 250 lb Communist propaganda bombs.

Do you like it? --Absolutely Not Benson 16:47, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

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UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!![edit]

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We love you Tom![edit]

Not really. Sorry to get your hopes up. I'm a terrible counselor. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:59, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special[edit]


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UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever[edit]

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:06, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey Big Boy[edit]

Miss you. Come back for an 'extended' time, won't you?  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 15:49, 12 June 2009

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th![edit]

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:21, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th[edit]

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:15 30 June 2009

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:44, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:06, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:08, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 04:54, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:50, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:51, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit]

Hand delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:47, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit]

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I Ripped You Off[edit]

I really like your User Time user box. But I was here for one day, then gone for a month and a half, then came back. I wanted a user box that would show how long I've been here not counting that one day. You can see my ripoff description where I credit you at User:Miley_Spears/Userboxes or see the box itself at User:Miley Spears/User Time2. I hope that's OK! Miley Spears 02:44, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit]

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UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit]

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Will Pedobear attend this year's Mayfair?[edit]

I noticed you're one of the 9.5 people who huffed the article Pedobear because it sucked. (I say 9.5 because someone huffed it twice. And yes you're all getting this message). Well I'm trying to write an article that won't be huffed. I know I'm treading into dangerous territory, but I've gone into Huff Land before and survived. If you have any suggestions, I'd love to see them at Talk:Pedobear. Thanks! Danger Girl <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk)

UnSignpost 4th September[edit]

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:49, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Randomber 99th[edit]

Equally important, please think of the burrito arthritiss! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:12, 7 September 2009

UnSignpost September 10/17[edit]

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/17-09-09 This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:01, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009[edit]

Hand delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 16:19, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009[edit]

Late deliver courtesy of Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:21, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

About Rcchurch.jpg[edit]

I know it's been two years since you uploaded File:Rcchurch.jpg so you may not remember even if you knew back then, but I'm curious--is that from a real church? If so, do you know what church? Or is it an altered image? (Also, I hope the Secret Service thing is going all right. I've been involved in two or three investigations--from both sides of the fence--and they ain't always pretty). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:32, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009[edit]