|WAMPERT (RETARDUS NIGGERIDO)|
|Date of birth||July 6, 1946|
|Place of birth||NEGGER HELL|
|Date of death||Hope near|
|Place of death||Pig and Whistle, Wandsworth, London|
|Vice President||failed attempt 1951|
|Prime Minister||Ran in 1965 election|
|Term of office||0666 a.c–Unknowed|
|Preceded by||George W. Bush|
|Succeeded by||Myley Cyrus|
|Political party||Liver replacement party|
Wampert is one of the greatest bastards of america, the most important negger or at last thats what we think...
Wampert is an Emo so he/she/it hate his/her/it own life, your life, and the life of your Girlfriend/Boyfriend so he/she/it use to cut him-self.
This make everyone annoy and that make Wampert sad, people get sad,
The fuking bastard named Wampert get even more sad and people get even more and more sad, then an intelligent use his brain and hits this guy killing Wampert so the people can return to their own bussiness.
There is one wampert per school and he can be anonimus until somebody start kicking his ass, then he become wampert
Wampert(being hated by everyone) have superpowwers like:
.SUPER STUPIDNESS ABILITTY
“That make hi unrresistible to the oposite sex”
.Wampert is Yo Momma
.Wampert is as Normal as you
.Wampert is bigger than The greatest Man ever knowed
.The next fact is true
.The last fact was false