Weisswurste and the Fat German Kid
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Weisswurste and the Fat German Kid (simply referred to as Weisswurste or WFGK) is a post-nu progressive melodic death metal band from Hell. Formed about two million years ago, the band's members are all only in their twenties and thirties. They are horrible and have been compared to acts like Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy. They have released over a thousand albums, but that doesn't make them any better than what they really are, as all of their songs sound like an angry cat whose tail is being ran over by a large truck in the middle of a Texas highway.
[edit] Early years
The band was formed as Weisswurste and the Demon sometime, somewhere, and somehow, but most likely in the depths of Hell on February 31 about two million years ago. They released several scary albums of them puking, screaming, and being bitten on the ass by large bats. Finally, Satan, the band's manager, summoned them onto Earth. They landed in Berlin, Germany.
The band's name was changed to Weisswurste and the Fat German Kid after an incident in a local bar that involves the band's lead guitarist King Machado, a drunken Chinese hobo, and Bruce Willis. The band was soon discovered by a smelly drummer guy, who signed them to a record label titled Lamcore Recordings, which vocalist MC Lamchop fronted after Lars left due to an incident with the internet and hackers.
To this day, the band release an album on average of seven times a second. Only two people have managed to listen to all of their albums; Chuck Norris and Matt Damon. Always remember that if you do meet Weisswurste backstage, they WILL, and I repeat, they WILL, bite you to death, and possibly make sausages out of you.
[edit] Band
- MC Lamchop (Lead Screams): A Chinese rapper straight outta Singapore! Born on 6/6/66, Lamchop was summoned into Hell at a young age, where he was forced to spend eternity with Weisswurste.
- Thin Dill (Guitar, Backing Vocals): Formerly known as King Machado, Thin Dill was fat. Really fat. I mean, he was bigger than fat. He was just huge. But in 2009, he came back and he was thin. Really thin. I mean, he is smaller than thin. He is just tiny.
- K-Logan (Bass, Backing Growls): The bassist of the group and the, surprisingly, most popular member. He provides the artwork to all ninety billion of Weisswurste's albums.
- Gangsta Greenwood (Drums): The silent drummer of the band who is obsessed with Speed Racer. He is, in fact, not a gangsta, and he likes to wear bandanas to make him seem "cool", although he is in a shitty band and he is just a geek with no job, no life, and no girlfriend.
[edit] Discography
The discography of WFGK is considered to be the largest collection of recordings ever. With over ninety thousand billion albums in existance, it is nearly impossible to actually list a discography, so we will leave you with this; Death Magnetic. The only album released on Earth (others being released in Hell) was highly successful and was considered the best album of all time. It featured guest acts such as Dave Mustaine and the Zombie Burton.
