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"I pity this fool"
-Mr. T on Steve the Fag
"One Should not run into this faggot, he will rape your ass."
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-Russian Reversal on Fag the Steve
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Steve the Fag, or The Steve Who rapes you in teh ass, is a gay faggot, a sex maniac, and a Loser who is even worse than you. He is a known sex criminal, a kitten huffer, and a nazi. One should avoid him at ALL costs or they will lose their virginity and their nuts and become a gay faggot themselves. He is the top enemy of grues because he is so gay that even Grues Won't pwn him.
Nobody knows how Steve the Fag was born, But he is The known son of Lucario and Gardevoir, The two gayest pokemon in the world, which may explain his obession of sexing with pokemon and Your Mom, which is clearly a Lesbian. When he was five years old he had his first gay sex with Ash and he thought it was enjoyable. At twelve years old he huffed his first kitten, served with chocolate powder, After he huffed his first kitten, he became insane, and become a sex maniac."EAAVeRY1 sHYUT Up,I HavwEe to zgshghjbdnziggyziggyzag"He said,while fucking his daughter.
At fifteen years old, he went to Germany and encountered the aryan nazi party, one of the greatest nazi parties in Germany at that time. One of the members was Chuck Norris, which identified him as prime caniditate of the nazi gay prosti-whores, serving for pure aryans. he then had 99999 gay hot orgy sexyness in 6 years, famous customers include Your Mom (Which became one of his regular customers), Kanye West, Arceus, Satan (He likes to have hot gay sex anyway) and Gay Luigi(I don't know who the hell he is). He has also huffed 555555 kittens, and became a Nazi Jedi.
At 17 years old, he joined the space jedi war against Wikia and won, killing over 10000000000 fanboys with his gayness, (All the fanboys die upon seeing him.) Which caused the defeat of wikia inc. He then challenged Chuck Norris in a sex battle, but lost because chuck norris's cock was 9 feet tall.
Rise to fame
Rumors say he is dead due to AIDS because he had gay sex with Chris Redfield, but this is impossible as he is the only person immune to it. again, due to his pure gayness. In fact he just crashed wikipedia in 9999 AD with his gay powers killing all the rollbacks and admins.
- His idol is god-hitler, the first leader of the aryan nazi party.
- His greatest weakness is lolis, but nobody figured out that.
- His secret lover is you.
- He is public enema number 1 for grues.
- He has made over 99999999999999 people lost his virginity.
- He definetly can defeat Chuck Norris in terms of pure gayness.
- He has pwnt over 9000 noobs in a single round of counterstrike.
- Despite his gayness, George Bush doesn't care about him.
- When he appears, all people in 999 kilometers run away, flowers wilt,clouds go away,and even the sun hides away from him.
- Even god runs away from him.
- His favourite kitten variant is the orange kitten. It fucks him up real good.
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