Walla Walla is a fictional city, known mostly as a popular cartoon destination. Visited mostly by tourists from France, the citizens of Walla Walla decided to take up Dutch as their official language.
- Walla Walla has the highest rate of speed of any city on Earth, at 211 m/s.
- Walla Walla has 2 mayors. One for day, and one for night.
- Walla Walla denies rumors that Willy Wonka is moving his factory there.
- Walla Walla has the highest pies per capita, 12.
Walla Walla, while commonly known as general babble coming from the mouth of the carrot-hoarding pinhead Bugs Bunny, really is a place. Up until a short while ago it was just the tiny little nothing-to-do town tucked away in the Southwest corner of Washington. Recent wine attraction has brought in a number of wealthy tourists, resulting in its transformation to a slightly more buzzing, still nothing-to-do town. There are just more people now. Most of the people who come for winely purposes probably like Walla Walla, because it has a very nice little downtown and a lot of pretty scenery scattered here and there. Most of the people who have lived in Walla Walla a long time are either incredibly artistic, boring, easily satisfied, or drug-users. Anyone that's anyone goes downtown Friday night and smokes crack in front of Coffee Perk.