WWELC

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WWELC
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The WWELC is the English-language Welsh channel's for Wales (if that makes any sense) based in the commonly known area of Wales called the California of Wales, AKA: Swansea.

The channels shows ex-BBC and ITV programmes (as these channels are banned in Wales) with plenty of entertaining advertisments along the way, the channels has recently been critisised for being to insensitive to older people when it comes to the recomissioning of Jackass as this is extremely popular with the older generation, the channel also shows popular Welsh Straight-To-Video movies. Popular shows on the channels include HolbyFire (The 6th spinoff of the Holby franchise set in a fire station) and Tesco....LIVE! (This is basically an advertisment show, but faces stiff competition from Spar....LIVE! on Channel 5).

The Past[edit]

The station was set up in 1999 to celebrate the independence of Wales from England but forgot it was only going to be some powers devolved so the people of Wales are stuck in the mess of having this shitty channel instead of BBC channels and ITV channels (ITV whoops! mistake no one watches their dramas).

The WWELC used to be broadcast in Punjabi because Welsh was scarce in those days, but now over 200% of the population speak it.

Due to popular belief there is Welsh programmes on the channel after the former Welsh language channel S4C decided to be a hardcore Welsh porn channel.

The channels are also broadcast in Japan as the people there find the Welsh language very amusing.

The channels are well known for their very high amount of rascist programmes like We Came, But We Didn't Went, The Construction Site and All Jobs Gone!, Who's To Blame?'

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In 2006 the company bought Shite Productions for £1.74.

The Present[edit]

The station is currently doing below average in Wales because of the introduction of Channel 5 where the people of Wales have discovered cheap foreign tat from America.

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WWELC 1 Schedule[edit]

7:00 PM 7:30 PM 8:00 PM 8:30 PM 9:00 PM 9:30 PM 10:00 PM 10:30 PM
Sunday BBC Classic News (from 11/04/06) Coriander Street Dodgy Towers Flog Shit!
Monday BBC Classic News (from 12/04/06) Middle Eastenders The Z Factor Two Pints of Vodka, Can I Have A Condom Please? I'm A Has-Been, Please Re-Start My Career Up Late With Jack the Ripper
Tuesday BBC Classic News (from 13/04/06) Your Mom LIVE! Flemmerdale At....Jesus's Crib
Wednesday BBC Classic News (from 19/07/01) Bollyoaks CSI: Swansea The Late Night Show With Gary Glitter
Thursday BBC Classic News (from 29/07/93) Top Gear (With Jeremy Clarkson's hair edited out) At....Mary Whitehouse's Crib Dafydd Bond:Goldenpussy
Friday BBC Classic News (from 07/01/74) HolbyFire The Weakest Chink EmeraldAdder VIII
Saturday BBC Classic News (from 01/03/02) Tesco.....LIVE! Bollock Talk with Michael Parkinson Bargain Cunt

WWELC 2 Schedule[edit]

7:00 PM 7:30 PM 8:00 PM 8:30 PM 9:00 PM 9:30 PM 10:00 PM 10:30 PM
Sunday The Two Show Immigrant Watch LIVE! Torchwood Flog Shit Xtra
Monday The Two Show Who Want's To Be A Thousandaire? QIeer Gary Glitter: My Year As A Sex Ed Teacher Live On The Swansea-Cock Ferry Peter Kay: Not Funny!
Tuesday The Two Show Planet Gleise C The Chariot's On Fire John Prescott: Im Now Anorexic
Wednesday The Two Show Fart Attack Song's Of Praise: X-RATED Knockers: The History Of Door Bells
Thursday The Two Show Britain Hasn't Got Any Talent Piers Moron: Why My Chat Show Is SHIT! Saturday Morning With Jonathan Woss
Friday The Two Show The Cunt Series: Piers Morgan Why I'm So Hot: Tony Blair SexyTime: Ann Widdecombe
Saturday The Two Show The Cunt Series: Jeremy Kyle Moron Hour: Boris Johnson SexyTime: Cherie Blair

The Classic Welsh Sport Channel Schedule[edit]

Channel only open Saturdays and Sundays not enough material.

7:00 PM 7:30 PM 8:00 PM 8:30 PM 9:00 PM 9:30 PM 10:00 PM 10:30 PM 11:00 PM 11:30 PM 00:00 AM 00:30 AM 01:00 AM
Sunday Snatch Of The Day Welsh Jousting Highlights Welsh Darts 1927 The Swimming Show The Olympics 1984 Rugby Highlights Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Vs. Llandewi Brefi Angry Sports With Vinnie Jones
Saturday Crack Of The Day Welsh Squash Highlights Welsh Polo 1847 Vinnie Jones: Whats Happened To Cock Fighting? The Welsh Bear Baiting Final Football Highlights Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Vs. Llandewi Brefi Friendly Sports With Bruce Forsyth

WWELC Daytime @ Nightime Schedule Schedule[edit]

7:00 PM 7:30 PM 8:00 PM 8:30 PM 9:00 PM 9:30 PM 10:00 PM 10:30 PM
Sunday Teleshopping: Used Viagra Teleshopping: Rubber Breasts Teleshopping: My Hell With Michael Jackson - The DVD Teleshopping: John Prescott's Exercise Video
Monday The Religous Hour With Adolf Hitler Kill It, Cook it, Fuck it Flog Shit! Even More Xtra! Homes Under The Wrecking Ball Mock The Freak Let's Talk....SHIT!
Tuesday The Religous Hour With Adolf Hitler Never Mind The Paedophile History of Sport: Snooker 1964 It's Late With Vinnie Jones
Wednesday The Religous Hour With Adolf Hitler Family Guy Nice To See Your'e Clothes Off, To See Them Off Nice Dogging....LIVE!
Thursday The Religous Hour With Adolf Hitler Forget Question Time, How About Answer Time! An Interview With Huw Ceredig Burger Nipples
Friday The Religous Hour With Adolf Hitler The Movies: Dr. No Don't Touch Me There Gary Glitter: My 20 Yr Holiday In The Philippines Video Games: Holocaust Tycoon
Saturday Live Football: Aberdare Vs. Pontypool Chit Chat With Stephen Hawking Tesco....LIVE! XTRA Welsh Babes Till Late

The Future[edit]

Worldwide astromoners predict a asteroid collision with Earth in 2086 but because of WWELC's position on the planet it will slowly destroy the station and morph back into 1058 when TV didn't exist....good!

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The station has announced it will have it's new news programme The WWELC News @ 6pm will be airing in February 2009.