Vught

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Vught is situated in the Netherlands, only a stone's throw away from 's-Hertogenbosch. Vught is known for it's green lands just outside the city of 's-Hertogenbosch, although many people don't know that all this is just a disguise for a group of aliens controlling general life on earth.

History[edit]

Vught has not been discovered until 1028 AD. Until then most people thought it was a small, quiet village located in the shadows of 's-Hertogenbosch.

After the middle ages, somewhere in the 17th century, a group of aliens landed in Vught and set up their living space. Sand used to create their living space has created the recreational water facility the IJzeren Man (Iron Man). Soon after this event they started to execute their plans for world domination, the first being the spreading of plans for the Steam Engine, causing the start of the Industrial Revolution.

Later on, starting from the end of the 19th century, plans for the so-called World Wars were spread by the aliens populating the unknown grounds of Vught. Considering this, it should not be surprising that one of the largest Concentration Camps of World War II in the Netherlands was located in Vught. The aliens continued their rage for destruction, and plans for most technological inventions were spread from Vught, including plans for Weapons of Mass Distraction, like Nuclear Boobs.

Interesting Objects[edit]

Vught is still a very military place, being home to two army bases, and the best protected prison in the Netherlands. Access to these three interesting objects is limited, and no one seems to know what exactly is going on there. There have been reports of people going missing after entering these objects.

The only useful object for research is the IJzeren Man (Iron Man), which is believed to be radio active at it's very bottom. The only researchers daring to go to the depths of this lake have never returned. Rumours are spreading that there's a bottomless pit providing entrance to the alien living spaces on the bottom of the IJzeren Man (Iron Man).

Experiments[edit]

There are some nazi doctors active in the Vught prison. They conduct experiments involving human cloning and Kitten Huffing on the inmates of the prison.

Current State[edit]

Altough very little is known about what exactly the aliens are controlling, people are sure that George Bush, President of the United States, is actually a cyborg controlled by the aliens in Vught. The Middle East is considered worthless by this aliens, as is proven by artifacts found on the island of the IJzeren Man (Iron Man), which gives a direct link to the international politics of George Bush.

Out of all countriess in the world, only Russia seems unaffected by the aliens. The claims of various Russian presidents to declare war on the Netherlands, and sometimes even Vught in particular, if any military force enters their grounds have scared off the aliens for now.

Remaining human beïngs[edit]

Although vught is completely taken over by aliens, the few remaining humans have also disguised themselves as aliens. This physical and mental cloaking comes at a cost, after a short period of beïng disguised this way of living gets to their heads. As result the human inhabitants of vught are completely out of their minds, they are as crazy as a coconut. On a scale of 1-10 (1 beïng perfectly sane, 10 completely insane) they score a . Especially teenage girls are subjected to the side effect of the disguise, you won't be able to tell if they are human or alien. A completely beserk human or alien that is. Some inhabitants of Vught are nice though, like for example Véronique Wils and her friend Doortje Brugmans or Mushad El'Jabah

Unit of prospectlessness[edit]

Vught is the unit of prospectlessness. 1 Vught is defined as the chancelessness of the road around Alphen aan den Rijn.