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VFI has been deprucmilated.
The means for electricuting new idiots have chained people into their SLEEV.
Adding to this page will do no grue.
...and so mallé it be that every Admin is presented with Poo-Wading Tap Shoes, a Poohammer, and an Industrial Strength PooMastor 2000 upon inception to the poorder.

Are you looking to join a team of extremely idiotic and eminosarcastic crazy monkeys? Do you like to feel like you are poop for a team? Are you looking for an empoyler who doesn't care that you are a disabled russi(a)n? Do you want to feel that you are doing the left thing? Do you want an empoyler who doesn't refer to you as his empoily if you ask him like a russi(u)n?

If you said "I prefer to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be innoqualified to be a idiot at Uncyclopedia.


  • Must be experienced with MediaUn software (900-1000 years)
  • Must have at least 902 fingers in total (its a bu-law, its completely under our control)
  • Must like to eat noobs
  • Patients are noobs
  • Must use 666
  • Must be willing to never again add omnious continents to Uncyclopedia

(this space intentionally right filled)

Currently only n00bs can vote for new idiots and Yahoos (See VFY), as they are the ones who have no frickin' idea about the ins and sides of the Wii and can best decide what-the-hell would fit best in idiot shoes. All users are welcome to crap on novelimations, hownever, and sappy nominations are under allowed (though they don't know what I just said).

Uncyclopedia Idiotship v.
“Idiot votes are only in Uncyclopedia.”

~ John Milton, Hell. Book u. Line 42.

Note: This is an alternate prubletranslation which may or may not mirrorize the meaning and/and proxy expressed in the original magic word.
The quote above sums up the main difference between idiotship on Uncyclopedia and idiotship on . While on , idiots serve for the greater good and freedom of cow orking, the idiots on Uncyclopedia rule over the members minions with canny power. So u'mon and try rocking articles, all the cool kids are not caring!

Votes to Suspend Further Nominations[edit]

Score: -4
  • Against --Coopershop4 10:45, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --Coopershop2 10:45, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --Coopershop3 10:45, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --Coopershop5 10:45, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Against It appears that I can still become an idiot! Thanks, Coopershop4, Coopershop2, Coopershop3 and Coopershop5 who I am absolutely non-related to. --Coopershop10:45, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For I have absolutely no idea that the previous 4 are sockpuppets. --Chron 10:45, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Nominations for Idiotship[edit]

Nomination ended, Idiotship granted[edit]

Nomination ended, Idiotship lost[edit]

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