Volume Up

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The Volume Up button is found on the Universal Remote Control 3000 and can be utilised to raise the volume of real life people who have an annoying habit of speaking very softly.

Also one of the few buttons on the iPod Shuffle language. When pressed, the unit starts to emit a very bad signal, talling better iPods to blow up. This has started to enrage the iPod using community.

Can be used in conjunction with the Volume Down button to control the Universe noise level on various appliances.

 

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