Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 07
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!11
My x-play is a naosl1.
GANGSTA GANGSTA GANGSTA GANGSTA GANGSTA!!!!!!!
If you touch the toys that Santa Clause made me, I'll cry like a baby, Cry like a baby And if you touch the toys that my mommy gave me, I'll cry like a baby, Cry like a baby!
T>Dear Edward, please stick Eddy's dick into your pussy
What kind of twisted religion would lump an honorable, noble profession, like prostitution, together with a sleazy, low-life occupation, like tax collecting?
Cutoff Prevention Well then I hope you all know that a British man would fuck a zebra up the asshole using only his tonsels and his toenails!
LOL JEWS DID WTC
A n g g e e l l i i q u e A n g g e e l l i i q u e A n g g e e l
Are you being sarcastic you little shit? This isn't as easy as it looks, and it didn't look that easy to begin with! By nowPENISe}}b is full of some really creative tools, some of these eye catching gimmicks are used on the most dangerous web banners known to man.
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SPAM! SPAM!== AAHH ==
> Console: Welcome to the non-hooker filled version of Jesus:The Game
> Console: You find yourself inside of a small, damp cave. The cave seems to have a small slit that is gradually opening.
Metavandalism is the act of vandalising an Uncyclopedia-article supposed to be filled with vandalism by adding a part that is not vandalism. Metavandalism has been a big problem to this art alism itself just to a dd to the meta-ism and stupidity of what they write. Of course, none of these have the slightest understanding of what "meta" actually means, making their bullshit even dumber. Then, some douchebag dec!!!fdshgfshg!!!!!!!!!ides to vandalise the !!!!oneone metavandalism, but this is just getting way to absurd and why don't you rather do something worthwhile, like mowing your lawn?
- music plays, rocks falling from sky*
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level!?
- Scouter scans. Vegeta pauses momentarily*
Hrggg... it'sss oovvveerrr NIIINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!
- Vegeta breaks scouter*
WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!! That can't be right!
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