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[edit] Messages below

Excuse me your Zimness, but we desperately need someone to give Ban Patrol some attention. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:01, 6 May

We just had a rampant vandal, but Modus got him. Normally I wouldn't have bothered ya, but I thought Modus had buggered off and you were the only other admin I saw on RC. -OptyC Sucks!

CUN14:19, 7 May

[edit] UnNews

Hey, thanks for the tip-off. I admit, i am quite vain :D. THanks again, for the welcome :) —The la Zhel 06:38, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Have a nice day

Is it just me or is UnNews:Have a nice day more like an article than an UnNews? http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 06:46, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] So Zim

Why is that you're not making audios anymore? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:46, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Well...

In tribute, I recorded audio to your article UnNews:Green Day says bad things about Wal-Mart. I do hope I did your revviness justice. Feel free to trump it if it displeases you. ;) – http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/f2/FuhQ.gif http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/84/ZDsig.gif http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (eye) (spy) ...·º•ø®@» 02:12, 25 May 2009

Nice diction, great news voice... are you trying to lure me away from my sexy wife? Very nice! Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:23, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey

I think you know a lot about UnNews, so how do I get one of my articles on the template on the front page? Staircase 22:50, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Picture

As to the picture, I get all my cute girl pics from porn sites. A surprising thing is that they always have a variety of pics, and they always start out clothed. You should see her unclothed....wow. As to the advise or commands...uh...okay. *smiles* - Clemens177 12:24, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] No offense, but...

I think your revision of my UnNews downright sucks. Staircase 01:37, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

None taken. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:40, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey Zim, could you do me a favor and explain your changes to Stairs? Her Cajekiness • <6:03 May 31, 2009>

I've been trying to, but I keep running into edit conflicts with his talk page. Stairs has his panties in a bunch over nothing. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 06:07, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Your edits are fine, but it was his article. You started editing it without talking to him, plus he's new at this! This isn't ED Her Cajekiness • <6:11 May 31, 2009>

Whoa, whoa whoa? Now don't you get your panties in a bunch. I am in the process of very carefully explaining how this all got started so as to unbunch his panties. I think he mistook my normal way of communicating as snarkiness, when in fact I was being "funny". I have a funny way of being funny, I'm told. Sort of like when I give you advice about your panties, Stairs panties, and the fact that I'm not wearing any panties right now. Sort of like your insinuation that I may not know this isn't ED. Anyway, mostly he's (she?) in a snit because I talked about banning him for blowing me off. I took that as saying "fuck you" to an admin who's trying to be helpful, which is not cool. I will slowly, calmly, nicely, step by step, but in my own manner, explain this to him. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 06:44, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Zim, I like you but he's my adoptee. Me and DJ Irreverent like the old version better and I kinda... reverted it. I mean, you can ban me if you want, but really, let's just let this one go. Me and you could collaborate on something! That could be cool! Her Cajekiness • <6:47 May 31, 2009>

I actually had many good reasons for the changes I made to this article. Hours ago I began to enumerate the reasons and explain my position on his talk page, but rapidly I encountered a growing clusterfuck of "discussion" that resembled a room of schoolboys comparing penis widths while they should be learning that the tangent is the sine over the cosine. I couldn't keep up with the rate of change of the bullshit, so I never got to actually say why I made the changes. Staircase never got to learn about UnNews guidelines because all he was interested in was his article. Looking at his talk page, he's a drama queen. He's gotten you and a couple of others giving in to him "because it's his favorite UnNews he's written". You may have a paternal attachment to this kid, and he's used it to create a conflict between us. Let's hope this doesn't lead to more pissy behavior in the future. On another note, I hope this blurb has been at least a little witty. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 07:36, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

I liked the reference to my penis and how wide it is: that always gets me going, because I'm a selfiphiliac. Was that witty? In other news, yeah, I felt sorry for him. Do you know I've never actually talked to you, and this is how we get introduced? Also, you're the only admin who's never banned me and that always-- I-- /me gets a little flustered I've never met someone like you in my life before... Her Cajekiness • <14:35 May 31, 2009>

[edit] Staircase

Hey Zim, what did Stairs do to get banned? Her Cajekiness • <22:39 Jun 01, 2009>

Hmm... maybe stairs is just new at the talk page thing. I don't think he meant to say what he did say, Zim... Her Cajekiness • <22:46 Jun 01, 2009>

This: User talk:Staircase

Did I cause this whole hassle? Um, sorry. I just superficially looked at the article and was kinda confused because Zim's version was shorter. While upon further inspection, I'm still not sure which version I like the most. Maybe a collaboration could be a nice idea? If it'd work out, the resulting UnNews could be epic! Just a thought. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

KUN SotM UotM 11:37, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

No, Socky, the only thing you're guilty of is being newish. This was about ignoring admins and dickish behavior. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

So which one of us do you think is the dick... Staircase 22:21, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:47, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

That would be the one who got banned. What are you, 10 years old? Play nicely, or don't play at all. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:59, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Maybe a piece of sage-like advice might help the situation. In the words of the Buddha "Never piss off the guy with the BanHammer". Its a rule more of us should live by. There's a nice list of actions that we collectively frown upon. "Being a dick" and trolling are high on that list. We all appreciate that new visitors to the site will take time to get used to our little foibles and they way we organise things, which at first glance may appear quite rigid but really isn't. No one type of humour is set above any other on Uncyclopedia. We have over time developed an incredible knack of detecting people who don't want to play nice with others and out job is to persuade them to do so. People like Zim and Cajek have been around for a long time and have put in a lot of work to help to improve not just a few articles here and there but the entire site. We don't always need to agree, but we DO need to be civil about differences of opinion. -- Sir Mhaille

(talk to me)

Also, when you see an admin that has "I am the dirt under your rollers" as part of his sig, do you really want to mess with him? He's obviously quite insane please don't hurt me zim ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 12:27, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

Thanks for the guide lines you gave me, They'll be useful for making more UnNews.--Iwillkillyou333 03:12, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

By the way can you feature UnNews Articles--Iwillkillyou333 10:30, 2 June 2009 (UTC)?

You're welcome. Yes, I do the headlines. Unless you're talking about featuring an article on the Main Page, in which case that's done by vote at VFH. Another source of wisdom is looking at past highlighted UnNews articles. Thanks for your interest, and best of luck writing a headlinable story. Let me know if I can help. I do take some stories and change them, sometimes radically, in the interest of improving them for a headline spot, so don't be offended if I butcher one of your articles in this interest. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 10:59, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey!

I've no problem with you taking the time to move the "Attention Whore endlessly hits refresh", but what I was kind of hoping was that then whoever did move it would take the time to update the main page...lol! What's up with that? --Clemens177 15:00, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Im not a sock, nor a puppetmaster

Liar. Im your sockpuppet Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:54 June 2 '09

then im your loaferspuppet Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 22:28 June 2 '09

Next person to post on this issue gets a spanking, courtesy of the birthday boy. Go do what Uncyclopedia is here for. Go write articles that cause all the neighbourhood kids to laugh. What you do to the kids afterwards is none of my concern. ~~Pleb~~ KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 22:35, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Dexter111344 appears to be psychic. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:02, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

I was trying to make everyone just drop it before a ban had to happen. Cheddar, you seriously asked for that. Everyone, why can we all play nice?! /cries. ~~Pleb~~ KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 00:07, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] A Civil Ending

Okay, to summarize this whole whatever-the-hell-you-wanna-call-it. I saw that you got mad at my man Steps for reverting edits to his page. In my opinion, Steps was right, so I said so. Apparently, I'm not allowed to do that, so I somehow got pulled into this disaster. How this lead to annoying accusations of sockpuppetry, I don't know (I'm not blaming you for that, I think Cajek played the largest role in it). Really, I don't even know you, I was just trying to help Steps out, seeing as it was his first week, and he seems like a nice guy. Now, you want to ban the hell out of me, and I'm not 100% sure why. And to be clear, in case it was your thought that I had, I never called you a dick, or any other foul name, other than :D. Now I did think what you were doing with Steps could be classified under "a dick move," but he didn't go about it perfectly either, but anyways, that's over. Yes, I could've just ignored the whole thing and let Steps go down alone, but that would be boring, and I would consider that to have been a "dick move" on my part. So basically, I have no beef with you, as long as you don't spread nasty rumors about me, which would be classified as "cyberbullying" which is against the rules. That being the case, maybe Cajek deserves a spanking, but apparently he's been hit so much that he has no ass left. So, I think that's everything. We cool? And if we aren't, please explain to me why before you pull out the ban-gun again.

I will try to put this as clearly as I know how; if you still don't get it, I don't know what to tell you because you've certainly been advised alot by others about your behaviour. You and Staircase seem intent on imposing your views of what's right and wrong on Uncyclopedia, who is or is not a dick. You're acting like children, in the bad way.

I've read the drama on both your pages, as well as comments from lots of users and admins. You two run your mouths on talk pages about things you don't know shit about, and you expect to be respected. It's not going to happen.

You must admit, taunting an admin is stupid. I know, you say, two users have opined that Stairs and I are both dicks. Looking at my history, I was never accused of such until you two started harping. That tells me the community worked pretty well without you, and perhaps you and he should look at your own behaviour

So, now I have taken on the mission of watching you two very carefully for further signs, and no, we're not OK. You have an account here at the whim of our community. I don't know if you're too young, dense, or ignorant to understand, but let's hope whatever it is clears up. If this has been making you crazy, it will only get worse from here if you don't smarten up. Have I been clear? Any further questions? You seeme to like lots of words, so I've tried to suit you by reiterating points and using harsh language meant to focus your attention.

On the bright side, you've cemented my new policy: No more warnings; ban them and let them think about it. I hope you appreciate all of the time I've wasted, not to mention all of the others you've pissed off. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 03:40, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

I don't know what you're talking about. I never taunted you or any other admin. And I didn't "run my mouth" as you think, or at least I never meant to. I just like to have my opinion, and I believe that that should be okay, seeing as my opinion doesn't hurt anyone on Uncyc. And you can't say that I made someone else call you a dick. If someone said you were being a dick, that was bcauseof your action and their opinion of your action. Once again, I never called anyone anything, I simply stated what I thought about the actions that were taken, as many people did. As for Steps, he has only been here a week, so think about giving him a little bit of leniance. He's still learning. That's why I got into this in the first place, I didn't want him to drive into a wall with nobody to get him out of the car. However, I apparently got caught in it with him, and suffered the wrath of the banwall. (metaphorically) And as for others I pissed off, I apoligized to every one of them, and they accepted. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG 16:58,3June,2009

[edit] FA

Hey Zim can you please protect FA and ban the dude fucking with it? IronLung 03:41, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Are you talking about the article FA Premiership? rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 03:45, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

This. And ban this guy, but he has a dynamic IP... ~~Pleb~~ KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 03:47, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Ddone and done. Infinite ban, right? I don't know if that will stop a dynamic IP. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 03:51, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

It won't. This guy has been pissing off everyone for weeks. ~~Pleb~~ KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 03:53, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Olipro may have an idea of how to deal with him. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 03:55, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

What usually works is banning Dexter. As a double bonus, it'll make me look good in comparison, if only for an instant. Her Cajekiness • <4:00 Jun 03, 2009>

... /me needs to murder Cajek. And thanks Zim. ~~Pleb~~ KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 04:02, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Murder... my kind of fruit! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 04:04, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

/me slowly reaches for the revolver underneath table Her Cajekiness • <4:07 Jun 03, 2009>

[edit] Main Page

Actually, I wasn't trying to remind that you the main page needed updated in the sense that my link needed to be taken away. As I had actually already done all I could - as a lowly member - to take it away!

I had been speaking as to whether someone - perhaps even you - could update the main page in the sense of having me listed as "N00b of the Month" since I actually am. What say you? Thanks! --Clemens177 06:26, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnNews

Hey Zim, I got a new UnNews but can't find were to put it on the main page. Stairs gave me a link on his userpage, but he deleted it, so i was hoping you can help me out.--Iwillkillyou333 19:51, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Is this what you need? rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:27, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes, thanks alot--Iwillkillyou333 20:44, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

My pleasure. About your article: are you using the UnNews template? If so, have you seen the sources, categories and suggestions on it? These will guide you to better form. I will demonstrate with UnNews:Cow invasion turns out to be a hoax rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:47, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Also, [[Category:UnNews]] is redundant because the {{news|3 June 2009}} up top stamps the article with that. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:54, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnNews stuff

I'm sorry, I thought the sources were only put if you used one, I hadn't thought to make any up. I can see where that would be, funny, though. I'll remember about the Date Year thing.

As to the length, you are absolutely right. I've even thought it myself when doing some of these. Frankly, even if someone did read the whole thing, I'd doubt that many get some of the more esoteric jokes. Few know who Wendy is, let alone that her uncle really was Batman's friend.

I'll try to watch that! --Clemens177 18:43, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Vanity

Well, if it has to be it has to be, but I'd like it changed back to be my user name. You see, I've already got letters from other users, and do plan on answering them in upcoming 'Miss Manners, Sexiquette' articles that I plan to do every now and then. What if 'Ralph Nader' were changed to 'the author' but it linked to my user page? Or said to send letters 'here' with the 'here' linking to my user page? Let me know, I'll of course abide by your decision. Thanks! --Clemens177 23:02, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

I linked Ralph nader back to the Miss Manners section of your talk page. You may change as you see fit. I admit, I was a slack editor in reading your piece. I will self-flagellate for penance. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 06:34, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

No worries, mate! Thanks! --Clemens177 20:36, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] You may now punch me in the cock...

Cos I stuck this thing here. /me unzips trousers Mr N http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 02:24, Jun 15

I thought we'd been over this... you're a cunt! ... ah, no, that was RAHB... anyway, I'd completely forgotten about this stub, thanks for bringing it to my attention and moving it for me. cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 09:01, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I thought...

I thought I had been - at least lately - adding those headlines the way you like, where only one word is highlighted. If there is something else for me to do, please let me know. Thanks, Clemens177 08:04, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, could you explain? Do you mean, something like WATERBURY, Conneticut --? Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 08:58, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Portal Project

Weren't you interested in this one??? What would you like to feature? – http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/f2/FuhQ.gif http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/84/ZDsig.gif http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (eye) (spy) ...·º•ø®@» 20:25, 18 June 2009

Cool! Berating religion so soooooooooooooooooo sexy! I'll have to give this a little thought. Is there an existing portal you like which i could curry for inspriration? Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:28, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

I based it off my portal, Portal:Society... but feel free to adapt it however you want. I'm in the process of making the feature templates more universal. Someone's going to have to keep this updated once it's built, and I was hoping you might want this ~~burden~~ glorious honor. Finding articles to feature, adding images/content, etc.. Do you want a manual/voting system or a random/selection system for the highlights? Also, do you want to write the intro, or pull from an existing article? – http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/f2/FuhQ.gif http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/84/ZDsig.gif http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (eye) (spy) ...·º•ø®@» 20:39, 18 June 2009

So many choices... I am flattered that you thought of me, and I will give this some serious consideration. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:49, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I have pleased thee again...

...and I like that. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:11, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Question

I was wondering if some one got banned, cant they make a new acount--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 06:14, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Never mind--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 06:49, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] audios

hyea zim, i'm starting to get to work on producing some unnews audios. i finished my first one here; could you give a listen and a thumbs up/down? i just want to make sure i'm conforming to all the conventions. thanks! Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:09, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I tried to make it pretty obvious where I got the page...

You think it needed more clarification, huh? I mean, I even left in that the guy was telling everything to the Huffington Post. Incidentally, how've you been?--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png >> 11:20, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

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[edit] Messages below

[edit] UnNews

[edit] Have a nice day

[edit] So Zim

[edit] Well...

[edit] Hey

[edit] Picture

[edit] No offense, but...

[edit] Staircase

[edit] Thanks

[edit] Hey!

[edit] Im not a sock, nor a puppetmaster

[edit] A Civil Ending

[edit] FA

[edit] Main Page

[edit] UnNews

[edit] UnNews stuff

[edit] Vanity

[edit] You may now punch me in the cock...

[edit] I thought...

[edit] Portal Project

[edit] I have pleased thee again...

[edit] Question

[edit] audios

[edit] I tried to make it pretty obvious where I got the page...

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