Wampert

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WAMPERT (RETARDUS NIGGERIDO)
WAMPERT (RETARDUS NIGGERIDO)
Personal info
Nationality American
Date of birth July 6, 1946
Place of birth NEGGER HELL
Date of death Hope near
Place of death Pig and Whistle, Wandsworth, London
First Lady You
Political career
Order Black Subways
Vice President failed attempt 1951
Prime Minister Ran in 1965 election
Term of office 0666 a.cUnknowed
Preceded by George W. Bush
Succeeded by Myley Cyrus
Political party Liver replacement party
We want wampert to do this

Wampert is one of the greatest bastards of america, the most important negger or at last thats what we think...

Life[edit]

GO WAMPERT GO!!

Wampert is an Emo so he/she/it hate his/her/it own life, your life, and the life of your Girlfriend/Boyfriend so he/she/it use to cut him-self. This make everyone annoy and that make Wampert sad, people get sad, The fuking bastard named Wampert get even more sad and people get even more and more sad, then an intelligent use his brain and hits this guy killing Wampert so the people can return to their own bussiness. There is one wampert per school and he can be anonimus until somebody start kicking his ass, then he become wampert

THE WELL KNOWED SUPER-HERO Emo-Man

Super-Hero[edit]

Wampert(being hated by everyone) have superpowwers like:

.BeingDepressed

.Being stupid

.SUPER STUPIDNESS ABILITTY


“That make hi unrresistible to the oposite sex”

~ Capitan sarcasm on Wampert


FUCKS Facts about Wampert[edit]

.Wampert is Yo Momma

.Wampert is as Normal as you

.Wampert is bigger than The greatest Man ever knowed

.The next fact is true

.The last fact was false

See Also[edit]

.Gay

.Emo

.Fat

.Deseaces