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File:Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png

Featured picture candidate

Our mascot as a catgirl eating toast.

Image credit: SunnyChow
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0
Nomination:	Mnb'z 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 5	nom+4 wait, we have a mascot? --Mnb'z 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC) For. How could I vote against Uncyclo-tan? -- Kneehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/Damn_Commies.PNG/16px-Damn_Commies.PNGChee 14:53, 17 May 2009 (UTC) Who ever votes against this is stupid. This contains too much WIN not to be featured!--Mtallmen 184 18:02, 17 May 2009 (UTC) Psh, nigga, shut UUUUUUUUUUPPPPP. Wat da fuk make u be sayin' dis here shit? u must be smokin' some of tha GOOOOOOOOOOD chronic my man. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:42, 19 May 2009 (UTC) Why toast? Seriously, what's with the toast? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 03:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC) That is a reference to The second law of quantum physics --Mnb'z 04:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC) Okay. For. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 04:23, 18 May 2009 (UTC) VERY FOAR!!!!111 - Why didn't we do this sooner? I think a tan is lolerific! --Rbpolsen♦☺ http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7d/Icons-flag-us.png 04:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	What? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:27, May 17 Against. --Docile hippopotamus 12:06, 17 May 2009 (UTC) No, we don't. Iz juz da potatoe, nigguh. Not dis tiny booby azn. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 13:10, 17 May 2009 (UTC) Lolwut? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 16:10, May 18 Against get this crappy anime off my damn monistor! -- Pootah, 22:19, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Cute. Too cute to vote against. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 12:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC) Yeah, same here. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC) Have I ever mentioned how much I hate it when people say things like "WIN" and "EPIC FAIL"? Who started that? Come on, show yourself. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:22, 17 May 2009 (UTC) It started off with using a quick word to declare victory in online RPGs or FPSs and etc, when the gameplay is mostly fast paced, so there is only a few seconds to type something quickly. Typing "yes" doesn't fit the bill as it does when it's actually shouted, so "win" came into fruition. The usage of "epic" derives from film cuilture, which is one of the most lauded, yet popular subjects with meme-users, as in "epic war film" or such like. It often accompanies "win" or "fail" because of the powerful sense of a word so few in letters. "Fail" seems to have generated notoriety because of the multiple images displaying a particular fault in humanity or nature. In the same way as "win", it's a short word and acts a 'red stamp' to be used instantaneously to describe the occupants of the image. Anyway, I could be wrong. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC) What I don't get is that the opposite of win is lose, while the opposite of fail is succeed. Explain that, professor smartypants. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 03:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC) I am high chief emigrating penguin of the artic marine animals. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 12:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC) Where's the artic, again? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 16:10, May 18 As in artic roll. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:23, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

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Discovery Channel Special: Toasters

Featured picture candidate

The toaster is a ferocious predator, employing the "sneak-up-and-pounce" technique to great effect. Here, on the wide open plains of America's breadbasket we see the full ferrocity of this electronic killing machine, the slice of bread doesn't have a chance.

Image credit: Necropaxx
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2 home appliance predators
Nomination:	• • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~}15:30, Oct 6
For Votes: 8	SN&F I think this image is VFP-able, and I need a lesson in humility, so here it is. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 15:30, Oct 6 For. Odd pic. Odd concept. Odd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 01:34, 9 October 2008 (UTC) Weak for There was a discovery show on Family Guy about fire trucks, so it's already been done...On the other hand, it hasn't been done enough. The world will benefit from your knowledge of toasters. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) \|KUN\|VFP\| 03:12, 9 October 2008 (UTC) For. I've attempted to fix the cartoony line thingy. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:11, 12 October 2008 (UTC) For Hilarious. --~~Pleb~~ KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 01:15, 13 October 2008 (UTC) I shall never trust my toaster again. Ever. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:51, 14 October 2008 (UTC) For Without the cartoon spring thing, I wouldn't have laughed as hard. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by I2Drunk2Edit (talk • contribs) diff Medium rare For. Not the greatest VFP nom EVAR, but it's OK. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:11, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	against Well, I'd like to for it, because it is a nice funny and absurd concept. But seriously, the little....cartoony, line thingy, needs some touchup. Fix that and I'm a for all the way. -RA HB 21:04, 10 October 2008 (UTC) Against Per RAHB - UnIdiot \| \| Talk \| Contribs - 04:24, Oct 11 Against, in real life, things don't look photoshopped. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:21, 11 October 2008 (UTC) Against, as per Zombiebaron. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:48, 13 October 2008 (UTC) Against. Fat people agree that this picture needs more butter. --Shroomulah 14:31, 13 October 2008 (UTC) Eh. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:25, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain: I like the concept (enough to abstain instead of againsting), but the toast looks awkward to me. Fix the toast. Then renom. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 01:14, 13 October 2008 (UTC) Since when has making something look realistic been a criterion? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~}01:01, Oct 15

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UAS

Featured picture candidate

In the year 2010 humans believe they are too important to be used against each other in war to resolve conflicts. Enter the UAS; United Animal Soldiers.

Image credit: Shroomulah
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -1
Nomination:	Shroomulah 17:59, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. My work in photoshop. Please comment.
Against Votes: 2	Mildly reluctant against, because I can't see what I'm looking at well enough to determine whether it's actually good or not. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:48, 24 September 2008 (UTC) Mildly reluctant against, Because the image is too hidden making it impossible to make it out,also i thought the cat was a HAMSTER a HAMSTER for gods sake. 75.111.64.122 05:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC) 05:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Weak abstain. I'm not a pet person, and it needs a better caption. Plus, that cat on the right freaks me out a bit. Cats don't wear helmets! Helmets mess up their hair. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:08, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

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Rawr.gif

Featured picture candidate

PieSoup's kitten is sooooooo cute.

Image credit: Insert PIESOUP
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2
Nomination:	PieSoup 02:47, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:54, 23 September 2008 (UTC) 208.87.24.175 03:29, 23 September 2008 (UTC) Strong for, on the basis that it's adorable. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:40, 24 September 2008 (UTC) Awwww.... lookie at the kitteh. That's so cute!!! Love, 75.54.238.233
Against Votes: 1	Um What? -RA HB 00:41, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

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Image:HouseDVD.jpg

Featured picture candidate

The original cast of House M.D. left much to be desired.

Image credit: SuprXero
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 1 "doctors"
Nomination:
For Votes: 2	NomFor. I saw it and I was all like haha, I think I'll nom this, so I did that and now it's here and stuff. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:13, Sep 20 NomFor.I liked it. Better than the rest. --Hippo666 19:07, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. Poorly implemented pictures, and I think I'm staring at a gray blob disguised as a neck cast in an attempt to make the poorly implemented face on House fit. Also, ugly face smorgasboard. Also, unfunny. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:45, 24 September 2008 (UTC) WHERE'S JESUSAURUS REX!? YOU NEED JESUSAURUS REX! HE PLAYED PANICKY PATIENT IN BACKGROUND #4! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 02:44, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

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Wendys Logo.png

Featured picture candidate

Image credit: Ranger Bill
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5
Nomination:	216.56.26.2 12:57, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 5	Nah. First, Osama's head looks weird. Second, it's not funny. ... 2 reasons will do, right? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 16:08, Sep 12 There is not enough green. Add more green. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:48, 12 September 2008 (UTC) Forget green, this needs MORE TEXT. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:03, Sep 12 Nah. Mr N http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 15:25, Sep 13 Forget the text. It needs more Syndrome. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 04:02, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

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THE SECRET

Featured picture candidate

THE SECRET OF GETTING AHEAD IS GETTING STARTED

Image credit: Insert BIG_DUKE
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Vote	Score: -5
Nomination:	Mr.Question MARK 05:15, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	N+F Mr.Question MARK 05:15, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Against - Um, no. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Special:Userlogout • 09:54, Sep. 14, 2008 Against. That's almost as funny as the vending machine that sells "old Milk". Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 10:12, 14 September 2008 (UTC) Against. ...what? No. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 14:20, 14 September 2008 (UTC) Against Photoshop truly is magical! Her Cajekiness • <14:31, 14 Sep 2008> Not even close to enough text in this picture. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:54, Sep 14 If you need instructions on how to help us, check out the enclosed instruction book. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 00:28 Sep 15, 2008
Comments	I like it, even if it's not a feature. It's the kind of motivational poster I'd expect to see in a middle school classroom, except enhanced by a middle-schooler. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 04:01, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

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Carbraille2.jpg

Featured picture candidate

The blind are able to drive much more safely now that road signs are also printed in braille.

Image credit: Gneomi
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:
For Votes: 7	NF I lol'd. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 23:47, 11 September 2008 (UTC) For, one the the funnier images I've seen on here! - UnIdiot \| \| Talk \| Contribs - 00:57, Sep 12 For --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:58, 12 September 2008 (UTC) For. I voted for this last time. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 16:07, Sep 12 For I feel like I'm doing something for the blind community. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) \|KUN\|VFP\| 04:42, 13 September 2008 (UTC) Fuck yeah! This again! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT .K .F . W H O R E ! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 05:25, 14 September 2008 (UTC) For. Now this is top-quality! Having braille in signs is funny too. King Joe of the Philippine Empire- I am the REAL dictator! 09:26, 16 September 2008 (UTC) For. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:13, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Against, I've never much cared for this one, and I can't really be bothered to reiterate my criticisms of it. I'm sure if you cared, you'd look them up in some sort of archive. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:47, 12 September 2008 (UTC) I did an advanced search on "Carbraille2" looking in all namespaces and I couldn't find anything. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 19:43, 12 September 2008 (UTC) That's because we didn't archive failed VFP nominations up until very recently. So, when I say "some sort of archive", I mean "the history of the VFP page". Good luck. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 21:56, 12 September 2008 (UTC) Against. Fails at reality (as per 15Mickey20's) comment. Any 'chop with this joke will, by design, have a blind passenger (with the possible exception of an 'advance left turn signal'), which undermines the absurdity. Blind passengers never travel with blind drivers. They go with deaf drivers. Also, there's a mute in the back seat. And they're all chimpanzees. Now that's funny. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 23:53, 14 September 2008 (UTC) Worst against reason ever, since when did anyone care about reality here? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:49, 15 September 2008 (UTC) You fail to mention my mention of "absurdity" later on. Even the absurd needs a reality to wrap itself around. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:00, 15 September 2008 (UTC) Makes perfect sense for Australian cars as the driver is on the left here and even if it were on the other side the image would still be funny, right now it just seems like a piss poor excuse to vote against. Note that Gneomi is Australian. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 04:11, 15 September 2008 (UTC) ...and what side of the road do Aussies drive on? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:13, 15 September 2008 (UTC) oh dear, I suppose that does present a logical flaw in the picture... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 04:25, 15 September 2008 (UTC) It would "work" better with a motorcycle. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:32, 15 September 2008 (UTC) Against. Hand isn't reaching the stop sign. Arm is sticking out at odd angle. The arm, which should be the focal point of the picture, simply isn't noticeable without concentrating a bit. The person is on the passenger side, which kills the joke. I'd recommend, at least, making a picture that consists of the stop sign, driver's arm, and window, and not all of that unnecessary extra space. If the joke worked in the first place. Which it doesn't, because stop signs are on the passenger side of the vehicle. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 04:30 Sep 15, 2008 Against. this is such a good idea for a visual gag i really think it deserves some more care and atention and some source pics that are more pleasing to the eye. Just look for a picture of a car, you can put the arm in after.. and if it doesnt reach then just stretch it :P. Try making the back window very dark to draw the focus of the picture to the arm ;) Made me laugh though.--VitalOD 00:27, 16 September 2008 (UTC) Against. I don't mind the joke, though it didn't make me laugh, but a number of things in the picture irritate me. It's horribly unfocused, to the point that the subject of the picture only takes up a small portion of the upper-right corner. The arm is far too short and the hand too small to actually be able to read the sign, and if either were any larger it would end up as the horribly disproportioned arm of Mr. Fantastic, the Hulk, or both. The slight, but very bright reflection on the back window is incredibly distracting, so much so that I can't stop staring at it. The car ahead of the blind man's car appears to be driving straight toward the subject, which could be part of the "blind man" joke but, as Modus pointed out, would make the stop sign utterly useless. None of these are really the fault of the creator so much as they are fault of the the subject matter, but when they all come together the result bugs the hell out of me. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:06, 24 September 2008 (UTC) Irritating. Okay, it took me FOREVER to realize what the fuck was in this image. It's annoying. I dislike it. Love, 75.54.238.233
Comments	In playing the game "guess why ZB dislikes the image," I'd say that the position of the sign is a problem. There's no way that the driver will reach far enough to read all of that Braille without getting out of the car. I have yet to decide whether I care about this issue. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 13:37, 13 September 2008 (UTC) Abs This image is probably only funny to blind people. What? Mr N http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 18:26, Sep 16

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Lars Ulrich's High School Photo

Featured picture candidate

Despite currently being a thrash metal musician, Lars was a disco nut in the 70's. Much envy was felt towards him, as he was the only white kid in town that could even grow a fro.

Image credit: LinkTGF
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2 wicked fro(s)
Nomination:	Roman Dog Bird 03:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	For. This is still the funniest picture on the whole website. I love it so much, I recently added it to my user page and sig. UnIdiot provided the first sentence of the caption. I try to give credit where it is due. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC) For. Admittedly, the image could probably be cleaned up a bit, but it's too great to vote anything but for. - UnIdiot \| \| Talk \| Contribs - 03:38, Sep 1 For. The fro bugs me a little bit, but it's funny enough to make up for it. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 03:39, 1 September 2008 (UTC) For. I don't get it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 09:25, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	It's like my high school grad photo, except poorly photoshopped, and with skin so blindingly white that it hurts my eyes to look at it. Against. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 09:09, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Against It's just a dude with a fro. Nothing special. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 03:49, 2 September 2008 (UTC) You do know which band Lar Ulrich is in, right? - UnIdiot \| \| Talk \| Contribs - 04:35, Sep 2
Comments	I googled him and found he's in Metallica. Why the afro? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 11:11, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Irony I guess? It's pretty poor chopping and doesn't make me laugh though D: --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:29, 2 September 2008 (UTC) It's funny because it's ironic, inimical of our place in society... dumbasses!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY YOU, DJ! Her Cajekiness • <11:50, 02 Sep 2008> I'M JUST SHOUTING FOR NO REASON EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:08, 2 September 2008 (UTC) I'M JUST SHOUTING IN ITALICS, BECAUSE I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT! WHY ARE YOU SO STOHPID??!?!?!?!??!? Her Cajekiness • <12:18, 02 Sep 2008> HEY, I RAISED YOU! THE ONLY THING YOU TAUGHT ME WAS CRAPPY INNUENDO. SHOUTING IS THE SPORT OF KINGS WHO SHOUT! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:36, 2 September 2008 (UTC) WE TRULY ARE CAPTAINS OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE, WE WHO SHOUT IN ITALICS!!!! Her Cajekiness • <12:58, 02 Sep 2008>

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Penis Baron

Featured picture candidate

The Fearless Aviator and loyal member of the Armed Services, Penis Baron was shot down by Biggles in 1917 over Flanders where he ejaculated out of his cockpit. His remains were never discovered...

Image credit: RAHB
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -2 Phallic Pilots
Nomination:	http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 10:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 12	For EXPLANATION NOT REQUIRED --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 10:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC) I was hexed --Brik 12.27, 19. August 2008 A Standing Ovation --Nickwalnut 09:59, 14 August 2008 (UTC) Four balls EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 10:39, Wednesday 13 August 2008 OH MY GOD --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:40, 13 August 2008 (UTC) Forskin. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 13:42, 13 August 2008 (UTC) Strong erection. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:32, Aug 13 For - this man needs to be nighted "Sir PenisBaron". (Sir)--Rooob 09:43, 19 August 2008 (UTC) For - I'm speechless. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Special:Userlogout • 09:30, Aug. 19, 2008 For - Oh man... http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) (Take A Look At Nexus War) Aug 19, 15:15 for. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:25, 20 August 2008 (UTC) Epic Penis Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:39, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 14	Funny: Yes. Featured Quality: No; the "face" is all artifacty/blurry. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:26, 13 August 2008 (UTC) What he said, except change that "yes" to a "no". --Zyrac 21:15, 13 August 2008 (UTC) Holy fucking shit. MAKE HIM GO 'WAY, MOMMA!!!!1 -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:18, 13 August 2008 (UTC) Against. Hnng. --UU - natter 08:49, Aug 14 Against. I'm sure that the story behind this is hi-friggin'-larious. Without that sordid tale, however, it's merely disturbing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 05:36, 15 August 2008 (UTC) Against Per Modus. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 21:01, 17 August 2008 (UTC) Sysop Against Not funny.--Nytrospawn 15:14, 19 August 2008 (UTC) Against Not funny at all Ethereal 14:03, 20 August 2008 (UTC) Yuck! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 21:44, Aug 20 This was gonna be for, as I lol'd at it, but as per Modus against in-jokes. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:02, 21 August 2008 (UTC) Against. as per Roman Dog Bird and Nytrospawn. Robertodole 05:33, 24 August 2008 (UTC) Against. This was very hard for me, but I don't think this particular erection would sit proud on the front page. Mr N http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 01:00, Aug 27 Weak Against. Make it less pixely and I'll change my vote. Er... what Modus said... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:02, 28 August 2008 (UTC) Injokes don't go on the front page. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:33, 28 Aug 2008
Comments	From memory there isn't much in the way of back-story, simply a phallic version of the beloved Biggles. As for the "aspects", that's actually a skin disease the poor fool caught in Africa during World War ⅝. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 09:38, 21 August 2008 (UTC) Who is biggles? Robertodole 00:18, 27 August 2008 (UTC) Biggles. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 00:41, 27 August 2008 (UTC) I'm conflicted. The picture makes me crack up, but it's just a bad picture. All pixel-ly and whatnot, so I voted against. Is that wrong? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:09, 28 August 2008 (UTC) Yes. You are a bad person. If you like the idea but not the execution, a more correct vote would be along the lines of "Weak Against. Make it less pixely and I'll change my vote". Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 03:10, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

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Jews: The Revenge

Featured picture candidate

Just when you thought it was safe to watch a Spielberg movie...

Image credit: RadicalX
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Vote	Score: 2
Nomination:	AAA! (AAAA) 21:42, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 10	N&F - Probably the only good Jew-related thing we have. --AAA! (AAAA) 21:42, 6 August 2008 (UTC) For. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:57, 6 August 2008 (UTC) for. was going to vote against until i realized what that disturbance was around the mouth...it's a beard! Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:00, 6 August 2008 (UTC) 4 Definitely the best Jew-related thing we have. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 05:46, 7 August 2008 (UTC) For yep, laughed. (Sir Rooob) --91.107.184.173 12:30, 14 August 2008 (UTC) For Love it! -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 12:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC) Jew for Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:03, 8 August 2008 (UTC) For I laughed. I vote... Mr N http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 02:19, Aug 12 For. I'm still too scared to watch this movie. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 21:50, Aug 20 For I couldn't resist laughing! I'm sorry! I'll burn in hell (but had a good laugh at least) Lord Snoeckx 23:24, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8	Weak Against. Originally I was going to vote for this with the comment, "I don't care that the beard and the hat don't look like they're underwater, or that the beard is overly blurry, or that there is a strange part of the sharks lip (over there on the right side) that doesn't have beard on it," But then I realized that I do care. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:58, 7 August 2008 (UTC) Of all the quality RadX images you could choose from this is one of the weakest. Which says a lot. I'm with ZB on this one. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) Per Mhaille -RA HB 21:31, 8 August 2008 (UTC) For - I agree with RAHB that Mhaille makes a good point in his assent of Zombiebaron's opinion. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Special:Userlogout • 05:21, Aug. 12, 2008 Against, per the last person to agree with someone else. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:25, 12 August 2008 (UTC) Against. The idea, I like. The execution, less so. --UU - natter 08:54, Aug 13 Against Oh, geez. I made this in 2 minutes as a quick joke..I thought it had been long forgotten! It's terrible!!! Strong Rad (Holla!) 20:41, 13 August 2008 (UTC) Strong Against as per RadicalX's vote and ZB's comments. Robertodole 00:03, 27 August 2008 (UTC) Against this is a very old joke.--VitalOD 22:31, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Strong Abst Fix the beard and it will be a for --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:01, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

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Cycloglasses.jpg

Featured picture candidate

If you hate it when someone breaks your sunglasses into half, you will be pretty pissed off (or in nirvana) when you try out these single-eye shades.

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Vote	Score: -4 sticks in your skull
Nomination:	Sir General Minister G 5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:37, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	SNORFELD -- Two per week? U-Turn is ancient! --Sir General Minister G 5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:37, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against 1) Good idea, poor execution. 2) Needs a better caption. - Really, if the edges were smoother and there was more time put into this, it would probably have a good shot at feature. You just need to clean it up a bit. -RA HB 17:09, 23 August 2008 (UTC) Against; perhaps you should take advantage of the Reefer Desk in the future Gert5, because this isn't the first time you've had a fairly good idea that has been sabotaged by its execution. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:58, 24 August 2008 (UTC) Even if the picture was quality, it wouldn't be funny anyway. ~ Readmesoon Against per againsts #1 and #2, not so much #3. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 01:51, 26 August 2008 (UTC) Against. as per all of the above Robertodole 23:57, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

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Nascar Turtle

Featured picture candidate

And rounding the final corner of the first NASTAR (National Association of Stock Turtle Animal Racing) turtle race, racer 20 Turtle Stewart takes first place!

Image credit: Readmesoon
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Vote	Score: -3 years until the finish
Nomination:	~ Readmesoon22:12, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	A favorite image of mine. I'll just pull a Gert5 here. Go ahead and rip me apart. ~ Readmesoon
Against Votes: 4	Make it look more like the number is on the turtle, and not just suspended in the air in front of him. Turn the angles a bit, fiddle with opacity and some distorting of the number, stuff like that. -RA HB 23:12, 24 August 2008 (UTC) As per RAHB. Use some distortion tweaks on the text, and you might want to use a clipping plane to shadow it as relevant to the turtle's shell. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 01:13, 25 August 2008 (UTC) The turtle should be more on fire. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:00, 26 August 2008 (UTC) Against. nice effort, but as per everyone before me, also, the turtle should be crashing into a wall/another turtle. Robertodole 23:54, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

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Crowley Emergency Room.jpg

Featured picture candidate

The "Great Beast" Aleister Crowley pictured at the Hastings Hospital Accident and Emergency waiting room, when asked about the incident he replied "never play sex games with the devil in the dark". The lighter grey was to make it look more authentic.

Image credit: Vitaloverdose
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Vote	Score: -1.5 Dildo-headed occultists
Nomination:	Vitaloverdose 20:57, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5	Actually, I rather like it. For. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:59, Aug 2 Fixed the one problem the image had. Feature this baby now. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) For Well, the gray doesn't bother me too much. It's still well done, and made me laugh. -RA HB 11:17, 4 August 2008 (UTC) Im quite pleased with how it tuned out. Usually id make the image stronger but i went for an authentic look.--Vitaloverdose 22:21, 5 August 2008 (UTC) lol. i think a lot of work went into that pic. its a clasic--84.45.226.149 18:25, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Against, I know I'm not confused (because I checked, twice) when I say, "The only difference between this version of the image and the older version of this image is that this version is more greyish, and Crowley's eyes are crossed". Basically, the older one looked better, in my opinion... -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:04, 3 August 2008 (UTC) Nah Still doesn't make me laugh --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:49, 3 August 2008 (UTC) Meh, again. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:33, 3 August 2008 (UTC) Against, as per me a few pixels down. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:03, 12 August 2008 (UTC) OK, this can leave VFP now. ~ Readmesoon Against, Sorry, don't get it. Mr N http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 01:21, Aug 31
Comments	Conditional For There's surely a way you can fix up that dismal grey in a couple seconds. The rest is just fine. -RA HB 03:24, 3 August 2008 (UTC) I actually like this one a lot better, but I suppose it's not the one on VFP, so... -RA HB 00:11, 6 August 2008 (UTC) abstain, as i don't get it. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:26, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

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LincolnVStalin.jpg

Featured picture candidate

It's a smackdown for the ages as Honest Abe applies the Gettysburg Sleeperhold to Uncle Joe.

Image credit: Under user
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Vote	Score: 4 anachronistic grapples
Nomination:	UU - natter 13:16, Aug 12
For Votes: 9	SNFor. Fuck it, why not? I forgot I'd made this, to be honest, then I came across it and chuckled, so I punt it up here to be shot down in flames. --UU - natter 13:16, Aug 12 I laughed - UnIdiot \| \| Talk \| Contribs - 02:42, Aug 13 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:30, Aug 13 For. Made me giggle. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:16, 14 August 2008 (UTC) weak for. really well done. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:09, 15 August 2008 (UTC) For. I enjoyed it. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:08, 15 August 2008 (UTC) For. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:51, 15 August 2008 (UTC) For the motherland!! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 21:47, Aug 20 For Moh Deadpan! Mr N http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 15:30, Sep 13
Against Votes: 5	Meh I dunno, I'm not feeling it. I mean, particularly I don't find it tickles my own funny bone that well. But other than that, the somber expressions (I realize it's hard to find a picture of either person with a "OMG FIGHT!" look on their face), and the overall things, I dunno, they just give me a meh feeling. -RA HB 16:27, 13 August 2008 (UTC) Against. At first when I saw this image I thought, "something's just not right..." RAHB seems to have figured it out for me. They look calm and composed, not like some dude with another dude in a headlock. Its a welldone image and all, but the facial expressions are way off. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 04:00, 14 August 2008 (UTC) Yeah They look more like college chums than people actually fighting. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 20:57, 17 August 2008 (UTC) Against. Your lack of ridiculously accentuated facial hair disturbs me. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:54, 21 August 2008 (UTC) Against. I understand why the president of America and Stalin would be fighting, but why Lincoln? What has he got to do with anything? Give me Truman or Eisenhower or even Reagan instead. Lincoln is too random. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 11:49, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments	@ Mickey - it was done to request - those particular presidents. @ Others - couldn't find more aggressive expressions, and Abe's deadpan expression somehow makes it funnier for me (like Lincoln's trying to pretend he's above it or something), although I understand why it doesn't for you. Ah well, guess my half-hearted, not-really-a-quest quest for a featured image will continue some other time. If I have any inspiration. And if I can be bothered. Not so much shot down in flames as gently ushered to land. Fine. --UU - natter 13:36, Aug 25 I agree, Lincoln's lack of emotion over the whole ordeal makes it funnier. But that's just me. Maybe I'm stupid. - UnIdiot \| \| Talk \| Contribs - 15:48, Aug 25 Abstain - Mickey has it all wrong. It needs to be more random by having Millard Fillmore and Chairman Mao. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Special:Userlogout • 11:26, Sep. 10, 2008

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Dune Messiah

Featured picture candidate

Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen goes to extreme lengths to prove that HE is the hoped-for Kwisatz Haderach.

Image credit: Mister Otter
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Vote	Score: 5 people who believe in the divinity of Sting
Nomination:	Mister Otter 22:44, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 9	I always knew Sting was a deity - ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:26, 23 August 2008 (UTC) He watches every step you take.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) For Spectacularly done. -RA HB 17:39, 23 August 2008 (UTC) Every little thing he does is magic... -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 02:10, 24 August 2008 (UTC) For. - He's the savior of the Russian children — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:43, 25 August 2008 (UTC) For Very nice. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 03:27, 30 August 2008 (UTC) For lol. nicely done. --VitalOD 00:39, 6 September 2008 (UTC) For Cheers people. Sting bless you all. --Mister Otter 19:18, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Fuck Yes! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT .K .F . W H O R E ! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 17:20, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against It's well done and everything; I just don't find it funny. --Algorithm 05:20, 24 August 2008 (UTC) Against Hard to tell what exactly I was looking at --Nytrospawn 16:46, 28 August 2008 (UTC) Against. Contrary to popular belief, Sting's face is not instantly recognizable to... well... just about anybody. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:59, 8 September 2008 (UTC) Who the what? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:55, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Image is cool, caption made me go wtf. If it gets a better caption, I'll gladly vote for. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:27, Aug 24 Taken from David Lynch's version of Dune. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:52, 28 August 2008 (UTC) TLB's comment was for an earlier, less awesome caption, Mordillo. As for my vote, abstain. If anything, the caption is too awesome. It distracts from whateveritis that the picture is. I'm not sure. I'm too distracted by the awesome caption. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 16:49, 30 August 2008 (UTC) I echo what MO said, except that it's the same caption, and I just know nothing about Dune. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:05, Aug 31 No one can be told what Dune is. You have to experience it for yourself. Welcome to the desert of the real. Purpose. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 18:37, 31 August 2008 (UTC) You've never seen Dune, have you? — Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:40, 31 August 2008 (UTC) Obviously I have. The best part was when Baron Harkonnen put Chani in the Statue of Liberty and stole her powers before trying to turn everybody near Ellis island into mutants. And Paul Atreides was all "Waah!" and metal claws came out of his hands and he was all slash slash bam! It was awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 19:06, 31 August 2008 (UTC) :) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:13, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

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'U-Turn' Key

Featured picture candidate

As many people are unaware that the 'Return' key is in fact 'Enter', from 2009 and so on, Enter on the keyboard will be replaced with a more simple to find U-Turn key.

Image credit: Gert5
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Vote	Score: -1 super-extremely funny images
Nomination:	Sir General Minister G 5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:15, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	You guessed right --Sir General Minister G 5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:15, 6 August 2008 (UTC) For Well, you've finally done it Gert. Despite how simplistic the image is, despite the text-base, despite how it only took you three seconds to make it, you have produced something that made me laugh. And being that it made me laugh, I feel it is my duty to vote for it. May it be stricken down with honor. -RA HB 18:21, 6 August 2008 (UTC) lol text -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:24, 6 August 2008 (UTC) Weak for, because I wish the caption was better. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:15, Aug 6 For -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Special:Userlogout • 05:16, Aug. 12, 2008 Per RAHB. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 06:21 Aug 12, 2008 for. got a smile out of me. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:24, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8	Against What would such a key... do? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 05:39, 7 August 2008 (UTC) Against. Oh, hello there Gert. I see you've made more text based stuff. That's great. Really. But what I find really...strange about this image is the fact that the arrow-bit looks more out of place than the text. I also don't like the fact that this image didn't make me laugh. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:43, 7 August 2008 (UTC) Against. The carriage return is not a U-turn. If it was, after you hit it you'd drop one line down and start typing from right to left. That, as you can clearly see, is crazy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 11:50, 8 August 2008 (UTC) I'm not feeling the lols. A couple lulz, but not lols. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:11, 12 August 2008 (UTC) Against. I like the idea of a U-Turn key. But this just isn't a well done chop. Sorry dude. --UU - natter 08:56, Aug 13 Sorry It just doesn't do anything for me... --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 09:34, 14 August 2008 (UTC) Against. as per ZB, though not nearly as mean as he was. Robertodole 05:30, 24 August 2008 (UTC) Against as per the above againsts. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 02:17, Aug 28
Comments	Wouldn't it be more appropriate if it was the "Backspace" key? -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:25, 6 Aug The backspace doesn't form a U though. Maybe if it was "One Way." -RA HB 22:48, 6 August 2008 (UTC) Point is, backspace has no alternative name, so there is no point renaming it. Oh, and HOLY FUCK!! 4 FORS. I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN FOUR FORS AND JUST ONE AGAINST!!! AAAAAAAAA! --Sir General Minister G 5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:41, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

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Iceberg >>> Ship

Featured picture candidate

A rare photograph of an iceberg caught in the action of devouring a cruise ship. This image was taken shortly before the iceberg ate the photographer.

Image credit: Me, beyotch! ~ Nezlr
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Vote	Score: 3
Nomination:	~ NEZLR 04:56, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	Self Nom and for ~ Nezlr For. MSPaint FTW! Robertodole 05:23, 6 May 2008 (UTC) It's king hippo! ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 7/05/2008 @ 00:18 I lol'd. Srsly. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT .K .F . W H O R E ! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:24, 7 May 2008 (UTC) Now I know why Titanic sunk. User:Aewanko --the ghostlessness 01:18, 7 May 2008 (UTC) I love it. I could actually use this in an article I'm writing. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF @ 23:32 May 7 Weak for, until you fix the stuff ZB mentioned, at which point it will become a strong for. - Don *Leddy the Crunch* (Nyah, see, n y a h !) 02:27, May 9
Against Votes: 4	Against. While leaving whatever humour there is aside (and there is some humour, don't get me wrong), the quality of this image is terrible. While I'm glad that you took it to the Reefer Desk before selfnomming it, Nezlr, the fact that you would make the statement "The shadow will be added" and then add no shadow takes away from the purpose of the Desk. And, while your in a good image manipulating software adding shadows, just redo the whole image, so that its smoother (use the "Blur" or similar tool/filter) - it shouldn't be that hard, if you could do it in MSPaint, it'll take you no time in better program. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:30, 7 May 2008 (UTC) Against - Per Zombiebaron. It would be SO easy to make this 100x times nicer looking. I would vote for it in a heartbeat if you redid it with smooth stuff and added a shadow! - UnIdiot \| \| Talk \| Contribs - 00:58, May 7 Against - I love it, but it could be so much better if it was at least somewhat realistic looking. I'm keeping this against vote until it is improved. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:38, 8 May 2008 (UTC) Against Per those guys, though I do find it bizarrely funny. It could probably make feature with some work. -RA HB 06:49, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments	This is my favorite image I've uploaded to Uncyclopedia. It was an image someone suggested i make, and after making it, i thought it was pretty cool. It is an image i am actually quite proud of making. Being as there is only 1 other competitor right now, i figured I'd see if anyone might like my competitor.Also, i didn't see any negativity in it's review, so :) Also, I didn't make this in paint for christs sake. I made it in photoshop, i used paint for the cartooony face.About the shadow, i tried adding that effect,but it came out awfully several times. Because im an ameteur at photoshop,you'd probably be commenting on hw i'd need to make it better which i just can't do right now. ~ NEZLR 8:21, 8 May 2008 (PST)

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1.jpg

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Insert image caption here

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Vote	Score: -2
Nomination:	76.232.237.156 05:54, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	That is quite simply the greatest picture ever, the red symbolizing the anger of the poster at their inability to link an image properly... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:10, 20 April 2008 (UTC) For. Per above XD ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 06:44, 20 April 2008 (UTC) For 76.232.237.156 is perhaps the greatest artist of our generation. Note the subtle texture of the brushstrokes. The subdued color. The raw, unfiltered emotional content. Clearly the work of a genius, the kind of genius for which we should simply appreciate the fact that we happen to be alive at the same time as. -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 06:58, 20 April 2008 (UTC) Zombiebaron --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT .K .F . W H O R E ! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 17:50, 20 April 2008 (UTC) ZOMG its teh sex!! Robertodole 18:40, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against. I fixed it, and after having done so discovered to my dismay that it's much too cool to be featured. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:09, 20 April 2008 (UTC) Against. I liked the pic of the guy singing better. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c6/Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:26, 20 April 2008 (UTC) Comment. Yes, but that one was too awesome to even exist! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:27, 20 April 2008 (UTC) Now that it exists, it sucks :( Robertodole 21:56, 20 April 2008 (UTC) I miss the singing guy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:58, Apr 20 Against. Now that the picture we were voting on got fucked up, I am now strongly against it. I like it the way it was before. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 23:31, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I say we hang it in the Louvre, offset to the Mona Lisa... or offset to the dumpster out back. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:03, 20 April 2008 (UTC) What happens if this actually wins?!-RPBnimrod

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Barry Bonds

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Once the steroids had shrunk Mr. Bonds' equipment and the lawsuit had ruined his career, he tried to sneak out of the limelight using a number of disguises, including this "ditzy blonde chick" get-up. Surprisingly, this disguise seemed to be his favorite, and later, he decided to get a sex change.

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Robertodole 21:51, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	N+F I'm bad at writing captions, but I thik its a funny pic. Robertodole 21:51, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

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Nazi Windmill

Featured picture candidate

After the Netherlands surrendered to Germany in the spring of 1940, Nazi engineers moved quickly to bring Dutch landmarks in-line with their ideology.

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Premier Tom Mayfair
For Votes: 10	Fascist Premier Tom Mayfair For, I like it--Sycamore (Talk) 13:20, 14 April 2008 (UTC) For unless it makes me a Nazi...--Sir Seeker (Call me?) \|KUN\|VFP\| 14:08, 14 April 2008 (UTC) For God bless that Nazi remake of Camberwick Green. http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/31/Freemorpheme.gif 21:48, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Weak for. ~~If it's gonna be a standalone pic, it needs a better caption. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to whittle some wooden shoes.~~ The caption is better now. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 01:17, 16 April 2008 (UTC) DOUBLE For!!! -RA HB 08:39, 17 April 2008 (UTC) For. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 13:27, 17 April 2008 (UTC) 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:14, Apr 19 For Hey, Modus made that for me! Modus and Brad in '08! -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:27, 24 Apr F♥r. I like it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF @ 15:12 Apr 28
Against Votes: 9	Against, the textybits don't really make it funny. They just distract from the fact that "Hey, look, a swastika." -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 20:28, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Against. Windmills are boring, like history, and otters Robertodole 23:45, 14 April 2008 (UTC) um blank stare - It's a swastika, so? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:15, 16 April 2008 (UTC) Weak against You see those little words on that windmill on the right? They need to be nazi-related puns. -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 00:51, 19 April 2008 (UTC) Against. Adding "Nazi" to some everyday object does not make it funny. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 12:31 Apr 19, 2008 As per above --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT .K .F . W H O R E ! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 21:25, 20 April 2008 (UTC) As per above the above. –—Hv (talk) 20/04 21:27 Nay. A bit too hard to read, and over technical! Like the idea of a Nazi Windmill, Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Windmill! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by HealthHazard (talk • contribs) diff
Comments	DJ Irreverent: It's also a windmill. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 13:27, 17 April 2008 (UTC) NO WAI!!!111!1!1 Its a swastika on a windmill. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:24, 19 April 2008 (UTC) No shit? Oh yeeeeah, I see it now. Fuck me, I'm doubling my for after hearing that. -RA HB 23:12, 17 April 2008 (UTC) Template:Not that funny Quite Honestly, i don't really think its that funny. And i am not trying to cheat. Come on, others agree its not that great. The nazi captions would make it better. Nazi jokes are cliche. ~ NEZLR 04:59, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

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Superman's Secret To Flying

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Superman's secret flying technique

Image credit: RPBnimrod
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Vote	Score: -2 dude high on crack
Nomination:	RPBnimrod
For Votes: 1	SN RPBnimrod
Against Votes: 3	Against. I can barely read the words "Red Bull", and plus, this might as well be a pun, not a feature worthy concept Robertodole 18:42, 20 April 2008 (UTC) Doesn't say "featured image" to me as loudly as it says "Red Bull advert." - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:12, Apr 20 Against. It doesn't look like a can at first glance, at second glance, it looks like his hand is crushing it, and it's not really funny. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c6/Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:23, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

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CATS

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File:CATS

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Vote	Score: 0
Nomination:	71.240.49.188 22:00, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 0	Tompkins - Yeah, I'm confused. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:36, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

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Empireiphone.jpg

Featured picture candidate

Empire-I-Phones, advertised in The Journal of Uncyclopedian Studies, no. 1, April 1860.

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Vote	Score: 3
Nomination:	Syndrome 03:32, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 8	For Life needs more Euroipods references in general. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 03:32, 31 March 2008 (UTC) For, of course. -- [sir] e\|m\|c^[TALK] 00:53, 4 April 2008 (UTC) For -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) For - oh why not, I think it stands alone, as well as the in-joke -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 18:16, 7 April 2008 (UTC) For This will go nicely next to other featured stuff on the front page...Plus I giggled. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) \|KUN\|VFP\| 14:12, 8 April 2008 (UTC) Før In-joke, but hey, what the heck, big greasy thumbs up ~ oh look, it's Madmikeuk ~ { talk - contrib } 16:20, 8 April 2008 (UTC) Text-base Premier Tom Mayfair For.. I've always liked this image, about time it got the feature it deserves. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:56, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against Sannse did better with the widely popular Falstrop's Kitten Huffing. Also, PBC. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 21:12, 31 March 2008 (UTC) Comment. I must say that I disagree with you completely, ZB. Falstrop's Kitten Huffing was the same quality, it was just a new idea at the time. Also, as per below, PBC doesn't apply. Robertodole 21:19, 27 April 2008 (UTC) Against Its not that good. No sig Robertodole 01:14, 8 April 2008 (UTC) Against Syndrome: That's true mostly, but in-jokes are also looked down upon. Nobody outside the site can enjoy it if everything we feature is only known to the people who are already here. Also, text based. -RA HB 04:46, 5 April 2008 (UTC) Against Not funny at all. 201.253.205.46 Sockpuppet. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:13, 12 April 2008 (UTC) Why would Fixman use his sockpuppet to vote here when he could have used his actual account? Either this isn't a sockpuppet, or fixman works in mysterious ways... Robertodole 02:23, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Against. Not only an in-joke, but it was never a funny in-joke Robertodole 01:29, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Against. It is truly sucky -- 忍者男 • Ninja Man • Talk! • The Hitlist • Pages I've Attacked • Ninja-style Main Page Time→ 18:35, 13 April 2008 (UTC) Against. This looks familiar... Oh yes, I remember. I voted Against. back when it was nominated before. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c6/Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 19:51, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I was under the impression it was more of an in-joke than a continual source of drama, but then again, what do I know? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 16:37, 1 April 2008 (UTC) I agree, I don't see how the PBC applies here, since in-joke is different from drama... Robertodole 08:59, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

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Cheese Piano

Featured picture candidate

So goodbye yellow brick road/Where the dogs of society howl/You can't plant me in your penthouse/I'm going back to my cheese
This timeless quote from Elton John's classic cheesy piano ballad describes the very instrument that made Elton's favorite type of song great: the cheesy piano.

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Vote	Score: -2 cheesy pianos
Nomination:
For Votes: 4	Nom'n'For I watched this image's genesis, and now feel that its time to lie down on Broadway hast come. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:20, 18 March 2008 (UTC) for. cheese-based image. also, that caption makes me want to vote twice.--Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:35, 18 March 2008 (UTC) Self-for Because it can be done. Plus, cheesy pianos and indeed pianos of all types hold a special place in my heart.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:21, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Too highbrow -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/88/Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 07:11, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Not feeling it... or anything, actually. God damn numb hands. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT .K .F . W H O R E ! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 21:44, 18 March 2008 (UTC) No buttered scones for me, I'm off to play the grand piano in my "Aeroplane". ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 18/03/2008 @ 21:46 Not really getting it. -RA HB 01:53, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Against - Didn't do it for me. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:17, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Against. Sorry Lj, it's not bad and all, but to semi-quote a previous ZB vote, it doesn't work without the caption, which makes it text-based. On its own, it's OK but not great. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 11:25, Mar 31 Half-hearted against Good image, but text-based (its not funny without the caption) - oh look, it's Madmikeuk ~ { talk - contrib } 14:48, 8 April 2008 (UTC) Against Not funny at all. No sig at all Robertodole 01:29, 8 April 2008 (UTC) I couldn't find a laugh. Under the bed; no. Behind the couch; no. Sorry --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:53, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

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DO NOT RESIST US

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WE ARE UNCYCLOPEDIA. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

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Vote	Score: 1 Assimilations
Nomination:	~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:19, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 6	N+F. And guess what? It's not text base! Hurrrah! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:19, 7 December 2007 (UTC) For, the guy that made this must be supercool. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:18, 7 December 2007 (UTC) For because I feel bad about FlyAKike. Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer _{(missile ponies for everyone!)} 01:11, 8 December 2007 (UTC) F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair For that is so cool --J.R. "Bob" Dobbs 02:12, 9 December 2007 (UTC) For -Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:25, 9 December 2007 (UTC) For. I like this especialy sence we did this to a wiki that was copying us.--General And Min. THE DUDE MANhttp://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 01:55, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against. Not a bad image per se, but a) it didn't make me laugh and b) I can think of several more appropriate corporate logos for a Borg ship. Sorry. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:32, 7 December 2007 (UTC) Nah... didn't make me laugh, really. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 00:45 Dec 08, 2007 Against - Text based Joke--Æ 00:47, 8 December 2007 (UTC) Against. A Borgish potato, perhaps. A sophia painted on the side of a cube, not so much. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 02:02, 12 December 2007 (UTC) Against. I don't want to have to watch Star Trek to get a joke. Incidentally, I still got it, but I had to read the caption first. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:07, 13 December 2007 (UTC) Neg Doesnt look all that great for the front page --Nytrospawn 04:03, 14 December 2007 (UTC) Against as per Modus. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 20:41, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

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Illegal aliens from outer space!

Featured picture candidate

An unfortunate miscommunication lead to the original theater poster having a terrifying kitten rather than the planned terrifying Mexicalian. Errors on later posters include a basketball instead of the houses and a block of cheese instead of the text. All three posters are highly prized by collectors, with ones in mint condition fetching up to eight dollars at auction.

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Vote	Score: 7 extraterrestrial kittens
Nomination:	AAA! (AAAA) 05:53, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 10	Nom & For - This is the best image I've seen all day, and I don't see many images (caption credit goes to MO). --AAA! (AAAA) 05:53, 11 October 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 05:55, 11 October 2007 (UTC) For. There's a funny story behind this pic. I'll tell you what it is as soon as I make it up. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 06:08, 11 October 2007 (UTC) For. What's great about this pic is that it's well-done and surreal enough to be funny.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png >> 12:14, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Si. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 12:26, 11 October 2007 (UTC) For. That is one terrifying kitten. RabbiTechno 13:00, 11 October 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:08, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Mega-for. I liked it in the article, I like it even better when it's alone. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 19:23 Oct 11, 2007 Ultra-Strong Support - this is pure hilarity--*Sir* Manforman 21:35, 11 October 2007 (UTC) F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair Miau---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 06:38, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Against. The article is good, and it's still a good chop, but it just doesn't stand alone as a picture outside the context. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT .K .F . W H O R E ! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 11:28, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Against. As if anybody seriously expected me to vote for a text-based joke. Also, the text-based joke isn't even very funny without the added text of its article. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 21:46, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Against Its good, but not that good --Nytrospawn 02:26, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Changing vote to abstain. I'm really unsure whether this is funny outside the context of its page, but I'm too close to see the kitteny forest for the equally kitteny trees. I must admit, however, that a enormous sombrero'd kitten poised to crush the cookie-cutter hell of suburbia is adorable. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 19:47, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

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Garfreakeld

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???

Image credit: Jim Davis
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Vote	Score: 27
Nomination:	• Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007
For Votes: 35	For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007
Against Votes: 8	For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007
Comments	Hi. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 09:07, 28 Sep 2007

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Hello

Featured picture candidate

And how!

Image credit: Bitter films
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Vote	Score: 12
Nomination:	• Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007
For Votes: 15	For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007
Against Votes: 3	For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007
Comments	Random colours. Spang, you can only vote once. —rc (t) 05:14, 28 September 2007 (UTC) But it was all in one edit, that's got to count for something. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 08:56, 28 Sep 2007

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Vote	Score: 7 Wrestlers that are NOT on steroids.
Nomination:	http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 13	Nom + For I just think it's a funny picture, seeing as wrestlers could be compared to wild animals, so it's also kinda deep.--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC) I'm not voting, but WWF used to be Worldwide Wrestling Federation until the World Wildlife Foundation claimed rights to the acronym. So my point is that the picture is kinda a cross between the two things using the acronym.Or mabye I'm entirely wrong...Sonje how did you think of this???-- - StonedJeff http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/23/Spinningweed2.gifTALK talk to me 04:05, 22 March 2009 (UTC) Ahhahahhahaha (I fuckin' hate that commercial where they show that polar bear cub trying to follow it's mother, but it's pretty much made clear that it drowns, thanks assholes, as if I wasn't already depressed). -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:50, 16 March 2009 (UTC) So true, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with this pic.--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods Very For. -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:51, 16 March 2009 (UTC) For! I understand Sonje still wants to finish some parts of this image, but she isn't gettng away with that one. Awesome image. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:41, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Sonje is a she??? I didn't know that.--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods God, I know! And on the internet! Date her! --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:13, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Lol. I didn't know Sonje is a she. // Ttonochin Zheliel - join Everquest ( Talk • Sign • Contribs ) VERY FOR!!! Sonje is great at this. // Ttonochin Zheliel - join Everquest ( Talk • Sign • Contribs ) 11:04, 17 March 2009 (UTC) For. --Mnb'z 14:46, 17 March 2009 (UTC) FOR --CrabPope 10:31, 18 March 2009 (UTC) For I don't know about deep...but funny non the less ~SirTags tit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 15:24, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Likey --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT .K .F . W H O R E ! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 17:54, 22 March 2009 (UTC) Just For—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 21:59, 22 March 2009 (UTC) For I get it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 19:09, 17 April 2009 (UTC) For, but hmm, what would my environmentalist friends think of this?-- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 00:26, 21 April 2009 (UTC) For. -- Kneehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/Damn_Commies.PNG/16px-Damn_Commies.PNGChee 18:39, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Against Nicely done image, but I don't get the joke. Sry. Mr N http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 03:17, Mar 22 Against I've seen better chops, especially from Sonje. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:17, 29 March 2009 (UTC) ~~#Against per MrN. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 22:49, 30 March 2009 (UTC)~~ Against -RA HB 08:59, 2 April 2009 (UTC) against Djdorama 16:09, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Weak against It is funny but the chopping isn't all that great. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:03, 6 May 2009 (UTC) Against. I looked at this image and said "huh?" After reading comments I found out that the image was used in a wrestling article and understood, however the image does not stand on its own. Robertodole 09:42, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. - Meh. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 15:39, Mar 18 Back in the very early days of pro wrestling it was a fairly common practice to book matches between a wrestler and a bear. This has almost nothing to do with the picture, I just thought it was quite interesting. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 20:51, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Comment: the lighting on that bear's head looks off. Shouldn't it be more lit up from the flash? Other than that, I don't really get it... - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:11, Mar 22 Abstain. - On the one hand, there is little to no text and the hair was very artfully pasted. On the other hand, it isn't that funny. Rbpolsen♦☺ http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7d/Icons-flag-us.png 02:19, 26 March 2009 (UTC) Comment:I don't think this one will work as a featured pic on its own. I made it for Nachlader's WWF article, it worked in the context of the article. --^Damehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:00, 10 April 2009 (UTC) I think it would work. If you've ever seen pro wrestlers, they don't look like normal human beings. They sometimes look like vicious animals that will bite you head off. Therefore, it's an incredibly accurate metaphor represented by an excellently 'shopped and humorous image. --Cheddar

Vote	Score: 10.5 planets, damn it!
Nomination:	Docile hippopotamus 07:57, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 22.5	nom and for. Good image. --Docile hippopotamus 07:57, 1 May 2009 (UTC) Sun always smiles. Sun always happy. LOL. —Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered User 08:02, 1 May 2009 (UTC) for its fricken awsome-- Communist. (talk) 21:22, 1 June 2009 (UTC) Kinda cute I guess -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:34, 1 May YAY!!--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:39, 2 May 2009 (UTC) The Moon's expression does it for me. --~~Pleb~~ KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 19:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC) For. Oddly endearing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 23:09, 2 May 2009 (UTC) For. A bit of wee came out. --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 19:18, 3 May 2009 (UTC) For. Its funny despite the MsPaintiness. --^Damehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:41, 4 May 2009 (UTC) It's rather cute --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:49, 5 May 2009 (UTC) For. Lol cute. —The la Zhel 10:08, 5 May 2009 (UTC) cute Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 23:48, 9 May '09 FRIGGLE. ~ NEZLR 16:48, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Oh, what the hey. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 15:19, May 14 Indeed. --T. (talk) 15:29, 14 May 2009 (UTC) moon wins--Mtallmen 184 22:00, 14 May 2009 (UTC) For I like it--User:Fuentfue ;) User Talk:Fuentfue 07:27, 16 May 2009 (UTC) ' For.'It made me chuckle, it's all good ImNotASunbeam 22:26, 24 May 2009 (UTC) For. Yes. Staircase 19:26, 30 May 2009 (UTC) For The sun makes me laugh every time I see it. Ellemonopy 22:54, 2 June 2009 (UTC) For JESUS CHRIST! MJ94 01:31, 4 June 2009 (UTC) For It's so cute! 68.151.17.131 02:03, 5 June 2009 (UTC) For! This is absolutely genius! The fact that it was done on paint leaves a bit to be desired but hell, it's all part of its charm. --Rooob 15:12, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 12	I could've done this with a camera. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:31, 1 May 2009 (UTC) Against a bit too MS-Painty --Mnb'z 03:39, 2 May 2009 (UTC) Against -RA HB 03:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC) omglol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 04:21, 2 May 2009 (UTC) Nope Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:43, 3 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Why is Pluto, the coldest planet of them all, fiery? Also, too much MS Paint, and ZombieBaron based image. Robertodole 09:35, 6 May 2009 (UTC) Actually that's a good question considering there would be no real friction apart from the small amount of very distant particles in Earth's orbit... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:39, 6 May 2009 (UTC) LOL you're looking for scientific accuracy? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:38, 6 May For such a realistic depiction as above it is truly necessary. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:55, 6 May 2009 (UTC) True, we wouldn't wanna give anybody the wrong idea. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:09, 6 May Not to mention that there's no sound in space. Or talking planets, moons or stars for that matter. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:11, 6 May 2009 (UTC) Or planetary facial expressions. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:16, 7 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Cute, but texty and didn't actually make me chuckle. --UU - natter 08:40, May 9 Nah. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:25, May 17 Against. The joke isn't quite good enough to justify the basic graphix - I Live in Your Eyes Against. MSPaint--A.Z?MUN123 •T•C•E 18:47, 30 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Without the text it's not funny +MSpaint--GBA2005 ~ Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows 02:13, 3 June 2009 (UTC) Zombiebaron --Algorithm 05:31, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Iunno Too much like the Bermuda Triangle. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 21:10, 5 May 2009 (UTC) As a side note, Pluto is actually smaller than the moon. --Mnb'z 15:16, 8 June 2009 (UTC) Are you saying that this photograph is not historically accurate? Pish-Posh my dear boy. Pish. Posh. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:36, 8 June 2009 (UTC) What I don't get is why people keep saying MSPaint. If someone could do this good of a job on MSPaint, I would be amazed. Fucking amazed. This sin't MSPaint. No where near. Staircase 17:44, 8 June 2009 (UTC) Seriously, it shouldn't matter if it's MS Paint or Photoshop or Illustartor or whatever. The bottom line is, this is one of the funniest pics I've seen here. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG 02:30,9June,2009

Vote	Score: -2 och!
Nomination:	• • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 05:02, Sep 8
For Votes: 2	SelfNom + 4 - This went through Reefer's Desk (read: Modus) and so now I present it as an offering to the whims of the great and powerful VFP. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 05:02, Sep 8 For. --Docile hippopotamus 09:14, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against until you can fix the kilt, which looks extremely awkward right now. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:01, Sep 8 Yeah, the kilt looks weird, but I like the usage of Orange Amps. Pretty funny, but needs some more tweakin'. -- the spawn of hitler him self, YO!! 05:00, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Against Per Leddy and RDB. --^Damehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 13:26, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Against. per the kilt. --Mn-z 13:52, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Thanks for the comments, guys. Somehow Modus forgot to mention the kilt amidst all his other nitpicking. I'll fix it soon and renom it then. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 13:45, Sep 9 Hey! I told you his kilt was done wrongly in my first comment. Jerk. That's the last time I give you a lift to the airport. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:10, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Whoops! Silly me. I must have blocked that from my memory or somesuch. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 21:38, Sep 9 To nitpick, there are quite a few photomorphing artifacts in the image if you look closely (i.e. white pixels near the outline of objects, inconsistent blurring, et cetera). You might be able to hide that if the pic was smaller. --Mn-z 00:14, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Vote	Score: 0 people who run in a circle like a fag
Nomination:	—The la Zhel 11:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Bless.. Sorry for nomming another pic but I stumbled upon it and, well, laughed. —The la Zhel 11:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC) ~~For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 11:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)~~ Surprisingly enough, this turned out to be unoriginal. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 18:11, 15 June 2009 (UTC) For (pending originality check) Ellemonopy 15:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	LOLOLOLOLOLOL Her Cajekiness • <5:28 Jun 16, 2009> Against --^Damehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:50, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I'm not sure if that's original. --Mn-z 18:03, 15 June 2009 (UTC) Still not sure? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 18:10, 15 June 2009 (UTC) Well, this .gif was uploaded to Uncyclopedia about 10 months before that YouTube video was made. ~~Pleb~~ KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 18:17, 15 June 2009 (UTC) http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn217/chman56/norunning.gif Take that! For even bothering looking up the date. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 18:20, 15 June 2009 (UTC) Wait, I'm confused. How do we know it's unoriginal?Ellemonopy 22:47, 15 June 2009 (UTC) Unless the user is a known photo-editor, I'd assume its unoriginal. --Mn-z 16:18, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Vote	Score: -4
Nomination:	Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! 06:59, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For and Nom Kevin Rudd trying to prove his Australian with his "fair shake of the sauce bottle." Lived here all my life and it's the first timne I heard the expression.
Against Votes: 5	Australians have stupid metaphors --Mtallmen 184 16:44, 16 June 2009 (UTC) Against Not that witty, too simple, too obvious. But don't write off the colonies for metaphors... I live in your eyes 16:28, 16 June 2009 (UTC) Against general lack of --Mn-z 16:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC) Against. Where's the funny? -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:37, 16 Jun Against. --^Damehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:49, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Some admin need to fix the unsigned votes. --Mn-z 16:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Vote	Score: 0 Kitars
Nomination:	—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 16:47, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	Nom+For—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 16:47, 16 May 2009 (UTC) For. Nice work. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:49, 16 May For per above. --Mnb'z 03:46, 17 May 2009 (UTC) For Oh my word, that's awesome! --Pootah 22:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Hell No! A picture of a cat? C'mon. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG 22:07,16May,2009 *Tonight on Animals do the Funniest Things!* Another picture of a kitten that's been made humourfied. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:31, 16 May 2009 (UTC) It's a cat. Holding a guitar. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:26, May 17 Headband = No fucking way. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 13:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Cute. Too cute to vote against. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 22:09, 16 May 2009 (UTC) Torn. For, because it's a great 'chop? Against, because the joke is weak? I can't deal with all this pressure! -- Kneehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/Damn_Commies.PNG/16px-Damn_Commies.PNGChee 18:47, 17 May 2009 (UTC) I'll vote for if someone brings me that kitten. I want it! --^Damehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:29, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Vote	Score: -3 Text based Images
Nomination:	Fuentfue 06:19, 13 May 2009 (UTC)fuentfue
For Votes: 5	SN&F-fuent Bless.. Holy indeed. —The la Zhel 09:39, 13 May 2009 (UTC) I like it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 10:03, 13 May 2009 (UTC) For Italian Art. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg 21:08,13May,2009 For. --Docile hippopotamus 03:27, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8	Next, we're going to have an image that simply reads "zombiebaron". --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 09:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC) Against. --^Damehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 10:01, 13 May 2009 (UTC) Against. concept is funny, but execution could use some work. --Mnb'z 18:25, 13 May 2009 (UTC) Against. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:38, 13 May 2009 (UTC) 'Gainst as per Nach. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 02:56, May 14 Against We have the much better printer-based Mona Lisa, and this really didn't take much to create I'm sure. Also, not very funny. -RA HB 23:55, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Made to make a point. But it's not funny, even as an illustration of said point. --UU - natter 08:26, May 15 per UU. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:25, May 17

Vote	Score: -2 people who are teens
Nomination:	Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 05:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	For VFP is slow, I like this very much. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 05:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC) For. Is there a Burst Cherry flavour? --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:33, 10 May 2009 (UTC) Puber For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 10:35, 10 May 2009 (UTC) Bless.. Puber tea tastes nice. —The la Zhel 11:53, 10 May 2009 (UTC) For. --Docile hippopotamus 16:13, 10 May 2009 (UTC) For. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:20, 10 May 2009 (UTC) For. It's not completely texty. --^Damehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 10:10, 11 May 2009 (UTC) For Poppin' cherry! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:32, 13 May 2009 (UTC) For I like the Poppin' Cherry flavour! 10:45, 22 May 2009 (GMT) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 195.195.250.5 (talk • contribs) dif For I make Puber Tea from my pants 03:54, 22 May 2009 (GMT) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shitaku (talk • contribs) diff I'm not wiki-savvy enough to prove anything but... voting rigging much? http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 22:39, 23 May 2009 (UTC) Votes UnAllowed. Two votes within twenty minutes of each other, one IP/one user, both making exactly the same (and odd) formatting error. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 00:09, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9	Against ...Text-based? Anyone remember when people voted against images for being text-based? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 06:49, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Against Until someone makes the popped Cherry flavour, then for. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:26, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Not really a fan. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 23:55, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Against text based, and, there is no curvature to the images on the bottles. --Mnb'z 05:49, 12 May 2009 (UTC) Against As a joke, it's ok, but it's funny text poorly put onto bottles. Make it look like a brand and I may change my vote. --Asahatter (annoy) 22:04, 12 May 2009 (UTC) Against not that good Teh pwnerator 03:07, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Against Per Asahatter and Mnbvcxz. -RA HB 23:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Per Asahatter, Mnbvcxz, and me. --UU - natter 08:20, May 15 I came out of hiding simply to against this image. Neither funny nor well done. ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 20/05/2009 @ 02:56 Happy I could help bring you back Jocke. :) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC) Oh, I don't know. I could care less about whether an image is text based or not, but I'm just not feeling it now. It was kind of amusing at first, but eh. And that "bitch"'s face! Yikes! I mean, I know, that's the point, she's a "bitch", but God damn, that's frightening! Sorry, Woody. :- / -- the spawn of hitler him self, YO!! An appology? No need. I had done this a while back just for kicks, and it amused me, and VFP was slow, so I just wanted to see what would happen with it. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:58, 26 May 2009 (UTC) OH THANK GOD. Now I can rest at night. -- the spawn of hitler him self, YO!! 19:22, 27 May 2009 (UTC) :( Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Image changed per Nach and Dj. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:25, 11 May 2009 (UTC) fantastic. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:12, 11 May 2009 (UTC) The reflection is flipped wrong.Ellemonopy 20:51, 12 May 2009 (UTC) Using the power of magic, she is fixed. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:03, 12 May 2009 (UTC) There is no curviture on the labels, fix it!-fix it!- fix it-fix it! .... Fix it!--CrabPope 21:08, 12 May 2009 (UTC) Abstain until I see some curves, baby! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 02:55, May 14 Don't be afraid to make it bigger so we can read it without clicking. Also, curves, etc. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:23, May 17

Vote	Score: -2 first uncyclopedians on the moon
Nomination:	Iwillkillyou333 18:00, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	First!!!! What am I doing??? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:05, 2 March 2009 (UTC) Self Nom --Iwillkillyou333 18:19, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	nah. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:06, Mar 2 rofl. this is damn near why i love socky anyway. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:18, 2 March 2009 (UTC) Nah. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 17:19, Mar 3 against too ms painty. --Mnb'z 17:33, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Damn this one is hard. Part of me urged to vote For because, lets face it, its a first! On the other hand its just sooo cheeszy. And honestly the picture itself isnt that great looking neither is it especially well drawn. I'll take some time to see what others think. --Kit talk 22:55 2 March

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