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The English poster of the 1958 film

Image credit: --WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Score: -1
Nomination: WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. for --WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Very, very weak for User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig 14:27, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Zombiebaron -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 14:22, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I concur User:Frosty/sig3 07:42, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. User:Zheliel/sisg 19:39 October 6
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|name=London 2012 "SHIT" logo |size=350px |caption=The IOC will be pissed when they see us making fun of their trademarks. Wait... don't take down my f***ing video! |credit=Funnybony |nom=~ User:Qzekrom/sig7 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=5 |for=

  1. PurpleDickVote.png Nom+Boner. ~ User:Qzekrom/sig7 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's cool, although will date very quickly. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
  3. For. Made me smile. User:Frosty/sig3 12:00, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. 4 User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig 22:41, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:Zheliel/sisg 19:39 October 6

|againstnumber=2 |against=

  1. Against -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 16:54, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. -RAHB 00:21, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. sumone10154(talk) 03:55, October 8, 2012 (UTC)

|comments= |Uncyclopedia:VFP/Nologo.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Nologo.jpg|VFP/Nologo.jpg=VFP/Nologo.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Nologo.jpg §name=London 2012 "SHIT" logo §size=350px §caption=The IOC will be pissed when they see us making fun of their trademarks. Wait... don't take down my f***ing video! §credit=Funnybony §nom=~ {User:Qzekrom/sig7} 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=5 §for=

  1. {Boner§Nom+Boner.} ~ {User:Qzekrom/sig7} 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
  2. {For} It's cool, although will date very quickly. {User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3§04:30 14 Aug}
  3. For. Made me smile. {User:Frosty/sig3} 12:00, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. 4 {User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 22:41, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
  5. {For} {User:Zheliel/sisg} 19:39 October 6

§againstnumber=2 §against=

  1. Against -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 16:54, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. {boner} -{User:RAHB/sig} 00:21, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. {against} –[[User:Sumone10154§sumone10154]]([[User talk:Sumone10154§talk]]) 03:55, October 8, 2012 (UTC)

§comments= }}{{Votevfp.include|image=Sphincters of Egypt1.JPG |name=The Sphincters of Egypt |size=350px |caption=Looks like it's now easier to get into the Pyramids. |credit=Fusion121 |nom=--User:Qzekrom/sig7 19:33, July 20, 2012 (UTC) |scoretext=easy-access holes |fornumber=1 |for=

  1. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. --User:Qzekrom/sig7 19:33, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

|againstnumber=3 |against=

  1. Zombiebaron. So poorly done that the incredibly funny concept is ruined. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 19:38, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Yeah what he said. User:Frosty/sig3 23:57, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Against. I don't actually know what the joke is here, but it's so ridiculous that I'd vote for it anyway if it were well done. -RAHB 00:26, July 22, 2012 (UTC)

|comments= |Uncyclopedia:VFP/Sphincters of Egypt1.JPG=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Sphincters of Egypt1.JPG|VFP/Sphincters of Egypt1.JPG=VFP/Sphincters of Egypt1.JPG|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Sphincters of Egypt1.JPG §name=The Sphincters of Egypt §size=350px §caption=Looks like it's now easier to get into the Pyramids. §credit=Special:Contributions/Fusion121§Fusion121 §nom=--{User:Qzekrom/sig7} 19:33, July 20, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext=easy-access holes §fornumber=1 §for=

  1. {boner} --{User:Qzekrom/sig7} 19:33, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=3 §against=

  1. Zombiebaron. So poorly done that the incredibly funny concept is ruined. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 19:38, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Yeah what he said. {User:Frosty/sig3} 23:57, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Against. I don't actually know what the joke is here, but it's so ridiculous that I'd vote for it anyway if it were well done. -{User:RAHB/sig} 00:26, July 22, 2012 (UTC)

§comments= }}{{Votevfp.include|image=For_Uncyclo.jpg |name=One Day In The Death of a North Korean Dictator |size=350px |caption="In Communist North Korea, dead animals kill you!" |credit=Edogmad |nom=Edogmad (talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=3 |for=#Edogmad (talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

  1. Godly.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu.png 12:26, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Strong for. --User:Black flamingo11/sig 23:07, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

|againstnumber=6 |against=

  1. I'm sorry, but what? --User:Xamralco/sig 22:26, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? User:Frosty/sig3 11:09, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. ...i think this is anti-humor, but i'm not sure, i think someone was trying to make a genuinely good image and might actually think it's good. I hope this comment doesn't make them feel bad. This would be perfect for an article on how to teach blind retarded children how to use photoshop while tripping acid. Actually someone should make that...-- 00:59, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  4. yeahno. This is quite frankly terrible. Sorry. -User:Optimuschris/sig21:53, 26 May
  5. Symbol against vote.svg Against.Retarded, just retarded.--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 23:52, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For a second there I though I was high. --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:09, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

|comments= This started out by making fun of College Humor's North Korean Photoshop Tutorial because everything in the picture can be accurately content filled but the crowd which is shown in the video. Then I started merging in some other photos and was encouraged by one of my friends to place it on the Kim Jong-il article but I still wanted it here. |Uncyclopedia:VFP/For Uncyclo.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/For Uncyclo.jpg|VFP/For Uncyclo.jpg=VFP/For Uncyclo.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=For_Uncyclo.jpg §name=One Day In The Death of a North Korean Dictator §size=350px §caption="In Communist North Korea, dead animals kill you!" §credit=User:Edogmad§Edogmad §nom=User:Edogmad§Edogmad (User talk:Edogmad§talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=3 §for=#User:Edogmad§Edogmad (User talk:Edogmad§talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

  1. Godly.--{User:Mr-ex777/sig} 12:26, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Strong for. --{User:Black flamingo11/sig} 23:07, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=6 §against=

  1. I'm sorry, but what? --{User:Xamralco/sig} 22:26, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? {User:Frosty/sig3} 11:09, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. ...i think this is anti-humor, but i'm not sure, i think someone was trying to make a genuinely good image and might actually think it's good. I hope this comment doesn't make them feel bad. This would be perfect for an article on how to teach blind retarded children how to use photoshop while tripping acid. Actually someone should make that...--User:Paragraph§¶ 00:59, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  4. yeahno. This is quite frankly terrible. Sorry. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}21:53, 26 May
  5. {Against}Retarded, just retarded.--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 23:52, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For a second there I though I was high. --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 11:09, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

§comments= This started out by making fun of College Humor's North Korean Photoshop Tutorial because everything in the picture can be accurately content filled but the crowd which is shown in the video. Then I started merging in some other photos and was encouraged by one of my friends to place it on the Kim Jong-il article but I still wanted it here. }}{{Votevfp.include|image=AntiFreezeKings.png |name=Antifreeze Kings |size=350px |caption=Back in the day, Sally, Jeremy, Arthur, and I would gather in Chad's basement when his parents skipped town to let loose. One of our favorite games was Antifreeze Kings. Of course, it just started with some small laughs and rhymes, but one of us would always hit the floor within the hour. I could still hear the screams of "Somebody call poison control!" like it was yesterday. Damn good memories...

I still miss Chad. |credit=Zombiebaron |nom=Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:09, February 28, 2012 (UTC) |scoretext=fatal drinking games |fornumber=10 |for=

  1. Nom + For. ZB crafted this one up for Antifreeze and goddamn is it good and funny. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:09, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 08:17, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Sure  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 19:15 Feb 28, 2012
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig 22:16, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:01, 19 March 2012
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Caption-based? Yes. Is it still laugh-out-loud hilarious? You bet your ass. --User:Magic man/sig 07:15, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Honestly don't see why people wouldn't find this funny without the article. Plus if it makes them read the article; it's win-win. --User:Black flamingo11/sig 11:21, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  8. I'm ok with this -- 01:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Though drinking antifreeze is idiotic.--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 10:47, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hahahahaha!

|againstnumber=9 |against=

  1. It's an entirely text-based image, the only thing of which was changed isn't even legible here. Seems like it should work for the article, certainly, but not a feature on its own. User:Lyrithya/sig
    I didn't realise the pot was changed - didn't realise it contained liquid, either. I'm not really going anywhere with this, though you might want to make the card reflections the right colour. That might help. Maybe. Container of blue chips... User:Lyrithya/sig
  2. Not funny on its own. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:35, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against.. User:Tasmania/SIG 05:37, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  4. I don't get it. User:Frosty/sig3 06:30, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Me either.--User:Maniac1075/sig 04:58, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Me too... Talk Mattsnow 20:55, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Against. As part of a page, yes. On it's own, not so much. User:Modusoperandi/sig 02:20, March 24, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Zombiebaron. Just not funny on its own. Also, antifreeze is typically green or yellow. That looks blue on my screen. Sorry ZB. -User:Optimuschris/sig22:01, 26 May
  9. Context? I mean some anti-freeze amongst a bunch of playing cards where the imagination in that? --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:00, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

|comments= |Uncyclopedia:VFP/AntiFreezeKings.png=Uncyclopedia:VFP/AntiFreezeKings.png|VFP/AntiFreezeKings.png=VFP/AntiFreezeKings.png|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=AntiFreezeKings.png §name=Antifreeze Kings §size=350px §caption=Back in the day, Sally, Jeremy, Arthur, and I would gather in Chad's basement when his parents skipped town to let loose. One of our favorite games was Antifreeze Kings. Of course, it just started with some small laughs and rhymes, but one of us would always hit the floor within the hour. I could still hear the screams of "Somebody call poison control!" like it was yesterday. Damn good memories...

I still miss Chad. §credit=Zombiebaron §nom={User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 06:09, February 28, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext=fatal drinking games §fornumber=10 §for=

  1. Nom + For. ZB crafted this one up for Antifreeze and goddamn is it good and funny. --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 06:09, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 08:17, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Sure {User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig§19:15 Feb 28, 2012}
  4. {For} {user:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig} 22:16, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  5. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}14:01, 19 March 2012
  6. {For} Caption-based? Yes. Is it still laugh-out-loud hilarious? You bet your ass. --{User:Magic man/sig} 07:15, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Honestly don't see why people wouldn't find this funny without the article. Plus if it makes them read the article; it's win-win. --{User:Black flamingo11/sig} 11:21, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  8. I'm ok with this --User:Paragraph§¶ 01:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  9. {For} Though drinking antifreeze is idiotic.--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 10:47, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  10. {For} Hahahahaha!

§againstnumber=9 §against=

  1. It's an entirely text-based image, the only thing of which was changed isn't even legible here. Seems like it should work for the article, certainly, but not a feature on its own. {User:Lyrithya/sig§23:24, 28 February 2012}
    I didn't realise the pot was changed - didn't realise it contained liquid, either. I'm not really going anywhere with this, though you might want to make the card reflections the right colour. That might help. Maybe. Container of blue chips... {User:Lyrithya/sig§07:03, 3 March 2012}
  2. Not funny on its own. --{User:Xamralco/sig} 23:35, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. {Against}. {User:Tasmania/SIG} 05:37, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  4. I don't get it. {User:Frosty/sig3} 06:30, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Me either.--{User:Maniac1075/sig} 04:58, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Me too... {User:Mattsnow/sig} 20:55, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Against. As part of a page, yes. On it's own, not so much. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 02:20, March 24, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Zombiebaron. Just not funny on its own. Also, antifreeze is typically green or yellow. That looks blue on my screen. Sorry ZB. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}22:01, 26 May
  9. Context? I mean some anti-freeze amongst a bunch of playing cards where the imagination in that? --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 11:00, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

§comments= }}{{Votevfp.include|image=SpockPi.png |name=File%25253ASpockPi%25252Epng |size=350px |caption=Mister Spock astonishes his crewmates by reciting pi with remarkable accuracy. |credit=Zombiebaron |nom=Black flamingo |scoretext=.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 |fornumber=10 |for=#Zombiebaron is the René Magritte of photoshopping. --User:Black flamingo11/sig 00:09, February 22, 2012 (UTC)

  1. Zombiebaron -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 16:16, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Pie  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 16:17 Feb 24, 2012
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig 22:18, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I lol'd. User:Tasmania/SIG 05:39, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Any ways... it's hilarious, that's all it needs.--Flymousechiu (talk) 02:32, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:03, 19 March 2012
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. long numbers with little or no meaning. User:TheHappySpaceman/sig/hollywood 21:49, 03/24/2012
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. I could go for some pie right now... --User:Magic man/sig 07:17, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Random? Spock opens his mouth and says pi with one sound, the whole thing at once, wherever it ends. And again, an "I thought I'd voted for this" vote. Aleister 1:09 23-4-'12

|againstnumber=11 |against=

  1. Against User:Frosty/sig3 06:11, February 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. star DRECK --Roman Dog Bird 07:19, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Sorry, I don't get it. Talk Mattsnow 08:48, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Speech bubble randoms. User:Lyrithya/sig
  5. Raπdom. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:38, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  6. agreed.--User:Maniac1075/sig 04:59, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote.svg Against. --User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig02:32 Apr 13 2012
  8. no... just no... -- 01:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Zombiebaron. Not funny without the caption. ZB should know better... -User:Optimuschris/sig22:08, 26 May
  10. No--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 02:25, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  11. [1] Also there is the whole thing of it just being very random and just plain ridiculous. --User:MasterWangs/Sig 10:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

|comments=

  1. Zombiebaron, you came and they did not recognize your genius, then you were burned at the stake for being a witch or a zombie witch. This is the opposite of random. It shows Spock uttering a sound which communicates Pi. Genius, genius on the half-shell. Aleister 11:32 28-5-'12

|Uncyclopedia:VFP/SpockPi.png=Uncyclopedia:VFP/SpockPi.png|VFP/SpockPi.png=VFP/SpockPi.png|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=SpockPi.png §name=File%25253ASpockPi%25252Epng §size=350px §caption=Mister Spock astonishes his crewmates by reciting pi with remarkable accuracy. §credit=Zombiebaron §nom=Black flamingo §scoretext=.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 §fornumber=10 §for=#Zombiebaron is the René Magritte of photoshopping. --{User:Black flamingo11/sig} 00:09, February 22, 2012 (UTC)

  1. Zombiebaron -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 16:16, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
  2. {For§Pie} {User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig§16:17 Feb 24, 2012}
  3. {For} {user:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig} 22:18, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  4. {For} I lol'd. {User:Tasmania/SIG} 05:39, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  5. {For} Any ways... it's hilarious, that's all it needs.--User:Flymousechiu§Flymousechiu (User talk:Flymousechiu§talk) 02:32, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
  6. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}14:03, 19 March 2012
  7. {times§{For} long numbers with little or no meaning. {User:TheHappySpaceman/sig/hollywood} 21:49, 03/24/2012}
  8. {For} I could go for some pie right now... --{User:Magic man/sig} 07:17, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
  9. {For} Random? Spock opens his mouth and says pi with one sound, the whole thing at once, wherever it ends. And again, an "I thought I'd voted for this" vote. user:Aleister§Aleister 1:09 23-4-'12

§againstnumber=11 §against=

  1. Against {User:Frosty/sig3} 06:11, February 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. star DRECK --User:Roman Dog Bird§Roman Dog Bird 07:19, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Sorry, I don't get it. {User:Mattsnow/sig} 08:48, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Speech bubble randoms. {User:Lyrithya/sig§23:18, 28 February 2012}
  5. Raπdom. --{User:Xamralco/sig} 23:38, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  6. agreed.--{User:Maniac1075/sig} 04:59, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  7. {Against} --{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}02:32 Apr 13 2012
  8. no... just no... --User:Paragraph§¶ 01:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Zombiebaron. Not funny without the caption. ZB should know better... -{User:Optimuschris/sig}22:08, 26 May
  10. No--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 02:25, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  11. [2] Also there is the whole thing of it just being very random and just plain ridiculous. --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 10:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

§comments=

  1. Zombiebaron, you came and they did not recognize your genius, then you were burned at the stake for being a witch or a zombie witch. This is the opposite of random. It shows Spock uttering a sound which communicates Pi. Genius, genius on the half-shell. user:Aleister§Aleister 11:32 28-5-'12

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=Graduate peeping tom.png |name=File%253AGraduate peeping tom.png |size=350px |caption=I would like you to seduce me Mrs. Robinson.

That's what I'm trying to tell you |credit=Bizzeebeever |nom=User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3 |scoretext= graduates |fornumber=4 |for=

  1. I made a nasty 'chop a couple of years ago based upon this concept. I put up a request for it to be redone. BB did it perfectly. I love this image! User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
  2. More like a peeping Ratzo Rizzo. Aleister 13:09 19-3-
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:44, 19 March 2012
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:Frosty/sig3 07:12, March 21, 2012 (UTC)

|againstnumber=5 |against=#Symbol against vote.svg I don't know... I mean, it's well made and all, but I'm just not seeing the funny, here. I think it would fit an article nicely. --User:Magic man/sig 07:10, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

  1. The Graduate is probably the funniest movie of all time but this is just tasteless. Too soon! -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 03:05, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
  2. LOLwut? I really don't see how this is funny. It looks like it could be a pic from the original movie poster. What am I missing? -User:Optimuschris/sig22:06, 26 May
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Ths is funny how?--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 23:55, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Needs more naked --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:05, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

|comments= |Uncyclopedia:VFP/Graduate peeping tom.png=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Graduate peeping tom.png|VFP/Graduate peeping tom.png=VFP/Graduate peeping tom.png|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Graduate peeping tom.png §name=File%253AGraduate peeping tom.png §size=350px §caption=I would like you to seduce me Mrs. Robinson.

That's what I'm trying to tell you §credit=Bizzeebeever §nom={User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3§09:52 19 Mar} §scoretext= graduates §fornumber=4 §for=

  1. I made a nasty 'chop a couple of years ago based upon this concept. I put up a request for it to be redone. BB did it perfectly. I love this image! {User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3§09:52 19 Mar}
  2. More like a peeping Ratzo Rizzo. user:Aleister§Aleister 13:09 19-3-
  3. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}13:44, 19 March 2012
  4. {for} {User:Frosty/sig3} 07:12, March 21, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=5 §against=#{Against§I don't know...} I mean, it's well made and all, but I'm just not seeing the funny, here. I think it would fit an article nicely. --{User:Magic man/sig} 07:10, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

  1. The Graduate is probably the funniest movie of all time but this is just tasteless. Too soon! -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 03:05, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
  2. LOLwut? I really don't see how this is funny. It looks like it could be a pic from the original movie poster. What am I missing? -{User:Optimuschris/sig}22:06, 26 May
  3. {Against} Ths is funny how?--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 23:55, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Needs more naked --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 11:05, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. This is pretty clever. Also, I changed the caption. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:30, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For.. It's funny because, once you delete anything on Windows, it immediately gets sent to the recycling bin. User:Tasmania/SIG 05:34, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Clever! Talk Mattsnow 20:54, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:00, 19 March 2012
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I think it's really funny and could be the start of a new generation of Internet Memes. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 20:33, March 20, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. In a small town there is a barber. The barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself. Who shaves the barber? --User:Magic man/sig 07:12, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
    No one. The barber is a woman. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:23, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
  7. WHAT HATH THY DONE??? --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:04, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. User:Frosty/sig3 22:25, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 05:43, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. it's humorous, but not burst out laughing or clever. Not feature worthy in my non-respected opinion.--User:Maniac1075/sig 04:56, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Beyond overdone. Also, text based.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 06:16 Apr 13, 2012
  5. Nah. Something about Zombiebaron. -User:Optimuschris/sig21:59, 26 May
  6. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Just not funny--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 01:53, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. This is pretty clever. Also, I changed the caption. --{User:Xamralco/sig} 22:30, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. {For}. It's funny because, once you delete anything on Windows, it immediately gets sent to the recycling bin. {User:Tasmania/SIG} 05:34, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  3. {For} Clever! {User:Mattsnow/sig} 20:54, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}14:00, 19 March 2012
  5. {For} I think it's really funny and could be the start of a new generation of Internet Memes. --{User:Qzekrom/sig3} 20:33, March 20, 2012 (UTC)
  6. {For} In a small town there is a barber. The barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself. Who shaves the barber? --{User:Magic man/sig} 07:12, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
    No one. The barber is a woman. --{User:Xamralco/sig} 22:23, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
  7. WHAT HATH THY DONE??? --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 11:04, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. {against} {User:Frosty/sig3} 22:25, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 05:43, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  3. {against} it's humorous, but not burst out laughing or clever. Not feature worthy in my non-respected opinion.--{User:Maniac1075/sig} 04:56, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. {Against} Beyond overdone. Also, text based. {User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig§06:16 Apr 13, 2012}
  5. Nah. Something about Zombiebaron. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}21:59, 26 May
  6. {Against} Just not funny--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 01:53, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

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  • Abstain, but funny thing i noticed. the score was 0:0 when i created, 1:1 when i first check, and 2:2 now :P.--User:Flymousechiu§Flymousechiu (User talk:Flymousechiu§talk) 06:27, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • It's 6:3 now. LOL --{User:Qzekrom/sig5} 13:55, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
  • It's 6:6 now. LOL --{User:Qzekrom/sig6} 02:13, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. Against. I did not lol. Also text something something zombiebaron. -User:Optimuschris/sig04:49, 27 May

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  1. Against. I did not lol. Also text something something zombiebaron. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}04:49, 27 May

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like it. User:Frosty/sig3 23:58, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Zombierunner -RAHB 00:24, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For.. Certainly. Talk Mattsnow 02:41, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
  5. 4 User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig 22:42, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. That's disturbing, not funny.--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 21:00, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Where's the funny? --User:Xamralco/sig 23:16, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Zombies can't run. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 03:48, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Against. Went back and forth on this one. Its a good chop, but it just isn't funny enough on its own. -User:Optimuschris/sig04:22, 27 May

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  • I find this photo funny for reasons unknown Probably due to their face or how they run. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. {For} --[[User:SecondChanceForMe§2nd Chance for me]] (because I was banned.) [[User talk:SecondChanceForMe§(Say)]] 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. {for} I like it. {User:Frosty/sig3} 23:58, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Zombierunner -{User:RAHB/sig} 00:24, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  4. {for}. Certainly. {User:Mattsnow/sig} 02:41, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
  5. 4 {User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 22:42, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=4 §against=

  1. That's disturbing, not funny.--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 21:00, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Where's the funny? --{User:Xamralco/sig} 23:16, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Zombies can't run. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 03:48, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Against. Went back and forth on this one. Its a good chop, but it just isn't funny enough on its own. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}04:22, 27 May

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  • I find this photo funny for reasons unknown Probably due to their face or how they run. --[[User:SecondChanceForMe§2nd Chance for me]] (because I was banned.) [[User talk:SecondChanceForMe§(Say)]] 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=Heisenbergbreaksbad.jpg |name=Stay out of my orbital... |size=750px |caption=Heisenberg: I might be the one who knocks... |credit=Template:U |nom=Nikau (talk) 15:53, April 28, 2012 (UTC) |scoretext=ding-a-ling |fornumber=5 |for=

  1. Self nom because I <3 Breaking Bad so much Fuck this, it's time we got back to making fun of current media dammit. --Nikau (talk) 15:53, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Frosty approves. User:Frosty/sig3 11:10, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. OK with me -- 00:57, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like this alot. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Iwillkillyou333 (talk • contribs)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I feel all spiritual when looking at this. Nice details! Talk Mattsnow 02:43, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. Against. I didn't get the reference and I've watched the show. Sorry, but I feel its too obscure. -User:Optimuschris/sig21:56, 26 May
  2. Neverheard of the show and for that reason, I don't get it. More of an inside thing. --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:08, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

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  • I put up the B/W one, but I made a colour one, too. I kind o prefer the colour one actually. It would be nice to know which one people like more... --Nikau (talk) 16:43, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
Breakingbadcolour.jpg
Breaking Bad is the reference, Heisenberg is the alias of the main character. Yeah, you won't get it if you haven't seen the show. I don't have photoshop available right now, but putting the Breaking Bad logo on "Breaking Bad; Origins?" would not be too hard. It is more esoteric than Hitler and star wars jokes, yes. --122.252.179.182 04:54, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
this is Nikau, just can't be fucked logging in right now. --122.252.179.182 04:55, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Looks like some alien spacecraft landed in the middle of... I don't know. It's a bit confusing. --Clicky! Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 15:20, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • Had inspiration, will add a blurb later to explain the new movie poster. --Nikau (talk) 04:19, June 23, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. Self nom because I <3 Breaking Bad so much Fuck this, it's time we got back to making fun of current media dammit. --User:Nikau§Nikau (User talk:Nikau§talk) 15:53, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Frosty approves. {User:Frosty/sig3} 11:10, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. OK with me --User:Paragraph§¶ 00:57, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  4. {For} I like this alot. {unsigned§Iwillkillyou333}
  5. {For} I feel all spiritual when looking at this. Nice details! {User:Mattsnow/sig} 02:43, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=2 §against=

  1. Against. I didn't get the reference and I've watched the show. Sorry, but I feel its too obscure. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}21:56, 26 May
  2. Neverheard of the show and for that reason, I don't get it. More of an inside thing. --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 11:08, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

§comments=

  • I put up the B/W one, but I made a colour one, too. I kind o prefer the colour one actually. It would be nice to know which one people like more... --User:Nikau§Nikau (User talk:Nikau§talk) 16:43, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

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  • I like the grayscale version better. --{User:Qzekrom/sig3} 01:42, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • I prefer the colour one, but unfortunately I don't get the reference. --{User:Black flamingo11/sig} 11:27, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
Breaking Bad is the reference, Heisenberg is the alias of the main character. Yeah, you won't get it if you haven't seen the show. I don't have photoshop available right now, but putting the Breaking Bad logo on "Breaking Bad; Origins?" would not be too hard. It is more esoteric than Hitler and star wars jokes, yes. --Special:Contributions/122.252.179.182§122.252.179.182 04:54, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
this is Nikau, just can't be fucked logging in right now. --Special:Contributions/122.252.179.182§122.252.179.182 04:55, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Looks like some alien spacecraft landed in the middle of... I don't know. It's a bit confusing. --{User:Qzekrom/sig6} 15:20, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • Had inspiration, will add a blurb later to explain the new movie poster. --User:Nikau§Nikau (User talk:Nikau§talk) 04:19, June 23, 2012 (UTC)

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Jimbo dead

Featured picture candidate
Jimbo dead

Jimbo is burning to death.

Image credit: Bubbles Green
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Score: 1
Nomination: Bubbles Green (talk) 20:15, 9 June 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

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Against Votes: 0

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  2. Thinmint.jpg Were PBGuy --DU - Talk
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  1. {KeepRed§Strong For} --{User:Down User/sig} 05:21, 3 December 2010 (UTC)
  2. {Minty§Were PBGuy} --{User:Down User/sig} 12:25, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

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AWESOME

Featured picture candidate
AWESOME

Spang

Image credit: Down User & Spang
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Score: 7 total votes
Nomination: Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments

rm 7, --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg Four tits are better than two User:EugeneKay/Zig
  2. For Per Eugene. User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig 00:33, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For.Perfectly safe for work. Unless you have a boss with a foot fetish. Al sans chains 1:07 30 5 MMX
  4. User:Rbpolsen/For I have independently come to the conclusion that this would be a worthwhile and in every sense appropriate addition to the Featured Images category, as well as the front page itself. Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 02:23, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Pacman.png Pacman. Fuck to the yes. User:CheddarBBQ/sigs 05:25,30May,2010
  6. For User:Dexter111344/sig 05:28, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  7. For. I'll actually look at the picture later. --User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig20:47 May 30 2010
  8. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif Yesss  User:Paizuri/sig7 20:51, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
  9. For - The fact that it's a png and not a jpeg makes me harder than the girls pressing their breasts together. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:54, May. 30, 2010
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. All I can say is:N00b! O&E fan 13:24, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Who are you. --Roman Dog Bird 04:42, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Now if only I could get my login to work... The preceding unsigned comment was added by 173.21.186.76 (talk • contribs)
  12. Symbol keep vote.svg For. --Down User 12:37, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

|againstnumber=13 |against=#Symbol against vote.svg No tits. Hey guys, I'm going to Uncyclopedia to make an image of two girls that attract the straight men! lol it has no humor but it's sexy lol. It'll get featured for sure!User:HELPME/sig2 (V2) On Sunday, 01:27, May 30 2010 UTC

  1. Your vote sucks dingoes. You lol twice, and yet vote against it. You claim no tits, yet the four tits are pushed together just beyond the arms. You, sir, with your lol'ds echoing through the hallways of work and school. Al des chains 1:32 30 5 MMX
  2. Symbol against vote.svg NO! Per HELPME. User:Wilytank/sig 4:36 PM 5/30/10
  3. Makes me laugh? No. Would like their phone number? Yes. User:Mordillo/sig3 21:15, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg This is what happens when I stop logging in I had to log in just to vote this down. --Nytrospawn 19:36, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against. *sigh*. User:Modusoperandi/sig 10:13, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against. Per Modus. --User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig 10:15, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Against. Hi-friggin'-larious. No really, I'm rolling on the floor and everything. --User:Under user/sig3 15:33, Jun 4
    This vote confuses me. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:34, 4 June 2010
    Betterer? --User:Under user/sig3 15:42, Jun 4
    Sure. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:46, 4 June 2010
    Good. --User:Under user/sig3 15:48, Jun 4
  8. Nah. I don't hate the idea, but not my thing. User:The Woodburninator/sig2 07:04, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
  9. I could have made this with my DICK!!!! (what does that mean) --Roman Dog Bird 20:24, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Meh... it's not even well surrealised. *shifty eyes* - Athyria 03:41, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
    It should be seriallised, watching lesbians make out are for guys who are rubbish in bed (or just virgins, whatever). --User:Nachlader/sig6 17:11, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
    Actually, serialising it could be fun... *shifty eyes* - Athyria 21:10, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
  11. sorry I never thought I'd vote against naked women, but the photo-editing is shoddy User:Jack mort/sig 23:20, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Meh. Per Jack mort. Loneshark8301990 17:32, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
  13. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.1 against because it's not funny (Maybe add clown noses?) User:Happytimes/sig 20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:00 (UTC)
    ".1"? No such thing. User:Modusoperandi/sig 08:44, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

|comments=*Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Against voters don't even try to find the humour anymore. *sigh*. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:40, 4 June 2010

I only like humor when it's right in front of me. Say, your face for instance. User:The Woodburninator/sig2 03:46, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
His face? That's not "ha ha" funny. It's not the other kind, either. It seems to be a new branch of funny; the kind that's neither funny because it's funny or funny because it's not funny. It's like watching a video with the Yakkity Sax tune dubbed over a loop of bunch of elderly paraplegics tumbling down the stairs. User:Modusoperandi/sig 04:23, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

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  1. {for§Four} tits are better than two {User:EugeneKay/Zig§00:31, Sunday 30 May 2010}
  2. For Per Eugene. {User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 00:33, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. {For}Perfectly safe for work. Unless you have a boss with a foot fetish. user:Aleister in Chains§Al sans chains 1:07 30 5 MMX
  4. {User:Rbpolsen/For} I have independently come to the conclusion that this would be a worthwhile and in every sense appropriate addition to the Featured Images category, as well as the front page itself. {User:Rbpolsen/sig/themadness} 02:23, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. {Pacman} Fuck to the yes. {User:CheddarBBQ/sigs} 05:25,30May,2010
  6. For {User:Dexter111344/sig} 05:28, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  7. For. I'll actually look at the picture later. --{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}20:47 May 30 2010
  8. {Exterminate§Yesss} {User:Paizuri/sig7} 20:51, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
  9. For - The fact that it's a png and not a jpeg makes me harder than the girls pressing their breasts together. {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 20:54, May. 30, 2010
  10. {For} All I can say is:N00b! User:O&E fan§O&E fan 13:24, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Who are you. --User:Roman Dog Bird§Roman Dog Bird 04:42, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
  11. {For} Now if only I could get my login to work... {unsigned§173.21.186.76}
  12. {Keep§For.} --User:Down_User§Down User 12:37, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=13 §against=#{Against§No tits.} Hey guys, I'm going to Uncyclopedia to make an image of two girls that attract the straight men! lol it has no humor but it's sexy lol. It'll get featured for sure!{User:HELPME/sig2 (V2)} On Sunday, 01:27, May 30 2010 UTC

  1. Your vote sucks dingoes. You lol twice, and yet vote against it. You claim no tits, yet the four tits are pushed together just beyond the arms. You, sir, with your lol'ds echoing through the hallways of work and school. user:Aleister in Chains§Al des chains 1:32 30 5 MMX
  2. {Against§NO!} Per HELPME. {User:Wilytank/sig} 4:36 PM 5/30/10
  3. Makes me laugh? No. Would like their phone number? Yes. {User:Mordillo/sig3} 21:15, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. {Against§This is what happens when I stop logging in} I had to log in just to vote this down. --Nytrospawn 19:36, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against. *sigh*. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 10:13, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against. Per Modus. --{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 10:15, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Against. Sarcasm§Hi-friggin'-larious. No really, I'm rolling on the floor and everything. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 15:33, Jun 4
    Extreme Sarcasm§This vote confuses me. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}15:34, 4 June 2010
    Patronising§Betterer? --{User:Under_user/sig3} 15:42, Jun 4
    Sure. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}15:46, 4 June 2010
    Good. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 15:48, Jun 4
  8. Nah. I don't hate the idea, but not my thing. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 07:04, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
  9. I could have made this with my DICK!!!! (what does that mean) --User:Roman Dog Bird§Roman Dog Bird 20:24, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Meh... it's not even well surrealised. *shifty eyes* - User:Lyrithya§Athyria 03:41, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
    It should be seriallised, watching lesbians make out are for guys who are rubbish in bed (or just virgins, whatever). --{User:Nachlader/sig6} 17:11, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
    Actually, serialising it could be fun... *shifty eyes* - User:Lyrithya§Athyria 21:10, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
  11. sorry I never thought I'd vote against naked women, but the photo-editing is shoddy {User:Jack_mort/sig} 23:20, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Meh. Per Jack mort. User:Loneshark8301990§Loneshark8301990 17:32, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
  13. {Love§0.1 against} because it's not funny (Maybe add clown noses?) {User:Happytimes/sig} 20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:00 (UTC)
    ".1"? No such thing. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 08:44, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

§comments=*{comment} Against voters don't even try to find the humour anymore. *sigh*. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}14:40, 4 June 2010

I only like humor when it's right in front of me. Say, your face for instance. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 03:46, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
His face? That's not "ha ha" funny. It's not the other kind, either. It seems to be a new branch of funny; the kind that's neither funny because it's funny or funny because it's not funny. It's like watching a video with the Yakkity Sax tune dubbed over a loop of bunch of elderly paraplegics tumbling down the stairs. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 04:23, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

}}{{Votevfp.include|image= FAST_ANIMALS_SLOW_CHILDREN_POSTER.jpg |name=Fast Animals, Slow Children |size=350px |caption=Follow the new reality hit show on FOX |credit=fattybelly |nom=Fattybelly 05:01, May 2, 2010 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=3.5 |for=#Symbol for vote.svg For. I vote for --Fattybelly 05:01, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Because it's actually a pretty good 'chop. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:43, 4 June 2010
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For America Damnit! I'm not sure what kind of world it is where a fat kid is no longer funny, but that's not where I wanna live. USA! USA! --User:John Lydon/Sig 15:03, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
    Please read the against votes Mr. Rotten. Dear God, has this really been up for over a month? Can we just get rid of this section? --Roman Dog Bird 00:30, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
  3. half a for because the idea and exectution are both passable if not inspired User:Jack mort/sig 23:52, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

|againstnumber=7.9

|against=#against per my policy of disliking vorarephilia except when it intersects with maiesiophilia. --Mn-z 05:39, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  1. Old Family Guy thing. --Roman Dog Bird 07:11, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Bad 'chop and not really giggle-worthy PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Friday, 04:52, May 28 2010 UTC
  3. Against. Not an original idea, and badly executed. --User:Under user/sig3 15:36, Jun 4
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. This is an old Family Guy thing, and it really isn't a good 'chop. Plus, it's not really all that funny.User:HELPME/sig2 (V2) On Thursday, 06:29, June 17 2010 UTC
  5. Symbol abstain vote.svg Weak against (0.7). Don't like the text, poor font choices & lack of punctuation where it counts. User:Happytimes/sig 20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:07 (UTC)
  6. Symbol abstain vote.svg Weak against (2.2). Huh You Phat --DU - Talk
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  1. Rm, 7.9 Failed --DU - Talk
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|Uncyclopedia:VFP/Fast Animals Slow Children=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Fast Animals Slow Children|VFP/Fast Animals Slow Children=VFP/Fast Animals Slow Children|=|=|%ARGS%=§image= FAST_ANIMALS_SLOW_CHILDREN_POSTER.jpg §name=Fast Animals, Slow Children §size=350px §caption=Follow the new reality hit show on FOX §credit=fattybelly §nom=User:Fattybelly§Fattybelly 05:01, May 2, 2010 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=3.5 §for=#{for} I vote for --User:Fattybelly§Fattybelly 05:01, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

  1. {For} Because it's actually a pretty good 'chop. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}15:43, 4 June 2010
  2. {For§For America Damnit!} I'm not sure what kind of world it is where a fat kid is no longer funny, but that's not where I wanna live. USA! USA! --{User:John Lydon/Sig} 15:03, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
    Please read the against votes Mr. Rotten. Dear God, has this really been up for over a month? Can we just get rid of this section? --User:Roman Dog Bird§Roman Dog Bird 00:30, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
  3. half a for because the idea and exectution are both passable if not inspired {User:Jack_mort/sig} 23:52, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=7.9 §against=#against per my policy of disliking vorarephilia except when it intersects with maiesiophilia. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 05:39, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

  1. Old Family Guy thing. --User:Roman Dog Bird§Roman Dog Bird 07:11, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Bad 'chop and not really giggle-worthy {User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall} Friday, 04:52, May 28 2010 UTC
  3. Against. Not an original idea, and badly executed. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 15:36, Jun 4
  4. {Against} This is an old Family Guy thing, and it really isn't a good 'chop. Plus, it's not really all that funny.{User:HELPME/sig2 (V2)} On Thursday, 06:29, June 17 2010 UTC
  5. {Weak Abstain§Weak against (0.7).} Don't like the text, poor font choices & lack of punctuation where it counts. {User:Happytimes/sig} 20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:07 (UTC)
  6. {Weak Abstain§Weak against (2.2).} Huh You Phat --{User:Down User/sig} 08:04, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

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  1. Rm, 7.9 Failed --{User:Down User/sig} 08:04, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=Tomboftherisen.jpg |name=Tomb of the Mutilated Risen |size=350px |caption=After being enlightened by religious influences, Cannibal Corpse created a total reconstruction of their best-selling album. |credit=CheddarBBQ |nom=User:CheddarBBQ/sigs 16:33,10April,2010 |scoretext=Christ-loving metalheads 300x1.jpg |fornumber=16 |for=#Thinmint.jpg Self-Nomfo Well, I wanted this to be nommed after the article was done, but it's been in Pee Review for quite a while, and I'm bored. I like this pic better than I do the article, and I think it's probably my best 'shop to date. However, to avoid being a complete stuck up douche, I won't vote. Yet. Ya know what, if everyone's gonna keep changin the score anyway, I might as well. User:CheddarBBQ/sigs 16:33,10April,2010

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. I saw this earlier and thought it was the real cover. Nice work! Aleister sans chains 16:38 10 4 MMX
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Because it just freakin' rocks. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Willice (talk • contribs)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Very nice -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 09:27 EST 11 April, 2010
  4. Symbol for vote.svg Weak for I'm no metalhead, but that's a great 'shop. User:Paizuri/sig7 23:43, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
  5. Fogainst. User:Fredd The Mahmauscher/Sig 00:01, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Jesus loves us, Jesus loves us, Jesus loves us, Jesus loves ass... :P User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig 11:18, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:07, Apr. 26, 2010
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Teehee. *shifty eyes* - Athyria 03:52, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Loneshark8301990 21:25 , June 9, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. I don't like the picture, I mean it'll never hang on my wall, but it's a comvincing enough copy that I looked online to check that you hadn't just piked it from CC User:Jack mort/sig 00:04, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. I Can't see Picture Tomb of the Risen

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|againstnumber=7 |against=#Against. Let's go with "I didn't laugh." User:Necropaxx/sig Wednesday, 05:45, Apr 21 2010

  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Not nearly graceless enough in its insult of religion. It needs gaymansex and defecation and naughty words and maybe a few neon penises. --Mn-z 03:34, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I'll go with Necro's reason alongside a couple of WTFs? User:Mordillo/sig3 15:09, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Cannibal Corpse can suk mah mutha fuckin dick what necropaxx said --Roman Dog Bird 07:14, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg No --Wilytank 15:55, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against. As far as I can see, this only has any humour value (and then I still question how much) if you're familiar with the works of Cannibal Corpse. That's not exactly a large demographic there, is it? Most people won't get it, and even if they do, it's not actually that funny. --User:Under user/sig3 15:40, Jun 4
  6. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? Per above. User:Happytimes/sig 20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:05 (UTC)

|comments=

Yum. Reminds me very much of a bonding moment I had after my Grandmother's death. Al en chains 16:45 10 4 MMX

|Uncyclopedia:VFP/Tomboftherisen.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Tomboftherisen.jpg|VFP/Tomboftherisen.jpg=VFP/Tomboftherisen.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Tomboftherisen.jpg §name=Tomb of the Mutilated Risen §size=350px §caption=After being enlightened by religious influences, Cannibal Corpse created a total reconstruction of their best-selling album. §credit=CheddarBBQ §nom={User:CheddarBBQ/sigs} 16:33,10April,2010 §scoretext=Christ-loving metalheads 300x1.jpg §fornumber=16 §for=#{Minty§Self-Nomfo} Well, I wanted this to be nommed after the article was done, but it's been in Pee Review for quite a while, and I'm bored. I like this pic better than I do the article, and I think it's probably my best 'shop to date. However, to avoid being a complete stuck up douche, I won't vote. Yet. Ya know what, if everyone's gonna keep changin the score anyway, I might as well. {User:CheddarBBQ/sigs} 16:33,10April,2010

  1. {For} I saw this earlier and thought it was the real cover. Nice work! user:Aleister in Chains§Aleister sans chains 16:38 10 4 MMX
  2. {For} Because it just freakin' rocks. {unsigned§Willice}
  3. {for} Very nice {user:skinfan13/sig3} 09:27 EST 11 April, 2010
  4. {For§Weak for} I'm no metalhead, but that's a great 'shop. {User:Paizuri/sig7} 23:43, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
  5. Fogainst. {User:Fredd The Mahmauscher/Sig} 00:01, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Jesus loves us, Jesus loves us, Jesus loves us, Jesus loves ass... :P {User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 11:18, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  7. {For} {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 20:07, Apr. 26, 2010
  8. {For} Teehee. *shifty eyes* - User:Lyrithya§Athyria 03:52, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
  9. {For} User:Loneshark8301990§Loneshark8301990 21:25 , June 9, 2010 (UTC)
  10. {for} I don't like the picture, I mean it'll never hang on my wall, but it's a comvincing enough copy that I looked online to check that you hadn't just piked it from CC {User:Jack_mort/sig} 00:04, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
  11. {For} I Can't see Picture Tomb of the Risen {User:Down_User} 14:52, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=7 §against=#Against. Let's go with "I didn't laugh." {User:Necropaxx/sig} Wednesday, 05:45, Apr 21 2010

  1. {Against} Not nearly graceless enough in its insult of religion. It needs gaymansex and defecation and naughty words and maybe a few neon penises. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 03:34, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I'll go with Necro's reason alongside a couple of WTFs? {User:Mordillo/sig3} 15:09, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Cannibal Corpse can suk mah mutha fuckin dick what necropaxx said --User:Roman Dog Bird§Roman Dog Bird 07:14, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  4. {Against§No} --User:Wilytank§Wilytank 15:55, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against. As far as I can see, this only has any humour value (and then I still question how much) if you're familiar with the works of Cannibal Corpse. That's not exactly a large demographic there, is it? Most people won't get it, and even if they do, it's not actually that funny. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 15:40, Jun 4
  6. {Wtf} Per above. {User:Happytimes/sig} 20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:05 (UTC)

§comments=

  • Parody of this by the way. {User:CheddarBBQ/sigs} 16:40,10April,2010
Yum. Reminds me very much of a bonding moment I had after my Grandmother's death. user:Aleister in Chains§Al en chains 16:45 10 4 MMX

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=MacWealthy performs.jpg |name=Electric Bagpiper |size=350px |caption=Scottish bagpipin' popstars are notorious for their wild on-stage antics. |credit=Necropaxx |nom=User:Necropaxx/sig 05:02, Sep 8 |scoretext=och! |fornumber=7 |for=#SelfNom + 4 - This went through Reefer's Desk (read: Modus) and so now I present it as an offering to the whims of the great and powerful VFP. User:Necropaxx/sig 05:02, Sep 8

  1. For. --Docile hippopotamus 09:14, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  2. User:Rbpolsen/For What's --DU - Talk
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|againstnumber=4 |against=

  1. Against until you can fix the kilt, which looks extremely awkward right now. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:01, Sep 8
  2. Yeah, the kilt looks weird, but I like the usage of Orange Amps. Pretty funny, but needs some more tweakin'. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 05:00, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against Per Leddy and RDB. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 13:26, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. per the kilt. --Mn-z 13:52, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

|comments=*Thanks for the comments, guys. Somehow Modus forgot to mention the kilt amidst all his other nitpicking. I'll fix it soon and renom it then. User:Necropaxx/sig 13:45, Sep 9

  • Hey! I told you his kilt was done wrongly in my first comment. Jerk. That's the last time I give you a lift to the airport. User:Modusoperandi/sig 21:10, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
    Whoops! Silly me. I must have blocked that from my memory or somesuch. User:Necropaxx/sig 21:38, Sep 9
  • To nitpick, there are quite a few photomorphing artifacts in the image if you look closely (i.e. white pixels near the outline of objects, inconsistent blurring, et cetera). You might be able to hide that if the pic was smaller. --Mn-z 00:14, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

|Uncyclopedia:VFP/MacWealthy performs.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/MacWealthy performs.jpg|VFP/MacWealthy performs.jpg=VFP/MacWealthy performs.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=MacWealthy performs.jpg §name=Electric Bagpiper §size=350px §caption=Scottish bagpipin' popstars are notorious for their wild on-stage antics. §credit=Necropaxx §nom={User:Necropaxx/sig} 05:02, Sep 8 §scoretext=och! §fornumber=7 §for=#SelfNom + 4 - This went through Reefer's Desk (read: User:Modusoperandi§Modus) and so now I present it as an offering to the whims of the great and powerful VFP. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 05:02, Sep 8

  1. For. --User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 09:14, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  2. {User:Rbpolsen/For} What's --{User:Down User/sig} 08:03, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=4 §against=

  1. Against until you can fix the kilt, which looks extremely awkward right now. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 23:01, Sep 8
  2. Yeah, the kilt looks weird, but I like the usage of Orange Amps. Pretty funny, but needs some more tweakin'. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig2} 05:00, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against Per Leddy and RDB. --{User:Sonje/sig} 13:26, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  4. {Against} per the kilt. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 13:52, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

§comments=*Thanks for the comments, guys. Somehow Modus forgot to mention the kilt amidst all his other nitpicking. I'll fix it soon and renom it then. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 13:45, Sep 9

  • Hey! I told you his kilt was done wrongly in my first comment. Jerk. That's the last time I give you a lift to the airport. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 21:10, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
    Whoops! Silly me. I must have blocked that from my memory or somesuch. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 21:38, Sep 9
  • To nitpick, there are quite a few photomorphing artifacts in the image if you look closely (i.e. white pixels near the outline of objects, inconsistent blurring, et cetera). You might be able to hide that if the pic was smaller. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 00:14, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=NRAICLAF.gif |name=NRAICLAF.gif |size=350px |caption=Ooh! Isn't that Thomas? |credit=Template:U |nom=User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC) |scoretext=people who run in a circle like a fag |fornumber=2 |for=

  1. Ankh smite.png Bless.. Sorry for nomming another pic but I stumbled upon it and, well, laughed. User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
    Surprisingly enough, this turned out to be unoriginal. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:11, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. For (pending originality check) Ellemonopy 15:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

|againstnumber=5 |against=

  1. LOLOLOLOLOLOL User:Cajek/sig2
  2. Against --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:50, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

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  1. Symbol against vote.svg Bastard #hearts WTF. --Down User 03:09, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

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  1. {Bless}. Sorry for nomming another pic but I stumbled upon it and, well, laughed. {User:Zheliel/sigz2} 11:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3}11:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
    Surprisingly enough, this turned out to be unoriginal. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3}18:11, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. For (pending originality check) User:Ellemonopy§Ellemonopy 15:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=5 §against=

  1. LOLOLOLOLOLOL {User:Cajek/sig2§5:28 Jun 16, 2009}
  2. Against --{User:Sonje/sig} 16:50, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

§comments=

  • I'm not sure if that's original. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 18:03, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
    Still not sure? {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3}18:10, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
    Well, this .gif was uploaded to Uncyclopedia about 10 months before that YouTube video was made. {User:Dexter111344/sig} 18:17, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
    http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn217/chman56/norunning.gif
    Take that! For even bothering looking up the date. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3}18:20, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
    Wait, I'm confused. How do we know it's unoriginal?User:Ellemonopy§Ellemonopy 22:47, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
    Unless the user is a known photo-editor, I'd assume its unoriginal. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 16:18, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
  1. {Against§Bastard} #{Mad} WTF. --User:Down User§Down User 03:09, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

}}There are no current nominated images! (Or maybe there are. Try refreshing several times to see)'There are no current nominated images! (Or maybe there are. Try refreshing several times to see){{Votevfp.include|image=Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png |name=File:Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png |size=350px |caption=Our mascot as a catgirl eating toast. |credit=Template:U |nom=User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=5 |for=#Symbol for vote.svg nom+4 wait, we have a mascot? --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. How could I vote against Uncyclo-tan? -- User:KneeChee27/sig 14:53, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Who ever votes against this is stupid. This contains too much WIN not to be featured!--Mtallmen 184 18:02, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
    Psh, nigga, shut UUUUUUUUUUPPPPP. Wat da fuk make u be sayin' dis here shit? u must be smokin' some of tha GOOOOOOOOOOD chronic my man. User:Roman Dog Bird/sig 00:42, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Why toast? Seriously, what's with the toast? User:Syndrome/sig 03:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
    That is a reference to The second law of quantum physics --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 04:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
    Okay. For. User:Syndrome/sig 04:23, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg VERY FOAR!!!!111 - Why didn't we do this sooner? I think a tan is lolerific! --Rbpolsen http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7d/Icons-flag-us.png 04:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

|againstnumber=9 |against=

  1. What? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:27, May 17
  2. Against. --Docile hippopotamus 12:06, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. No, we don't. Iz juz da potatoe, nigguh. Not dis tiny booby azn. User:Roman Dog Bird/sig 13:10, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Lolwut? User:Necropaxx/sig 16:10, May 18
  5. Against get this crappy anime off my damn monistor! -- Pootah, 22:19, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

|comments=*Cute. Too cute to vote against. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

  • Yeah, same here. --User:Nachlader/sig 00:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Have I ever mentioned how much I hate it when people say things like "WIN" and "EPIC FAIL"? Who started that? Come on, show yourself. User:Roman Dog Bird/sig 18:22, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
    It started off with using a quick word to declare victory in online RPGs or FPSs and etc, when the gameplay is mostly fast paced, so there is only a few seconds to type something quickly. Typing "yes" doesn't fit the bill as it does when it's actually shouted, so "win" came into fruition. The usage of "epic" derives from film cuilture, which is one of the most lauded, yet popular subjects with meme-users, as in "epic war film" or such like. It often accompanies "win" or "fail" because of the powerful sense of a word so few in letters. "Fail" seems to have generated notoriety because of the multiple images displaying a particular fault in humanity or nature. In the same way as "win", it's a short word and acts a 'red stamp' to be used instantaneously to describe the occupants of the image. Anyway, I could be wrong. --User:Nachlader/sig 00:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
    What I don't get is that the opposite of win is lose, while the opposite of fail is succeed. Explain that, professor smartypants. User:Syndrome/sig 03:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
    I am high chief emigrating penguin of the artic marine animals. --User:Nachlader/sig 12:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
    Where's the artic, again? User:Necropaxx/sig 16:10, May 18
    As in artic roll. --User:Nachlader/sig 00:23, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

--Down User 08:16, 23 November 2010 (UTC) |Uncyclopedia:VFP/Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png|VFP/Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png=VFP/Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png §name=File:Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png §size=350px §caption=Our mascot as a catgirl eating toast. §credit={u§SunnyChow} §nom={User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=5 §for=#{For§nom+4} wait, we have a Uncyclopedia:Uncyclo-tan§mascot? --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

  1. {for} How could I vote against Uncyclo-tan? -- {User:KneeChee27/sig} 14:53, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Who ever votes against this is stupid. This contains too much WIN not to be featured!--User:Mtallmen 184§Mtallmen 184 18:02, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
    Psh, nigga, shut UUUUUUUUUUPPPPP. Wat da fuk make u be sayin' dis here shit? u must be smokin' some of tha GOOOOOOOOOOD chronic my man. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 00:42, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Why toast? Seriously, what's with the toast? {User:Syndrome/sig} 03:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
    That is a reference to The second law of quantum physics --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 04:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
    Okay. For. {User:Syndrome/sig} 04:23, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. {keep§VERY FOAR!!!!111} - Why didn't we do this sooner? I think a tan is lolerific! --[[User:Rbpolsen§Rbpolsen]]♦ http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7d/Icons-flag-us.png 04:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=9 §against=

  1. What? - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 07:27, May 17
  2. Against. --User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 12:06, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. No, we don't. Iz juz da potatoe, nigguh. Not dis tiny booby azn. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 13:10, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Lolwut? {User:Necropaxx/sig} 16:10, May 18
  5. Against get this crappy anime off my damn monistor! -- Pootah, 22:19, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

§comments=*Cute. Too cute to vote against. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3}12:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

  • Yeah, same here. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 00:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Have I ever mentioned how much I hate it when people say things like "WIN" and "EPIC FAIL"? Who started that? Come on, show yourself. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 18:22, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
    It started off with using a quick word to declare victory in online RPGs or FPSs and etc, when the gameplay is mostly fast paced, so there is only a few seconds to type something quickly. Typing "yes" doesn't fit the bill as it does when it's actually shouted, so "win" came into fruition. The usage of "epic" derives from film cuilture, which is one of the most lauded, yet popular subjects with meme-users, as in "epic war film" or such like. It often accompanies "win" or "fail" because of the powerful sense of a word so few in letters. "Fail" seems to have generated notoriety because of the multiple images displaying a particular fault in humanity or nature. In the same way as "win", it's a short word and acts a 'red stamp' to be used instantaneously to describe the occupants of the image. Anyway, I could be wrong. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 00:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
    What I don't get is that the opposite of win is lose, while the opposite of fail is succeed. Explain that, professor smartypants. {User:Syndrome/sig} 03:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
    I am high chief emigrating penguin of the artic marine animals. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 12:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
    Where's the artic, again? {User:Necropaxx/sig} 16:10, May 18
    As in artic roll. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 00:23, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

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  1. For. Nice work. -User:Optimuschris/sig16:49, 16 May
  2. For per above. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 03:46, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. For Oh my word, that's awesome! --Pootah 22:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

|againstnumber=4 |against=#Smite lightning.jpg Hell No! A picture of a cat? C'mon. User:CheddarBBQ/sig2 22:07,16May,2009

  1. Tonight on Animals do the Funniest Things! Another picture of a kitten that's been made humourfied. --User:Nachlader/sig 23:31, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. It's a cat. Holding a guitar. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:26, May 17
  3. Headband = No fucking way. User:Roman Dog Bird/sig 13:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

|comments=#Cute. Too cute to vote against. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:09, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

  1. Torn. For, because it's a great 'chop? Against, because the joke is weak? I can't deal with all this pressure! -- User:KneeChee27/sig 18:47, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. I'll vote for if someone brings me that kitten. I want it! --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:29, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

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  1. For. Nice work. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}16:49, 16 May
  2. For per above. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 03:46, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. For Oh my word, that's awesome! --Pootah 22:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=4 §against=#{Smite§Hell No!} A picture of a cat? C'mon. {User:CheddarBBQ/sig2} 22:07,16May,2009

  1. Tonight on Animals do the Funniest Things! Another picture of a kitten that's been made humourfied. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 23:31, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. It's a cat. Holding a guitar. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 07:26, May 17
  3. Headband = No fucking way. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 13:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

§comments=#Cute. Too cute to vote against. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3} 22:09, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

  1. Torn. For, because it's a great 'chop? Against, because the joke is weak? I can't deal with all this pressure! -- {User:KneeChee27/sig} 18:47, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. I'll vote for if someone brings me that kitten. I want it! --{User:Sonje/sig} 16:29, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=Wwe press conference.jpg |name="WWF" Press Conference |size=350px |caption=The lion mouths off to the bear in front of the press. The gorilla imagines what they had for lunch. |credit=Sonje |nom=User:CheddarBBQ/sig 19:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC) |scoretext=Wrestlers that are NOT on steroids. |fornumber=43 |for=

  1. Nom + For I just think it's a funny picture, seeing as wrestlers could be compared to wild animals, so it's also kinda deep.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 19:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    I'm not voting, but WWF used to be Worldwide Wrestling Federation until the World Wildlife Foundation claimed rights to the acronym. So my point is that the picture is kinda a cross between the two things using the acronym.Or mabye I'm entirely wrong...Sonje how did you think of this???--User:StonedJeff/sig 04:05, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  2. Ahhahahhahaha (I fuckin' hate that commercial where they show that polar bear cub trying to follow it's mother, but it's pretty much made clear that it drowns, thanks assholes, as if I wasn't already depressed). User:Roman Dog Bird/sig 19:50, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    So true, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with this pic.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig
  3. Very For. -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:51, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
  4. For! I understand Sonje still wants to finish some parts of this image, but she isn't gettng away with that one. Awesome image. --User:Nachlader/sig 20:41, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    Sonje is a she??? I didn't know that.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig
    God, I know! And on the internet! Date her! --User:Nachlader/sig 22:13, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    Lol. I didn't know Sonje is a she. User:Zheliel/sigz
  5. Symbol for vote.svg VERY FOR!!! Sonje is great at this. User:Zheliel/sigz 11:04, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 14:46, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg FOR --CrabPope 10:31, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  8. For I don't know about deep...but funny non the less User:Tagstit/sig 15:24, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  9. Likey --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:54, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg Just ForUser:Flutter/sig 21:59, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  11. For I get it. User:Syndrome/sig 19:09, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
  12. For, but hmm, what would my environmentalist friends think of this?-- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 00:26, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- User:KneeChee27/sig 18:39, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- User:Down-User/sig 15:16, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

|againstnumber=6 |against=

  1. Against Nicely done image, but I don't get the joke. Sry. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 03:17, Mar 22
  2. Against I've seen better chops, especially from Sonje. User:The Woodburninator/sig2 20:17, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

#Against per MrN. User:Syndrome/sig 22:49, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

  1. Against -RAHB 08:59, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. against Djdorama 16:09, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. Weak against It is funny but the chopping isn't all that great. --User:DJ Irreverent/sig 09:03, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. I looked at this image and said "huh?" After reading comments I found out that the image was used in a wrestling article and understood, however the image does not stand on its own. Robertodole 09:42, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

|comments=*Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. - Meh. User:Necropaxx/sig 15:39, Mar 18

  • Back in the very early days of pro wrestling it was a fairly common practice to book matches between a wrestler and a bear. This has almost nothing to do with the picture, I just thought it was quite interesting. User:15Mickey20/sig 20:51, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
  1. Comment: the lighting on that bear's head looks off. Shouldn't it be more lit up from the flash? Other than that, I don't really get it... - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:11, Mar 22
  1. Comment:I don't think this one will work as a featured pic on its own. I made it for Nachlader's WWF article, it worked in the context of the article. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:00, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
    I think it would work. If you've ever seen pro wrestlers, they don't look like normal human beings. They sometimes look like vicious animals that will bite you head off. Therefore, it's an incredibly accurate metaphor represented by an excellently 'shopped and humorous image. --Cheddar

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  1. Nom + For I just think it's a funny picture, seeing as wrestlers could be compared to wild animals, so it's also kinda deep.--{User:CheddarBBQ/sig} 19:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    I'm not voting, but WWF used to be Worldwide Wrestling Federation until the World Wildlife Foundation claimed rights to the acronym. So my point is that the picture is kinda a cross between the two things using the acronym.Or mabye I'm entirely wrong...Sonje how did you think of this???--{User:StonedJeff/sig} 04:05, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  2. Ahhahahhahaha (I fuckin' hate that commercial where they show that polar bear cub trying to follow it's mother, but it's pretty much made clear that it drowns, thanks assholes, as if I wasn't already depressed). {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 19:50, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    So true, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with this pic.--{User:CheddarBBQ/sig}
  3. Very For. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig} 19:51, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
  4. For! I understand Sonje still wants to finish some parts of this image, but she isn't gettng away with that one. Awesome image. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 20:41, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    Sonje is a she??? I didn't know that.--{User:CheddarBBQ/sig}
    God, I know! And on the internet! Date her! --{User:Nachlader/sig} 22:13, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    Lol. I didn't know Sonje is a she. {User:Zheliel/sigz}
  5. {for§VERY FOR!!!} Sonje is great at this. {User:Zheliel/sigz} 11:04, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
  6. {For} --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 14:46, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
  7. {for§FOR} --User:CrabPope§CrabPope 10:31, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  8. For I don't know about deep...but funny non the less {User:Tagstit/sig} 15:24, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  9. Likey --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 17:54, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  10. {For§Just For}{User:Flutter/sig} 21:59, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  11. For I get it. {User:Syndrome/sig} 19:09, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
  12. For, but hmm, what would my environmentalist friends think of this?-- User:YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans§You know what the music means... User talk:YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans§Our time is up. 00:26, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
  13. {for} -- {User:KneeChee27/sig} 18:39, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  14. {for} -- {User:Down-User/sig} 15:16, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=6 §against=

  1. Against Nicely done image, but I don't get the joke. Sry. {User:MrN9000/sig} 03:17, Mar 22
  2. Against I've seen better chops, especially from Sonje. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 20:17, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

#Against per MrN. {User:Syndrome/sig} 22:49, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

  1. Against -{User:RAHB/sig} 08:59, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. against User:Djdorama§Djdorama 16:09, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. Weak against It is funny but the chopping isn't all that great. --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 09:03, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. {Against} I looked at this image and said "huh?" After reading comments I found out that the image was used in a wrestling article and understood, however the image does not stand on its own. User:Robertodole§Robertodole 09:42, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

§comments=*{Abstain} - Meh. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 15:39, Mar 18

  • Back in the very early days of pro wrestling it was a fairly common practice to book matches between a wrestler and a bear. This has almost nothing to do with the picture, I just thought it was quite interesting. {User:15Mickey20/sig} 20:51, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
  1. Comment: the lighting on that bear's head looks off. Shouldn't it be more lit up from the flash? Other than that, I don't really get it... - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 03:11, Mar 22
  1. Comment:I don't think this one will work as a featured pic on its own. I made it for Nachlader's WWF article, it worked in the context of the article. --{User:Sonje/sig} 12:00, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
    I think it would work. If you've ever seen pro wrestlers, they don't look like normal human beings. They sometimes look like vicious animals that will bite you head off. Therefore, it's an incredibly accurate metaphor represented by an excellently 'shopped and humorous image. --User:CheddarBBQ/Pile Of Shit§Cheddar

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  1. Sun always smiles. Sun always happy. LOL. Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 08:02, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. for its fricken awsome-- Communist. Com.jpg (talk) 21:22, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. Kinda cute I guess -User:Optimuschris/sig16:34, 1 May
  4. Symbol for vote.svg YAY!!--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 19:39, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. The Moon's expression does it for me. --User:Dexter111344/sig 19:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. Oddly endearing. User:Modusoperandi/sig 23:09, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. A bit of wee came out. --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 19:18, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. Its funny despite the MsPaintiness. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:41, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
  9. It's rather cute --User:DJ Irreverent/sig 07:49, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  10. Symbol keep vote.svg For. Lol cute. User:Zheliel/sigz2 10:08, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  11. cute User:Mahm00shA/sig4 23:48, 9 May '09
  12. FRIGGLE. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk.gif Th stupid.gifMewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif Seizure.gif Donuts.gif 16:48, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  13. Oh, what the hey. User:Necropaxx/sig 15:19, May 14
  14. Indeed. --User:Todd Lyons/sig 15:29, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  15. moon wins--Mtallmen 184 22:00, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  16. For I like it--User:Fuentfue ;) User Talk:Fuentfue 07:27, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  17. 'Symbol for vote.svg For.'It made me chuckle, it's all good ImNotASunbeam 22:26, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
  18. Symbol for vote.svg For. Yes. Staircase CUNt 19:26, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
  19. For The sun makes me laugh every time I see it. Ellemonopy 22:54, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
  20. Symbol keep vote.svg For JESUS CHRIST! MJ94 01:31, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
  21. For It's so cute! 68.151.17.131 02:03, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
  22. For! This is absolutely genius! The fact that it was done on paint leaves a bit to be desired but hell, it's all part of its charm. --Rooob 15:12, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
  23. For! This is absolutely genius!. --Down User 14:55, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

|againstnumber=12 |against=#I could've done this with a camera. --User:Nachlader/sig 10:31, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

  1. Against a bit too MS-Painty --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 03:39, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against -RAHB 03:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. omglol User:Roman Dog Bird/sig 04:21, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Nope User:The Woodburninator/sig2 19:43, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Why is Pluto, the coldest planet of them all, fiery? Also, too much MS Paint, and ZombieBaron based image. Robertodole 09:35, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    Actually that's a good question considering there would be no real friction apart from the small amount of very distant particles in Earth's orbit... --User:DJ Irreverent/sig 09:39, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    LOL you're looking for scientific accuracy? -User:Optimuschris/sig15:38, 6 May
    For such a realistic depiction as above it is truly necessary. --User:DJ Irreverent/sig 15:55, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    True, we wouldn't wanna give anybody the wrong idea. -User:Optimuschris/sig16:09, 6 May
    Not to mention that there's no sound in space. Or talking planets, moons or stars for that matter. --User:Nachlader/sig 20:11, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    Or planetary facial expressions. --User:Nachlader/sig 22:16, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against. Cute, but texty and didn't actually make me chuckle. --User:Under user/sig3 08:40, May 9
  7. Nah. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:25, May 17
  8. Symbol against vote.svg Against. The joke isn't quite good enough to justify the basic graphix - I Live in Your Eyes
  9. Symbol against vote.svg Against. MSPaint--User:A.Z?123/sig 18:47, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
  10. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Without the text it's not funny +MSpaint--GBA2005 ~ Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows 02:13, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
  11. Zombiebaron --Algorithm 05:31, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

|comments=*Iunno Too much like the Bermuda Triangle. User:Syndrome/sig 21:10, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

  • As a side note, Pluto is actually smaller than the moon. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 15:16, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Are you saying that this photograph is not historically accurate? Pish-Posh my dear boy. Pish. Posh. User:The Woodburninator/sig2 17:36, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
  • What I don't get is why people keep saying MSPaint. If someone could do this good of a job on MSPaint, I would be amazed. Fucking amazed. This sin't MSPaint. No where near. Staircase CUNt 17:44, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
    Seriously, it shouldn't matter if it's MS Paint or Photoshop or Illustartor or whatever. The bottom line is, this is one of the funniest pics I've seen here. User:CheddarBBQ/sig2 02:30,9June,2009

|Uncyclopedia:VFP/Planet!!.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Planet!!.jpg|VFP/Planet!!.jpg=VFP/Planet!!.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Planet!!.jpg §name=Planet!! §size=350px §caption=Pluto's revenge after being demoted. Sun and Moon were no help to Earth. §credit=Tedmund §nom=User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 07:57, 1 May 2009 (UTC) §scoretext= planets, damn it! §fornumber=35.5 §for=#nom and for. Good image. --User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 07:57, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

  1. Sun always smiles. Sun always happy. LOL. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig2} 08:02, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. for its fricken awsome-- User:Communist.§Communist. File:Com.jpg§24px (User_talk:Communist.§talk) 21:22, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. Kinda cute I guess -{User:Optimuschris/sig}16:34, 1 May
  4. {For§YAY!!}--{User:CheddarBBQ/sig} 19:39, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. The Moon's expression does it for me. --{User:Dexter111344/sig} 19:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. Oddly endearing. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 23:09, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  7. {For} A bit of wee came out. --{User:Projectmayhem666/sig}. 19:18, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. Its funny despite the MsPaintiness. --{User:Sonje/sig} 12:41, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
  9. It's rather cute --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 07:49, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  10. {Keep§For}. Lol cute. {User:Zheliel/sigz2} 10:08, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  11. cute {User:Mahm00shA/sig4} 23:48, 9 May '09
  12. FRIGGLE. {User:Nezlr/sig} 16:48, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  13. Oh, what the hey. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 15:19, May 14
  14. Indeed. --{User:Todd_Lyons/sig} 15:29, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  15. moon wins--User:Mtallmen 184§Mtallmen 184 22:00, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  16. For I like it--User:Fuentfue ;) User Talk:Fuentfue 07:27, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  17. {for}It made me chuckle, it's all good User:ImNotASunbeam§ImNotASunbeam 22:26, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
  18. {For} Yes. {User:Staircase/sig} 19:26, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
  19. For The sun makes me laugh every time I see it. User:Ellemonopy§Ellemonopy 22:54, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
  20. {Keep§For} JESUS CHRIST! User:MJ94§MJ94 01:31, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
  21. For It's so cute! Special:Contributions/68.151.17.131§68.151.17.131 02:03, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
  22. For! This is absolutely genius! The fact that it was done on paint leaves a bit to be desired but hell, it's all part of its charm. --User:Rooob§Rooob 15:12, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
  23. For! This is absolutely genius!. --User:Down_User§Down User 14:55, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=12 §against=#I could've done this with a camera. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 10:31, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

  1. Against a bit too MS-Painty --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 03:39, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against -{User:RAHB/sig} 03:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. omglol {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 04:21, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Nope {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 19:43, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. {Against} Why is Pluto, the coldest planet of them all, fiery? Also, too much MS Paint, and ZombieBaron based image. User:Robertodole§Robertodole 09:35, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    Actually that's a good question considering there would be no real friction apart from the small amount of very distant particles in Earth's orbit... --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 09:39, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    LOL you're looking for scientific accuracy? -{User:Optimuschris/sig}15:38, 6 May
    For such a realistic depiction as above it is truly necessary. --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 15:55, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    True, we wouldn't wanna give anybody the wrong idea. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}16:09, 6 May
    Not to mention that there's no sound in space. Or talking planets, moons or stars for that matter. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 20:11, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    Or planetary facial expressions. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 22:16, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against. Cute, but texty and didn't actually make me chuckle. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 08:40, May 9
  7. Nah. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 07:25, May 17
  8. {Against} The joke isn't quite good enough to justify the basic graphix - User:Fezzul§I Live in Your Eyes
  9. {Against} MSPaint--{User:A.Z?123/sig} 18:47, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
  10. {Against} Without the text it's not funny +MSpaint--User:GBA2005§GBA2005 ~ Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows 02:13, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
  11. Zombiebaron --User_talk:Algorithm§Algorithm 05:31, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

§comments=*Iunno Too much like the Bermuda Triangle. {User:Syndrome/sig} 21:10, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

  • As a side note, Pluto is actually smaller than the moon. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 15:16, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Are you saying that this photograph is not historically accurate? Pish-Posh my dear boy. Pish. Posh. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 17:36, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
  • What I don't get is why people keep saying MSPaint. If someone could do this good of a job on MSPaint, I would be amazed. Fucking amazed. This sin't MSPaint. No where near. {User:Staircase/sig} 17:44, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
    Seriously, it shouldn't matter if it's MS Paint or Photoshop or Illustartor or whatever. The bottom line is, this is one of the funniest pics I've seen here. {User:CheddarBBQ/sig2} 02:30,9June,2009

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UAS

Featured picture candidate
UAS

In the year 2010 humans believe they are too important to be used against each other in war to resolve conflicts. Enter the UAS; United Animal Soldiers.

Image credit: Shroomulah
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1
Nomination: Shroomulah 17:59, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

For. My work in photoshop. Please comment.

Against Votes: 2
  1. Mildly reluctant against, because I can't see what I'm looking at well enough to determine whether it's actually good or not. User:Boomer/sig/2 00:48, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Mildly reluctant against, Because the image is too hidden making it impossible to make it out,also i thought the cat was a HAMSTER a HAMSTER for gods sake. 75.111.64.122 05:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC) 05:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Weak abstain. I'm not a pet person, and it needs a better caption. Plus, that cat on the right freaks me out a bit. Cats don't wear helmets! Helmets mess up their hair. User:Modusoperandi/sig 21:08, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
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|name=Rawr.gif |size=100px |caption=PieSoup's kitten is sooooooo cute. |credit=Insert PIESOUP |nom=PieSoup 02:47, 23 September 2008 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=3 |for= #User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig 02:54, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

  1. 208.87.24.175 03:29, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Strong for, on the basis that it's adorable. User:Boomer/sig/2 00:40, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Awwww.... lookie at the kitteh. That's so cute!!! Love, 75.54.238.233

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  1. Special:Contributions/208.87.24.175§208.87.24.175 03:29, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Strong for, on the basis that it's adorable. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 00:40, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Awwww.... lookie at the kitteh. That's so cute!!! Love, Special:Contributions/75.54.238.233§75.54.238.233

§againstnumber=1 §against=#Um What? -{User:RAHB/sig} 00:41, 24 September 2008 (UTC) §comments= }}{{Votevfp.include|image=HouseDVD.jpg |name=Image:HouseDVD.jpg |size=350px |caption=The original cast of House M.D. left much to be desired. |credit=SuprXero |nom=- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:13, Sep 20 |scoretext="doctors" |fornumber=8 |for=

  1. NomFor. I saw it and I was all like haha, I think I'll nom this, so I did that and now it's here and stuff. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:13, Sep 20
  2. NomFor.I liked it. Better than the rest. --Hippo666 19:07, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. NomFor.House! --Down User 15:12, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

|againstnumber=1 |against=

  1. Against. Poorly implemented pictures, and I think I'm staring at a gray blob disguised as a neck cast in an attempt to make the poorly implemented face on House fit. Also, ugly face smorgasboard. Also, unfunny. User:Boomer/sig/2 00:45, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. WHERE'S JESUSAURUS REX!? YOU NEED JESUSAURUS REX! HE PLAYED PANICKY PATIENT IN BACKGROUND #4! --User:DJ Irreverent/sig 02:44, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

|comments=#Comment. --Down User 15:13, November 1 2010 (UTC) |Uncyclopedia:VFP/HouseDVD.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/HouseDVD.jpg|VFP/HouseDVD.jpg=VFP/HouseDVD.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=HouseDVD.jpg §name=Image:HouseDVD.jpg §size=350px §caption=The original cast of House M.D. left much to be desired. §credit=SuprXero §nom=- {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 21:13, Sep 20 §scoretext="doctors" §fornumber=8 §for=

  1. NomFor. I saw it and I was all like haha, I think I'll nom this, so I did that and now it's here and stuff. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 21:13, Sep 20
  2. NomFor.I liked it. Better than the rest. --Hippo666 19:07, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. NomFor.House! --Down User 15:12, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=1 §against=

  1. Against. Poorly implemented pictures, and I think I'm staring at a gray blob disguised as a neck cast in an attempt to make the poorly implemented face on House fit. Also, ugly face smorgasboard. Also, unfunny. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 00:45, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. WHERE'S JESUSAURUS REX!? YOU NEED JESUSAURUS REX! HE PLAYED PANICKY PATIENT IN BACKGROUND #4! --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 02:44, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

§comments=#Comment. --Down User 15:13, November 1 2010 (UTC) }}

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Wendys Logo.png

Featured picture candidate
Insert image title here, without link

Image credit: Ranger Bill
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -50
Nomination: 216.56.26.2 12:57, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 50.0
  1. Nah. First, Osama's head looks weird. Second, it's not funny. ... 2 reasons will do, right? User:Necropaxx/sig 16:08, Sep 12
  2. There is not enough green. Add more green. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 17:48, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Forget green, this needs MORE TEXT. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:03, Sep 12
  4. Nah. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 15:25, Sep 13
  5. Forget the text. It needs more Syndrome. User:Syndrome/sig 04:02, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Template:WTF -- User:Down User/sif 11:01, 6 November 2010 (UTC)
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|name=Carbraille2.jpg |size=350px |caption=The blind are able to drive much more safely now that road signs are also printed in braille. |credit=Gneomi |nom=User:Syndrome/sig 23:47, 11 September 2008 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=7 |for=#NF I lol'd. User:Syndrome/sig 23:47, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

  1. For, one the the funnier images I've seen on here! User:The UnIdiot/sig 00:57, Sep 12
  2. For --User:DJ Irreverent/sig 09:58, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. For. I voted for this last time. User:Necropaxx/sig 16:07, Sep 12
  4. For I feel like I'm doing something for the blind community. --User:Seeker/sig 04:42, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
  5. Fuck yeah! This again! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:25, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Now this is top-quality! Having braille in signs is funny too. King Joe of the Philippine Empire- I am the REAL dictator! 09:26, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig 03:13, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

|againstnumber=6 |against=

  1. Against, I've never much cared for this one, and I can't really be bothered to reiterate my criticisms of it. I'm sure if you cared, you'd look them up in some sort of archive. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 17:47, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
    I did an advanced search on "Carbraille2" looking in all namespaces and I couldn't find anything. User:Syndrome/sig 19:43, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
    That's because we didn't archive failed VFP nominations up until very recently. So, when I say "some sort of archive", I mean "the history of the VFP page". Good luck. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 21:56, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. Fails at reality (as per 15Mickey20's) comment. Any 'chop with this joke will, by design, have a blind passenger (with the possible exception of an 'advance left turn signal'), which undermines the absurdity. Blind passengers never travel with blind drivers. They go with deaf drivers. Also, there's a mute in the back seat. And they're all chimpanzees. Now that's funny. User:Modusoperandi/sig 23:53, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
    Worst against reason ever, since when did anyone care about reality here? --User:DJ Irreverent/sig 03:49, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    You fail to mention my mention of "absurdity" later on. Even the absurd needs a reality to wrap itself around. User:Modusoperandi/sig 04:00, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    Makes perfect sense for Australian cars as the driver is on the left here and even if it were on the other side the image would still be funny, right now it just seems like a piss poor excuse to vote against. Note that Gneomi is Australian. --User:DJ Irreverent/sig 04:11, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    ...and what side of the road do Aussies drive on? User:Modusoperandi/sig 04:13, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    oh dear, I suppose that does present a logical flaw in the picture... --User:DJ Irreverent/sig 04:25, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    It would "work" better with a motorcycle. User:Modusoperandi/sig 04:32, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Hand isn't reaching the stop sign. Arm is sticking out at odd angle. The arm, which should be the focal point of the picture, simply isn't noticeable without concentrating a bit. The person is on the passenger side, which kills the joke. I'd recommend, at least, making a picture that consists of the stop sign, driver's arm, and window, and not all of that unnecessary extra space. If the joke worked in the first place. Which it doesn't, because stop signs are on the passenger side of the vehicle.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 04:30 Sep 15, 2008
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. this is such a good idea for a visual gag i really think it deserves some more care and atention and some source pics that are more pleasing to the eye. Just look for a picture of a car, you can put the arm in after.. and if it doesnt reach then just stretch it :P. Try making the back window very dark to draw the focus of the picture to the arm ;) Made me laugh though.--VitalOD 00:27, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. I don't mind the joke, though it didn't make me laugh, but a number of things in the picture irritate me. It's horribly unfocused, to the point that the subject of the picture only takes up a small portion of the upper-right corner. The arm is far too short and the hand too small to actually be able to read the sign, and if either were any larger it would end up as the horribly disproportioned arm of Mr. Fantastic, the Hulk, or both. The slight, but very bright reflection on the back window is incredibly distracting, so much so that I can't stop staring at it. The car ahead of the blind man's car appears to be driving straight toward the subject, which could be part of the "blind man" joke but, as Modus pointed out, would make the stop sign utterly useless. None of these are really the fault of the creator so much as they are fault of the the subject matter, but when they all come together the result bugs the hell out of me. User:Boomer/sig/2 01:06, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Irritating. Okay, it took me FOREVER to realize what the fuck was in this image. It's annoying. I dislike it. Love, 75.54.238.233

|comments=

|Uncyclopedia:VFP/Carbraille2.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Carbraille2.jpg|VFP/Carbraille2.jpg=VFP/Carbraille2.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Carbraille2.jpg §name=Carbraille2.jpg §size=350px §caption=The blind are able to drive much more safely now that road signs are also printed in braille. §credit=Gneomi §nom={User:Syndrome/sig} 23:47, 11 September 2008 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=7 §for=#NF I lol'd. {User:Syndrome/sig} 23:47, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

  1. For, one the the funnier images I've seen on here! {User:The UnIdiot/sig} 00:57, Sep 12
  2. For --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 09:58, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. For. I voted for this last time. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 16:07, Sep 12
  4. For I feel like I'm doing something for the blind community. --{User:Seeker/sig} 04:42, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
  5. Fuck yeah! This again! --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 05:25, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. {For} Now this is top-quality! Having braille in signs is funny too. User:Joe9320§King Joe of the Philippine Empire- I am the REAL dictator! 09:26, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
  7. {For} {User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig} 03:13, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

§againstnumber=6 §against=

  1. Against, I've never much cared for this one, and I can't really be bothered to reiterate my criticisms of it. I'm sure if you cared, you'd look them up in some sort of archive. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 17:47, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
    I did an advanced search on "Carbraille2" looking in all namespaces and I couldn't find anything. {User:Syndrome/sig} 19:43, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
    That's because we didn't archive failed VFP nominations up until very recently. So, when I say "some sort of archive", I mean "the history of the VFP page". Good luck. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 21:56, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. Fails at reality (as per 15Mickey20's) comment. Any 'chop with this joke will, by design, have a blind passenger (with the possible exception of an 'advance left turn signal'), which undermines the absurdity. Blind passengers never travel with blind drivers. They go with deaf drivers. Also, there's a mute in the back seat. And they're all chimpanzees. Now that's funny. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 23:53, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
    Worst against reason ever, since when did anyone care about reality here? --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 03:49, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    You fail to mention my mention of "absurdity" later on. Even the absurd needs a reality to wrap itself around. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 04:00, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    Makes perfect sense for Australian cars as the driver is on the left here and even if it were on the other side the image would still be funny, right now it just seems like a piss poor excuse to vote against. Note that Gneomi is Australian. --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 04:11, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    ...and what side of the road do Aussies drive on? {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 04:13, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    oh dear, I suppose that does present a logical flaw in the picture... --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 04:25, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    It would "work" better with a motorcycle. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 04:32, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. {Against} Hand isn't reaching the stop sign. Arm is sticking out at odd angle. The arm, which should be the focal point of the picture, simply isn't noticeable without concentrating a bit. The person is on the passenger side, which kills the joke. I'd recommend, at least, making a picture that consists of the stop sign, driver's arm, and window, and not all of that unnecessary extra space. If the joke worked in the first place. Which it doesn't, because stop signs are on the passenger side of the vehicle. {User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig§04:30 Sep 15, 2008}
  4. {Against} this is such a good idea for a visual gag i really think it deserves some more care and atention and some source pics that are more pleasing to the eye. Just look for a picture of a car, you can put the arm in after.. and if it doesnt reach then just stretch it :P. Try making the back window very dark to draw the focus of the picture to the arm ;) Made me laugh though.--User:VitalOD§VitalOD 00:27, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. I don't mind the joke, though it didn't make me laugh, but a number of things in the picture irritate me. It's horribly unfocused, to the point that the subject of the picture only takes up a small portion of the upper-right corner. The arm is far too short and the hand too small to actually be able to read the sign, and if either were any larger it would end up as the horribly disproportioned arm of Mr. Fantastic, the Hulk, or both. The slight, but very bright reflection on the back window is incredibly distracting, so much so that I can't stop staring at it. The car ahead of the blind man's car appears to be driving straight toward the subject, which could be part of the "blind man" joke but, as Modus pointed out, would make the stop sign utterly useless. None of these are really the fault of the creator so much as they are fault of the the subject matter, but when they all come together the result bugs the hell out of me. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 01:06, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Irritating. Okay, it took me FOREVER to realize what the fuck was in this image. It's annoying. I dislike it. Love, Special:Contributions/75.54.238.233§75.54.238.233

§comments=

  • In playing the game "guess why ZB dislikes the image," I'd say that the position of the sign is a problem. There's no way that the driver will reach far enough to read all of that Braille without getting out of the car. I have yet to decide whether I care about this issue. {User:15Mickey20/sig} 13:37, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Abs This image is probably only funny to blind people. What? {User:MrN9000/sig} 18:26, Sep 16

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  1. For EXPLANATION NOT REQUIRED --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 10:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. I was hexed --Brik 12.27, 19. August 2008
  3. A Standing Ovation --Nickwalnut 09:59, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Four balls User:EugeneKay/Zig
  5. OH MY GOD --User:DJ Irreverent/sig 10:40, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. Forskin. User:15Mickey20/sig 13:42, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. Strong erection. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:32, Aug 13
  8. For - this man needs to be nighted "Sir PenisBaron". (Sir)--Rooob 09:43, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
  9. For - I'm speechless. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:30, Aug. 19, 2008
  10. For - Oh man... User:Bonner/Sig Aug 19, 15:15
  11. for. User:Gerrycheevers/sig 20:25, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
  12. Epic Penis Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:39, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

|againstnumber=16 |against=

  1. Funny: Yes. Featured Quality: No; the "face" is all artifacty/blurry. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 15:26, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. What he said, except change that "yes" to a "no". --Zyrac 21:15, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Holy fucking shit. MAKE HIM GO 'WAY, MOMMA!!!!1 User:Roman Dog Bird/sig 21:18, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Hnng. --User:Under user/sig3 08:49, Aug 14
  5. Against. I'm sure that the story behind this is hi-friggin'-larious. Without that sordid tale, however, it's merely disturbing. User:Modusoperandi/sig 05:36, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against Per Modus. User:Syndrome/sig 21:01, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. Sysop Against Not funny.--Nytrospawn 15:14, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. Against Not funny at all Ethereal 14:03, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
  9. Yuck! User:Necropaxx/sig 21:44, Aug 20
  10. This was gonna be for, as I lol'd at it, but as per Modus against in-jokes. User:Boomer/sig/2 01:02, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  11. Symbol against vote.svg Against. as per Roman Dog Bird and Nytrospawn. Robertodole 05:33, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  12. Symbol against vote.svg Against. This was very hard for me, but I don't think this particular erection would sit proud on the front page. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 01:00, Aug 27
  13. Weak Against. Make it less pixely and I'll change my vote. Er... what Modus said... User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig 03:02, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
  14. Injokes don't go on the front page. User:Spang/Sig 03:33, 28 Aug 2008
  15. Symbol question.svg NSFW Oh too Ugly Is RAHB. --DU - Talk
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|comments=

  • From memory there isn't much in the way of back-story, simply a phallic version of the beloved Biggles. As for the "aspects", that's actually a skin disease the poor fool caught in Africa during World War . --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 09:38, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  • I'm conflicted. The picture makes me crack up, but it's just a bad picture. All pixel-ly and whatnot, so I voted against. Is that wrong? User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig 03:09, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
    Yes. You are a bad person. If you like the idea but not the execution, a more correct vote would be along the lines of "Weak Against. Make it less pixely and I'll change my vote". User:Modusoperandi/sig 03:10, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
  1. Symbol abstain vote.svg Too Stink Baller --DU - Talk
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|Uncyclopedia:VFP/PenisBaron.png=Uncyclopedia:VFP/PenisBaron.png|VFP/PenisBaron.png=VFP/PenisBaron.png|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=PenisBaron.png §name=Penis Baron §size=223px §caption=The Fearless Aviator and loyal member of the Armed Services, Penis Baron was shot down by Biggles in 1917 over Flanders where he ejaculated out of his cockpit. His remains were never discovered... §credit=RAHB §nom={User:4096.256.16.1/Family} 10:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC) §scoretext= Phallic Pilots §fornumber=12 §for=

  1. For EXPLANATION NOT REQUIRED --{User:4096.256.16.1/Family} 10:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. I was hexed --User:Brik§Brik 12.27, 19. August 2008
  3. A Standing Ovation --User:Nickwalnut§Nickwalnut 09:59, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Four balls {User:EugeneKay/Zig§10:39, Wednesday 13 August 2008}
  5. OH MY GOD --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 10:40, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. Forskin. {User:15Mickey20/sig} 13:42, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. Strong erection. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 16:32, Aug 13
  8. For - this man needs to be nighted "Sir PenisBaron". (Sir)--User:Rooob§Rooob 09:43, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
  9. For - I'm speechless. {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 09:30, Aug. 19, 2008
  10. For - Oh man... {User:Bonner/Sig} Aug 19, 15:15
  11. for. {User:Gerrycheevers/sig} 20:25, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
  12. Epic Penis {User:THEDUDEMAN/siglite} 02:39, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

§againstnumber=16 §against=

  1. Funny: Yes. Featured Quality: No; the "face" is all artifacty/blurry. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 15:26, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. What he said, except change that "yes" to a "no". --User:Zyrac§Zyrac 21:15, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Holy fucking shit. MAKE HIM GO 'WAY, MOMMA!!!!1 {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 21:18, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Hnng. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 08:49, Aug 14
  5. Against. I'm sure that the story behind this is hi-friggin'-larious. Without that sordid tale, however, it's merely disturbing. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 05:36, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against Per Modus. {User:Syndrome/sig} 21:01, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. Sysop Against Not funny.--Nytrospawn 15:14, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. Against Not funny at all User:Ethereal§Ethereal 14:03, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
  9. Yuck! {User:Necropaxx/sig} 21:44, Aug 20
  10. This was gonna be for, as I lol'd at it, but as per Modus against in-jokes. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 01:02, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  11. {Against} as per Roman Dog Bird and Nytrospawn. User:Robertodole§Robertodole 05:33, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  12. {Against} This was very hard for me, but I don't think this particular erection would sit proud on the front page. {User:MrN9000/sig} 01:00, Aug 27
  13. Weak Against. Make it less pixely and I'll change my vote. Er... what Modus said... {User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig} 03:02, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
  14. Injokes don't go on the front page. {User:Spang/Sig} 03:33, 28 Aug 2008
  15. {Ask§NSFW} Oh too Ugly Is RAHB. --{User:Down User/sig} 10:07, 2 December 2010 (UTC)

§comments=

  • From memory there isn't much in the way of back-story, simply a phallic version of the beloved Biggles. As for the "aspects", that's actually a skin disease the poor fool caught in Africa during World War . --{User:4096.256.16.1/Family} 09:38, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  • I'm conflicted. The picture makes me crack up, but it's just a bad picture. All pixel-ly and whatnot, so I voted against. Is that wrong? {User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig} 03:09, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
    Yes. You are a bad person. If you like the idea but not the execution, a more correct vote would be along the lines of "Weak Against. Make it less pixely and I'll change my vote". {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 03:10, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
  1. {Weak Abstain§Too Stink} Baller --{User:Down User/sig} 10:07, 2 December 2010 (UTC)

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  1. Actually, I rather like it. For. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:59, Aug 2
  2. Fixed the one problem the image had. Feature this baby now. -- User:Mhaille/sig
  3. For Well, the gray doesn't bother me too much. It's still well done, and made me laugh. -RAHB 11:17, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Im quite pleased with how it tuned out. Usually id make the image stronger but i went for an authentic look.--Vitaloverdose 22:21, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. lol. i think a lot of work went into that pic. its a clasic--84.45.226.149 18:25, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

|againstnumber=6 |against=

  1. Against, I know I'm not confused (because I checked, twice) when I say, "The only difference between this version of the image and the older version of this image is that this version is more greyish, and Crowley's eyes are crossed". Basically, the older one looked better, in my opinion... -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 03:04, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Nah Still doesn't make me laugh --User:DJ Irreverent/sig 03:49, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Meh, again. User:Roman Dog Bird/sig 18:33, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against, as per me a few pixels down. User:Boomer/sig/2 06:03, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote.svg OK, this can leave VFP now. User:Readmesoon/sig3
  6. Against, Sorry, don't get it. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 01:21, Aug 31

|comments=Conditional For There's surely a way you can fix up that dismal grey in a couple seconds. The rest is just fine. -RAHB 03:24, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

  • I actually like this one a lot better, but I suppose it's not the one on VFP, so... -RAHB 00:11, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  • abstain, as i don't get it. User:Gerrycheevers/sig 20:26, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

|Uncyclopedia:VFP/CrowleyVibe4.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/CrowleyVibe4.jpg|VFP/CrowleyVibe4.jpg=VFP/CrowleyVibe4.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=CrowleyVibe4.jpg §name=Crowley Emergency Room.jpg §size=350px §caption= The "Great Beast" Aleister Crowley pictured at the Hastings Hospital Accident and Emergency waiting room, when asked about the incident he replied "never play sex games with the devil in the dark". The lighter grey was to make it look more authentic. §credit=Vitaloverdose §nom=User:Vitaloverdose§Vitaloverdose 20:57, 2 August 2008 (UTC) §scoretext=Dildo-headed occultists §fornumber=4.5 §for=

  1. Actually, I rather like it. For. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 20:59, Aug 2
  2. Fixed the one problem the image had. Feature this baby now. -- {User:Mhaille/sig}
  3. For Well, the gray doesn't bother me too much. It's still well done, and made me laugh. -{User:RAHB/sig} 11:17, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Im quite pleased with how it tuned out. Usually id make the image stronger but i went for an authentic look.--User:Vitaloverdose§Vitaloverdose 22:21, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. lol. i think a lot of work went into that pic. its a clasic--Special:Contributions/84.45.226.149§84.45.226.149 18:25, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

§againstnumber=6 §against=

  1. Against, I know I'm not confused (because I checked, twice) when I say, "The only difference between this version of the image and the older version of this image is that this version is more greyish, and Crowley's eyes are crossed". Basically, the older one looked better, in my opinion... -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 03:04, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Nah Still doesn't make me laugh --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 03:49, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Meh, again. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 18:33, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against, as per me a few pixels down. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 06:03, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. {Against§OK}, this can leave VFP now. {User:Readmesoon/sig3}
  6. Against, Sorry, don't get it. {User:MrN9000/sig} 01:21, Aug 31

§comments=Conditional For There's surely a way you can fix up that dismal grey in a couple seconds. The rest is just fine. -{User:RAHB/sig} 03:24, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

  • I actually like Image:CrowleyVibe3.jpg§this one a lot better, but I suppose it's not the one on VFP, so... -{User:RAHB/sig} 00:11, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  • abstain, as i don't get it. {User:Gerrycheevers/sig} 20:26, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

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  1. SNFor. Fuck it, why not? I forgot I'd made this, to be honest, then I came across it and chuckled, so I punt it up here to be shot down in flames. --User:Under user/sig3 13:16, Aug 12
  2. I laughed User:The UnIdiot/sig 02:42, Aug 13
  3. 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:30, Aug 13
  4. For. Made me giggle. -- User:Codeine/sig 11:16, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. weak for. really well done. User:Gerrycheevers/sig 15:09, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. For. I enjoyed it. --User:Mrmonkey72/sig 22:08, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. For. User:Roman Dog Bird/sig 23:51, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. For the motherland!! User:Necropaxx/sig 21:47, Aug 20
  9. For Moh Deadpan! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 15:30, Sep 13
  10. Double 6+ Boih, --Down User 08:18, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

|againstnumber=5 |against=

  1. Meh I dunno, I'm not feeling it. I mean, particularly I don't find it tickles my own funny bone that well. But other than that, the somber expressions (I realize it's hard to find a picture of either person with a "OMG FIGHT!" look on their face), and the overall things, I dunno, they just give me a meh feeling. -RAHB 16:27, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. At first when I saw this image I thought, "something's just not right..." RAHB seems to have figured it out for me. They look calm and composed, not like some dude with another dude in a headlock. Its a welldone image and all, but the facial expressions are way off. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 04:00, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Yeah They look more like college chums than people actually fighting. User:Syndrome/sig 20:57, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Your lack of ridiculously accentuated facial hair disturbs me. User:Boomer/sig/2 00:54, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. I understand why the president of America and Stalin would be fighting, but why Lincoln? What has he got to do with anything? Give me Truman or Eisenhower or even Reagan instead. Lincoln is too random. User:15Mickey20/sig 11:49, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

|comments=

  • @ Mickey - it was done to request - those particular presidents. @ Others - couldn't find more aggressive expressions, and Abe's deadpan expression somehow makes it funnier for me (like Lincoln's trying to pretend he's above it or something), although I understand why it doesn't for you. Ah well, guess my half-hearted, not-really-a-quest quest for a featured image will continue some other time. If I have any inspiration. And if I can be bothered. Not so much shot down in flames as gently ushered to land. Fine. --User:Under user/sig3 13:36, Aug 25
I agree, Lincoln's lack of emotion over the whole ordeal makes it funnier. But that's just me. Maybe I'm stupid. User:The UnIdiot/sig 15:48, Aug 25

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  1. SNFor. Fuck it, why not? I forgot I'd made this, to be honest, then I came across it and chuckled, so I punt it up here to be shot down in flames. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 13:16, Aug 12
  2. I laughed {User:The UnIdiot/sig} 02:42, Aug 13
  3. 4 - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 16:30, Aug 13
  4. For. Made me giggle. -- {User:Codeine/sig} 11:16, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. weak for. really well done. {User:Gerrycheevers/sig} 15:09, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. For. I enjoyed it. --{User:Mrmonkey72/sig} 22:08, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. For. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 23:51, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. For the motherland!! {User:Necropaxx/sig} 21:47, Aug 20
  9. For Moh Deadpan! {User:MrN9000/sig} 15:30, Sep 13
  10. Double 6+ Boih, --User:Down User§Down User 08:18, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=5 §against=

  1. Meh I dunno, I'm not feeling it. I mean, particularly I don't find it tickles my own funny bone that well. But other than that, the somber expressions (I realize it's hard to find a picture of either person with a "OMG FIGHT!" look on their face), and the overall things, I dunno, they just give me a meh feeling. -{User:RAHB/sig} 16:27, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. At first when I saw this image I thought, "something's just not right..." RAHB seems to have figured it out for me. They look calm and composed, not like some dude with another dude in a headlock. Its a welldone image and all, but the facial expressions are way off. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 04:00, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Yeah They look more like college chums than people actually fighting. {User:Syndrome/sig} 20:57, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Your lack of ridiculously accentuated facial hair disturbs me. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 00:54, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. I understand why the president of America and Stalin would be fighting, but why Lincoln? What has he got to do with anything? Give me Truman or Eisenhower or even Reagan instead. Lincoln is too random. {User:15Mickey20/sig} 11:49, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

§comments=

  • @ Mickey - it was done to request - those particular presidents. @ Others - couldn't find more aggressive expressions, and Abe's deadpan expression somehow makes it funnier for me (like Lincoln's trying to pretend he's above it or something), although I understand why it doesn't for you. Ah well, guess my half-hearted, not-really-a-quest quest for a featured image will continue some other time. If I have any inspiration. And if I can be bothered. Not so much shot down in flames as gently ushered to land. Fine. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 13:36, Aug 25
I agree, Lincoln's lack of emotion over the whole ordeal makes it funnier. But that's just me. Maybe I'm stupid. {User:The UnIdiot/sig} 15:48, Aug 25
  • Abstain - Mickey has it all wrong. It needs to be more random by having Millard Fillmore and Chairman Mao. {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 11:26, Sep. 10, 2008

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. MSPaint FTW! Robertodole 05:23, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. It's king hippo! User:Jocke Pirat/Sig
  3. I lol'd. Srsly. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:24, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Now I know why Titanic sunk. User:Aewanko --the ghostlessness 01:18, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
  5. I love it. I could actually use this in an article I'm writing. User:SysRq/sig
  6. Weak for, until you fix the stuff ZB mentioned, at which point it will become a strong for. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:27, May 9

|againstnumber=4 |against=

  1. Against. While leaving whatever humour there is aside (and there is some humour, don't get me wrong), the quality of this image is terrible. While I'm glad that you took it to the Reefer Desk before selfnomming it, Nezlr, the fact that you would make the statement "The shadow will be added" and then add no shadow takes away from the purpose of the Desk. And, while your in a good image manipulating software adding shadows, just redo the whole image, so that its smoother (use the "Blur" or similar tool/filter) - it shouldn't be that hard, if you could do it in MSPaint, it'll take you no time in better program. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 00:30, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against - Per Zombiebaron. It would be SO easy to make this 100x times nicer looking. I would vote for it in a heartbeat if you redid it with smooth stuff and added a shadow! User:The UnIdiot/sig 00:58, May 7
  3. Against - I love it, but it could be so much better if it was at least somewhat realistic looking. I'm keeping this against vote until it is improved. User:Cs1987/sig 06:38, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Per those guys, though I do find it bizarrely funny. It could probably make feature with some work. -RAHB 06:49, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

|comments= This is my favorite image I've uploaded to Uncyclopedia. It was an image someone suggested i make, and after making it, i thought it was pretty cool. It is an image i am actually quite proud of making. Being as there is only 1 other competitor right now, i figured I'd see if anyone might like my competitor.Also, i didn't see any negativity in it's review, so :)

Also, I didn't make this in paint for christs sake. I made it in photoshop, i used paint for the cartooony face.About the shadow, i tried adding that effect,but it came out awfully several times. Because im an ameteur at photoshop,you'd probably be commenting on hw i'd need to make it better which i just can't do right now. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk.gif Th stupid.gifMewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif Seizure.gif Donuts.gif 8:21, 8 May 2008 (PST) |Uncyclopedia:VFP/icebergeating.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/icebergeating.jpg|VFP/icebergeating.jpg=VFP/icebergeating.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=icebergeating.jpg §name=Iceberg >>> Ship §size=450px §caption= A rare photograph of an iceberg caught in the action of devouring a ship§cruise ship. This image was taken shortly before the iceberg ate the photographer. §credit= user:nezlr§Me, beyotch! ~ Nezlr §nom={User:Nezlr/sig} 04:56, 6 May 2008 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=7 §for= # Self Nom and for ~ User:Nezlr§Nezlr

  1. {For} MSPaint FTW! User:Robertodole§Robertodole 05:23, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. It's king hippo! {User:Jocke Pirat/Sig§7/05/2008 @ 00:18}
  3. I lol'd. Srsly. --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 00:24, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Now I know why Ship§Titanic sunk. User:Aewanko --the ghostlessness 01:18, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
  5. I love it. I could actually use this in User:SysRq/White Star Line§an article I'm writing. {User:SysRq/sig§[email protected] 23:32 May 7}
  6. Weak for, until you fix the stuff ZB mentioned, at which point it will become a strong for. - {User:TheLedBalloon/mobsig} 02:27, May 9

§againstnumber=4 §against=

  1. Against. While leaving whatever humour there is aside (and there is some humour, don't get me wrong), the quality of this image is terrible. While I'm glad that you took it to the Reefer Desk before selfnomming it, Nezlr, the fact that you would make the statement "The shadow will be added" and then add no shadow takes away from the purpose of the Uncyclopedia:Reefer_Desk#Icebergs_.3E_ships§Desk. And, while your in a good image manipulating software adding shadows, just redo the whole image, so that its smoother (use the "Blur" or similar tool/filter) - it shouldn't be that hard, if you could do it in MSPaint, it'll take you no time in better program. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 00:30, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against - Per Zombiebaron. It would be SO easy to make this 100x times nicer looking. I would vote for it in a heartbeat if you redid it with smooth stuff and added a shadow! {User:The UnIdiot/sig} 00:58, May 7
  3. Against - I love it, but it could be so much better if it was at least somewhat realistic looking. I'm keeping this against vote until it is improved. {User:Cs1987/sig} 06:38, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Per those guys, though I do find it bizarrely funny. It could probably make feature with some work. -{User:RAHB/sig} 06:49, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

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Also, I didn't make this in paint for christs sake. I made it in photoshop, i used paint for the cartooony face.About the shadow, i tried adding that effect,but it came out awfully several times. Because im an ameteur at photoshop,you'd probably be commenting on hw i'd need to make it better which i just can't do right now. {User:Nezlr/sig} 8:21, 8 May 2008 (PST) }}There are no current nominated images! (Or maybe there are. Try refreshing several times to see)'There are no current nominated images! (Or maybe there are. Try refreshing several times to see)'There are no current nominated images! (Or maybe there are. Try refreshing several times to see)'There are no current nominated images! (Or maybe there are. Try refreshing several times to see)'There are no current nominated images! (Or maybe there are. Try refreshing several times to see)'There are no current nominated images! (Or maybe there are. Try refreshing several times to see)'There are no current nominated images! (Or maybe there are. Try refreshing several times to see)'There are no current nominated images! (Or maybe there are. Try refreshing several times to see)'There are no current nominated images! (Or maybe there are. Try refreshing several times to see)'There are no current nominated images! (Or maybe there are. Try refreshing several times to see)'There are no current nominated images! (Or maybe there are. Try refreshing several times to see)

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Prix citron Useless Gobshite of the Month · Useless Gobshite of the Year · Sandwich of the Month · FFS
Events citron Poo Lit Suprise · Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball · The Article Whisperer
Happy Monkey Competition · Other competitions