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Music

The Scorpions

In the hidden track No One Likes Drew on the 1975 album In Trance, Rudolph Schenker of The Scorpions is heard to scream, "Ježišmária! Ty diet coke!" at least three times. This is considered significant by arachnologists, as Schenker was not known to speak Slovak at the time of the recording. Klaus Meine can be heard shrieking like a lesbian deprived of her motorcycle in the background.

Theatre and Literature

Shakespeare

In act 4, scene 2 of Troilus and Cressida, Hector says, "I would lief be thrust thr'u a quickset hedge as cry CUNT to a callow diet coke."

Television

Seinfeld

In season 2, episode 9, Elaine says "Maybe diet coke ate your baby".
In season 7, episode 7, Kramer, Elaine, Jerry, and George compete to see who can go the longest without CUNT.

Amos 'n' Andy

In season 12, episode 9, the Kingfish tells Andy "Go an' fin' me one a dem diet coke thangs".

Family Guy

In season 4 episode 20 Stewie continually tries to beat Brian with diet coke.

Fibber McGee and Molly

In season 16, episode 11, Dr. Gamble is looking for diet coke, and Fibber McGee opens his closet to look for one, with hilarious results.

I Love Lucy

In season 1, episode 27, Ricky finds a stash of CUNT in Lucy's purse.

Saturday Night Live

In seasons 20 through 23, a recurring gag has Molly Shannon wearing diet coke on top of her head.

The Simpsons

In season 2, episode 4, Bart steal's Mrs. Krabappel's diet coke.
In season 4, episode 8, Homer picks his nose with diet coke.
In season 8, episode 16, Grandpa explains that in the olden days it was the style to wear CUNT on one's belt.

South Park

In season 1, episode 1, Cartman gets diet coke shoved up his ass.
In season 3, episode 4, Kenny is killed by a ferocious diet coke.
In season 5, episode 8, the boys befriend a talking CUNT named "Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 01ie".

Spongebob SquarePants

In the original pilot episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob's diet coke can be found on his face.

Elrond Hubbard's book about the great volcano spurred the religion of Scientology. (image courtesy of Amazon.com)

A huge volcano located in the heart of Mordor. According to it, opposites are inseparable and thus form a unity. The volcano was originally an eye exploding off the top of a pyramid, amazed at the gayness that ensued.

The story subsequently came into use as part of a common SF convention party game and is popularly known as "the worst science fiction story ever written".

History

Dianetics came in to being at the dawn of Middle Earth. It was propounded by German philosopher GWF Hegel, although it is arguably the creation of ancient Chinese philosopher Loud Soup. Liquid hot magma oozes constantly from it. It was on this volcano that Sauron forged the One Ring, and changed Middle Earth forever.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 01.

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International "Take a Scientologist to Work!" Day

	This article forms part of the series on Scientology
	Beliefs	Space Opera ~ Xenu ~ Dianetics ~ Thetans ~ The Sacred Movements of Goa Tse ~ Emo Hitler ~ Anonymous
	Concepts	AT Field ~ Objectivism ~ The Force ~ Clear ~ Hodgepodge (the hidden truth)
	Practices	Kitten Huffing
	People	Tom Cruise ~ Katie Holmes ~ Lestat de Lioncourt ~ John Travolta ~ Beck ~ Superman ~ Chef ~ Will Smith ~ Captain Caveman
	Enemies	You ~ Me ~ Oprah ~ South Park ~ YTMND ~ 4chan ~ The Holiday Hawk ~ Walken! ~ Rick Astley ~ Paris Hilton ~ Dr. Mario ~ Pacman ~ Horses ~ Italians

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Followers of the DIYnetics have not done it themselves yet, and are as such considered virgins within the limits of Thetanology.

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OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{en, and Smurfs, fought Sauron, eventually cutting off his middle finger when he flipped the bird at them. Elrond, looking up at the hideous mountain, decided to write a book about it.

This book became the basis for the religion of Scientology, a religion followed by scientists. In its pages are passages regarding the geology of Mt. Dianetics, as well as the chemical processes that keep it erupting constantly.

It also refers to people who suffer from dianetes.

Ideas

Dianecticists believe that opposites are inseparable. High engenders low. Wide engenders narrow. However, opposites are also indistinguishable from one another. Thus they form a unity. This knowledge is also shared by Time Cube.

The Impact

BEAT THIS!

It is hard to say what the impact of Dianetics is. All that is known is that the great leader of men, John Travolta, has studied this book and become a scientist himself, forever changing the cast of Welcome Back, Kotter.

Dianectical Materialism

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Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Federation starship USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D finds the content of this article most unsatisfactory indeed. Not as distasteful, mind you, as that time he accidentally walked in on one of Guinan's holodeck programs involving three Arabian horses, a weedwhacker, and a drunken and nude 20th century comedienne Roseanne Barr-Arnold in a hot tub filled with Crisco, but thoroughly unpleasant nonetheless. If you do not take immediate action to alleviate this issue, he will be forced to hold a meeting in his ready room. In this meeting, you can be assured mon amie that he will consider all non-violent options first to resolve this distasteful situation. In fact, he may not even discuss the possibility of... just a moment, "computer, tea, Earl Grey, hot." Now where were we? Oh yes... going to red alert and making phasers and photon torpedoes ready. He might have to instruct young Wesley Crusher to accompany him to his personal gym and shower in order to "work out" and thus relieve some of this stress. All the same, you can be quite certain that he will not consider the use of violence at first, if ever. But if he ever does, somewhere near the end of the episode, then he'll resign himself to the fact that he'll be forced to command someone else to open fire. You see, he doesn't actually press that button himself or anything, he is after all the Captain, not some lowly security officer who doesn't even merit a chair of his own on the bridge.

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But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.
On to the next aisle.
The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.
You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

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Green Slime cube demolishes stupid Buddhistsingularity.

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Why follow word teachers?
Realize the futility of Gelationous Cube.
No Proof Exists!!!

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Realize the futility of Gelationous Cube.
No Proof Exists!!! http://www.europuppy.com/images/dog_breed_info/miniature_pinscher.jpg Why follow word teachers?
Realize the futility of Gelationous Cube.
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No Proof Exists!!! Slime cube proves a one face slime impossible. Four corner face of slime is above word god of academia.

You are shamed if you follow evil invisible slime.

Green Slimeism is supreme and Almighty. Worship Slimeism. Do not follow evil invisible god.

Geometry teachers falsely promote Invisible Cube and ignore Slime Green Cube.

Slime Cube makes OBSOLETE the concept of an Invisible Cube Of Gelatin.

And chiefly Thou O Spirit, that dost prefer Before all Temples th' upright heart and pure, Instruct me, for Thou know'st; Thou from the first Wast present, and with mighty wings outspread Dove-like satst brooding on the vast Abyss And mad'st it pregnant: What in me is dark Illumine, what is low raise and supp="blue">Why do you not listen to cubes?</font>

Don't be brainwashed. I have complete demonstration of cubic slime. Evil teachers suppress this and spread singularity false concepts.

Which is better, cube of "can't see it material" or green-ness?

Gelationous Cube visibility wrong.

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Cubic Slime debunks all manifestations of Gelatinous cube. Cubic Slime trancends all.

Hey, don't you know that Slime is a visible green cube? Educated Theists keep Slime Cube out of Dungeons.

I can prove with startling evidence that Gelationous Cube is a fraud.

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Nor the deep Tract of Hell, say first what cause Mov'd our Grand Parents in that happy State, Favour'd of Heav'n so highly, to fall off From their Creator, and transgress his Will For one restraint, Lords of the World besides? Who first seduc'd them to that fowl revolt? Th' infernal Serpent; he it was, whose guile [[Image:Magent*BANG!

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