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This is it. The big one. The Oscar of Uncyclopedia. Writer of the month. The "Chronies", if you will. And it is the Voting page.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Whom should I nominate? 3 Nominations and Voting Process 4 Fabulous Prizes 5 Vote Or Die!! 6 Past Winners 7 Official Nominations for September 7.1 MacMania (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 7.2 PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered member.
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least five "full" articles.

[edit] Whom should I nominate?

Nominate the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month.

[edit] Nominations and Voting Process

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. Over the course of the month you may vote ONCE for your favorite writer. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle immensely. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

[edit] Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page.
• Fancy template to put on your user page.
• 1 gallon of ice cream!
• Only 1 gallon? What a rip off!
• We can make it a pint.
• No cone though
• Sprinkles are optional.

[edit] Vote Or Die!!

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

[edit] Past Winners

stillwaters • Chronarion • RadicalX • LeeHarveyKennedy • carlb • Famine • Cap'n Ben • Rangeley • KP • Savethemooses • David Gerard • Todd Lyons • Doug • Mhaille • Hindleyite • Bradaphraser • Tompkins • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Imrealized • Procopius • Squiggle • ENeGMA • Modusoperandi • One-eyed Jack • Prettiestpretty • Braydie • Shandon • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Ljlego • The Thinker • TheLedBalloon • Zombiebaron • So So • Cajek • THE • 15Mickey20 • Mordillo • Thekillerfroggy • Dr. Skullthumper • DJ Irreverent • Under user • RAHB • Hyperbole • The UnIdiot • Gerrycheevers • SysRq • An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays • DrStrange • Sycamore • Guildensternenstein • RabbiTechno • Orian57 • Sog1970 • GlobalTourniquet • Necropaxx

[edit] Official Nominations for September

[edit] MacMania (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

1. Nom&StrongFor. Let me introduce you to my good colleague MacMania. Last month, this beast of a writer churned out 3 very funny articles: Firefly, UnScripts:Star Wars (2010), and Pixar. The month before that, he got two features: Cheerios and Sherlock Holmes. To top it all off, he's got two articles up for feature as I write this: Alien and UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés. Fellow Uncyclopedians, the choice is clear: MacMania for WotM. Thank you. /steps off podium. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 03:21, Sep 1
2. One more thing ... HA! You fell for that, didn't you? Nope, not a single more thing. Ha! Half of you people must have paid for the keynote just to hear what one more thing I had, didn't you!
   
   Anyway. Yes, thank you very much. I'll just walk over to the ballot box right there ... http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png Sir MacMania CUN—[03:33 1 Sep 2009]

   Actually, just one more thing—also on VFH is UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail (note: has also been featured http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png Sir MacMania CUN—[00:16 4 Sep 2009]). I know, I spelled 'travellers' with one 'l'. I had to keep the local dialect, didn't I? Eh? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png Sir MacMania CUN—[03:48 1 Sep 2009]

   Oh, and PS: someone please get Psyché into the feature queue. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png Sir MacMania CUN—[03:50 1 Sep 2009]

   Annoying when that isn't changed on time, isn't it? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:42, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

   For fuck's sake. So we don't always stand beside a computer ready to change the feature exactly as the clock strikes midnight. Whoopee shit. Most of the time it gets changed fairly soon after. And more importantly, idiots get banned, cyberbullying gets deleted, vandalism gets dealt with, people get helped out, talked to, encouraged or warned, and work gets done. The world DOES NOT END if the feature doesn't change dead on time. This little insidious drip drip drip of comments you keep making doesn't help - it just winds people up. Annoying when people get really anal about certain things, isn't it? --UU - natter 12:56, Sep 1

   Sorry. Bit of a hasty comment. Yeah, admins do have users and vandalism to monitor (note: and, of course, real life [15:18 1 Sep 2009]), so it's quite understandable. I'll just sneak back out now ... http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png Sir MacMania CUN—[15:15 1 Sep 2009]

   Er, that was aimed more at the King of the comment about the feature queue, Monsieur Enstein. --UU - natter 20:21, Sep 1

   Sorry again, I guess. Checked out the history, so now I've got context. I must be feeling very guilty about something here ... http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png Sir MacMania CUN—[21:00 1 Sep 2009]

3. Strong For. In my opinion, one of the top 5 writers we have here, and he's only been here two months. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:42, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
4. For. A natural at this lark. --UU - natter 12:57, Sep 1
5. For Having reviewed several of his articles I can safely say he is a very good writer. --Sequence 14:47, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
6. For. And that Oregon Trail article is just brilliant.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 18:34, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
7. For per above. --Mn-z 18:36, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
8. Most definitely. He writes feature after feature. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 18:37, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
9. Certainly--Sog1970 07:45, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
10. yes yes yes yes! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 02:27 September 5 '09
11. For. I died on the Oregon Trail, and my lower body got eaten for breakfast. That's why I'm Binky The WonderSkull 17:52, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
12. For. So predictable.. whaditellye! Now you have to like wait a month for a shiny trophy that you know youre gonna get. ... ACROLO...KUN...Spam 08:08, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

1. Nom. Though I've already given my vote to Mac, PotR deserves at least a nomination. As of now he's got three really strong features, and is on his way to a fourth (and hopefully fifth, if ya'll were sophisticated enough to appreciate Isaac The Tank Engine). He ranks among the most well read and sophisticated users here (as far as I can tell, anyway), and deserves at least to be in the running for this award. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:19, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

• Self-against As much as I appreciate the nod, I'm not quite at the level that either yourself or Mac are at the moment, and I was actually going to lend my support to Mac this month, pending bribe, except that up until today there hasn't been another contender. And again as much as I appreciate it, MacMania all the way! (Who's name actually comes from Mac meaning son of, and Mania meaning hyperactive insanity - how can you not love it?) Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 03:41, 5/09/2009
• Comment. You're a great writer, Puppy. But I'll respect your wishes and not vote for you. -- Binky</font> The WonderSkull 18:00, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

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