Walter Wolf
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Walter "Oy Vey!" Wolf was a Looney Tunes villain and among the first anti-semitical cartoon characters. His legacy lies in his popularity with neo-Nazi audiences.
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[edit] Origins
In an effort to get the YWCA off their backs, Warner Bros. agreed to produce several Looney Tunes cartoons starring Slappy Squirrel. As Sid the Squid was a practically useless villain, Warner Bros., having been run by pleasure facists at the time, decided to create a "Jewboy" whom they could bully around.
[edit] Career
Walter had held a grudge against Slappy Squirrel from Day One (Not surprising, really. Wolves see anything but themselves as edible), and his place as the foe of Slappy Squirrel was assured. Unlike Sid the Squid or Beanie the Bison, Walter appeared in almost every Looney Tunes cartoon starring Slappy, including:
- Construction Site Slappy (1933)
- Little Red Riding Squirrel (1935)
- Wolf Down the Bacon (1935)
- Slappy and the Wolf (1936)
- The Trial of Mr. Wolf (1942)
Besides a few cameos on The Slappy Squirrel Show in 1936, Walter wasn't seen again until Animaniacs in 1993, where he acted solo in:
- ...And Justice for Slappy (1995)
And was also teamed up with Sid the Squid and Beanie the Bison in:
- Hurray for Slappy (1993)
- Scare Happy Slappy (1993)
[edit] The Slappy Squirrel Movies
Two Slappy Squirrel movies were planned by the Fox Bros. Network but only got as far as the casting stages before being abandoned in the wake of the Slappy Squirrel scandal of 2005. The two films, The Mystery of Hiram Gregor and Toony but Tough, despite having only any real use as toilet paper because they were so full of shit in the first place, were both to have Walter Wolf as the main villain.
[edit] Racist Allegations
During World War Two, it was discovered that Goofy, the German propaganda minister, had been using the Walter Wolf cartoons as anti-Semitic propaganda as part of their campaigns against the Jews.
Following this discovery, the protests against Walter Wolf's position increased, along with backing from notable superhero figures like Captain Jew and Captain America. With no other choice but to either accept or be crushed by a huge lynch mob, Walter Wolf went into a forced retirement in California, where he resides in his comfy mansion overlooking the San Fernando Valley, shooting paper-boys with his trusty shotgun.
[edit] Catchphrases
- "Oy!"
- "Knock it off with the (whatever it was)!"
- "You meschuginah (species name here)!"
