User talk:Yodel monkey

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Adoptee Information[edit]

Alright, consider yourself adopted. You can put {{Adoptee|Mrmonkey72}} on your userpage to let people know I'm your adopter. As for signatures and formatting, you'd have to ask me specifics. However, if you want to read up about how to make a signature that's custom, like mine or others, go to UN:SIG. Otherwise, just writing out four tildes (the ~) sign will sign your username automatically for you. Formatting-wise, I strongly recommend just looking at the code of other pages when trying to figure something out for your own. It's what I did when I first joined and it's worked so far. Also, I copied and pasted this into your talk just in case you don't already know: people usually respond to messages that you leave on their page. Just watching the page with the little watch tab on the top is the easiest way to see when you get a response. If you've got any other questions, feel free to ask. Welcome to Uncyc! --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:57, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 11th December[edit]

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PsychotypeD 03:01, 12 December 2008 (UTC) WHOO HOO DUDE... I'm shocked at the review of Black Manta, but hey I guess viewers can like an comedy more than the creator. This is the first 41 rating I've gotten so hey, I'm honored and grateful that you liked it. I'll be using this review as reference for my future articles, glad you liked the article.

P.S. Thanks for the comment on my article concepts and topics, that really means alot.

PsychotypeD 06:07, 12 December 2008 (UTC)Yep that was me... what's up.

Thanks for the Pee[edit]

It was tasty both constuructive and encouraging. Cheers! Sanareth 15:26, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

PsychotypeD 21:44, 13 December 2008 (UTC) Alright, I've been wanting someone to review my Transformers article for weeks (in fact I was banging my head in the wall saying "REVIEW IT PLEASE!) Now I do want to say, I actually did like the movie a lot... I just found some interesting flaws. I'll work on shortening it, I actually have thought of taking out the part about things to remember. The reason it's so long is because it's meant to look just like a movie article from Wikipedia and I've read a lot of those articles. Come to think of it, maybe that's why it took so long to review. Well I'll try to shorten it and glad you enjoyed it. I really feel that I've made a lot of good success for someone who has only been with this sight for a month.

PsychotypeD 03:54, 14 December 2008 (UTC) You got it, as long as there is entertainment and as long as there are flaws in them... I'll keep spoofing.

P.S. I'll read your request when I get the chance.

PsychotypeD 15:18, 16 December 2008 (UTC)Okay I got some time in today and looked at your article on opening a jar. So I will tell you my views but I give you warning that I'm really about writing comedy not reviewing it (unless it's in the form of a video or an article on this site that is reeeeeeeally funny). Okay here we go...

I'm going to start off by saying it does have a good go at it, how jars are like ninjas and if not opened properly they will kill you. I think that was pretty good. I will say that I do think that you should add some pictures. I personally feel if an article doesn't have at least two or three pictures, it is just a long piece of text that has difficulty drawing you in. Seriously, sometimes I will just start to read an article simply because it has some great and funny pictures that draw me in. I also think that the little story in the... What was it the execution or something... should be removed or moved somewhere else because it seems to be a bit random. Also there is a bit of rambling in some of the sections, and sometimes it draws on for so long that starts to get a little random and hard to understand the story. It also does seem to break away from the step by step process. I can't really offer much advice, but if you can organize it a bit it could come out sounding really great.

Well that's what I can say, but keep my little warning in mind. It may be a strange warning, but that's how I work. You can show the article to a few other users and get Mr.Monkey to help you if there's any problems.

Pee type stuff[edit]

Hi there Yodel monkey, I thought I'd drop by and thank you for taking the time to help a few people out with some pee reviews. It's always good to see new users get stuck in and help out - but then, I'd expect as much from an adoptee of MrMonkey, a primate who knows his stuff. Anyway, if you're interested in such things, there's a usergroup called PEEING for those who like to help out with reviews (or opinionated types like me, whatever's your preference), and if you want to join, you've already met the criteria. Just thought I'd mention it.

If not, no worries, have a good time on the wiki. Toodles! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:08, Dec 19

UnSignpost 1st January 2009[edit]

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PsychotypeD 00:42, 9 January 2009 (UTC) Hey Yodel Monkey, I read your review on Elmo's World. Glad you enjoyed it, yeah maybe the subject is a bit overused, but funny is funny. Thanks again, I'll see what I can do about the the christianity part.

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That the little blanking there was a mistake? ~ 20:16, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

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Howtosandcastle.jpg "Joshy, what do you say to all the nice boys and girls...?"

Uh… Oh yeah thanks! Mrs Peterson said that I had to thank you all for voting on my story, even if you do all have stupid names. Daddy read it too and then he told me that he lied about the sharks as well as his hands being tied up! Mummy gave him a row though so it’s ok now. But now I want to know what the men and women who fight the boy-eating sharks do! Dandelion thinks they’re bankers.

Glad you liked it! :D Also it looks like you've left and then come back so welcome back, and I don't think we've spoken before so I'd like to extend some formal greetings. :) Have fun! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:32 6 May 2009

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Fatdrunkstupid.jpg Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you!

Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

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