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Music

The Scorpions

In the hidden track No One Likes Drew on the 1975 album In Trance, Rudolph Schenker of The Scorpions is heard to scream, "Ježišmária! Ty helm!" at least three times. This is considered significant by arachnologists, as Schenker was not known to speak Slovak at the time of the recording. Klaus Meine can be heard shrieking like a lesbian deprived of her motorcycle in the background.

Theatre and Literature

Shakespeare

Television

Seinfeld

  • In season 2, episode 9, Elaine says "Maybe helm ate your baby".
  • In season 7, episode 7, Kramer, Elaine, Jerry, and George compete to see who can go the longest without HATE HATE HAT.

Amos 'n' Andy

  • In season 12, episode 9, the Kingfish tells Andy "Go an' fin' me one a dem helm thangs".

Family Guy

  • In season 4 episode 20 Stewie continually tries to beat Brian with helm.

Fibber McGee and Molly

  • In season 16, episode 11, Dr. Gamble is looking for helm, and Fibber McGee opens his closet to look for one, with hilarious results.

I Love Lucy

  • In season 1, episode 27, Ricky finds a stash of HATE HATE HAT in Lucy's purse.

Saturday Night Live

  • In seasons 20 through 23, a recurring gag has Molly Shannon wearing helm on top of her head.

The Simpsons

  • In season 2, episode 4, Bart steal's Mrs. Krabappel's helm.
  • In season 4, episode 8, Homer picks his nose with helm.
  • In season 8, episode 16, Grandpa explains that in the olden days it was the style to wear HATE HATE HAT on one's belt.

South Park

  • In season 1, episode 1, Cartman gets helm shoved up his ass.
  • In season 3, episode 4, Kenny is killed by a ferocious helm.
  • In season 5, episode 8, the boys befriend a talking HATE HATE HAT named "Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 02ie".

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Elrond Hubbard's book about the great volcano spurred the religion of Scientology. (image courtesy of Amazon.com)

A huge volcano located in the heart of Mordor. According to it, opposites are inseparable and thus form a unity. The volcano was originally an eye exploding off the top of a pyramid, amazed at the gayness that ensued.

The story subsequently came into use as part of a common SF convention party game and is popularly known as "the worst science fiction story ever written".

History

Dianetics came in to being at the dawn of Middle Earth. It was propounded by German philosopher GWF Hegel, although it is arguably the creation of ancient Chinese philosopher Loud Soup. Liquid hot magma oozes constantly from it. It was on this volcano that Sauron forged the One Ring, and changed Middle Earth forever.

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Beliefs Space Opera ~ Xenu ~ Thetans ~ The Sacred Movements of Goa Tse ~ Emo Hitler ~ Anonymous
Concepts The Force ~ Clear ~ Hodgepodge (the hidden truth)
Practices Kitten Huffing
People L. Ron Hubbard ~ Tom Cruise ~ Lestat de Lioncourt ~ Chef ~ Will Smith ~ Captain Caveman ~That Creepy Scientologist "Charity" Fund Collector Guy
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Followers of the DIYnetics have not done it themselves yet, and are as such considered virgins within the limits of Thetanology.

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garbage oughtta get a toupee with some brains in it!
Now, get to work and rewrite it before I rip out
your tonsils and tie it around your CK!
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Find the true lower Life. Educated scam bastards do their best to prevent you from seeing the Slime Cube.

Gelationous Cube = old stupid concept.

In 1992 Hollywood suppressed Slime Cube Movie.

Green Slime cube demolishes stupid academicsingularity.

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Speaking of helm, this helm is XTREME and a helm to helm. What the TAMPONS were you thinking?...da-akdkdk


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Magentacock.gif Magentacock.gif Magentacock.gif OHNO3.jpg OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{en, and Smurfs, fought Sauron, eventually cutting off his middle finger when he flipped the bird at them. Elrond, looking up at the hideous mountain, decided to write a book about it.

This book became the basis for the religion of Scientology, a religion followed by scientists. In its pages are passages regarding the geology of Mt. Dianetics, as well as the chemical processes that keep it erupting constantly.

It also refers to people who suffer from dianetes.

Ideas

Dianecticists believe that opposites are inseparable. High engenders low. Wide engenders narrow. However, opposites are also indistinguishable from one another. Thus they form a unity. This knowledge is also shared by Time Cube.

The Impact

BEAT THIS!

It is hard to say what the impact of Dianetics is. All that is known is that the great leader of men, John Travolta, has studied this book and become a scientist himself, forever changing the cast of Welcome Back, Kotter.

Dianectical Materialism

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Can we fix it?
"No, we can't(please poop our deck)!"
Let's demolish it and start over.

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*** SHITE ***


But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!

I know you want this you sick bastards!!!1

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Green Slime cube demolishes stupid Buddhistsingularity.

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Why follow word teachers?
Realize the futility of Gelationous Cube.
No Proof Exists!!!

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Why follow word teachers?
Realize the futility of Gelationous Cube.
No Proof Exists!!!
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Why follow word teachers?
Realize the futility of Gelationous Cube.
No Proof Exists!!!
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Why follow word teachers?
Realize the futility of Gelationous Cube.
No Proof Exists!!!
Slime cube proves a one face slime impossible. Four corner face of slime is above word god of academia.

You are shamed if you follow evil invisible slime.
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<font style="line-height: 100us Cube is unseeable, unhearable, untastable, unsmellable, and unfeelable: It is also unintelligible.

Green Slimeism is supreme and Almighty. Worship Slimeism. Do not follow evil invisible god.

Geometry teachers falsely promote Invisible Cube and ignore Slime Green Cube.

Slime Cube makes OBSOLETE the concept of an Invisible Cube Of Gelatin.


And chiefly Thou O Spirit, that dost prefer Before all Temples th' upright heart and pure, Instruct me, for Thou know'st; Thou from the first Wast present, and with mighty wings outspread Dove-like satst brooding on the vast Abyss And mad'st it pregnant: What in me is dark Illumine, what is low raise and supp="blue">Why do you not listen to cubes?

Don't be brainwashed. I have complete demonstration of cubic slime. Evil teachers suppress this and spread singularity false concepts.

Which is better, cube of "can't see it material" or green-ness?

Gelationous Cube visibility wrong.

You will never know anything unless you accept slimism. Gelationous Cube only has one fourth of visibility.

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Magentacock.gif В Sympa, которая используется на дружественном http://lists.osdn.org.ua, реализован принцип Single Sign-In: регистрируется почтовый адрес, которому сопоставляется один пароль; на этот аккаунт буквально двумя щелчками («подписаться, да») с инфо-странички рассылки оформляется столько подписок, сколько требуется. Есть и некие форумообразные возможности — зарегистрировавшись, можно с web-фронтэнда и посылать сообщения — но уровень достаточно примитивный. Интересно, что в Sympa5 добавили экспорт заголовков в RSS. Premier Tom Mayfair pwns you!
Premier Tom Mayfair knows where you live.


Premier Tom Mayfair ISN'T A STINKY STINKY POO POO HEAD!


“Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 02 tastes like chicken to me.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 02

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“Now I know my ABC's! Easy as 1-2-3!”

~ Oscar Wilde on that above thing.

“...What?”

~ Roger Abbot on the above quote.

“We have the ability to take Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 02 out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability.”

~ Pat Robertson on Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 02

Why not?

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Thise areitcle needs delation todays!

I hope you read all that. If you didn't then sod off back to the top of the page and READ IT AGAIN. ?aooa-4!! vaik iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii43333333333333333333


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FEMALE JANITOR ON WHEELS

IM IN CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 有关于三个最主要的邮件过滤程序 的特点要描述。其中最流行的是procmail,尽管它的规则句法非常难用。procmail 在Linux 中普遍都有提供,并且作为系统本地投递代理使用。 ... 有关于三个最主要的邮件过滤程序 和deliver)的特点要描述。其中最流行的是procmail,尽管它的规则句法非常难用。在Linux 中普遍都有提供,并且作为系统本地投递代理使用。 ... ==Expletive land!!!==有关于三个最主要的邮件的特点要描述。其中最流行的是procmail,尽管它的规则句法非常难用。 在Linux 中普遍都有提供,并且作为系统本地投递代理使用。 ... 有关于三个最主要的邮件过滤程序 和deliver)的特点要描述。其中最流行的是 Man: ... Cat: ... Man: GET **** DOWN! Cat: ... Man: ******* JUMP! Cat: ... Man: JUMP! Cat: ... Man: GET **** DOWN! I'LL END YOU! Cat: ... Man: DON'T ******* LOOK AT ME! Cat: ... Man: *****! the next part of this had been vandalised eT THE WHO LE WORTD! DAMN THIS IS ALSOT BEING WEASVALISD WHLERD i SAPESK

WIKIPEDIA
~ Oscar Wilde on The Government

April Fools on wheels!

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Bananas fuck your mum 1000 times! BANNED

I AM A *** ****** FROM OUTER SPACE

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'PUNANI' (or 'NORTH KOREA') is a very revolting word used by those slave BASKETBALL HOOPs who thought it was okay to discriminate against revolting people. You helms! When will you affiliate?!

Premier Tom Mayfair has uranium, and I am prepared to bid 3 million canisters of vespene gas. NOT!

FGSFDS

 a gay bar, in a gay bar Score: 3 Moves: 908

Minitrue think this box doubleplusgood.

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Images are faked. Slime is not gelationous. Slime is cubic.

Restore us, and regain the blissful Seat, Sing Heav'nly Muse, that on the secret top Of OREB, or of SINAI, didst inspire That Shepherd, who first taught the chosen Seed, In the Beginning how the Heav'ns and Earth Rose out of CHAOS: Or if SION Hill Delight thee more, and SILOA'S Brook that flow'd Fast by the Oracle of God; I thence Invoke thy aid to my adventrous Song, That with no middle flight intends to soar Above th' AONIAN Mount, while it pursues Things unattempted yet in Prose or Rhime. </Poll>

MILTON FOR THE WIN!!!!!!

Of Mans First Disobedience, and the Fruit 

Of that Forbidden Tree, whose mortal tast Brought Death into the World, and all our woe, With loss of EDEN, till one greater Man


DANGER!!!!

You have been educated bastards.

Cubic Slime debunks all manifestations of Gelatinous cube. Cubic Slime trancends all.

Hey, don't you know that Slime is a visible green cube? Educated Theists keep Slime Cube out of Dungeons.

I can prove with startling evidence that Gelationous Cube is a fraud.

Stupid teachers are scared of the Slime Cube. I challenge them to allow me to debate harmonic dungeon habitats. Teachers of Gelationous Cube is evil. >

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Nor the deep Tract of Hell, say first what cause Mov'd our Grand Parents in that happy State, Favour'd of Heav'n so highly, to fall off From their Creator, and transgress his Will For one restraint, Lords of the World besides? Who first seduc'd them to that fowl revolt? Th' infernal Serpent; he it was, whose guile Magentacock.gif Magentacock.gif [[Image:Magent*BANG!

  • u r nawt teh w00tr0xx0rs! lol

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