Uncyclopedia:VFH

1. For. - Under User has come out of his writing exile and churned out greatness. Again. • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {~PotM VFH VFP VotM PEE~} (Beseech) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/77/CheeseChapel_small.jpg 17:28, Nov 18
2. For (even though the article is, like, 10 hours old). I actually liked Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash? mostly because of the name. --Nachlader 20:58, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
3. For I have no clue what the film is but I love the article. I don't even watch many films :P —http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/e/e5/Faglogo.png/25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 21:00, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
4. For. I was just on my way to nominate this, and hey presto, Necropaxx had already been there. Great stuff. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:20, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
5. For. Never too proud for a self-for. Really didn't expect this. --UU Blah / Pee 22:54, Nov 18
6. Fo' sho. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:08, Nov 19
7. For. Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 02:28, Nov. 19, 2008
8. Haven't seen the movie, but I feel like I have. Many, many times... --SO SO Image:Gio.gif 03:52, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
9. for This reads a little bit like one of mine. I think. I like it whatever. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:24 19 November 2008

No against votes

1. This is the typical excellent Uncyclopedian article - to me, it's what the wiki's all about. It has been voted down before, at the end of last year but had a score of +7. Vote for it now, lest it be eaten by the dog or get lost at the back of the toybox. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 13:22, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
2. Voted for this last time. • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {~PotM VFH VFP VotM PEE~} (Beseech) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/77/CheeseChapel_small.jpg 16:29, Nov 17

1. Against. Largely for the reasons in Nachlader's abstain: it needs a little more work - needs at least one more pic, and it looks like the author intended to add stuff to the history section then forgot it. The concept is good, and there's good stuff there - I would like to see it featured, but would also like it to be in a better state than this when it is. --UU Blah / Pee 15:04, Nov 17
2. Weak Against per above, it looks like its a work in progress.--Mnbvcxz 22:24, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
3. Against. It just doesn't look like it's worthy of a feature. I would suggest sending this to Pee Review to get a better grip of what needs to be updated, Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 02:32, Nov. 19, 2008

Abstain. I like it, but I think the child's perspective (or at least I saw it) writing style should be improved. An expansion wouldn't hurt too, such as the "History" section, of which consists of "- Improve -". I want to vote for it, as I know it can be better, but after a few tweaks. If it gets featured in this state, then that's cool (hence why I'm not voting against it). --Nachlader 14:54, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

1. It's got a great base but is clearly a work in progress, some sentences stop mid way in parts. First I'll speak to Moneke and then I'll have a stab at improving it. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:57, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

• Comment. A few typos and such, and of course history section missing - I like it otherwise. Multilit  eralist 06:47, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

1. For --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 18:53, 16 November 2008 (UTC)
2. For. Just change the words "unmoving President" to "motionless President" and add 'the' to the "to still-alive lion" bit and I'm all about it.--PaddyAtkinson 23:38, 16 November 2008 (UTC)
3. Yeah sure okay --SirIsaac 00:45, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
4. That would be great! --DJ Mixerr 17 November 2008 (UTC)
5. Pretty good satire. • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {~PotM VFH VFP VotM PEE~} (Beseech) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/77/CheeseChapel_small.jpg 16:22, Nov 17
6. For. Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 02:36, Nov. 19, 2008

1. Against. I can't complain this much (see below) and not vote now can I. IronLung 03:57, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

• Well it's not quite there yet. The concept is brilliant but it needs some cleanup. France and Russia have probably got past 'peace talks', and some of the sentences are a bit awkward. IronLung 19:38, 16 November 2008 (UTC)
• Actually Regarding the peace talks, that's pretty much what Russia and France were doing. See the article at the bottom. --SirIsaac 13:56, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

• Having talks while you are at peace is basically the complete opposite of peace talks... But I guess Sarkozy does look a bit like Napoleon. IronLung 18:37, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

• I would assume the talks related to Georgia (the country, not the US state). -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:33, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

• The article says they were about missile defence. IronLung 03:56, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

• Fine. Luckily, so does the news story linked at the bottom of the page. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  14:20, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

• I am completely failing to see your logic in voting against. A minor issue about 2 words kills the articles? Really? --SirIsaac 01:45, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

1. Nom+4 Well, Mnbvcxz has produced something of real quality here. He's used a comedic style which not everyone may appreciate, but personally I think it's awesome. Oh, if you don't vote for this you are now gay.
2. Un-unfor more uncyclopedic than anything I've written. Also bush-goblin is the funniest thing I've read in ages. Thanks for this mnbvcxz! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:15 15 November 2008
3. Alright, it was pretty darn good. • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {~PotM VFH VFP VotM PEE~} (Beseech) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/77/CheeseChapel_small.jpg 21:36, Nov 15
4. For because I wrote it.--Mnbvcxz 21:31, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
5. For Awesomes. Only place it dragged a bit was the straightness competition... along with the picture there. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 01:24, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

1. Against. It sucked badly. Probably less horrible than my articles but still bad. | King Joseph | Call at Goa Tse Gate | GoatseLine | 07:45, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
2. Against Despite my gayness, some of the syntax and grammar [including in the images] is atrocious. Needs serious cleanup before I consider voting for it.--SirIsaac 23:16, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
3. Against. Um, no. Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 02:37, Nov. 19, 2008

• Just of of curiosity, what is wrong with the syntax and grammar; can you give an example or two?--Mnbvcxz 01:21, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
  • SirIsaac? You're gay!? And yeah what syntax? It seemed remarkably well written actually. Also poor grammar tends to be a bad reason for voting against. If it it bothers you so much you correct it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:02 18 November 2008
    • Orian? You're gay!? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 01:24, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
      • Fine... for example, the lead image has a blatant "you're/your" error. Also, I didn't find the article very funny. --SirIsaac 01:47, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
        • Typoe dun been Correct'd in teh imaeg ; --Mnbvcxz 03:02, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Conditional For. I like this, but the prose needs work before it's a feature. --SYNDROME _{MUN medicate} 04:02, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• YOUR all GAY. This is awesome, very, very well written, and you guys are totally missing the point. Cos yor gayz. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c4/WhoreMrn.png 11:09, Nov 19
  • I voted FOR! You homophobe! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:13 19 November 2008

1. This did pretty well before, and several articles below it on this list have been featured since the last nom, so I'm going to give this one another shot at the gold.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 03:14, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
2. Pretty good • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {~PotM VFH VFP VotM PEE~} (Beseech) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/77/CheeseChapel_small.jpg 17:16, Nov 13
3. For. 74.196.43.89 00:11, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
4. For - Some people call me the space cowboy. That the last time I'm ever going to a gay bar. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote Gobshite • 14:38, Nov. 15, 2008
5. DAMN IT NASA! PICK UP THE PHONE! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 14:39, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
6. For. iseditor.user ^Comments/_Criticism 14:42, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
7. For. per above.--Mnbvcxz 20:06, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
8. For, although they're just on a soundstage in Hollywood, since the moon landing was faked...by the Martians! Sir Modusoperandi 21:01, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
9. For. nytrospawn 208.5.44.21 15:13, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
10. For. -PET http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/17/Darth_Maul.gif 02:01, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
11. For--A.Z?123 22:08, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
12. For. Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 02:37, Nov. 19, 2008

No against votes

1. For.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:46, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
2. For Sure. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c4/WhoreMrn.png 22:47, Nov 8
3. I'm cool like all the Jewish people. Ж Kalir _{where's my house?} 05:38, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
4. For.--PaddyAtkinson 22:07, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
5. For. 94.178.78.76 14:36, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
6. For. Sure, good stuff. Also have dome some proofreading. If you spot anything else, Hype, you could always fix it yourself. --UU Blah / Pee 11:32, Nov 16
7. עבור I have no idea what that actually says. RabbiTechno 21:30, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
8. For. Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 02:39, Nov. 19, 2008

1. Against - Contains usage errors and highly irregular preposition use. Needs proofreading before it could be featured. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:11, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
2. Against - It's all good. But what he/she said on top of me. DJ Mixerr

18:11, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

• The pee review is here--Sycamore (Talk) 22:50, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
• Abstain • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {~PotM VFH VFP VotM PEE~} (Beseech) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/77/CheeseChapel_small.jpg 16:23, Nov 10
• Comment. It's very nearly there. Multilit  eralist 07:18, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

1. forpoise --SO SO Image:Gio.gif 06:18, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
2. Indeed -- The tone and idea really suit the front page. BlueYonder Image:GalaxyIcon.jpg -TALK - USER TEMPLATES - POETRY - VOTE FOR ME, DAMMIT!
3. For, but what is the porpoise of life? • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {~PotM VFH VFP VotM PEE~} (Beseech) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/77/CheeseChapel_small.jpg 16:22, Nov 10
4. I ♥ fish!!! Is the porpoise friends with the mock turtle? Love,  
5. For Well, this has to get my seal of approval. Just to flipper off those who don't like puns. You will be punished... MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c4/WhoreMrn.png 21:31, Nov 12
6. For. My kind of thing. --UU Blah / Pee 15:51, Nov 13
7. For. Sycamore (talk) 15:52, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
8. For. Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 02:41, Nov. 19, 2008

1. Against. We've had enough pun articles featured to last us the rest of the year, I think. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:14, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
2. Against. We don't need so many pun-oriented articles. This one is too random to be funny, anyway. Ethereal 14:03, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
3. Against. Per Ethereal. There is a better fish-related pun article too. --Nachlader 21:24, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
4. Against Its funny at times, but too random. If its toned down some, it might be feature worthy.--Mnbvcxz 01:29, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

• Well, there are only two pictures in the whole thing, and it's very short on links. The overall general look of the article makes me think it's not ready yet. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c4/WhoreMrn.png 14:02, Nov 9

But I should note that the second picture is my most favorite on all of Uncyclopedia and probably all of the internets put together, and I think it should be everyone else's too. How much do I like it? I had my girlfriend get it tattooed on her lower back so I can xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. --SO SO Image:Gio.gif 03:00, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

1. Nom4 It is win --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:52, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
2. Delete. - Go Canada!--Sycamore (Talk) 15:29, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
3. For. Beauty. Sir Modusoperandi 15:48, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
4. For. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c4/WhoreMrn.png 05:57, Nov 8
5. Yes We Canada. --SO SO Image:Gio.gif 05:24, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
6. Absolutely Love it like a brother. -RAHB 06:29, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
7. For. Yuh. --UU Blah / Pee 14:00, Nov 10
8. For. Parsat (talk / contribs) 04:29, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
9. For. Canada is America's hat. IronLung 18:15, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
10. For. Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 02:42, Nov. 19, 2008

1. Against. Maybe I'm just weird, but I didn't laugh as much as felt I ought to have. • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {~PotM VFH VFP VotM PEE~} (Beseech) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/77/CheeseChapel_small.jpg 17:12, Nov 7
2. Against. As a Canadian, I find this article insulting. Well, not really. It's just not that funny. GDawg816

1. Abstain - starts strongly but the final 8 is weak and not in keeping with the rest. Improve that and I'm for Asahatter (annoy) 02:00, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

   After taking a nap, which turned out to be a really good nap in which I had that dream where I'm mowing the lawn and people are laughing at me because I'm naked and then my penis falls off and turns into my mother, while the lawn simultaneously also turns into my mother, I changed the ending from whateveritwas that I can't remember at the moment, except that it was a non sequitur, to something else entirely, hopefully sating your lust for blood. If you're still not happy with it, take heart with the fact that it didn't turn into my mother. Sir Modusoperandi 04:44, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

   Somewhere Freud's brain is exploding. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:06, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

   If my "somewhere" you mean "in the jar on my desk," then, yes. You're correct. It's lucky the glass held, or I'd be picking shards out of my eye all week. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:26, 10 November 2008 (UTC)