Veghel

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July 11, 2020 at 12:16Veghel is a major, but most of all very beloved, city in the Netherlands. Veghel thanks most of its popularity to Bonfire, the former horse of the famous horserider Anky van Grunsven. Bonfire was stabled in Veghel after he retired. There, he grazed in the meadows of the beautiful rural lain Veghel. Unfortunately, Bonfire passed away in the early spring of 2005, Anky was pregnant at that time. Anky's comment: "During my pregnancy I didn't ride my horses, it was too risky for the baby. After a couple of months, I wanted to test a new saddle I bought for my dearest Bonfire, so I jumped on his back. That was the moment I heared his backbones cracking.. I guess I had gained a little weight. All Anky did after hearing those horrable sounds, was urinating in the bushes. President Bush is now creating a statuary of and for the brave Bonfire.