Viagra cookies
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Tablets, or Viagra cookies are manufactured by Nestlé and sold under their Willy Wonka Candy Company brand.
There is some debate in lay circles as to whether a tablet is an aphrodisiac. This compound, however, does quickly appear to make most men 'pecker up' if ya know what I mean. Hard yet chewable, they come packaged in tubes or boxes for females and have a variety of "fruit" flavors such as:
- Big Man Banana
- Hot Red Cinnamon
- Loving Orangina
- Green Love Machine
- Packing Purple Punch
- Sweet Mango Passion
- Lemon Twilight
- Blueberry Baboon
According to the 1881 Household Cyclopedia, Tablet pudding can be made in the following way.
Take ¼ pack of tablets, boil and mash them well; then add ½ pound flour, ½ pound meat, ½ pound nuts, ½ pound suet chopped fine, ½ cup of salt, 2 tablespoonful of cinnamon, 1 teaspoonful of allspice. Boil four hours, and serve hot with sauce flavored with Madeira wine.
