Wallpaper paste
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According to popular opinion wallpaper paste is the best drink in existance, I would like to disprove this by saying Whiskey is as you can see from this equation.
W = WhiskeyandMP = MaxPleasure:W = MP
Wall paperpaste on the other hand is vile and gloopy, but is very good at sticking wallpaper to wall.
On the other hand, it has been shown to be high in caffeine--making it popular among college students, truckers, and inebriated bums.