[edit] I'm Listening, Start Talking

[edit] Rudolph?

...the very thought of it. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 09:13, Aug 30

Rudolph, the red haired teenager

Had a very shiny head

(Like an energy saving lightbulb)

   Orian57    Talk   13:46 30 August 2009

And what is the issue with Red heads? Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 02:40, 31/08/2009

What's right with them? /me remembers that all your kids are gingers and quietly leaves the room./    Orian57    Talk   02:47 31 August 2009

And so was Jessica Rabbit, Carrot top, and Farrah Fawcett-Majors. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 02:50, 31/08/2009

Lol, women, you should stop using them to try and get your point across, cos it'll never work.    Orian57    Talk   08:35 31 August 2009

I tried, but I Failed to think of an attractive male red-head in the media... Getting carrot top was as close as I could get. Bleagh! Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 00:38, 1/09/2009

I have literally no idea what you mean. On reflection I hardly know what I meant before so, whatever: Gingers are teh ghay.    Orian57    Talk   00:40 1 September 2009

As my surname in the unreal world is actually "Ginger", I have to point out that.. okay, some of us are, but some of us aren't, and some of us are just really confused. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 07:30, 1/09/2009

Should I mention at this point that my best mate is a ginger? It seems as good a juncture as any. --UU - natter 08:05, Sep 1

No you absolutely should not. If you were any kind of friend you would strive to keep his condition as secret as possible. Not tell the whole world about it.    Orian57    Talk   11:30 1 September 2009

The lead singer of my favouritiest band ever ever ever is also called Ginger. You're on thin ice indeed, my uphill-gardening friend... --UU - natter 08:14, Sep 2

Oh you're not one of those ginger sympathisers are you? Parading around saying "they're people too" -- they're not. And tehy're violent too - they should be locked until they go bald or grey. Also on a completely different and non-orange note, Fallout 3 is amazing.    Orian57    Talk   08:35 2 September 2009

What about the Suid Afrikaan band "Just Jinger" that were around for about 5 seconds back in the 80's. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 09:17, 2/09/2009

Just because Orian is teh gheyz and can't spell, no need to go over-writing his comments, young Puppy... --UU - natter 12:07, Sep 2

You're a bully. And I saw those ban logs too! /Me runs away crying/    Orian57    Talk   21:00 2 September 2009

Finally! --UU - natter 21:05, Sep 2

Wait. So is it bad to be ginger? /shaves head. Cos, you know, I'm, er, completely not ginger. Yeah. Nameable • mumble? 21:11, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

So let's recap: my best mate is ginger, so is one of my absolute idols. I'd say that comes down on the "not bad" side of things for me. --UU - natter 21:15, Sep 2

Aww, and I used to like you.    Orian57    Talk   21:21 2 September 2009

Is that what it takes? I'm ginger, and so is my wife. --UU - natter 21:28, Sep 2

[edit] FYI

My comment regarding the VFH-changing-ness on the WotM page was meant as a joke, though it retrospect it probably didn't come across that way (obviously). Yes, I know I can be anal, and yes, I know that it's often counterproductive, and yes, I regret that the first thing causes the second thing, but in that case I meant it as a joke (otherwise I'd have made a forum topic). So yeah. Sorry if I'm sometimes exasperating, but you should probably realize that it legitmately bothers me when stupid little things like that aren't done (along with whether or not my fingernails are the same length). So yeah. Sorry. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:39, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

The first few times it comes across as a joke, but after the umpteenth time you've just trawled through all the site upkeep and maintenance stuff that you need to do as an admin and then you come across one of those comments, it can get old. You caught me on a particularly fraught day yesterday, trying to get 8 hours of work done in 5 so I could leave early to take the wife to see the midwife (I made it, and heard a tiny heartbeat - beautiful), hence the over-reaction. But yeah, we know it bothers you, you've made that abundantly clear - but this site is run by unpaid volunteers who occasionally have other things to do, so relax just a little, and enjoy writing! --UU - natter 08:09, Sep 2

Gotcha. Hopefully your job eventually becomes less stressful for you. Also, congrats on the baby, by the way. Do you two know the due date/baby's sex etc. yet? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:03, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Project Doggystyle with the Devil

First of all, I am NOT paid by any marketing firm to do this, nor am I a diehard fan of District 9. I did watch the movie, and I found it pretty decent. However, the real fodder for my articles is the ridiculous viral marketing campaign of that movie. Not only they built a fictional corporate homepage and a fictional blog, at this year's Comic-Con, they even organized a protest outside, chanting for non-human rights! If that wasn't batfuck insane for you (chances are it wasn't), even the bathrooms in the Comic-Con barred non-humans! I just want to lampoon the over-the-top viral marketing like how Stephen Colbert travesties real bloviators and how Josef Stalin parodied 1984's Big Brother. If Jimbo Wales got to make fun of Uncyclopedia by creating Wikipedia, I should at least be given a chance to make fun of District 9.

Second, if the sheer lack of articles and/or organization is making you batfuck insane, here's my ultimate plan for Project Doggystyle with the Devil:
MNU Banned: This category is for articles that your usual oppressive corporation would not want you to read.

• MWB: MWB, or Menslike Weerstandbeweging (Afrikaans for Human Resistance Movement), is a human-supremacist organization opposed to prawn rights. I made up MWB myself, so it does not show up in the movie. However, it is a parody of Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging, an actual white-supremacist movement in South Africa. The humor of the article will be that although it claims to welcome humans of all colors, subtle cues throughout the page will reveal the implicit racism of MWB as well as its explicit anti-prawnism.
• District 9 (bootleg): This article is about District 9 as written by a prawn. The prawn is not very good at English, so the article will be really shitty grammar. Still, the prawn is able to expose horrible conditions in his home district. All other articles ending with (bootleg) will share the same characteristics.
• District 9 (MWB): Similar to the bootleg article of District 9, but with a flair of anti-prawn hatred. You guessed it: All other other articles ending with (MWB) will offend even the BNP.
• I'll think of more articles...

MNU Approved: This category is for your everyday corporate propaganda, the exact opposite of the above.

• District 9: This is an introductory article, linking to human and non-human versions of MNU's article on District 9.
• District 9 (human): This is where MNU gets to redeem itself through sugar-coating its role in the history of the prawn reservation.
• District 9 (non-human): Same as the above, with a catch. If you notice the highlight and the summary of the non-human text images, they are very similar to their English counterpart, but instead of euphemisms and nice words like "Violators will be subject to international criminal law." and "Have a nice day!", non-human text will have commanding, more explicit content like "Violators will face the death penalty." and "Strength through unity, unity through faith.". My goal is to be subtle, like the white "nothings" in the Andrei Tarkovsky article
• Still more to come...

Did you know...

that the phrase Do not hesitate to ask was carefully designed by call centre managers as a psychological prod, because although a double negative is literally a positive, the repeated use of a negative impinges on the subconscious and has the opposite effect, so that the listener subconsciously hears Do not ask or Do hesitate to ask. I know this phenomena because I am never wrong. POTR

If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask, just not literally in front of the computer screen. I just want to be understood, that's all.
Your truly,
markchung —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Markchung (talk • contribs)

Wow, thanks for the in-depth response - I'll give it the attention it deserves after I get through the rest of the stuff I need to do this morning. --UU - natter 08:18, Sep 2

Can I make a suggestion here? There seems to be a strong link to one of the concepts in here ad PCASF. In fact it sounds like a repeat of this concept, with the basis being a racial hate group - as opposed to a homosexual hate group. I'd like to see this developed on a user page before launched on the rest of the Uncyclopeadian community, because this idea will either rock, or tank. By the way, if the answer to the first question was no, too late. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 09:18, 2/09/2009

I really don't like these kind of "comment" templates. They are even worse if you plan on using them on articles unrelated to district 9. In almost all cases, all they do is clutter the articles, and "canned-joke" templates always turn into tired jokes rather quickly. --Mn-z 16:52, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

If the templates are to be used across just this series of connected articles, and they are part of the concept, then I have no real problem with that. If they start getting used on other articles not part of this series and cluttering them up, then I would have a problem. Now that the idea has been explained, I'm cool with giving it a chance, but I'll be keeping an eye on this, and may end up moving it to userspace if I think it needs more time. But as the humour has been missed more than once now, I'd suggest making it a little more obvious in places exactly what you're trying to do - if everyone misses the point, arguably the point isn't actually there, if you see what I mean. --UU - natter 10:56, Sep 3

[edit] Do you remember moving my article?

I'm almost complete but i need help just look at it here thx.bye. <img src="https://profile.microsoft.com/RegSysProfileCenter/images/loading.gif" alt="" width="32" height="32" />Sα∏♦ 08:09, September 3, 2009 (UTC) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Salh474 (talk • contribs) (I know technically you tried to sign it, but your sig doesn't work properly and this is helpful to me)

OK, I'll take a look. Quick tip: with links, capitalisation matters. Look at how I've formatted your link - that's how they work. --UU - natter 10:47, Sep 3

Um - I don't want to discourage you here - I can see you have put in plenty of work, and it's coming along - but I think it still needs work doing. My suggestion would be to put it up for a pee review and work on it based on the feedback you get. A good review will give you plenty of tips and advice on how to really make your article work. Once you've had a good review, and worked on the suggestions you get, come back, and hopefully we'll be in a position to move it back to mainspace. Good luck! --UU - natter 10:50, Sep 3

[edit] Do you remember moving my article?

I'm almost complete but i need help; just look at it, i dont even know how to give a link to it. thx.bye.

<img src="https://profile.microsoft.com/RegSysProfileCenter/images/loading.gif" alt="" width="32" height="32" />Sα∏♦ 08:10, September 3, 2009 (UTC) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Salh474 (talk • contribs) (I know technically you tried to sign it, but your sig doesn't work properly and this is helpful to me)

OK, I'll take a look. Woah - deja vu. --UU - natter 10:47, Sep 3

[edit] Thanks!

Sincere Thanks

Thank you very much for helping to make me August 2009's Writer of the Month.

This is hands down one of the best moments I've had on Uncyclopedia. And you helped make it possible. Thank you.

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~}

Thanks for the vote comment you left too. That made my day. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 00:03, Sep 4

No problem man, just be sure to keep writing - I wanna see more stuff from you! --UU - natter 12:27, Sep 9

[edit] Suddenly Susan Says Super (Brooke Shields)

Miley Spears thanks you for voting For the VFH nominated Brooke Shields. It was selected as the Feature article for September 4, 2009!

Thanks for voting for! I'm glad you liked Suddenly Susan. CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 01:53, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnSignpost 4th September

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

The newspaper that missed an issue and no-one even noticed.

Date September something-or-other, 2009 • Issue 63 • Nobody reads this bit anyway

Left alone to write the entire UnSignpost, Ape delivers sub-par, mostly self-referential issue By An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays "What happened to the signpost?" was the question on literally nobody's lips this week, as Uncyclopedia's favourite newspaper which everyone loves to read but no-one can be bothered to write for took another step on the long slow descent to obscurity. Unfortunately Fortunately, Uncyclopedia's premier Ape-based entertainer, and occasional UnSignpost writer, An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays heroically stepped into the breach to save the flagging newsrag from going the way of the dodo, the Irish Elk, and Mhaille's marriage. However, our intrepid hero, i.e. me, soon discovered the enormity of the task that lay ahead of him. Boxes had to be filled, interesting and thought-provoking forums had to be discovered and linked to, block logs had to be accessed and trawled for witty comments (unsuccessfully, as it turned out) and this article and presumably another one below it had to be written. "I never thought it could be this hard," Ape told himself, with sexual innuendo very much intended. "How did Gerrycheevers keep finding stuff to write about? There doesn't really seem to be much happening around here. I mean, I could start whoring my newest articles under the flimsy guise of self-referential irony, but that would be shit really. Who wants to see that? Nobody, that's who." However, in the absence of anything funny or clever to say, our hero, (who is gradually being revealed to be more of an anti-hero, like Alex in A Clockwork Orange, except with no sense of style) proceeded to do exactly that, shamelessly whoring two articles (which, if anything, evince his decline as a comedy writer), eliciting a universal chorus of groans and boos from all who had the misfortune to read it. An appeal to the Uncyclopedia community By An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays Seriously guys, if you don't want any more shitty issues like this I'm going to need help, or else the signpost is going to die like all the other well-intentioned projects that nobody bothers with. What we need is: People to do interesting stuff that I can write about. People to contribute to the signpost. Fabulous prizes. Thank you for your time.

Check out these pages! Does anyone think we should fuck up Pee Review? Hyperbole fails to understand UN:N The FBI are pedos? From our logs: 23:23, September 1, 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) blocked 70.81.7.211 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎ (THat FAG JUST WOULDN`T STOP SUCKING MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 13:08, September 1, 2009 Under user (Talk | contribs) blocked 131.6.84.110 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (blanking a WCW article? do you know how much of a moron that flags you up as?) 08:32, September 2, 2009 Under user (Talk | contribs) blocked Mordillo (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of a minor existential crisis ‎ (wait, so we DON'T care about people's gay friends? but I thought that was the whole POINT. what's the use in anything any more? I'm so disillusioned) 09:13, September 2, 2009 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked Under user (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of a debate ‎ (Are you gay then? You seem gay to me. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Unless you sleep with Orian. Do you? Are you gay then?) 09:26, September 2, 2009 Under user (Talk | contribs) blocked Mordillo (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of a riposte ‎ (no wai, im not ghey, ive had lodes and lodes of chix. ur just jelus bcos ur mum's ghey. and ur dad. yeah, you herd, their both teh gheyz!) 21:09, September 1, 2009 Mhaille (Talk | contribs) blocked 92.0.51.13 (Talk) with an expiry time of 6 months ‎ (well fuck off then, wanker) Biopic of the Week Can't be fucked with this. Old School Featured Article of The Week Pot v. Kettle was a landmark case in USA history, giving people the right to make hypocritical statements without fear of retribution. It began as a civil rights case, as Kettle alleged that Pot "did not let [Kettle] work at the Pot's store solely for the color of [his] kitchenware". What made this Supreme Court case unique was the fact that the Pot himself was black, as was the Kettle. Nostalgia Box Remember when Gerry was here? Things were so much better back then.

UnSignpost Main Page • Contact the Editors • Sign Up for Delivery • Get the Userbox

Teh PWNerator B=D~ 16:40, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Kriptonite

Bro, that's fine that you removed the floating around "2nd nom" version. The only important thing is the article, which has now been upgraded to almost-maybe feature nom quality. Perhaps you could check the latest version I did with help of Mr N recently. If you have any advice, I'm all ears. Thanks--Funnybony 19:14, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] What's Going on Under There?

You see what I did there? That's called convoloution. My internet seems ti be working properly now so I hope to be more active again. Although this past week Uncyc has been competing with Fallout 3, you played that? It's just so brilliant!    Orian57    Talk   22:34 4 September 2009

Fallout 3? I've heard good things about that, but with a kid on the way, I have zero cash available for any other stuff. New games are right out. I'm basically squeezing as much as I can out of the demos I download on the 360, gaming-wise. But I did hear the nipper's heartbeat for the first time this week, so very little can crush my mood at present! --UU - natter 08:24, Sep 6

I've sunk at least sixty hours into it over the past six days. Which is sort of terrible I suppose, I'm not even sure how I managed that because I got halfway through season two of CSI:Miami and wrote a short story. Anyway if you can scrimp together twenty quid I highly recommend it. And then another fifty for the downloads, which I've just started buying. And I'm glad to hear that everything's alright with the baby, hope Mrs UU is doing ok too. I've heard pregnancy can become a real drag after a while. Most women don't last much longer than nine months -- which is weak, don't you think? I could clear a year, easy!    Orian57    Talk   13:12 6 September 2009

I've spent most of the last couple of days listening to an album called Chutzpah! by The Wildhearts, who are my favouritiest band ever ever ever. And looking forward to my holiday to Italy in a week and seeing the Wildhearts live shortly after we get back. If i can just get through one really tough week at work first, life should be good. Fortunately, I've ripped Chutzpah! to my mp3 player, so at least I'm armed to the teeth with weapons of ROCK! Ahem - I may be a little tired, it's past my bedtime, I think. --UU - natter 20:05, Sep 6

lower case "I", oh you are slipping. And Italy, that sounds... foreign. I might just look into this album.    Orian57    Talk   22:23 6 September 2009

Actually, the "shift" key on my laptop is almost completely fucked - I'm making representations to my boss for a new keyboard because I nearly have to stand on it before the shift will work, and half the letters have been rubbed clean off the keys, which makes typing interesting! --UU - natter 08:06, Sep 8

[edit] An electronic message from the desk of ChiefjusticeDS

Hi UU, I doubt you noticed the relative decline in my PEEing. Even if you didn't, I apologise for it. The reason is that soon I will be heading to University to have an education of sorts and I am currently in the midst of making sure I don't end up on the streets, playing the guitar and offering to PEE review people's....anythings for food. The only reason for this message is to make you aware of my departure and thus to stop you thinking I am no longer pulling my weight as, from now until the Christmas holidays, my number of reviews will drop considerably. Also, thank you very much for the PEEing awards, these things help me feel like a much more worthwhile person and I will continue to review when I can.

Thanks for all your help over the last couple of months. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:10, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Hey Chief. The decline in your reviewing has been noticed, and we're working toward picking up the pace somewhat, but nobody here is blaming you for actually having a life. I've been thinking of getting one myself. Apparently they're quite useful. Before you do part for the undiscovered country, I'd appreciate if you would put you voice forward as the PEEr with possibly the strongest flow over the past few months toward the current RotM. I obviously have my own leanings, but I'd appreciate it if you would simply vote with your conscience. (Is it whoring to ask somebody to vote without telling them how they should vote? If it is, sorry UU, be gentle with my ban time.) Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 23:49, 5/09/2009

Hey Chief - of course I've noticed your contributions and the number thereof - I keep a close eye on things! But you have nothing to worry about as far as "pulling your weight" goes - very few people manage to sustain a high volume of pee for too long, real life tends to intrude in one way or another. Hell, it's stopped me doing as many reviews as I want to each month as well. I'm very grateful for the help you've given over the last few months, and wish you all the best with Uni and the stuff that really matters. Uncyc will be here if you get any spare time, and it'll be good to see you around, but it's not the most important thing: you're only a student once, so enjoy the hell out of it (I really miss being a student). --UU - natter 08:07, Sep 6

[edit] UnSignpost Randomber 39th

By and large, please think of the dance blenders! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 02:15, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Zombies

So, I saw you delete User:Orian/UnBooks:The Zombie Diaries on my watchlist, and I asked Orian if I could have it in my userspace to work on it and such and he agreed. So, could you restore it and move it to my userspace? Thanks in advance. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 02:05, 8 September 2009

Bang. --UU - natter 08:12, Sep 8

Thanks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 14:32, 8 September 2009

[edit] Another thingy

I just noticed you deleted HowTo:Make a Toothpick out of a Raccoon's Penis, and I'd like to complete it in my userspace. I'm not the original author, but I saw the article and it looked promising. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 02:18, 8 September 2009

And bang. --UU - natter 08:12, Sep 8

And thanks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 14:36, 8 September 2009

[edit] Thanking you for your vote on Psyché

So, tell me about your mother. Do you have any naked photos of her? Do you want some? Thank you for sharing your innermost thoughts, and voting for this article. Random German facts for the day: Did you know the German word meaning placenta, Mutterkuchen literally translates as Mother-cake. The Father of modern psychology grew up saying Mother-cake whenever talking about placenta. Be afraid... be very afraid!

Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 22:27, 8/09/2009

[edit] I'm back!

And I'm black/ because I used to be white (nigga)/ and I think it's about tyme/ I started spitting this rhyme (bitch fuckka). Is it any good? Don't worry it has nothing to do with wrappers.    Orian57    Talk   01:19 9 September 2009

Back in Black/ I hit the sack/ I been too long I'm glad to be back/ yes I'm let loose/ from the noose/ that's kept me hangin' around/ I been looking at the sky/ 'cause it's getting me high/ forget the hearse 'cause I'll never die/ I got nine lives/ cats eyes/ abusing every one of 'em and running wild/ 'cause I'm back... --UU - natter 11:55, Sep 9

Well, good to see anarchy isn't dead. But Marble Madness, how bad is it?    Orian57    Talk   12:02 9 September 2009

Marble Madness? /me gets misty-eyed nostalgia-vision. Oh man, I remember breaking my mate's joystick in frustration at that game. (Note: that is not a euphemism in any way shape or form, and should not be interpreted as such) Wow, that takes me back... The article? Oh, right. It's not bad. I'd say without giving it a full review, I'd guess it'd get a score in the thirties from me - needs a few more chuckles to really shine, but quite nifty. Will that do for now? --UU - natter 12:16, Sep 9

Considering I threw it together pretty quickly that's better than I was expecting. And I never even knew it was an actual game, I just found teh red link somewhere and got the idea. And you broke your friend's joystick eh? And now you're having kids just to rub it in? Nice.    Orian57    Talk   12:35 9 September 2009

What do they teach you kids in school these days? Go play it - learn something! --UU - natter 12:48, Sep 9

In schools? How to hide, stay out of the lime light and develop stalking tendencies because he's just so close. And yeah, I won't. Also I have an idea about merging CSI and Cluedo in unholy matrimony. I know we've already got a few CSI themed articles around but I like the idea. What think you?    Orian57    Talk   12:59 9 September 2009

As with most overdone ideas, there's still room for more if it's a good spin on the idea. Handled properly, that could be one such spin. Give it a try, see what happens. Also, try playing the game for a minute or two at least - you never know, might give you an idea for the article. Or it might not... --UU - natter 13:51, Sep 9

[edit] Deleted Article

Hello, Back when I was young, one of my articles called Used Goods was deleted due to me doing something or other. It was a couple of years ago. Is it easy to restore this and chuck it at my userspace? OBLONGLobster. (hello) 11:38, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Well, User:Matt lobster/Used Goods already existed, so I moved it to User:Matt lobster/Used Goods1. --UU - natter 11:52, Sep 9

You're a star!! And ehhh...didn't realise it was already there...Thanks for your help. OBLONGLobster. (hello) 11:55, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Could I be cheeky enough to further request that Apoc.jpg and GBnowales.jpg also be restored. I assume they were deleted as nothing linked to them when the Used Goods was deleted. OBLONGLobster. (hello) 12:06, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, as far as I know, deleted images can't be restored, they have to be re-uploaded. Unlike pages, which can always be restored, when an image is deleted, it's gone. And yes, I think they got caught in one of the regular unused image purges. --UU - natter 12:21, Sep 9

OK, well I guess regular unused image purges are a fact of life in this harsh unforgiving terrain. Thanks for your help. OBLONGLobster. (hello) 14:44, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I'm still here!!

Just when you thought you had gotten rid of me I reappear with more tedious stuff for UU to help me with do for me. I would like to ask you to give me rollback ability to help me out when I'm doing maintenance and the like. I ask you only because you are the administrator I have had the most contact with (I know I live a sad, quiet Uncyc life) since my arrival and thus you can make a better decision as to my suitability. Don't feel you need to give them to me at all, apparently I'm given far too much in this life already (education, a home, food etc etc) I just figured it would be faster than trawling my way through all 3 of those edit screens. Oh and I promise I will leave to go to university soon. Thanks. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:26, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Rollback? Sorry, beyond my capabilities that - only 'crats have the power to grant rollback. Have a word with that nice Mordillo feller, he's the man for that. --UU - natter 21:55, Sep 9

You have just shattered so many of my dreams! UU not able to do something on Uncyclopedia?? *Dies of the shock*. I shall head on over and ask Mordillo then, Ta very much anyway. --ChiefjusticeDS 06:05, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you from the trainyards

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[edit] Now, I don't deny being a little thick