Washington Monument
The Washington Monument is a monument named after Washington, in Washington. Did we mention it's a monument?
It is an obelisk built in the late 1800s and took approximately 50 years to build (quite a feat considering it is only as tall as a 5-foot man). It is visited by millions of tourists annually who have nothing better to do than eat Doritos and watch Judge Judy.
Purpose[edit]
There are various competing hypotheses over its intended purpose. Some experts believe that it could have been built to:
- Serve as a large dildo for Paris Hilton.
- Serve as a landmark for passing terrorist flight hijackers.
- Serve as a sundial for when America runs out of electricity.
- According to Peter Griffin it looks like a giant penis.
- Some also say that it might be a tribute to Bill Clinton
