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Add more, change the existing parts, or take some parts out. It's up to YOU! DO shorten excessively repetitive parts, and DO remove excessively repeated templates: they make the page take damned forever to load. Also, if the page gets too long, feel free to archive it.
Archiving
Please only archive the page if has reached 60KB or higher. To create an archive, just click the number next to last archive (it's blue). Thanks.
Tags
Close your HTML tags so the rest of the page isn't screwed up.
Other
Don't modify existing polls, as all votes wind up being reset. Add a new poll, clone it, whatever, just don't mess with existing ones.
DON'T TRY TO FREAKIN' REVERT THE PAGE! The full list of archives is right above this, silly!
Creativity
Don't bring back the entire damn archive! If you're got a tiny bit you want to bring back, go ahead, Just don't go too crazy.
BE ORIGINAL! Templates and massive text have been done to death, try at least to think up something new and creative!
Content
Use your creative skill and put whatever you feel like on the page! This page is purely a free-for-all, so we don't care if you put pornography on the page. But please, PLEASE do not put shock images here.
And please, please close your HTML tags so the rest of the page isn't screwed up.
NSFW Notice
Not safe for work.
I recommend being cautious while viewing this page at work!
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Please do not anglicanise the llama
You can anglicanise, but only where suffocated. And no pandering. Please try to be common.
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weelcome 2 me housey in poopieland lol
8========D i think i borked the paig
CAST FROTZ!!!!!1
TEHFEAR! TEH FEAR
PUT THE DOG IN THE BATH!
will be absorbing the business in order to retain the hjjuerwijkscth5gyjsgrhxd,ghrj,gmxdtrgterjsdgjfsdjghassets
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NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
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Alien Burninator!
This User is hereby cited for
extreme diligence in warding off an
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This user is a n00b, but just hasn't realized it yet.
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OBJECTION!
There is clearly a contradiction in the text below!
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This article has been screened by the Liberal baby clubbin' communists™
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Benson rocks my blocks.
Benson sells me smocks.
Benson wears no socks.
Benson trains the flocks.
Benson frys the woks.
Benson only gawks.
Benson caught the hawks.
Benson hates the crocs
Benson smells like cocks.
Benson hit the docks.
Benson wound the clocks.
Benson licked the jocks.
Benson locked the locks.
Benson never knocks.
Benson never talks.
BENSON ROCKS MY SOX.
> enter unlocked area
You enter a room that looks like it was once used as the office of a high-ranking executive. The room hasn't been used in awhile, and has collected a fair amount of dust.
Hanging on the far south wall is a valuable work of fine art!
> examine painting
It's that masterpiece, "The Plot Coupon", by T. Author.
> take painting
You reach up and lift the painting from the wall. You feel proud. Your first art heist, and you didn't even need the crowbar!
> look
There's a table in the center of the room with a spray bottle labelled "Frobozz Cleaning Co. Liquid Sunglasses Destroyer."
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TEHFEAR! TEH FEAR
PUT THE DOG IN THE BATH!
